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MonicaKitty
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Posted: 4/5/2005 2:35:54 PM
Post subject: The worst thing I've seen...this morning. |
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I must be jaded, when I found this I just laughed rather than the usual retching. I mean...somebody DREW this, and probably without a gun to his head!
Anyway, NSFW in any way. Probably not suitable for anywhere, really.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/Apocalypsecow16/Misc/furry.jpg |
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SLaitila
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Posted: 4/5/2005 2:37:13 PM
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| i...fucking...can't...stop...laughing... |
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Dr. Mojo
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Posted: 4/5/2005 2:42:38 PM
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| that made my balls hurt |
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SLaitila
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MonicaKitty
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Posted: 4/5/2005 3:14:47 PM
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http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kurt-Logan/
He seems to have never drawn anything that could qualify as anything less than completely appalling.
ROFL He even draws WINGS as enormous masses of solid muscle! What the bloody hell!? |
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Donotsue
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Posted: 4/5/2005 3:18:59 PM
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| I lolled atta poor doggie! =) |
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Genghis
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Posted: 4/5/2005 3:24:09 PM
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| nothing in that entire directory could ever by described as anything short of an atrocity |
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MonicaKitty
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SLaitila
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Posted: 4/5/2005 3:34:15 PM
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| I classify him as the most fucked up artist ever. Sorry Sherwood, Bobby Gatewood and Steve Burt. |
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Griphonix
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Paul
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Banrai
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Posted: 4/5/2005 4:17:44 PM
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http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kurt-Logan/DirkanPrissoner.jpg
..The end of the green things dick looks like an easter egg. And the dude's feet rae on.. backwards? I don't know.
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kurt-Logan/DirkanTorture.jpg
Ahhh the elusive egg-dick mutates into an asparagus!
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kurt-Logan/DirkanTorture2.jpg
..I think I just popped one of my tits laughing. :)
Somehow, the stories he has posted are even... worse, if that's possible?
"No you don’t, it is my time to have some fun." She faced the crowd. "Its been a while since I got any." She dropped him to the ground and pinned him down with her large hoof. Next the equine took of her top, revealing the potent pair of breasts she had. Huge masses of flesh, floating over two immense plates of pectoral muscle topped of with swollen nipples four inches long and six inches wide.
Then the tight pants came off, sliding down the two most powerful pair of legs any of them had ever seen. Her poker sprung free, dropping down to her knee.
What?
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kurt-Logan/Gantia.jpg
Could that be a terroristic threat? Hum. |
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MicahFennec
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Posted: 4/5/2005 4:32:22 PM
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| That guy's entire gallery was featured on VCL Horrors not too long ago... |
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Griphonix
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Posted: 4/5/2005 4:36:39 PM
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At the same time, her cock spewed its load into the ass of the man seating on the head. She had him jammed so tightly, all her cum was forced through his little hole. Countless gallons of hot-sticky cream blasted into the man. The guard felt no resistance whatsoever and if she wasn’t holding him on she could swear there was nothing there. The herm semen plunged its way through the man’s body and blasted out through his mouth, taking along all his internal organs.
The guard then let go of the man and he was shot off by the strong pressure of the cum-jet. Then, just as before, she turned to face the remaining men and showered them for five minutes with a continuing gusher of hot-high pressured cum.
*shudder* Reading parts of those stories... It's like the Real Ultimate Power stories, 50ft ninja-boner stuff, but far, far, far worse. And Real Ultimate Power was a joke, this... I don't know, no sane person could seriously see anything of value in there, could they? Honestly, that is the worse thing I have ever read, bar none. |
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MonicaKitty
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Posted: 4/5/2005 5:03:24 PM
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It's been a while since I've seen someone so crazy and obsessive over their fetish. Er...whatever his fetish is. Obviously something to do with giants, unnatural musculature, gory violence against hyoomans, dicks, boobs, and...fucking buildings?
His stories really are awful. This one is of particular weirdness...it's like a D&D adventure for gay anthro giant-fetishists.
http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kurt-Logan/Stories/The_Sample.htm
Bottom line; Logan is a mental train wreck. |
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Jerry Collins
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Posted: 4/5/2005 5:20:20 PM
Post subject: oooohkkayyy,yeah,uh huh... |
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| As Luneete the clown said; "Hubbawhaaa?" |
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Jerry Collins
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Posted: 4/5/2005 5:22:11 PM
Post subject: oooohkkayyy,yeah,uh huh... |
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| As Lunette the clown said; "Hubbawhaaa?" |
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MonicaKitty
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Posted: 4/5/2005 6:16:17 PM
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| The downfall of modern civilization. With a giant penis. =) |
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AngryPuritan
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Posted: 4/5/2005 7:26:02 PM
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When will these fucks learn that photobucket is not for porn!
Yes, I did laugh at the dog though... |
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Stoneth
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Posted: 4/5/2005 9:24:37 PM
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That guy's entire gallery was featured on VCL Horrors not too long ago...
