Seeing what an artist looks like is invariably a letdown. Donny looks semi-sane, and very European. Dave looks like he fell out of Hee-Haw or Romper Room. At least he has talented. Hell, I loved a couple of his old comics. Big Ones / Otaku Feh was so zany, it amused me.

So, that brings our current posters, and dormant posters to what? We've got Hirtes, Shmorky, and Micah. You know, this glass house is looking thinner every day.

Seeing what an artist looks like is invariably a letdown. Donny looks semi-sane, and very European. Dave looks like he fell out of Hee-Haw or Romper Room. At least he has talented. Hell, I loved a couple of his old comics. Big Ones / Otaku Feh was so zany, it amused me.

So, that brings our current posters, and dormant posters to what? We've got Hirtes, Shmorky, and Micah. You know, this glass house is looking thinner every day.

I renounce furrydumb's corruption at the hands of asshats like Merlino, Rund, and Duanne, but I'm not going to dress up like a pilgrim and carry around a bible.

And as for Schmorky here, is he still drawing that shit, or has he stopped? I'd cut him some slack if he quit it.

I'd say attention but then

1) It's Shmorky
2) for attention you put stuffed animals up your ass and shit them out

I'd only wear a raccoon tail and fake ears if it'd give me the ability to fly.

I'd only wear a raccoon tail and fake ears if it'd give me the ability to fly.

I think it's the opposite side of that worries me more: If there's adult men who would enjoy shitting in a diaper then is there a chance of there being adult women who enjoy changing the diaper of said men?

I think it's the opposite side of that worries me more: If there's adult men who would enjoy shitting in a diaper then is there a chance of there being adult women who enjoy changing the diaper of said men?

I think they're resigned to jailhouse gay relationships. There's no woman I can think of that would enjoy that, no matter how demented she is.

No, Iconoclastic is correct. There are women who are into it, and some even make good money as professional "mommies".

No, Iconoclastic is correct. There are women who are into it, and some even make good money as professional "mommies".

Hey, you're right, I remember somebody mentioning that kind of thing being popular in Japan recently.

Changing Japanese men's soiled diapers? Ugh...I think I'd rather make my money as a papercut-test subject.

Changing Japanese men's soiled diapers? Ugh...I think I'd rather make my money as a papercut-test subject.

I think it more involved somebody being paid to act less like a maid and more like a mother. The scary thing was that the "mothers" who were more than twice the age of the sons often stopped charging money and ended up in a relationship with the "sons"... :shock:

I'd wear a tanuki suit if it gave me the ability to fly and the ability to turn into a stone...th statue ... and huge balls.

To his credit though, he sort of has a Richard Dreyfuss look as well. When he's, you know.. *snickerchortleguhfaw* not wearing the *choke* DIAPERS.

Their attempts to bring me down are limp and flaccid at best. The only way to stop me from being successful is to kill me, and some have tried! I haven't gotten any death threats recently, but I used to get a bunch. One threat even gave directions to my house with the message "I only live an hour away from you." Yikes! .

Thanks for coming back. I was afraid the furries had driven you deep, deep underground.

I can relate to what you're saying. I once did a zine for 8 years (you know that, dur!), and the furries seem to think that (a) I'm not allowed to critique anything sick or stupid in furry art because of it. (b) I'm also not allowed to even look at any furry art either or commission anything now that I no longer bend over backwards to make these clowns happy (a very futile endeavor, I can tell you).

I had a feeling that a lot of those pics you did may as well have had a "Hey! The bills are due" disclaimer at the bottom. But, no way can that little detail ever be allowed to get in the way of furrydumb on the warpath.

And it looks like it was much ado about nothing, because it doesn't look like Lowtax blackballed you from SA, right?

The picture of the adult baby with my head on it is an obvious photoshop. Here's the original photo it came from:
http://www.keenspot.com/keencon/sandiego2001/daytwo.html
Notice same head, same pose, same fucked-up looking mustache.

My clients still get emails time to time from these IRC fags thinking that somehow this musty dusty old junk from the past is going to get me fired. Their attempts to bring me down are limp and flaccid at best. The only way to stop me from being successful is to kill me, and some have tried! I haven't gotten any death threats recently, but I used to get a bunch. One threat even gave directions to my house with the message "I only live an hour away from you." Yikes!

Whoopsie.

Sorry 'bout that, man.



That art's still fucking disturbing, though

Deep down though, how many of us truly doubted for a second that it wasn't/couldn't be true?

(and what's the deal with the diaper/cub/fetish art in that little archive of images... are those drawings not Smorky's?)

Oh good.

I was hoping the photo was fake.

The thing I don't get is despite how awesome your style is, it's really not suited for porn. Haven't these people heard of Micah Fennec? Maybe they saw a girl behind the table and were too afraid.

Like that fat smelly piece of shit whats-his-name that does crudely drawn simba porn. His drawings are awful, but he lives off of drawing for fruitcakes!

What the fuck kind of person sits in his basement copy/pasting your head to a babyfur's body, going to themselves "Oh, I'm going to get that Dave Kelly! For... for.... uh... I'M GOING TO GET HIM!!!"

The funny thing is, I actually don't know who you are...

But from what little I gather, you're into diaper stuff, you're just a bit OCD and grossed out by it to actually do it in real life though? It's weird to hear these things about artists, like Micah Fennec.. on one hand you wonder if she and The New Meat experiment with those kinds of things*, but on the other you know it's really none of your business.

And frankly, I'm probably better off not knowing -like finding out about Donny's arrest in 1991 on charges of exposing himself to young boys**, or Mitch's nocturnal romps through graveyards*** while wearing a condom and a wicked smile... some things you'd just rather be ignorant of to preserve your sanity.


* I probably shouldn't have gone there.
** or there (YES I WAS JOKING).
*** or there (though I think that's pretty much an open secret about Mitch anyway).

That's just the thing, you don't know me, and neither do these guys. The only way someone could believe this story is if they WANTED to believe it. It's okay if you want to believe it or even say that it's true. That's freedom of speech and I'd glady take a hit for that. Does that sound like something a diaper wearing furry would say? No, no it does not.
I too am in the "don't want to know" camp. Too bad I use the internet and this is sometimes unavoidable.

That... is genuinely creepy. I was aware of all stupid drama in furrydumb, of course, but death threats? Jesus Christ. Furrydumb just nudged a significant bit further down the downward spiral.

Since I don't know you other than your name and the occasional mention of things you've worked on (most of which I haven't seen), and mostly just remembering that you posted on PoE, I really had little care to either disprove that it's true, nor to come to your defense.

I did show a little charitable respect to you by not laughing too hard at the pics, though :lol:

I have never posted on POE before I just like reading it from time to time. This is one of the only forums I post on. The other is Something Awful. I rarely post on the old Keenspot boards anymore, I sometimes post on The Drawing Board and I made a couple posts on some NES Time-Attack forum recently. Usually if you see someone posting as me or in a chatroom you can be sure that it's an impostor.

Shmorky, I think you should make a flash movie about Kimberlblargh Ann Keister (AKA KAK).