Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

Found this on fchan. Pay special attention to the names of the people who provided "inspiration" for this crap, as well as the name of the artist.

Problem #1
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All images are NSFW. Starts out tame but then gets weird...and stupid.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Seen it... saved it... wanked to some...

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Problem #1: You'll have to surrender your dignity at the door.
Problem #2: You'll be begging for cash from one of the most historically poor fandoms ever.
Problem #3: You'll never be able to show your face to a legitimate animation studio again.
Problem #4: Your geek friends will shun you if they see your porn. Get used to keeping aliases.
Problem #5: Your fellow artists will be great people. Until it suits them otherwise.
Problem #6: Time lavished upon furry will cause your human subject drawing to deteriorate. Badly.
Problem #7: Fans require fanservice. Get used to it.
Problem #8: You'll start mistaking bad in-jokes for humor. This will alienate 98% of your audience.
Problem #9: You'll end up living in a fictional fantasy world where day is night and geeky trash from the 1980s is cool.
Problem #10: Eventually, all this will seem normal. And that is the true horror of the beast.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

Problem #1 Not funny
Problem #2 Even less arousing

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

I've seen it before. I had it saved in my Pandora's box folder but formatted.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

Why would you want to reserve the rights to that?

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 534

Problem #1: You'll have to surrender your dignity at the door.
Problem #2: You'll be begging for cash from one of the most historically poor fandoms ever.
Problem #3: You'll never be able to show your face to a legitimate animation studio again.
Problem #4: Your geek friends will shun you if they see your porn. Get used to keeping aliases.
Problem #5: Your fellow artists will be great people. Until it suits them otherwise.
Problem #6: Time lavished upon furry will cause your human subject drawing to deteriorate. Badly.
Problem #7: Fans require fanservice. Get used to it.
Problem #8: You'll start mistaking bad in-jokes for humor. This will alienate 98% of your audience.
Problem #9: You'll end up living in a fictional fantasy world where day is night and geeky trash from the 1980s is cool.
Problem #10: Eventually, all this will seem normal. And that is the true horror of the beast.

Bravo.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

Someone must have loved these so much that they wanted the highest detail..right down to the paper grain.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Downloaded it off Kazaa during the days I still used it. I no longer use P2P programs.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Problem #1: You'll have to surrender your dignity at the door.
Problem #2: You'll be begging for cash from one of the most historically poor fandoms ever.
Problem #3: You'll never be able to show your face to a legitimate animation studio again.
Problem #4: Your geek friends will shun you if they see your porn. Get used to keeping aliases.
Problem #5: Your fellow artists will be great people. Until it suits them otherwise.
Problem #6: Time lavished upon furry will cause your human subject drawing to deteriorate. Badly.
Problem #7: Fans require fanservice. Get used to it.
Problem #8: You'll start mistaking bad in-jokes for humor. This will alienate 98% of your audience.
Problem #9: You'll end up living in a fictional fantasy world where day is night and geeky trash from the 1980s is cool.
Problem #10: Eventually, all this will seem normal. And that is the true horror of the beast.

Bravo.

Seconded. It deserves to be put up somewhere conspicuous.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Found this on fchan. Pay special attention to the names of the people who provided "inspiration" for this crap, as well as the name of the artist.

Problem #1
Problem #2
Problem #3
Problem #4
Problem #5
Problem #6
Problem #7
Problem #8
Problem #9
Problem #10
Problem #11
Problem #12
Problem #13
Problem #14
Problem #15

All images are NSFW. Starts out tame but then gets weird...and stupid.

(Just because I never get to say it):

Welcome to 1994.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Another Schwartz master(bating)piece. As always, with splooge rendered in loving, intimate detail. I hate that man more and more every single day.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

I hate that man more and more every single day.

CYD is not about hate. It's about mocking. I think you're an agent for THEM!

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

I hate that man more and more every single day.

CYD is not about hate. It's about mocking. I think you're an agent for THEM!

CYD is what you get out of it.

Anyway, I think she was stating personal opinion off the record, and not speaking from her politicaly delicate seat of power as Official CYD Forum Hotty.

EDIT: personaly, the vitriol is nice sometimes, but I like it when it's all about the loooove :oops:

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Can I be the Offical CYD Forum Bishie then?

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Can I be the Offical CYD Forum Bishie then?

Not with that avatar, no fucking way. Good god, is that the movie version of Howard the Duck?

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

It was from the 'pop stars you want to forget' fad...

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

I hate that man more and more every single day.

CYD is not about hate. It's about mocking. I think you're an agent for THEM!

Anger... Fear... Agression... The Dark Side are they.

Sarcasm... Snarkiness... Mockery... The CYD Side are they.

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

I fail to see what's so horrible about that folio. In fact, I found it mildly amusing.

Not to mention it's over ten years old...been there, seen that, etc. ;P

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

I fail to see what's so horrible about that folio.

Here's a hint, it rhymes with 'Beric'.

In fact, I found it mildly amusing.

*insert random scat joke here*

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I hate that man more and more every single day.

CYD is not about hate. It's about mocking. I think you're an agent for THEM!

Anger... Fear... Agression... The Dark Side are they.

Sarcasm... Snarkiness... Mockery... The CYD Side are they.

I have much to learn. =( Although Darth Monica has a nice ring to it... =)

As for official Forum Hottie, I have no illusions. That title would go to Skunkifucker. =)

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

Anger... Fear... Agression... The Dark Side are they.

Sarcasm... Snarkiness... Mockery... The CYD Side are they.

I have much to learn. =( Although Darth Monica has a nice ring to it... =)

But first, we must eat... Come!