Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

http://www.furnation.com/A_D/

Let's go over the list o' cliches

-Anthros are slaves to evil hyoomons

-Any group of young people automatically become adventurers who go on an RPG like quest

-There is nudity not necessary for the plot

-There is a wolf, cat, bunny and skunk

This is good foreshadowing here...

http://www.furnation.com/A_D/archive/archive.htm?11

No female will ever want you as a mate! THAT IS YOUR CURSE!

(Every furry thinks he has this curse, no?)

I think the artist found the character he identifies himself with...

Let's see, a troop of four males and two females alone in the woods. Now this bear will never attract specifically a female. Hmmm. I see a faggy possibility here...

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

My guess is the skunk boy takes it in the booty.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Well no duh, he's coming from a MONESTARY for fucks sake...

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

...the art wouldn't be half bad if it wasn't all like.. floof-fill-Paint-shop-pro-ish.

I dare not look at more.

*looks anyway*

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

He's a bear, he obviously works out, seems to spend a lot of time on his hair, OF COURSE he's gay. It didn't take a curse to tell him that. But yeah, skunk boy needs to be careful in the shower.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Great scott! I could barely get past the horrid web construction, let alone the terrible artwork. I'm sure some furry somewhere thinks it's a visionary masterpiece.

Looking a few pages in, it's official - this thing must have been written up from someone's GURPS furry-ized campaign, complete with "universal bag of holding all crap imaginable" straight from your generic PC RPG (or possibly copied from the magician's hat in the old D&D cartoon). And, of course, every one of them starts out with TEH ANGST!

If this had been a movie, it wouldn't have even been direct to video.. it would have been released straight to MST3K.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

What? No busty herm?

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

I didn't look far enough in to see if then encounter any dragons. If not, chances are it'll be the dragon that's a herm. It's always the dragons.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

What? No busty herm?

Close enough: Two of the male characters drink from an enchanted well and are turned into females. Yay, another furry fetish fantasy cliché. Although in fairness this one isn't played for kinks. But of course, that may well come...

Jeez, this comic sucks on so may levels. The artwork isn't too bad, but the colours are horrible, the pacing is uneven, and the story... egads. You rarely see so many clichés, half-baked ideas and direct thefts from other and better works of fiction stuffed together in one package.

Also, just to be pedantic, little details like having the legends "Updated 2/17/05" and "last revised 01/15/03" on the same page doesn't give the impression that the webmaster has much idea what he's doing.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

It's always the dragons.

Fuck. That's one of the ugliest things I have ever seen.

...

No. Wait. I gave this guy's site a quick look. Ugly horrors ahoy. I mean, what the hell?

Oh crud. I dare not look at that site anymore.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Good fucking grief. I just found it doing a Google search of "dragon herm" since that's what I was after. But.. man.. you just waded through that drek like the Viet Cong through a rice paddy.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

When engaged in atrocity tourism, you've got to take the good* with the bad**. :)

* = stuff so horrible it's funny.
** = stuff so horrible it's... well... horrible.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

No. Wait. I gave this guy's site a quick look. Ugly horrors ahoy. I mean, what the hell?

Oh crud. I dare not look at that site anymore.

FUCK! This stuff reminds me of those 14th century woodcuts depicting Hell and ravages of the plague. The horror...

Genghis · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 322

FUCK! This stuff reminds me of those 14th century woodcuts depicting Hell and ravages of the plague. The horror...

Those 14th century woodcuts of which you speak contained considerably less dong.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Those 14th century woodcuts of which you speak contained considerably less dong.

And considerably more talent...

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

FUCK! This stuff reminds me of those 14th century woodcuts depicting Hell and ravages of the plague. The horror...
Those 14th century woodcuts of which you speak contained considerably less dong.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

..Uuuh. ok!

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Those 14th century woodcuts of which you speak contained considerably less dong.

You can always count on Satan for a pointy...um...thingie.

Mastertran · Venter Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 275

This comic sucks that's all that needs to be said.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

http://www.furnation.com/A_D/art/65000.jpg

It's a Xellos' wand.

Add: anime fag/art theif to the list of offenses.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

The best part about this thread getting bumped is for a second there it looked like Zen Zhu started posting again. Yeah, I know.. in reality that'd be a bad thing for him, and it's best he enjoy his hard won freedom from the dumb :?