Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Michael Hirtes · Needs to get out more Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 820

He has a naked girl straddling him & giving him a lapdance, and there he is, trying to ignore the whole thing because it's distracting him from reading his latest copy of GENUS.

OF COURSE IT'S NSFW!

For more horror and drama, read the whole thread with even more photos to gawk at, you hyenas!

http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/a/res/2635.html

Tass · Prattler Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 178

...

But..

SEX..

FREE SEX.

This person is obviously insane, or not capable of rational thought.

Or he's gay.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Most gay guys above the age of 2 don't suck on tits.

Who is this, Cigarskunk? I only hope that poor woman got paid for being a puppet in his greasy BO ridden games.

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Or it was staged. 'Ha ha this issue's the best thing ever! Better'n sex or a fursuiter's room show! El Oh El!' Then they masturbate furiously while she pleasures herself with a dildo rigged to a stuffed animal.

Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year? Ev'ry time I got to thinking, where'd they disappear?

Rural Pimp · Rasophore Joined: 25 Dec 2004 Posts: 70

FREE SEX.

This person is obviously insane, or not capable of rational thought.

Or he's gay.

I don´t know if you just looked at the picture Hirtes linked to direct, but if just tak a quick peek at the whole fchan thread, you will realise that that is one nasty looking lady. uuuuuhhhh... I can understand him if prefers to stick with his precious wank material.

Please keep this in mind, folks: Sex maniacs are generally NOT attractive people!

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/a/res/2635.html

So far, I'd only read about Plus-she. Now I've seen, and my faith in humanity has been eroded a little bit more. :cry:

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/a/src/1112205650460.jpg

My God, and here I thought we women were better than this. Actually, though, I'm sure Pepe there has less cooties, body odor, and bacteria than the human furries she seems to take such joy in doing the unspeakable. All I can say is Severe Cry For Attention.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

My God, and here I thought we women were better than this. Actually, though, I'm sure Pepe there has less cooties, body odor, and bacteria than the human furries she seems to take such joy in doing the unspeakable. All I can say is Severe Cry For Attention.

Dee Snider, Frank-N-Furter, hard to decide which one she resembles the most.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Dee Snider, Frank-N-Furter, hard to decide which one she resembles the most.

I would say she's got more of a "John Lithgow in Dressed to Kill" thing going on.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

Cigarskunk sounds like The Playboy of the skunk fuckers :lol:

And Herbie Bear is in on this, too? :?

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Hlod on ant this ment to be a furry website NOT humans ?

I'm not sure what language this guy is speaking, but apparently he's all fired up there's naked human photos on the site! Dammit, that's just wrong!

Though, considering the human in question, I'd tend to agree... I'm no prize, but that girl got hit by the ugly skank truck, and then it backed up for good measure.

Rural Pimp · Rasophore Joined: 25 Dec 2004 Posts: 70

Cigarskunk sounds like The Playboy of the skunk fuckers

Cigarskunk's goal in life is probably to be celebrated as "Furry Pimpmaster"

Michael Hirtes · Needs to get out more Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 820

Dee Snider, Frank-N-Furter, hard to decide which one she resembles the most.

I would say she's got more of a "John Lithgow in Dressed to Kill" thing going on.

Or the "It puts the lotion on it's skin..." guy when he's "feeling pretty" in front of the mirror.

YOU remember the scene I'm referring to!

Y

:twisted:

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Cigarskunk sounds like The Playboy of the skunk fuckers

Cigarskunk's goal in life is probably to be celebrated as "Furry Pimpmaster"

He'll have to take out Wayd Wolf first!

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

Cigarskunk's goal in life is probably to be celebrated as "Furry Pimpmaster"

THERE IS A REASON WHY HIS FACE IS COVERED WITH THE FLAG OF CANADA

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

Holy Jesus. What is that? What THE FUCK is that?! WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE SLAITILA?!

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/a/src/1112315120648.jpg

Those thick, hairy, tree limb arms, the odd position in the photograph, the lack of excitement... it almost looks like an image off rotten.com of a bloated corpse. If you're familier with rotten, you know what I mean.

Though, considering the human in question, I'd tend to agree... I'm no prize, but that girl got hit by the ugly skank truck, and then it backed up for good measure.

Actually, in my book you'd be the 1st prize, the blue ribbon and One Million Dollahs all rolled into one YAY!

THERE IS A REASON WHY HIS FACE IS COVERED WITH THE FLAG OF CANADA

Because it's secretly... HIRTES HIMSELF!

DUN DUN DUNNNN

No. Somehow I think Hirtes wouldn't be that dumbshitted.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Actually, in my book you'd be the 1st prize, the blue ribbon and One Million Dollahs all rolled into one YAY!

Thanks Skunkie! You're way too sweet. Quite possibly blind but sweet nonetheless. =)

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Actually, in my book you'd be the 1st prize, the blue ribbon and One Million Dollahs all rolled into one YAY!

