Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

Well, I've not seen one, looking through the archived threads... so...

FIND BAD FURSUITS AND DISCUSS THEM.

http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery.php?name=coyotoy&i=1112608650
NSFW

WTF is with the latex fetish? It's hot and itchy... And DAYUM I bet that chafes.

*edit*
http://twilightcollective.furrynet.com/photos%20and%20junk/Coyotoy_1112608650_PVC%20001.jpg here, if that pic from FA gets taken down.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

If you want Samantha(Bob) to undress Chubby Charlie, turn to page 23 Then take a bath with the blender.

If you want them both to go home and rethink their pathetic lives, turn to page 40

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

If you want Samantha(Bob) to undress Chubby Charlie, turn to page 23 Then take a bath with the blender.

If you want them both to go home and rethink their pathetic lives, turn to page 40

Can I have the option of checking the plushied on the shelf for stragically placed holes?

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

I'm not going to go looking for fursuits. :(

Also, get online, Banrai, you mook. :(

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

If you want Samantha(Bob) to undress Chubby Charlie, turn to page 23 Then take a bath with the blender.

If you want them both to go home and rethink their pathetic lives, turn to page 40

Can I have the option of checking the plushied on the shelf for stragically placed holes?

"You found Magical Gemstone of the Sahara! +20 points!

Oh, wait. It's just hardened spooge. -3948 points.

****YOU HAVE DIED.****

Restart from last save? Y/N
>_

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Well, I've not seen one, looking through the archived threads... so...

FIND BAD FURSUITS AND DISCUSS THEM.

Aren't most of them bad already? Examples of good fursuits would be more exceptional.

WTF is with the latex fetish? It's hot and itchy... And DAYUM I bet that chafes.

*edit*
http://twilightcollective.furrynet.com/photos%20and%20junk/Coyotoy_1112608650_PVC%20001.jpg here, if that pic from FA gets taken down.

I'd just started eating an ice cream bar when I saw that, then scrolled down and caught sight of the wang. You know, there isn't much on this earth that can spoil the yumminess of ice cream bar... but you may have found it and unleashed it upon my still screaming eyeballs :evil:

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 658

Introducing FurFox

And again

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

Thought we had bad fursuits on one article already but the photo TEHFT caused a riot...

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 183

Thought we had bad fursuits on one article already but the photo TEHFT caused a riot...

Yeah and I'm still getting shit about it since I rehosted that article. The furries have been harassing my webhosts as well as the whois people, pretty much anyone they can think of. I've gotten more than a few confused broken-English emails from my old Czech hosting service about this. :)

That furfox or whatever it was, how do you look at that and say "Yes this will do quite nicely! My work is complete and ready for public viewing. This is exactly what I had pictured in my minds eye" .. Do they have no self-respect and shame??

(That was a rhetorical question)

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Introducing FurFox

And again

He's got a 'head caught in vice' fetish? Don't laugh, you know it probably exists.

See, this is the same reason so much shitty furry artwork happens... they're being driven by the sexual urge to put something on paper and skip right past the notions of artistic self improvement which would just slow them down :roll:

Put another way, if every fursuiter were really just a hobbyist then they'd pay more attention not to create absolute shit like that. In reality, most just want to sew together a sad little hiding place to envelope their weak selves and/or a cumbersome, makeshift sex toy as fast as their greasy fingers and fevered little minds can work.

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

Introducing FurFox

And again

Oh god! >.<

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Introducing FurFox

And again

Oh god! >.<

Now I realise, that thing reminds me of images of corpses with crushed heads on rotten.com, only in fursuit form.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

do these people honestly think they look like their characters :(

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

do these people honestly think they look like their characters

Well, the one trailing the lion is Foxwolfie. Maybe he wanted to look like a cheap plushie? :wink:

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Does this count as a fursuit? It's bad.

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

If that counts, then so does this old one.

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

The worst part is people don't tell these guys that their fursuits SUCK TOTAL ASS. :3

doubtingwolf · Coadjutor Joined: 12 Mar 2005 Posts: 84

The worst part is people don't tell these guys that their fursuits SUCK TOTAL ASS. :3

Indeed, other furries probably don't. And these folks are too dense to understand that when someone asks "That's... nice. What are you supposed to be?" it means you fucked up when trying to convey the sense of being a fox, or a tiger, or a wolf, or whatthehelleveryourfetishanimalis.

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

Does this count as a fursuit? It's bad.

