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Rankin
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Posted: 3/16/2005 8:32:47 AM
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NWS Uhhh. I dunno. Things like this make me question blind patriotism.. I mean... what the fuck? Where's his "NEVAR FORGET" tattoo?
...I'm assuming the white shit is supposed to be feathers? A bull.. eagle, maybe?
I dunno. Most furries seem to wish to be spread eagle. Anyhooo.. |
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RailFoxen
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Posted: 3/16/2005 8:43:52 AM
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Certain you didn't miss? I mean, I think the colors are a bit out of order...
There we go. He's Hawaiian. Or possibly British. And he's clearly a rooster-bull, or bullcock. Look at the head-thingy. Rankin, I demand you get more sleep! |
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Rankin
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Posted: 3/16/2005 8:51:20 AM
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...possibly British. And he's clearly a rooster-bull, or bullcock. Look at the head-thingy. Rankin, I demand you get more sleep!
He's got to be British, but I rather enjoy playing the part of an entirely self-absorbed American... ON THE INTERNET!
I saw the waddle, even commented to myself, aloud, then figured that maybe Ayame was trying to do something, and promptly decided I didn't care.
THIS BULL HAS HAD ENOUGH. HE'S REALIZED THAT A LIFE ON THE FARM IS MUCH MORE FULFILLING THAN A LIFE ON THE RUN! |
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doubtingwolf
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Posted: 3/16/2005 8:57:13 AM
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That thing is wrong on a few levels. If only it had 7 tentacles, 5 breasts (3 equipped with quick-change penises) and one more leg - no, one HALF of an extra leg.
Yeah. I'd fuck it, but only if. |
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Rankin
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Posted: 3/16/2005 8:59:16 AM
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Yeah. I'd fuck it, but only if.
That's a cock and bull story, sir. I scoff at you!
TIME FROM INCEPTION TO BAIT TO SHITTY PUNCHLINE: TWENTY SEVEN MINUTES! |
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doubtingwolf
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Posted: 3/16/2005 9:02:50 AM
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TIME FROM INCEPTION TO BAIT TO SHITTY PUNCHLINE: TWENTY SEVEN MINUTES!
I saw it on the horizon!
What's the current record? |
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Rankin
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Posted: 3/16/2005 9:13:45 AM
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TIME FROM INCEPTION TO BAIT TO SHITTY PUNCHLINE: TWENTY SEVEN MINUTES!
I saw it on the horizon!
What's the current record?
Three passes, two goals, and an inception - all in the same thread. :wink: |
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MonicaKitty
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Posted: 3/16/2005 10:58:25 AM
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NWS Uhhh. I dunno.
Wow, not even 6am and that's already the stupidest thing I'll see all day. |
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Stoneth
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Posted: 3/16/2005 2:52:45 PM
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He's French!!! Isn't it obvious? The bull, the cock, no not that cock. The rooster represents France... ah, nevermind.
When you come to France you don wear underpants cause no one een France wears ze underpants. |
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Shmeckopolis
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| Jeezuz, did the penis hafta be droopin' there? It didn't even have to be there! It's just there! Droopin' purposelessly! G'AH! |
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Paul
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Posted: 3/16/2005 3:12:32 PM
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NWS Uhhh.
Quite possibly the stupidest character design ever.
(Well I know is probably isn't, but please don't post even stupider things to prove me wrong. This was ugly enough) |
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Banrai
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Posted: 3/16/2005 3:18:52 PM
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| ...well, at least it's not a hermdicktaur. |
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Rankin
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Posted: 3/16/2005 3:41:42 PM
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...well, at least it's not a hermdicktaur.
You mean like this nonexiistant -purple creature?
First, I thought of Pete's Dragon, but he was green.. also, didn't lie on his back fingering his vagina while jerking off. At least this thing seems to live in bright, vibrant 'fruitloop land'. How apropos.
God damn, shitty furporn has made me callous. I could watch a grisly death where someone is run down by a train, and just shrug it off, "You've not seen what I've seen... You... You weren't there... You weren't in... 'dum." |
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MonicaKitty
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Posted: 3/21/2005 2:43:29 PM
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...well, at least it's not a hermdicktaur.
You mean like this nonexiistant -purple creature?
First, I thought of Pete's Dragon, but he was green.. also, didn't lie on his back fingering his vagina while jerking off. At least this thing seems to live in bright, vibrant 'fruitloop land'. How apropos.
Dammit, it's getting...something...all over it's nice, cheery bedspread! What a stupid Dragodicaur! Someone has to wash that crap! |
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