Thanks Skunkie! You're way too sweet. Quite possibly blind but sweet nonetheless. =)

:oops:

EDIT: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Michael Hirtes · Needs to get out more Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 820

DUN DUN DUNNNN

"No. It's not me either."

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

"No. It's not me either."

I was listening to "Paradise City" by Guns & Roses when I saw that image, and the clash of awesomeness vs. lameness caused my brain to skip.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Hey, get your faggy anime con images out of here. Can't you see we're ragging on furry sex images right now?

Although he looks better than either the girl or the dude in the other images...

Damnit, now you're making me all mixed up in libidoville.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

Holy Jesus. What is that? What THE FUCK is that?! WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE SLAITILA?!

SIR YES SIR

I believe we're dealing with a triple identitity here, Schwartz is TDK is Cigarskunk. That would explain the apologetics. Or, they might be triplets. It also might be that the two women, Dee Snider and horseteeth are TDK:s ho's.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

I believe we're dealing with a triple identitity here, Schwartz is TDK is Cigarskunk. That would explain the apologetics. Or, they might be triplets. It also might be that the two women, Dee Snider and horseteeth are TDK:s ho's.

I think we're on to the dark double/triple/quadruple-identity secrets of furrydumb here! Must investigate further and bring photoshopped I mean photographic proof!

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

He's like the lernean hydra of furry.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

I dunno,if I was a young bachelor again,and if a pretty girl wearing nothing but a pair of thigh boots and a grin were on top of me grinding away,the last thing I'd be worried about is a damn comic book!

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I dunno,if I was a young bachelor again,and if a pretty girl wearing nothing but a pair of thigh boots and a grin were on top of me grinding away,the last thing I'd be worried about is a damn comic book!

That's understandable. Except, this is far from a pretty girl...

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

Nu,Iv'e seen worse...(BELIVE me,...worse!)

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

I wouldn't call her ugly. I wouldn't call her pretty so much, but just straddling the ugly/not ugly fence...

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I'm just wondering about those big round indentations/welts on her arms. Ha ha, it looks like she was attacked by a giant tentacle or...something...

<suddenly feels sick>

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

I wouldn't call her ugly. I wouldn't call her pretty so much, but just straddling the ugly/not ugly fence...

your choice of words astounds me beyond my years

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

Those things on her arm are small pox- or tentacle marks....

HAWT!

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Holy crap, Donny, what is THAT!? Could it be what Eric Schwarz reverts back to if he doesn't get back to his tub of water by midnight?

Anyhoo, I followed the link and found this at the same site.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

that looks like something that belongs on maddox with the caption for every animal you don't eat, i'll eat three or something :(

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

Those things on her arm are small pox- or tentacle marks....

HAWT!

The last metroid is in captivity.
The galaxy is at peace.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I want to kick ass like Samus when I grow up! =)

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Eric W. Schwartz's brain, an insight into the mind behind the OMG MY EYES!

I want to be just like Samus Aran when I grow up.

You know, the original Official Nintendo Player's Guide reffers to Samus as "he". Back in the days when it was assumed that all accomplished intergalactic bounty hunters were male and only by beating the game in less than two hours you'd find out that Samus was a she all along. The Metroid series remains one of my favorite game series of all time.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

the manual says he also.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Sexist pigs. =( But the good ol' Justin Bailey code proved them all wrong! Moo hoo haa!

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

actually i honest to god have an idea of who that person in the first picture is but i'm not sure. XO

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 679

I've said this before and will say this again. Should any of you be porn stud material, whip out a camera and snap some pics of those godlike bods and faces or knock off the cheap shots based on shallow estimations of looks. All you're doing is looking stupid.

Especially since most of you have never met much less spent any time with her. I have. She lived with me for six months and is very nice, about as far removed from the normal environs of insanity of furry as you can get, in fact when not doing her Plush routine at a con.

She's pretty much retired from the furry scene, dealing with health issues, and involved with someone. I don't have a lot of good things to say about some of the people she used to hang with but for her sake keep it to myself.

Some of the people around here would be lucky to get her to talk to them never mind a long night of raucous sex. (The guy with the Genus wasn't allowed to interact because of fear of Sean Cigar Skunk Folz tearing him into small pieces.)

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

I've said this before and will say this again. Should any of you be porn stud material, whip out a camera and snap some pics of those godlike bods and faces or knock off the cheap shots based on shallow estimations of looks. All you're doing is looking stupid.

I am porn stud material. I am a veritable adonis. I am the most handsome man in the world. My pictures are available online, so please feel free to investigate this claim.

That said, Plush-She is unfortunately not very photogenic. She's not unattractive at all, but the photo has to catch her right or else she kinda looks like a tard. Same with Kylie Minogue.

