Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

http://www.livejournal.com/community/zetatoys/

Good for reading up on the experiences of people who are buying those animal dildos.

A common theme in their postings: OMG! MY ASS!

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

Jesus, how do you go explaining THAT to the radiologist?

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

thanks to trivial Purrsuit I knew what to expect when I saw Zeta in the url.

There's been a little discharge of blood after though. I'll have to keep an eye on that and lay off the tail hole play for a week or so.

good times.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

I just love how they go on about their dreams of fully cramming these up their asses. "I know deep down I can take it all! If only I keep trying!"

Such lofty ambitions for life!

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Funny how a lot of these folks will set goals of taking that extra knot on their new toy. I say they're not thinking big enough.

If they want to set a real goal, they ought to set one about tackling the mighty THOR. Then I'd be impressed... maybe.

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 183

http://www.zoofur.com/cnclk.html

sure why not.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

I just love how they go on about their dreams of fully cramming these up their asses. "I know deep down I can take it all! If only I keep trying!"

Such lofty ambitions for life!

Dare to dream. If you build it... ah, fuck it, as gay as that movie was, it doesn't deserve furry fucktoy connotations.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Swift Fox's entry is rather funny, simply becuase he refuses to use h00mon terms, and tells us about the mishaps with his 'tailhole'. Further proof some furries CANNOT tell the difference between a typefuck on furrymuck and a hunk of plastic up their ass.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Swift Fox.

Yeah, the first thought that came to mind was "That name is hardly appropriate."

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

I think this is the prime example that the vast majority of gay furries do not want meaningful relations (regardless of the sex of their partner) they just want to fuck and/or be fucked.

I know a homosexual pair of gentlemen whch have been great friends of my family, and if I sent them images from this website, I know it would disgust them.

Things like 'thor' are about as much what homosexuality is about as hentai with giant chested girls are to heterosexuality.

Also, on the PURELY sexual side, in anal sex isn't being tight a good thing? It's like these people are using their dildos specifically so they can become the next Goatse.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Also, on the PURELY sexual side, in anal sex isn't being tight a good thing? It's like these people are using their dildos specifically so they can become the next Goatse

I would assume any sex being tight, a good thing. It must be pure ego to drive ones-self over the hump.

I just realized that your signature takes on an entirely different meaning in this thread.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

I forget, is it you whom I am trying to annoy with it?

Damnit, it does too...

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

I forget, is it you whom I am trying to annoy with it?

Either myself, or Dogthing, most likely. Does nothing for me.

Radiohead is so much more so.

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

I forget, is it you whom I am trying to annoy with it?

Me, actually.

And my bloody avatar servers keep going down.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

RM2k! Awesome avatar.

Oh right, the topic.

I seriously hope 'Thor' is a joke.

Kitsune Kiyoshi · Qualificator Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Posts: 26

RM2k! Awesome avatar.

Oh right, the topic.

I seriously hope 'Thor' is a joke.

Nope. Just read the description of their top-level 'training' toy: http://www.zoofur.com/elastisizer.html

Here is the top step in our Knotty series. It is a HUGE toy. We call it the Elastisizer as it will help in getting you to where you can easily use Grand Pup, or Thor quite easily :). This toy is designed to stretch you out as you use it, the straight parts act to let you "rest" abit before going on to the next level. I hope you enjoy using it as much as we enjoyed making it.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

They make using a dildo sound like physical training, but based upon all the gym scenes in gay furry porn, I guess that makes sense.

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

Tight = Good for the pitcher, Bigger = Better for the catcher. Not that I'D know anything about this... right skunkie-baby?

doubtingwolf · Coadjutor Joined: 12 Mar 2005 Posts: 84

Buy Zeta toy.
Apply with vigor.
See JESUS!

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Why did I intentionally click a link with 'goatse' plainly written in it? It's not even morbid curiousity, anymore. I think I just want to see how long it is until someone superimposes an XBox in that guy's distended anus.

doubtingwolf · Coadjutor Joined: 12 Mar 2005 Posts: 84

Actually, they already have

For better or worse.

Or were you just needing that?

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Actually, they already have.

Damn, man. I knew the XBox was huge... but enough to cover the entire thing? :shock:

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I really want a puppy , but as you know, I dont have my own place yet and Id prefer to get a doggie when I know I can care for him/her properly and give the attention they deserve.

Anyhow, THANK YOU all

I recall a time in my life when this statement wouldn't inspire revulsion and horror in me.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

easily use Grand Pup, or Thor quite easily

If your bowels can easily take Thor, you're resigned to diapers the rest of your life.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

If your bowels can easily take Thor, you're resigned to diapers the rest of your life.

Hey, two fetishes for the price of one!

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

If your bowels can easily take Thor, you're resigned to diapers the rest of your life.

Hey, two fetishes for the price of one!

That reminds me of a NSFW picture by Desiree Lee I once saw ... involving FiFi.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

That reminds me of a NSFW picture by Desiree Lee I once saw ... involving FiFi.

Holy fuck, I'm so going to pretend I didn't see that.
<washes mind out with bleach>