Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

Remember that inflatible porn site that requires pre-registration and approval?

http://inflates.yiff.ru/
User ID: FurriesLOL
Password: yousuck

I saw a couple pictures of "well used" inflatable toys and decided the voyeurism wasn't worth the laugh :shock:

There's over 638 members on this site. What the hell?

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

That has to be one of the stupidest fetishes imaginable.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

..I can not BELIEVE i just looked at that..

*twitchtwitch*

Brainasplode

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

Have you seen the popping porn?

OMG it's HOT!

Glympse · Rasophore Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 61

Hi, I'm Orville, and I'm here with my grandson, as always, Timmy.

...Timmy. Where? What? *stomp stomp stomp*

*click*

OH MY LORD! THIS IS NOT FRESH POPPED, TIMMY!

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

I'm surprised I went from thinking "Who finds pool toys erotic?" to "How in the world could this be a fetish?" to closing the window and thinking these people are very bizarre. I have no clue as to how anyone in their right mind could get their rocks off via inflatable pool toy... perhaps this is just the fetish spinoff of those blowup dolls people normally get as gag gifts?

Now I'm wondering if you could make them cry by popping all their toys. :twisted:

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Do you think they prefer sex on and air mattress or WITH an air mattress?

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

On this site I've seen pictures of decent looking chicks with pool toys, inflatable things being popped (I still can't see how one can get off on that), pee-pole's collection of inflatables, some dudes making inflatable suits out of pool toys, and pee-pole doing unspeakable things to inflatable toys.

Congraduration! You have now walked million mile in Xydexx's squeaky little shoes. A winner is you. I would finish by saying that I have the urge to pop Xydexx, but he'd probably enjoy that. :evil:

M0us3_Zero · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 437

Remember that inflatible porn site that requires pre-registration and approval?

http://inflates.yiff.ru/
User ID: FurriesLOL
Password: yousuck

I saw a couple pictures of "well used" inflatable toys and decided the voyeurism wasn't worth the laugh :shock:

There's over 638 members on this site. What the hell?

Good work. Now we'll need eye bleach for everyone. I'm sorry I opened this flood gate up. >_<

Strychnine Velcro · Rasophore Joined: 05 Oct 2004 Posts: 58

Some talking head on a documentary said it was all to do with resemblance to the sexual organs in some state. Shiny, inflated things = cock, I guess. Shiny, inflated animals = I dunno.. displaced gay bestiality?

"I mean, come on, having somebody pee on you wearing a Darth Vader suit. It's great and everything. But take a few steps back and you have to laugh"
Mike Patton (Faith No More)

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Some talking head on a documentary said it was all to do with resemblance to the sexual organs in some state. Shiny, inflated things = cock, I guess.

Don't bother trying to understand or justify it. You'd have better luck learning to pass through solid matter. Rather, just mock it and realize that nomatter how screwed up your own life may be, at least you don't find this attractive.

M0us3_Zero · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 437

Hrm... wonder if this spreads into a flotation device fetish? Like Life Jackets or other things of that nature.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

these people are very bizarre.

They're Russians, you know.