No. No fur. *runs and hides, her eyes squeezed shut*

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

That's me at the front, but the one walking right behind me scares me a bit. O.o

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

That's me at the front, but the one walking right behind me scares me a bit. O.o

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y42/micah25/acj.jpg

You seriously look as if you're about to get fucking eaten there O_O

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

That's me at the front, but the one walking right behind me scares me a bit. O.o

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y42/micah25/acj.jpg

Your costume is rather cool, I think. The one behind you scares me too, mainly because he reminds me of this...

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

I gotta find some scary fursuit pics... =3

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

I gotta find some scary fursuit pics... =3

You say that is if it's hard to do. It's not, especially if you know where to look (which on the Internet is pretty much right in from of you).

Oh look...

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 658

A CHARMING TABLEAU

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

A CHARMING TABLEAU

You don't think... it's all mainly just a fetish culture, do you?

OT, but: the forums changed!

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

A CHARMING TABLEAU

Is that...creature to the left a boy or a girl? It kinda looks like Eddie Izzard after eating a three ham omelet...

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Good lord, can anyone imagine what even more hideous countenance lies beneath this costume?

Wait, I may have gotten those reversed :?

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

That's me at the front, but the one walking right behind me scares me a bit. O.o

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y42/micah25/acj.jpg

You seriously look as if you're about to get fucking eaten there O_O

No danger. The guy just ate. You can see the nose and cheeks of his previous victim still stuck in his mouth. :wink:

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

Uhhh.... Hey, baby!

Wanna head back to my Labyrinth where I'll show ya my "Dark Crystal"?

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

That's me at the front, but the one walking right behind me scares me a bit. O.o

And if I had you both tied to chairs and only one bullet, it'd STILL be a tough decision.

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

A CHARMING TABLEAU

*cries*

Anencephalic Baby Jesus · Rasophore Joined: 17 Oct 2004 Posts: 69

When I opened that up in ImageShack, at first I thought the ad banner at the top was part of the picture:

Either way, it was funny.

Anencephalic Baby Jesus · Rasophore Joined: 17 Oct 2004 Posts: 69

No danger. The guy just ate. You can see the nose and cheeks of his previous victim still stuck in his mouth. :wink:

OMGVOREHOTFAPFAPFAP

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

That picture above has burnt itself into my consciousness. I require the full story behind it to free myself from the painful curiosity. :x

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

http://www.hellomonica.com/villagefinish4.jpg etc.

somebody has a crush :wink:

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

No danger. The guy just ate. You can see the nose and cheeks of his previous victim still stuck in his mouth. :wink:

*falls out of her chair laughing*

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 865

Well, seeing as how the very WORD "fursuit" brings to mind people making asses of themselves to an extreme degree (or worse), I really don't see how it's possible for there to be such a thing as a "good" fursuit. Saying "bad fursuits" is kind of redundant.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Good lord, can anyone imagine what even more hideous countenance lies beneath this costume?

Wait, I may have gotten those reversed :?

Hideous? =( I thought you loved me for my tusks and vertebral spines... =D

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Well, seeing as how the very WORD "fursuit" brings to mind people making asses of themselves to an extreme degree (or worse), I really don't see how it's possible for there to be such a thing as a "good" fursuit. Saying "bad fursuits" is kind of redundant.

Would you admit there are good 'animal costumes' then, in the same way people try to anal retentively shift the words 'furry' and 'anthro'?

Like so...

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 183

Would you admit there are good 'animal costumes' then, in the same way people try to anal retentively shift the words 'furry' and 'anthro'?

Like so...

The "noble-animal as a noble-Native-American" thing has been done into the ground it seems. It's cool at first, and then you see four hundred more just like it and it kind of loses its intrigue.

I will admit though that some fursuits are just amazing in their complexity and quality of work. I admire them as an art form, but still don't want to touch them, lest they be crusty.

If they weren't such a symbol of sexuality now, I'd probably try my hand at building and selling them since you can make so much money apparantly. However it would just break my heart to see something I worked hard crafting to just be used for disturbing and degrading nerdsex. Even worse if it wound up on fursuitsex.com..

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Good lord, can anyone imagine what even more hideous countenance lies beneath this costume?

Wait, I may have gotten those reversed :?

Hideous? =( I thought you loved me for my tusks and vertebral spines... =D

Yes, I do..... I'm just not sure the pink on the human suit in the bottom pic really suits you. i love you for what's on the cousin-of-Cthulu inside, not the fleshy outside :D

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

I seen some fursuits that are pretty cool. Easy way to tell if people use em for sex is if they have pants on for no reason (and yes, I know it's stated on some CYD article here too) - most of the time though, the fursuits remind me too much of a mascot costume though, cept with a fat person inside.

