Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

http://uploads.ungrounded.net/content.php?id=225381&name=225381_racers.swf&title=Tail%20Chasers&date=1111122000&quality=b&uj=0&w=550&h=400

Now it's just a matter of time.

And the worst part is, the regulars seem to LIKE it!

The fools...

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

if you hate it because of the anime style, you're a dick. THAT MEANS YOU MOUSE :P

I thought it was awesome.

The only thing is that it's anthro for visual style only, nothing else makes it 'anthro' or allegorical. That's not really a problem in and of itself, but puts it into dangerous territory; pretty close to what furry is about.

Only real furry goes a little farther and takes a 'style' and tries to establish personal meaning to it, and even a fandom and lifestyle around it.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

I went "wow." That's talent I'm seeing.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Yeah, this is just funny animals, which adds a bit more difference between the drivers.

However, it won't be long until we see slash fiction and tentacle car rape and whatnot out of this.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

This animation reminds me of the intro to many a NeoGeo games I've played in my life, and for that, this scores. The animation certainly is better than 90% of the stuff on Newgrounds (which is not hard to accomplish). Therfore, this gets my thumbs up.

Now then, if your REALLY want your brain to melt, try this other furry Newgrounds submission.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

Now then, if your REALLY want your brain to melt, try this other furry Newgrounds submission.

I found this earlier in a pursuit for eh... stuff. Fucking fuck how I suck at this anti-furry thing.

The tail chasers anim was awesome. Very good. It's FINLAND APPROVED.

(drunk again)

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Nice art style. Well animated. Great direction. Minus a billion points for music. Awaiting more from the author.

The latter, however, is already seeing fan fiction. This guy just needs to have his hands run through a press.

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 183

I liked it :) Though the music was used in some crazy ass Japanese flash animation I saw before:

http://jotohe.hp.infoseek.co.jp/num20xxxxxx.swf

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

I liked it :) Though the music was used in some crazy ass Japanese flash animation I saw before:

http://jotohe.hp.infoseek.co.jp/num20xxxxxx.swf

Exactly what I was reminded of. Of course, the eggplant cat reminded me of another flash...

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

I'm still waiting for the Everybody Else has had More Sex Than Me porn.

If there's Cave Story porn there must be this.

Glympse · Rasophore Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 61

I liked it :) Though the music was used in some crazy ass Japanese flash animation I saw before:

http://jotohe.hp.infoseek.co.jp/num20xxxxxx.swf

...Isn't that some Mortal Kombat theme?

Tass · Prattler Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 178

I'm still waiting for the Everybody Else has had More Sex Than Me porn.

If there's Cave Story porn there must be this.

Oh god..
THERES CAVE STORY PORN??

But their just little Pixels..

Hook me up with some of that? Migmia's are fucking HOT..

Lazarian · Rasophore Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Posts: 60

The latter, however, is already seeing fan fiction. This guy just needs to have his hands run through a press.

Good God! If you value your sanity, DON'T CLICK ON HIS MODEL GALLERY!

Oh...NWS.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

Laz, I think I'm going to go shoot myself now. I did NOT need to see his hairy asscheeks.

21st Century Digital Boy · Venter Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 202

I'm still waiting for the Everybody Else has had More Sex Than Me porn.

If there's Cave Story porn there must be this.

It's out there, I've seen it.

And FUCK NO I'm not going to look it up and link it for you.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

Good God! If you value your sanity, DON'T CLICK ON HIS MODEL GALLERY!
Oh...NWS.

FUCK NO!

I DID CLICK ON IT AND I THINK MY SOUL JUST DIED.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Good God! If you value your sanity, DON'T CLICK ON HIS MODEL GALLERY!
Oh...NWS.

FUCK NO!

I DID CLICK ON IT AND I THINK MY SOUL JUST DIED.

HOLY HAIRY ASS, BATMAN! I dunno if I'm becomming more jaded or what, but I just laughed at him. It's like Weird Al trying to pose for Playgirl.

Zeis Montero · Rasophore Joined: 16 Mar 2004 Posts: 54

CLICK

Needs more baseball bats and an angry crowd.

Smatterchew · Qualificator Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 22

Aw crap.

Shoulda taken the warning, but noooo.... my little raccoon fingers just had to clickit.

