Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

I just found squeakypony's inflatable fetish page!

http://www.xydexx.com/inflatable/reindeer.htm

Now, what I want to know (and really shouldn't), how does one go about getting off on these? Inflated plastic has notoriously sharp seams...

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

If anyone needs me, I'll be hanging out with Zen... Hey, baldy, wait up! I call shotgun!

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Uh, yeah. Fucking inflatable animals is about as legally close as a person can get to fucking real animals.

With that being said, didn't Xydexx leave CYD in a temper tantrum about a year ago?

M0us3_Zero · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 437

This has been floating around the net for a long time.

A VERY long time.

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 658

I just found squeakypony's inflatable fetish page!

http://www.xydexx.com/inflatable/reindeer.htm

Welcome to the year 2001! If anyone needs me I'll be out back taunting cats.

With that being said, didn't Xydexx leave CYD in a temper tantrum about a year ago?

No no no. Xydexx has never been a member of this forum. I wonder who you're thinking of though?

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

No no no. Xydexx has never been a member of this forum. I wonder who you're thinking of though?

I assume he would mean the neurotic minerva twins, newt and the tyrant.

They were adequately creepy.

Inopia · Qualificator Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 18

"The Inflatable Reindeer Appreciation Society" sounds kind of creepy. :shock:

I bet it took a lot of time for him to cut and paste all those Reindeers together. I actually tought it was a fully real pic first.

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

Solution to his Reindeer Maze... =)

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

I just found squeakypony's inflatable fetish page!

http://www.xydexx.com/inflatable/reindeer.htm

My dear Iconoclast, I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about. Why it's perfectly natural for a man with such good taste like Xydexx to have closet filled to the brim with inflatable reindeer. Don't you? I suppose the next thing you might tell me that having a closet full of inflatable pool toys isn't the most natural human behaviour in the world.

Donny, you rule.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

I'm sorry to have bored the old timers. It's true: I'm way behind on my knowledge of fur perversity. I'll work on that :wink:

I loved how he tried to pass his inflatable porn page as being on a mundane, parody level similar to Furniture Porn.

From his FAQ:

Why do you have so many inflatable reindeer?

Take a guess.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

At least it's not one of those blow up pool toys, like the whale or the croc. :D

M0us3_Zero · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 437

Um, there's odd things like that too.

Gimmie a sec and I'll point your noses in the right direction.

(Addendum: NSFW. You have been warned. http://inflates.yiff.ru)

Unfortunately it's blocked with a "registered viewers only" bouncer, but I'm sure one of our spies here can let people in on the secrets of the site.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

For poppers and nonpoppers!

The hell? Inflatable snuff?

M0us3_Zero · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 437

Yep, looks like I knocked that one outta da park.

Michael Hirtes · Needs to get out more Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 820

This has been floating around the net for a long time.

Like a turd that needs to be flushed.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Why do you have so many inflatable reindeer?
Take a guess.

Uh...because you're Santa Clause and you're keeping them for backup?

How big are the inflatable reindeer?
Fully inflated and ready for action, they stand about 4' tall.

"Ready for action"...is that like the GI Joe "ready for action"? Like do they have a kung fu grip? Wait, don't answer that.

What are their names?
Actually, I haven't gotten around to naming any of them. Maybe I should.

Pokey, Yiffy, Humpy, Jailbait, Tenderbottom, and Rod

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

What are their names?
Actually, I haven't gotten around to naming any of them. Maybe I should.

Pokey, Yiffy, Humpy, Jailbait, Tenderbottom, and Rod

Oh gawd, I forsee a very perverted version of 'The Night Before Christmas'

M0us3_Zero · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 437

This has been floating around the net for a long time.

Like a turd that needs to be flushed.

Someone needs to find the handle then. Or maybe the handle needs just a little jiggle.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

GI Joe? Guys, Xydexx motherfucking Squeekypony is a true American hero.

Just imagine the action figures: "New, X-TREME XydeXX (Squeekypony)! Now battle edition! He's pelting with stones!"

It would be also a pretty big hit overseas. I think he would be even starring next to Bert from Sesame Street on the pro-al-Qaida posters, replacing old, boring Osama.