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

I wear pants with both of mine (Micah and Trevor), but that's because my fursuits are a head, tail, and gloves, and I'm not about to walk around naked. Especially since my characters are male and I'm not.;P

And I can safely and honestly say that I've never had sex in one of my costumes, nor have I had the desire to have sex in one of my costumes. With the amount of time and energy I put into making those, I sure as heck ain't gonna risk damaging them in the throes of passion!;)

Not to mention, anyone who's ever worn a fursuit, but it full-body or just partial like mine, knows how extremely hot and uncomfortable they get after a few minutes.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

I think the pants thing only counts if the fursuit is a full-body suit which has pants FNAR (as the pants are there simply to cover the SPH). If it's seperate parts (head, paws, feet and tail, etc.) with regular clothes then it doesn't count. Matrices has a rather cute costume which is put together in a similar manner. Hey, look. I'm showcasing a suit which I do like. :)

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

Aye, I know - unless the pants are part of the costume or are there for a reason, it's usually for the SPH.. >.>

Matrices draws some cute art that doesn't make me want to cringe. =3

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 865

Well, seeing as how the very WORD "fursuit" brings to mind people making asses of themselves to an extreme degree (or worse), I really don't see how it's possible for there to be such a thing as a "good" fursuit. Saying "bad fursuits" is kind of redundant.

Would you admit there are good 'animal costumes' then, in the same way people try to anal retentively shift the words 'furry' and 'anthro'?

Like so...

NO. Not unless you're being paid for it, or at the very very least not bringing it to a furry convention...

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

i like the guy in the background who has a raccoon tail for an arm.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

I know a furry who works parttime at a six flags as bugs. Does the fact that he gets paid for that lessen the negativity of his furriness? Oh, and does a ren faire count as a con?

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 865

I know a furry who works parttime at a six flags as bugs. Does the fact that he gets paid for that lessen the negativity of his furriness? Oh, and does a ren faire count as a con?

oh for fuck's sake

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

I only pester because I found that there is a small percentage of suiters (mostly middle aged women) who dress up and instead of playing out their animla spirit totems or fucking they actually do things like play nice with kids and have... um, good clean fun.

I'll admit that I don't think that they are, sadly, the majority of fursuiters, but I don't like seeing them clasified with the general furry fuckery.

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

What about people who make costumes of their characters because they're really fun to make, and then wear them at a con mainly for the purpose of, for lack of a less arrogant-sounding way of putting it, showing off their art? Or because wearing a costume is fun?

It doesn't seem fair to put these people (myself included) in with the ones who wear fursuits for sexual purposes. Not that I necessarily have anything against people who wear fursuits for sexual purposes, but I know that sex is just about the last thing on my mind when I'm sweating inside one of my costumes!

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 183

I only pester because I found that there is a small percentage of suiters (mostly middle aged women)

It doesn't seem fair to put these people (myself included) in with the ones who wear fursuits for sexual purposes.

I think if you're a female fursuiter you get pretty much a free pass.

I'm talking full-on suiting, not that weird leather bondage skunkette person-thing I saw at a couple cons.

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

I wear pants with both of mine (Micah and Trevor), but that's because my fursuits are a head, tail, and gloves, and I'm not about to walk around naked.

Oh, you're no fun anymore.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

they actually do things like play nice with kids and have... um, good clean fun.

the CHILLLLLLLDDDDDRRREENNNN

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

The furry has ruined any type of so-called fursuit for me. I'm terrified of going to a sporting event that I might rush the field and take out the mascot "just in case". We're going to the Pittsburgh ammusement park Kennywood on opening day and I've already told my husband I can't be responsible for my actions.

Damn you furry, damn you to hell.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

The furry has ruined any type of so-called fursuit for me. I'm terrified of going to a sporting event that I might rush the field and take out the mascot "just in case". We're going to the Pittsburgh ammusement park Kennywood on opening day and I've already told my husband I can't be responsible for my actions.

Damn you furry, damn you to hell.

Eh, don't let the furry fantards ruin any fun you would otherwise in doing, watching, or participating any sort of activity. If you do, then they've won.

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

These aren't fursuits but...

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

We need to start this up again :D

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 534

We need to start this up again :D

http://img95.echo.cx/img95/5287/ltease9rb.jpg
http://img95.echo.cx/img95/1966/lkiss4ln.jpg

I need a favor. If somebody's got a razor, I'd greatly appreciate it if he/she does this with my two eyes:

doubtingwolf · Coadjutor Joined: 12 Mar 2005 Posts: 84

We need to start this up again :D

Bad! BAD YOUES! *spank spank*

Pikachang · Qualificator Joined: 10 May 2005 Posts: 18

Argh, it's that horrible scene from un Chien Andalou. I'd have to say, furries have come up with all sorts of bad images, but they can't ever compete with the pure evil that scene was (where basically a guy comes in and rips open a women's eye with a razor blade). Most violent image filmed ever? I'd say yes.

