Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

For those of you who still muck, what is the funniest fuck list you've seen? This one seems all inclusive:

Always-IC anything-goes ageplay aquatic bisexual biting body-modification bondage boots breath-control breeding C&BT chastity chemical cinfo cum-loving diapers discipline dyes exhibitionist fisting foot-fetish forcedshifting fuckable group-sex humiliation inflation latex lecherous leashable magic-sex male-biased masochist mind-control mummification nonconsensual nullification piercing plushophile rimming sex-doll sex-machines shapeshifting spanking switch teasing tentacles toys trainable transformation uppity vorarephile voyeur wet-and-messy zoophile absorbtion moldable bonding ~ Male White Latex Kitsune

I've seen longer. Why not cut to the chase and just put "indiscriminate slut?"

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

I joined Taps for a week as a social experiment. Made myself a sponge with no sexuality. I hung out for about a day, and got tired of things still trying to fuck me, or stuff me into them.

...there be some crazy fucks, aye.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

I joined Taps for a week as a social experiment. Made myself a sponge with no sexuality. I hung out for about a day, and got tired of things still trying to fuck me, or stuff me into them.

...there be some crazy fucks, aye.

I found a niche of people who focused more on decent plotlines than cyberbangs, and I've had some good times. I suppose that's like saying I read Playboy for the articles, but that's the truth. :lol:

There have been some "WTF" moments, though. Especially encountering the types that come out of thin air and try to guilt trip you into textfucking as if their lives depended on it.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Always-IC anything-goes ageplay aquatic bisexual biting body-modification bondage boots breath-control breeding C&BT chastity chemical cinfo cum-loving diapers discipline dyes exhibitionist fisting foot-fetish forcedshifting fuckable group-sex humiliation inflation latex lecherous leashable magic-sex male-biased masochist mind-control mummification nonconsensual nullification piercing plushophile rimming sex-doll sex-machines shapeshifting spanking switch teasing tentacles toys trainable transformation uppity vorarephile voyeur wet-and-messy zoophile absorbtion moldable bonding ~ Male White Latex Kitsune

In other words, "I hate myself, please debase me via text messages." Where would these people be had they discovered model railroading instead of...whatever the fuck this is?

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

I couldn't pay anyone to textfuck me. May have something to do with the way my character sits around Merriam's wearing a CYD shirt yelling about the furries. Seriously, and I've been there for like a month.

Haven't been banished yet, though the owner's getting around to it.

But, the stupidest list I've seen yet was on SPR, where they allow you to write your own 'custom' prop of infinite length. With a list of about a hundred pre-defined kinks, her list was 'such and such kink for Person'. About a hundred times. Second best was just this attentionwhore who'd listed every kink available because 'I might do that for someone I cared for'. Uh, try 'I just like appearing in every list of kink search results.'

-- WhatIsZ Extended V1.0.0.1 WF ------------------------------[ Focused View ]
Aventis available anything-goes ageplay anal breeding cinfo cunt-loving
cum-covered cum-loving cunt-worshiping enema female-biased
fur-preferred fisting fuckable gendershifting group-sex
herm-biased in-heat incest intelligence-biased lactate
macrophile microphile oral piercing plants polyamorous
pregnophile rimming romantic shapeshifting shaving shy
scale-preferred submissive tentacles breast-loving
transformation unbirthing watersports wet-and-messy
xeno-preferred yiffy zoophile [Sorry, no males !] Herm Drac-Sur
-------------------------------------------------------- by K'T/AnnonyMouse --

Lazarian · Rasophore Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Posts: 60

Always-IC anything-goes ageplay aquatic bisexual biting body-modification bondage boots breath-control breeding C&BT chastity chemical cinfo cum-loving diapers discipline dyes exhibitionist fisting foot-fetish forcedshifting fuckable group-sex humiliation inflation latex lecherous leashable magic-sex male-biased masochist mind-control mummification nonconsensual nullification piercing plushophile rimming sex-doll sex-machines shapeshifting spanking switch teasing tentacles toys trainable transformation uppity vorarephile voyeur wet-and-messy zoophile absorbtion moldable bonding ~ Male White Latex Kitsune

I just wanted to be held. -sniffle-

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

How much would ya pay, Raily? =)

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

For a typefuck? Well... damn. I'm not even a consumer, so market prices elude me.

Unless it's a Donny squirrel. Then I'd pay as much as a fine, fine 40 of Finlandia vodka.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

I just wanted to be held. -sniffle-

Leather, Lace, or Latex?

