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Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

This ad is appearing everywhere! :x

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

This ad is appearing everywhere! :x

I'm clicking close and it's not going away wtf WHY ISN'T IT GOING AWAY???

Like a sledgehammer to the senses :evil:

YEEEUCH.

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

The actual tele commercial isn't bad. Or the one with the bears. It seems to lose its everything when translated to Web-advert. But I'll take it over any commercial with Bono in it.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

The actual tele commercial isn't bad. Or the one with the bears. It seems to lose its everything when translated to Web-advert. But I'll take it over any commercial with Bono in it.

When I see the Charmin bear ads, I can't help but think it has 'cuddly gay furry wankfest' written all over it. I almost can't take a shit with those creepy things staring back at me.

EDIT: now let me divert this thread with images of cosplay taken to new lows :twisted:

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

When I see the Charmin bear ads, I can't help but think it has 'cuddly gay furry wankfest' written all over it. I almost can't take a shit with those creepy things staring back at me.

The cuddly bears are watching you shit. WOOooOOo. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

The Dasani commercials aren't that bad. Gotta love the hamster chick.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

The Dasani commercials aren't that bad. Gotta love the hamster chick.

Oh, well... that's different. He didn't say there was a hamster chick!

Tell me more...

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

The Dasani commercials aren't that bad. Gotta love the hamster chick.

Oh, well... that's different. He didn't say there was a hamster chick!

Tell me more...

Go to http://www.makeyourmouthwater.com and watch the commercials.

doubtingwolf · Coadjutor Joined: 12 Mar 2005 Posts: 84

I almost can't take a shit with those creepy things staring back at me.

"See how to make it last longer!"

Taken out of context, that quote can be damn scary. Hell, taken in context its still pretty twisted, what with the looks on their faces.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I almost can't take a shit with those creepy things staring back at me.

I buy Snuggle Fabric Softner specifically because I love the little Snuggle Bear. I hope that doesn't make me a Plushophile. =(

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

I almost can't take a shit with those creepy things staring back at me.

I buy Snuggle Fabric Softner specifically because I love the little Snuggle Bear. I hope that doesn't make me a Plushophile. =(

No, the Snuggle Bear is a fuzzy little ball of innocence and cute. No evil shall spring from, befall or in any way be associated with that soul-meltingly sweet creature.

It is the purity and the light, and having an affinity for such a wonderous being is only natural and, I truly believe, quite healthy for your well being and peace of mind.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

let's request snuggle bear porn on fchan and see how many hundreds of pictures we get in a week.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

let's request snuggle bear porn on fchan and see how many hundreds of pictures we get in a week.

If you do, I'd rather see Dasani Hamster femme porn instead plz :P

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Semi OT, but: Dasani does taste better in my opinion.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

what the fuck is with bottled water

what's next, oxygen bars :roll:

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

what the fuck is with bottled water

what's next, oxygen bars :roll:

I used to think that until I started drinking more water. It's the same as drinking a coke or fruit drink, except it's water instead of flavored, acidic, heavily sucrose-laced water. I drink it because when I'm genuinely thirsty, I don't like drinking something that's just going to make me more thirsty.

There's also the fact that depending on where you live, the local water usualy ranges anywhere from "different" to "odd" to "downright nasty" when it comes to taste and smell. This isn't because of pollution, as the water may be just as safe to drink, just not very paletable. Plus, the condition of the plumbing in the building you're in can also affect the water quality.

Dasani has a nice, crisp clean taste, but not too unnatural. It's kind of expensive, but if it's between that and the same price for a coke, I'll go for the water (at home I use a water filter, or buy gallon drinking water).

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

bottled water actually makes me more thirsty. by a lot. i feel dehydrated after drinking it. :(

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

what the fuck is with bottled water

what's next, oxygen bars :roll:

If you lived in Davis like I do, you wouldn't want to drink the tap water...it tastes WORSE than mouth. >.<

I don't actually drink bottled water either, though. I drink Dr Pepper. ;P

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

bottled water actually makes me more thirsty. by a lot. i feel dehydrated after drinking it. :(

That's odd. What brands do you drink? The only thing I've heard about that is Pepsi's water is treated in such a way as to make you more thristy after drinking it, though that was from a Coke rep :P

Whether it's urban legend or not, I don't know. I Google search reveals little to back it up.

what the fuck is with bottled water

what's next, oxygen bars :roll:

If you lived in Davis like I do, you wouldn't want to drink the tap water...it tastes WORSE than mouth. >.<

I don't actually drink bottled water either, though. I drink Dr Pepper. ;P

Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper makes my mouth taste good..

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

Ah, heard All yankee cokes make ya thirsty... cuz they have corn syrup... Euro and canada cokes use sugar beets...

All the Coca leaves addicion with legal substances! =)

The bottled water may lack some.. uh... salts and other minerals so you'd go and buy Gatorage or other sports drink! =)

It pays for the rich pigs to pollute the water... so ya hafta buy their bottled shit.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

That's odd. What brands do you drink? The only thing I've heard about that is Pepsi's water is treated in such a way as to make you more thristy after drinking it, though that was from a Coke rep :P

Anything with sugar in it, no matter the type of sugar (and this includes artificial sweeteners), will make you more thirsty after a little while. It's a plot to make you drink more soft drinks!

The bottled water may lack some.. uh... salts and other minerals so you'd go and buy Gatorage or other sports drink! =)

While pure water does contain necessary minerals etc, you can't cover your mineral needs just with water... the rest you'd get in your food... provided you eat healthily. :wink:

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

problem solved.

twice.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I used to be a total soda junkie, but lately only canned and fountain drinks taste good. The crap in plastic bottles tastes like...well, the bottle.

Octan · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 77

what the fuck is with bottled water

what's next, oxygen bars :roll:

Tim: "Comes in domestic..." *SNIFF* "Ah... !"

Al: "And imported." *SNIFF* "AAAAUGH!!"

Tim: "Mexico City!"