Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Lucy moaned as Fisk ran his paws over her breasts. "mmmm like my boy magnets?" she teased and he chuckled. "they work on me." she mewed as he carressed her stiff nipples and wriggled her hips. "ohhh." his shaft jutted from his sheath, bobbing with his breathing, a drop of precum glistening at the tip.

All this and more! And the face behind the words. Looks good for being '160 years old, comfortable middle age for his race', yes?

Goofy · Vociferator Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 311

Oh, this is getting out of control! Next thing you know there's going to be a site full of video footage of fanboys having jailhouse-gay sex dressed in Fisk and Lucy fursuits. WHEN WILL IT END!?!

i am very happily mated to my tigress queen Moondream Spotfur and we have raised 10 children together. my father is a wolf and my mother is a cat, and they raised me to love and respect all life.
before i was born, the Eastern kingdom was invaded by humans from a dimension called Tellus. it was a long hard struggle but we managed to repel them. they left behind much technology, including the way to open portals to other realms. when i came of age, abut 100, i set forth to explore and have seen wonders large and small.

HAHAHAHA if there was an award for fruity character descriptions in the special olympics, this guy would win the gold and silver medals, as well as break a new world record.

Also, for a king, he's pretty damn illiterate. "i fownd much teknology and make portels to othar relms WHOOSH off i go to one!"

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http://www.badlydrawnkitties.com/fanfic/shoup.html

Aparently, that's the shortest Fisk/Lucy story on the site. I think I can come up with a better one.

Goofy's Super-Hot Sex Story About Fisk and Lucy
by Goofy

One day, Fisk and Lucy had buttsex. Then Fisk got a lecture from a mouse about the importance of guns.

THE END

HA! 22 words compared to his 30! In your face, Jeffrey Shoup, you HACK!

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

The winds of change

URRK! BLAM BLAM! SPLORT UNF UNF POOT! UHH! Fuck the constitution!

11 words.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

i am very happily mated to my tigress queen Moondream Spotfur and we have raised 10 children together

Moondream Spotfur is now the stupidest furry name ever. Keep dreaming, buddy.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

Even the hippies did a better job naming their children.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

What's frightening is that he doesn't look like a furry. I was expecting some overweight, pasty dude with glasses and bad facial hair. He looks ordinary. I feel like one of those people who's talking about their serial killer neighbor...

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

What's frightening is that he doesn't look like a furry. I was expecting some overweight, pasty dude with glasses and bad facial hair. He looks ordinary. I feel like one of those people who's talking about their serial killer neighbor...

There are two tupes of furry looks.
1. Creepy
2. Serial killer-style normal

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

If I ever have children, I'm going to name them Clawhammer, Flak Cannon, Kragoth, Fifi and Johnny Cage.

Oh and here's some Fisk/Lucy Fan Fiction in eleven words:

"It was fisks firts time and he pop teh cherry! Yes."

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

If I ever have children, I'm going to name them Clawhammer, Flak Cannon, Kragoth, Fifi and Johnny Cage.

Awesome, awesome.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

here's my four word contribution:

"I'm horny." "Very good."

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

You know 'Flak' would not be a bad name for a kid...

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

"yiff. orgasm."

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

I've got it down to one word.

"HeyFiskyouwannahavesexbecauseI'mfeelinghornyoveryoufornoapparentreasonsolet'sgettoitalready."

doomy · Qualificator Joined: 10 Apr 2005 Posts: 4

How about we keep it down to 0 words, never mention it again and pretend it doesn't exist?

I mean, I kinda like Naylor's style but getting constantly reminded about the creepiness behind it is making it hard to mast^H^H^H^H enjoy it. :(

HAY GUYZ WHATS UP ON TIHS FORUM FIRST POST LOLOL

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 865

IT'S KILLING ME BUT I LOVE IT

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

HAY GUYZ WHATS UP ON TIHS FORUM FIRST POST LOLOL

You still have a chance -RUN RUN RUN quickly away while you still can!

I'm sticking around to at least my 1000th post, maybe until my 1500th post, and then follow Zen Zhu and Rankin out the door, exit, stage left. 8)