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 534

Argh, it's that horrible scene from un Chien Andalou. I'd have to say, furries have come up with all sorts of bad images, but they can't ever compete with the pure evil that scene was (where basically a guy comes in and rips open a women's eye with a razor blade). Most violent image filmed ever? I'd say yes.

In fact. Despite it's over 75 years old, this scene (and the whole movie) is shocking, perplexing and scary. There's ants coming out of a wounded hand, a man cycling while dressed as a nun, a lady poking a disembodied hand on the ground, fondling scenes that would make anybody on the 20s blush deep red, a man hauling two pianos with the rotting donkeys inside...

It's a movie thought to make you say "WTF", and that's precisely its purpose.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Argh, it's that horrible scene from un Chien Andalou. I'd have to say, furries have come up with all sorts of bad images, but they can't ever compete with the pure evil that scene was (where basically a guy comes in and rips open a women's eye with a razor blade). Most violent image filmed ever? I'd say yes.

In fact. Despite it's over 75 years old, this scene (and the whole movie) is shocking, perplexing and scary. There's ants coming out of a wounded hand, a man cycling while dressed as a nun, a lady poking a disembodied hand on the ground, fondling scenes that would make anybody on the 20s blush deep red, a man hauling two pianos with the rotting donkeys inside...

It's a movie thought to make you say "WTF", and that's precisely its purpose.

Ha, the worst of furry can't out-compete Dali and Bunuel. Furry makes even its own WTF material lame.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

We need to start this up again :D

http://img95.echo.cx/img95/5287/ltease9rb.jpg
http://img95.echo.cx/img95/1966/lkiss4ln.jpg

Didn't I see that deer in Sex2k? Is this Bucky Boy?

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Didn't I see that deer in Sex2k? Is this Bucky Boy?

Unless he's lost quite a bit of weight since FC02, NOT FAT ENOUGH.

He was quite polite, well groomed, and was stuck sitting by Dwayne. I kind of felt sorry for him, until I saw his portfolio.

Heroiini · Prattler Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 135

Eye avatars are really creepy.

Lazarian · Rasophore Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Posts: 60

We need to start this up again :D

http://img95.echo.cx/img95/5287/ltease9rb.jpg
http://img95.echo.cx/img95/1966/lkiss4ln.jpg

Jesus! Those pics are premium grade nightmare fuel! WTF is he wearing? It looks like some awful gaudy xmas patterned spandex that has stuck on fur worn off in all the "yiffy" places.

Furry porn hung on the walls. Tacky. Moronic.

Does anyone else find it beyond a little disturbing that someone who professes to love their totem animals would have the severed head of one to suck face with?

Ugh. I just had the mental image of this guy going to a taxidermy show to shop for a love doll.

I'm going to scrub my brain with an SOS pad to rid myself of the horror.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

If I was invited to someone's house and there was framed furry porn on the walls, I'd immediately think of the end of Silence of the Lambs. Suddenly the lights go out, and I'm being led to the pit...

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

I would totally steal those cabinets.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Is that a boy or a girl? Either way- beer bellies are so HAWT!

Tass · Prattler Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 178

Is that a boy or a girl? Either way- beer bellies are so HAWT!

I'd assume it's male, since basically 90% of the fandom is.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

It's funny, the only furries I know are females.

Tass · Prattler Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 178

It's funny, the only furries I know are females.

O RLY?
Lucky bastard.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

It's funny, the only furries I know are females.

O RLY?
Lucky bastard.

Not really. Her name was Kevin.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Is that a boy or a girl? Either way- beer bellies are so HAWT!

I'd assume it's male, since basically 90% of the fandom is.

Females actually are closer to 50% of the fursuiting crowd though. Ironically, they usually have masculine characters they go as. If the fursuit is supposed to be female (like this one seems with the hair) you can assume it's male.

Tass · Prattler Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 178

It's funny, the only furries I know are females.

O RLY?
Lucky bastard.

Not really. Her name was Kevin.

I KNEW IT.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Females actually are closer to 50% of the fursuiting crowd though. Ironically, they usually have masculine characters they go as. If the fursuit is supposed to be female (like this one seems with the hair) you can assume it's male.

Also if it has shorts FNAR, then you can be sure it's male.

V3Ng3 · Rasophore Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 56

http://img95.echo.cx/img95/1966/lkiss4ln.jpg

Does that count as necrophilia?

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

http://img95.echo.cx/img95/1966/lkiss4ln.jpg

Does that count as necrophilia?

Depends. You have to blow a few bucks to make some doe, ya know?