Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Did you actually believe that title? You sad fuck.

I thought little could be worse that this comic I posted a while ago.

http://www.crushyiffdestroy.com/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=1023

I was SOOOO wrong...

A friend said he lioked this comic. I don't know why, it's horrid in terms or art, the plot is typical angst 18 year old angst angst gaysex angst.

And um, yeah, go read and laugh at the unintentional funny.

http://www.furnation.com/aesop/2Hearts1Love.htm

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

Ugh, it's like it was colored with a gradient filler.

Griphonix · Prattler Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 165

The line work is vector too- vectors + gradient fills = flash, I think. At least you can be assured that it's the official comic, rather than the unofficial one.

Tass · Prattler Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 178

http://www.furnation.com/aesop/Pictures/Session1.3.JPG

FUCKING LOL.

They can't spell STRAIGHT.
The irony is amazing..

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

http://www.furnation.com/aesop/Pictures/Session1.10.JPG

Did this really warrant creating an entirely new comic instead of just tacking it on to the previous one?

Wait, what the fuck? I read the first three and I was thinking "Besides the retardo art I don't see what's so bad about this" and then the fourth comic has a guy being jacked off by another guy. WHY FURRY, WHY

doomy · Qualificator Joined: 10 Apr 2005 Posts: 4

I'm still trying to figure out why the guy insists on leaving with his dad, and then acts like a jerk to his furiously masturbating boyfriend, and then SUDDEN GAY SEX which takes roughly 1/3 of the first chapter and then he didn't want to leave after all and what

My brain hurts now.

Tass · Prattler Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 178

I'm still trying to figure out why the guy insists on leaving with his dad, and then acts like a jerk to his furiously masturbating boyfriend, and then SUDDEN GAY SEX which takes roughly 1/3 of the first chapter and then he didn't want to leave after all and what

My brain hurts now.

NO!

THE STUPIDITY OVERDOSAGE WILL SURELY KILL YOU MAN!
FOR GOD SAKES STOP READING IT!

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

The furry equivalent of Cinemax porn. When neither of the book titles are spel't right, you've got a winner.

2 Hearts, 1 Love is 2 Fast and 2 Furious 4 me!

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

doomy · Qualificator Joined: 10 Apr 2005 Posts: 4

THE STUPIDITY OVERDOSAGE WILL SURELY KILL YOU MAN!
FOR GOD SAKES STOP READING IT!

It's cool, I'm okay now... or I thought I was, until I clicked on the http://www.furnation.com/aesop/2Hearts1-50.htm link and found five times more of the banality which I didn't even notice at first.

Seriously, with gems like this... anyone (except the intended target audience, maybe) would start questioning their sanity.

Remind me not to look at the Atrocity Archive next time I'm suffering from insomnia, it just fills my head with haunting questions of "what, why" and that'll stop me from falling asleep ever again :(

Tass · Prattler Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 178

THE STUPIDITY OVERDOSAGE WILL SURELY KILL YOU MAN!
FOR GOD SAKES STOP READING IT!

It's cool, I'm okay now... or I thought I was, until I clicked on the http://www.furnation.com/aesop/2Hearts1-50.htm link and found five times more of the banality which I didn't even notice at first.

Seriously, with gems like this... anyone (except the intended target audience, maybe) would start questioning their sanity.

Remind me not to look at the Atrocity Archive next time I'm suffering from insomnia, it just fills my head with haunting questions of "what, why" and that'll stop me from falling asleep ever again :(

Thanks muchly, now I'M plagued with those very questions..

God I hate this comic..

MUST, CLEANSE, MIND, OF, CONFUSING, STUPID, IMAGES...

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

IT'S LIKE THE COMIC STARTED WITH SOMETHING OF A PLOT AND THEN RANDOM GAIETY THROWN IN TO MAKE IT INTERESTING TO IDIOTS I GUESS. WHY DOES THIS PERSON DISGRACE THE NAME OF AESOP. ;-;

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

That's gotta be the greatest gay furry disfunctional family comic ever created on with a Commodore 64 drawing program!

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

It's too freaking random for me to read.....

doomy · Qualificator Joined: 10 Apr 2005 Posts: 4

That's gotta be the greatest gay furry disfunctional family comic ever created on with a Commodore 64 drawing program!

As a nostalgic geek, I am forced to to say that you, ma'am, offend me deeply with your libelous comment about the capabilities of the Commodore 64. Maybe it was made on an Atari 2600, sure, but not C64.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

Wow, shit.

Actually I read the title along the sarcastic lines of "Uwe Boll has made a cinematic masterpiece"

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Damn you, Uwe Boll. You win this time.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Damn you, Uwe Boll. You win this time.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

That's gotta be the greatest gay furry disfunctional family comic ever created on with a Commodore 64 drawing program!

Amiga.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

A friend said he lioked this comic. I don't know why, it's horrid in terms or art, the plot is typical angst 18 year old angst angst gaysex angst.

And um, yeah, go read and laugh at the unintentional funny.

http://www.furnation.com/aesop/2Hearts1Love.htm

Um wow. The story sucks, so does the art, but his lack of storytelling abilities take the cake. He has no idea how to pace the story. And this guy dares use the name Aesop! I actually managed to look through it all, but I'm not going to waste further time investigating the massive archive that doomy found. The first sample is just too crappy...