CYD should market a new kind of eyeball soap that cleanses the burning.

Quatrewolf · Coadjutor Joined: 05 Jun 2004 Posts: 72

The latter, however, is already seeing fan fiction. This guy just needs to have his hands run through a press.

Good God! If you value your sanity, DON'T CLICK ON HIS MODEL GALLERY!

Oh...NWS.

Oh fuck! I was just eating my corn flakes, and then I saw this?

I think I going to throw up after looking at those probably body odor-smelling hairy ass of his. :oops:

doubtingwolf · Coadjutor Joined: 12 Mar 2005 Posts: 84

Damn, and just when you think the world couldn't get any worse.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

I liked it :) Though the music was used in some crazy ass Japanese flash animation I saw before:

http://jotohe.hp.infoseek.co.jp/num20xxxxxx.swf

...Isn't that some Mortal Kombat theme?

I think you might be reffering to "Techno Syndrome" by The Immortals. Different song.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

DON'T CLICK

Looking at the DON'T photo and then the CLICK "art": ROTFLMAO! That's possibly the most ridiculous thing I've seen all week! ...And this being the Atrocity Archive, that says a lot.

I'm still waiting for the Everybody Else has had More Sex Than Me porn.

*Cough*

M0us3_Zero · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 437

http://uploads.ungrounded.net/content.php?id=225381&name=225381_racers.swf&title=Tail%20Chasers&date=1111122000&quality=b&uj=0&w=550&h=400

Now it's just a matter of time.

And the worst part is, the regulars seem to LIKE it!

The fools...

O_O

This is actually... GOOD!

Strychnine Velcro · Rasophore Joined: 05 Oct 2004 Posts: 58

Good God! If you value your sanity, DON'T CLICK ON HIS MODEL GALLERY!

That gave me the biggest laugh I've had all year. You can almost smell the musty felt and BO.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Good God! If you value your sanity, DON'T CLICK ON HIS MODEL GALLERY!

That gave me the biggest laugh I've had all year. You can almost smell the musty felt and BO.

WOW! Holy crap, the white plastic lawn chair in the bedroom is a bold design motiff. They contrast his lanky, unwashed body and hairy balls nicely. =) Way to go genius! Hope you're not planning on ever having a background check.

Lazarian · Rasophore Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Posts: 60

WOW! Holy crap, the white plastic lawn chair in the bedroom is a bold design motiff. They contrast his lanky, unwashed body and hairy balls nicely. =) Way to go genius! Hope you're not planning on ever having a background check.

That's one thing I simply can't fathom - why the hell would anyone in their right mind* not only post goofy-assed naked pics and other wierdness on the net, but do so and use their real name. I could almost understand if it were in the early days of the net (eg. Quozl) where the ramifications were not always so obvious, but now?

*yeah, I know

Lazarian · Rasophore Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Posts: 60

This is actually... GOOD!

I agree. The authors of the Tailchasers clip show some serious talent. I hope they got more in the works.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

I simply cannot understand why people put such content on the net. I mean sure, it's a free Internet (unless you live in China) and you can put whatever you want on there. But to me, this is like saying, "Hi, I'm Steve Farfan. I do stripping games in Flash and although we have never met before, here are some pictures of my hairy ass and cock and pictures I have done from them with added tails and ears."

This man has no sense whatsoever. Furthermore, he goes on FChan and posts this image to advertise his animation abilities. A child could do that with some pieces of paper and pins. If you want to impress me with abilities in animation, show me a walk-cycle at the very least.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

"Hi, I'm Steve Farfan. I do stripping games in Flash and although we have never met before, here are some pictures of my hairy ass and cock and pictures I have done from them with added tails and ears."

And removed the ass-hair, apparently.

Some people use philishave, some photoshop.

This man has no sense whatsoever. Furthermore, he goes on FChan and posts this image to advertise his animation abilities. A child could do that with some pieces of paper and pins. If you want to impress me with abilities in animation, show me a walk-cycle at the very least.

That creature moves like me on a friday night.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

This man has no sense whatsoever. Furthermore, he goes on FChan and posts this image to advertise his animation abilities.

The nipples....dear God in Heaven, the nipples...<shudder>