Really? I must have been sick that day. Because when someone posts a link to a gallery of macro furs playing "Rampage" with their dicks, I'm sure I'd remember it. |
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AngryPuritan
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Posted: 4/5/2005 10:40:08 PM
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| Just found out this guy is located in Peru, meaning on top of everything else, you can chalk him up under the growing (no pun intended) furry macro scene of South America. |
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Michael Hirtes
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Posted: 4/5/2005 11:08:41 PM
Post subject: Re: The worst thing I've seen...this morning. |
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| Wonder when he's gonna draw a massive steer raping the Earth and his cum-shooting choad is seen bursting out of Australia? |
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Inopia
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Posted: 4/6/2005 12:25:09 AM
Post subject: Re: The worst thing I've seen...this morning. |
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That first picture was a laugh riot. I just wish that the guy who drew it drew it just for the laughs.
The rest of the stuff... :(
Wonder when he's gonna draw a massive steer raping the Earth and his cum-shooting choad is seen bursting out of Australia?
Don't give em ideas!
On the other hand tho... that would look quite hilarious.
Those huge muscle bulks always make me thik of THE CRUSHER! I wonder whet the furries will get to that level. :P |
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Dr. Dos
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Posted: 4/6/2005 12:28:43 AM
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| I think I've said it before but the firefox logo is nothing more than a fox having his way with the world. |
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Inopia
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Posted: 4/6/2005 12:34:04 AM
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I think I've said it before but the firefox logo is nothing more than a fox having his way with the world.
No it's n... wait... NOOOO! You just have succesfully corrupted me a bit more. :evil: |
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RailFoxen
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Posted: 4/6/2005 12:51:05 AM
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Palette
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monsters are back in style! Relive the NES-era the furry way! |
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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Posted: 4/6/2005 1:02:17 AM
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Palette
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monsters are back in style! Relive the NES-era the furry way!
What?? NES games were never that cool!
You know, I have an idea as to how this guy could live the dream: paint a 'lifesized' version of one of his characters on a sidewalk in front of a really tall building, climb to the top of said building and dive facefirst into the image on the ground.
Come on, it'd be funny! |
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doubtingwolf
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Posted: 4/6/2005 1:40:27 AM
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Wow. I mean...
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Tass
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Iconoclastic
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Posted: 4/6/2005 2:58:39 AM
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Relive the NES-era the furry way!
But...so much thought went into that character! :lol:
She is also Banana's twin sister. Born with an interesting 'defect', Blood Berry has no sensation on most of her body, except for her face, nipples, hands and crotch. Her lack of tact combined with amazing size and unearthly strength have earned her a death toll overshadowed only by her darker sister. Despite that, Blood Berry is a very passionate individual and does not 'like' to harm people, but most of the time she doesn't know she is crushing someone with her huge muscles, since she can't feel them. She does, however; possess extremely keen sense of tact on the areas where she does have feeling, specially on her erogenous zones. |
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Stoneth
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Posted: 4/6/2005 4:40:22 AM
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I think I've said it before but the firefox logo is nothing more than a fox having his way with the world.
That reminds me ... of this image. |
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MicahFennec
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Posted: 4/6/2005 5:25:53 AM
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That guy's entire gallery was featured on VCL Horrors not too long ago...
Really? I must have been sick that day. Because when someone posts a link to a gallery of macro furs playing "Rampage" with their dicks, I'm sure I'd remember it.
Here's the link...it spawned one of the longest threads I've seen yet in VCL Horrors!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/vcl_horrors/285909.html |
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Kadius
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MonicaKitty
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Dr. Mojo
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Posted: 4/6/2005 2:01:38 PM
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| i don't understand the photos to furries website (the one with the naked showering chick if you care to look :eek ) |
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MonicaKitty
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Posted: 4/6/2005 3:45:05 PM
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i don't understand the photos to furries website (the one with the naked showering chick if you care to look :eek )
Well, part of it is a webcomic, part of it is a gallery of furry art, some decent, mostly rotten, and then there's just this nonsense group of photos. My guess would be the author/artist/whatever intends to turn the photos into fur drawings? Hard to say, it's all so vague. Well, except this
http://www.furrysinspace.com/images/matsclubed2.jpg
That one is pretty clear. |
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LoKi
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Posted: 4/7/2005 6:31:20 AM
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| *stabs himself in the head with a rusty spoon over and over* |
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Paul
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MonicaKitty
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Posted: 4/7/2005 2:16:08 PM
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But this flash thingie takes the cake of utter furry lameness.
Wow! That's about as hot as watching one of those drinky drinky birds!
SEXY! |
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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Posted: 4/9/2005 1:07:10 AM
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But this flash thingie takes the cake of utter furry lameness.
Wow! That's about as hot as watching one of those drinky drinky birds!
SEXY!
I say, that avian furry has hypertropic blue balls! Did you not notice! |
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