However, I cannot respect her because Plush-She is a fucking stupid name. Really, she couldn't spend five minutes to think up something better? When a guy named "The New Meat" thinks your handle is dumb, that's saying something...

Rural Pimp · Rasophore Joined: 25 Dec 2004 Posts: 70

The power of Wayd compels you!
The power of Wayd compels you!
The power of Wayd compels you!
The power of Wayd compels you!

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

I've said this before and will say this again. Should any of you be porn stud material, whip out a camera and snap some pics of those godlike bods and faces or knock off the cheap shots based on shallow estimations of looks. All you're doing is looking stupid.

According to your argument, we should also look deep down into the tortured soul of the fanboy hambeasts as well, no? For we are not Greek gods of toned sinew, and despite weighing under 300 pounds and having steady jobs, we have no right to mock.

Wayd, dude, you're getting soft.

She's pretty much retired from the furry scene

Except for nude photo shoots.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

I can understand Wayd's arguement. There's no need to be unreasonably cruel, especially over things beyond someone's control. The fandom has been generous in giving us enough material to mock without resorting to cheap shots.

Besides, we don't want Pimp Daddy Cigarskunk to come over here and 'fend his bitches. :lol:

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I can certainly see the point, and I would be hurt if someone was making fun without knowing me. And also, I'm sure nobody looks good when they've got their...ahem...'O' face on. =)

The thing is, I also don't sleep with various people and stuffed animals then post the photos on the internet. Yes, she's a girl, but how is a picture of her screwing Pepe LePew any different than a picture of random male plushie (Plush-He, if you will) screwing Lola Bunny? These photos draw attention and, yes, mockery much the same as other similar stuff we look at in The Atrocity Archive every day. Since Wayd knows her, and says she's actually a nice person, I'm going to drop it- it's personal to someone now, and that wouldn't be right. But in all honesty, I don't see the situation as any different than, say, Beannie-egg pooper-guy. I'm not a moralist or a prude, but I might be old-fashioned to think that one's sex life should be kept off-camera and off the net unless you're a professional. =)

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

I've said this before and will say this again. Should any of you be porn stud material, whip out a camera and snap some pics of those godlike bods and faces or knock off the cheap shots based on shallow estimations of looks. All you're doing is looking stupid.

According to your argument, we should also look deep down into the tortured soul of the fanboy hambeasts as well, no? For we are not Greek gods of toned sinew, and despite weighing under 300 pounds and having steady jobs, we have no right to mock.

Wayd, dude, you're getting soft.

I think Wayd is still angry about this Anthrocon wedding pic.

Wayd, hey, sorry okay? It was a bad photo anyway.

Coyote Seven · Qualificator Joined: 30 Jun 2003 Posts: 25

I saw this Plush-She around at CF10 (I think) and probably a few other cons at the time. That was right before I just stopped going to those things altogether.

I didn't know she was making performances. Ungh... I can just imagine all those guys just rabidly swarming to get a peek. Bleaaargh... it must have been such a train wreck.

I do not grok this. What would make you THAT starved for attention?

Ckuppin · Lurker Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 1

I joined this forum just because of that ... atrocity.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I joined this forum just because of that ... atrocity.

Which one, Plush-She? You have to be specific when discussing atrocities around here, there's too many to make assumptions. =)

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

I've said this before and will say this again. Should any of you be porn stud material, whip out a camera and snap some pics of those godlike bods and faces or knock off the cheap shots based on shallow estimations of looks. All you're doing is looking stupid.

I am porn stud material. I am a veritable adonis. I am the most handsome man in the world. My pictures are available online, so please feel free to investigate this claim.

I've seen Meat's online pics, and can say I'm even sexier than him. In fact, of every male CYD member I've seen so far, I'm just about the sexiest of the bunch.

Memo to CYD: PLZ SEND PICS OF YOUR MEMBERS OKAY

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

The thing is, I also don't sleep with various people and stuffed animals then post the photos on the internet.

But if you did.... could I see first? :wink:

NO NO! Don't run away, I didn't mean to...!!

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

hot

sorry it's not my member.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Memo to CYD: PLZ SEND PICS OF YOUR MEMBERS OKAY

Shame I couldn't be the first to meantion the 'members' joke, but if you insist.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/Rattus86/P1020078.jpg

Coyote Seven · Qualificator Joined: 30 Jun 2003 Posts: 25

Found out Plush-She's real name is Eva Triple? And found non scathing pictures here. Like, rah.

http://www.boston-baden.com/hazel/Pix/A/evatriple.htm

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Found out Plush-She's real name is Eva Triple? And found non scathing pictures here. Like, rah.

http://www.boston-baden.com/hazel/Pix/A/evatriple.htm

Nice...uh...feathery thing.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

I'm fuckin' hot and dangerous.

www.cc.puv.fi/~e0301075/slai.jpg

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

I need a digital camera.. oh well.