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LoKi
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Posted: 4/8/2005 10:46:48 PM     Post subject: This just makes me ask.. "Wtf?"  



What the fuck is wrong with people?

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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Posted: 4/8/2005 11:22:16 PM     Post subject:  

This is a great little stuffed animal with one amazingly big mouth. You can see my big mag-light with it and how deep that flashlight fits into it. Mouth can come inside-out for cleaning and should be fully washing machine safe. This stuffed animal is "unused" by me and is concidered by me to be "clean". :) Is 14" by 10" by 10" (not counting the tail) in size.

Why is it "concidered" by him to be clean? Wouldn't it just be clean, especialy if it's "unused"?

Has it been used before by someone else? Or did he insert, but not ejaculate and thus he considers it yet unchristened? You know, you really have to be a smart and savvy online consumer when dealing with these furries, really read between the lions* as it were.

*The first person to get that reference gets a cookie :) , the first person to produce a link to Between the Lions furry porn dies bloody and painful :evil:
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GoManVanGogh
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Posted: 4/9/2005 12:31:27 AM     Post subject:  

Caveat Emptor
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Iconoclastic
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Posted: 4/9/2005 12:42:23 AM     Post subject:  

Why is it "concidered" by him to be clean? Wouldn't it just be clean, especialy if it's "unused"?

Has it been used before by someone else? Or did he insert, but not ejaculate and thus he considers it yet unchristened? You know, you really have to be a smart and savvy online consumer when dealing with these furries, really read between the lions* as it were.


Actually, from what I've heard, "used" sells for more. He was just pointing that out as a defect. :lol:
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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Posted: 4/9/2005 12:50:01 AM     Post subject:  

Why is it "concidered" by him to be clean? Wouldn't it just be clean, especialy if it's "unused"?

Has it been used before by someone else? Or did he insert, but not ejaculate and thus he considers it yet unchristened? You know, you really have to be a smart and savvy online consumer when dealing with these furries, really read between the lions* as it were.


Actually, from what I've heard, "used" sells for more. He was just pointing that out as a defect. :lol:

AH! IC IC.

NOW WHERE IS MY BETWEEN THE LIONS PORN I ASKED FOR
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Posted: 4/9/2005 12:51:07 AM     Post subject:  

Actually, from what I've heard, "used" sells for more. He was just pointing that out as a defect. :lol:

People will actually be more willing to pay for something if it's stained by FoxWolfie Galen's vile seed? That makes me sick.
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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Posted: 4/9/2005 1:01:50 AM     Post subject:  

Actually, from what I've heard, "used" sells for more. He was just pointing that out as a defect. :lol:

People will actually be more willing to pay for something if it's stained by FoxWolfie Galen's vile seed? That makes me sick.

Yeah, it's a shock to me too... and I should have already known this, being the resident CUM SHOT STAFF :?
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Stoneth
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Posted: 4/9/2005 1:03:29 AM     Post subject:  

NOW WHERE IS MY BETWEEN THE LIONS PORN I ASKED FOR

Oh no, you furverted little skunk-kitty. Between the Lions is something I find cute and amusing. You're not going to get me to ruin this show by looking for porn of it. :evil: Ask Kthanid if he's done some of it.
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Posted: 4/9/2005 1:07:22 AM     Post subject:  

That's my assumption based on one of the articles I've read, where the "dirty" ones hit a higher price at con auctions.

Seriously, if you're buying anything online and the seller strangely emphasizes on how it's been cleaned, DON'T BUY.
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Posted: 4/9/2005 5:17:43 AM     Post subject:  

NOW WHERE IS MY BETWEEN THE LIONS PORN I ASKED FOR


The title alone just begs for yiffporn.
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Michael Hirtes
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Posted: 4/9/2005 7:12:15 AM     Post subject:  

NOW WHERE IS MY BETWEEN THE LIONS PORN I ASKED FOR


The title alone just begs for yiffporn.



"Between The Loins"?
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Iconoclastic
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Posted: 4/9/2005 7:43:25 AM     Post subject:  

Ebay can get pretty scary with this shit, too. I remember a few years ago I placed a used leather jacket up for bids, and someone emailed me asking if I was willing to put some, quote, "conditioner" on it before I mailed it out. There was an extra pervy emphasis on that word, and his prior list of auctions proved beyond a doubt what he meant. :x

I played condescendingly dumb and said I could buff it with some leather cleaner, and thankfully they didn't bid.

Tell you what, though, it sounds like you can make a fortune selling spooged fetishwear on ebay. You can even write off on your taxes the expense of keeping your new stalkers at bay!
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AngryPuritan
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Posted: 4/9/2005 7:46:28 AM     Post subject:  

You know, actually I don't think Between the Lions porn exists, although there is a fursuit...

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Posted: 4/9/2005 1:55:25 PM     Post subject:  


Tell you what, though, it sounds like you can make a fortune selling spooged fetishwear on ebay. You can even write off on your taxes the expense of keeping your new stalkers at bay!


Eeeeeoooooo! Yucky! I'm never bidding on ebay agin.
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Donotsue
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Posted: 4/9/2005 2:03:27 PM     Post subject:  

Ah said on the Beany Baby Birthing thread, not to buy any plushes! =)
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LoKi
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Posted: 4/9/2005 9:34:05 PM     Post subject:  

Ah said on the Beany Baby Birthing thread, not to buy any plushes! =)


Now all the beany bay auctions on Ebay will need something like "This has not been inserted up IceyKitsune's ass" >.>
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