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

I just wanted to be held. -sniffle-

Leather, Lace, or Latex?

How about all of the above? :twisted:

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

I just wanted to be held. -sniffle-

Leather, Lace, or Latex?

How about all of the above? :twisted:

You dirty bird!

Found one!

. anal available blood bondable bottom branding chemical
. crossdresser cuddling dominant exhibitionist lactophile
. large-bodied leather macrophile machinist magical mastering
. masochist messy microphile mind-control open-minded oral
. group-sex painless pet piercing private predator prey
. roleplaying romantic sadist slave small-bodied snuff spanking
. submissive switch tattoo(ing) teasing toonphile top
. transforming unbirthing watersports bi-sexual female Kitsune

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

. anal available blood bondable bottom branding chemical
. crossdresser cuddling dominant exhibitionist lactophile
. large-bodied leather macrophile machinist magical mastering
. masochist messy microphile mind-control open-minded oral
. group-sex painless pet piercing private predator prey
. roleplaying romantic sadist slave small-bodied snuff spanking
. submissive switch tattoo(ing) teasing toonphile top
. transforming unbirthing watersports bi-sexual female Kitsune

You know, if you take any two consectutive words, you have an instant band name?

Chemical Crossdresser
Leather Macrophile
Small-Bodied
Transforming Unbirthing

It's a future alt-rock goldmine!

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

Painless Pet ...or Pet Piercing.. Hey it works. =D

Messy Microphile

Macrophile Machinist

Romantic Sadist!

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

LOL So far my favorite is "Anal Available"

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

Romantic Sadist.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

What's really fun is to imagine them covering all that in one scene :lol:

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

What's really fun is to imagine them covering all that in one scene :lol:

I wonder if they're really into all that crap, or if they're just covering all their bets in the hopes of getting someone-anyone-anything.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

I wonder if they're really into all that crap, or if they're just covering all their bets in the hopes of getting someone-anyone-anything.

I'm sure it's the latter. They're not just jailhouse gay, they're jailhouse anything.

Lazarian · Rasophore Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Posts: 60

Leather, Lace, or Latex?

If that were posed as a hypothetical question where I was a newbie on Tap's, I might pick lace. But I fear it would end up as me not understanding that someone would be asking me what I wanted to be strangled with.

I've never muck'd before, and to some extent I'm a little curious about it all. But I'd be the noob from hell.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

SLaitila, half engineer-bassist-vocalist.

Dark buzz-cut, pierced lower lip, two earrings in both ears. Big-boned. Full beard, without mustasch.

I will submit to:
Absinthe, vodka, whiskey, scotch, bourbon, Lager, stout, gin, rum, akvavit, jaegermeister, cider, any long drink, red wine, white wine, champagne, brandy, cognac, ouzo, pernod, tequila, smirnoff ice, bacardi breezer, you name it as long as it gots alcohol innit.

Glympse · Rasophore Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 61

SLaitila, half engineer-bassist-vocalist.

Dark buzz-cut, pierced lower lip, two earrings in both ears. Big-boned. Full beard, without mustasch.

I will submit to:
Absinthe, vodka, whiskey, scotch, bourbon, Lager, stout, gin, rum, akvavit, jaegermeister, cider, any long drink, red wine, white wine, champagne, brandy, cognac, ouzo, pernod, tequila, smirnoff ice, bacardi breezer, you name it as long as it gots alcohol innit.

...so, you're saying that you are a big boy who's a drunkard? Shit, man, you're a "wolf" in the fandom. There's plenty where you came from. ;)

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

...so, you're saying that you are a big boy who's a drunkard? Shit, man, you're a "wolf" in the fandom. There's plenty where you came from. ;)

Wolf?

No, finnish. And I ain't no drunkard. I didn't drink but a half liter bottle of vanilla vodka friday. And I DIDN'T GO OUT. I had three lagers and three shots of vodka yesterday... A six pack on tuesday... Shit... Well... Shit... Fuck...

Glympse · Rasophore Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 61

Wolf?

No, finnish. And I ain't no drunkard. I didn't drink but a half liter bottle of vanilla vodka friday. And I DIDN'T GO OUT. I had three lagers and three shots of vodka yesterday... A six pack on tuesday... Shit... Well... Shit... Fuck...

A wolf. As commonplace as fox, only, more regal, or some shit. Finnish. Ah. That explains it. Within your snow-locked little country, what else are you to do? :)