Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 183

Dunno if this was mentioned here yet or not, but there's a big thread at SA with a quest for the worst furry art...

I'm glad someone in that thread already pointed out something I've noticed too: You can't do a google image search for anything without stumbling on furry art. WTF

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1526159

You don't need a login/password, just scroll past that message.

Edit: Mica's bathroomplay nightmare has gotten rave reviews.

Genghis · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 322

lol banrai

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Kelly Price makes an awesome showing. Name me one other artist who's gone so far by drawing penises with a straightedge! Just one other! Such prolific work, but when you're willing to draw anyone from Furry's Herm Haven with huge tits and is willing to suck your ego...

Tass · Prattler Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 178

FUCKING LOL..

Honestly, these guys know how to get to the shittest stuff QUICK, of course, in the furry fandum, that's not to hard...

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

Fullthrottle is just as bad as Micah's bathroom nightmare. Seriously, $400 for that shit? (no pun intended :P)

Those pictures make me wanna rip my eyes out haha. :P

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 166

Wow, and I thought I had seen it all already, but Dicknipples? I can't decide on whether I should laugh or be completely disgusted.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Wow, and I thought I had seen it all already, but Dicknipples? I can't decide on whether I should laugh or be completely disgusted.

You obviously haven't been using teh Internets long enough.

Let's see. Stuff by Kelly "Doug-Winger-with-less-talent-and-no-sense-of-humor" Price along with Doug Winger and Biohazard's art (Does his stuff count as "furry" art?), a comic about a pregnant dude by some guy I've never heard of, Kanada's stuff and even Jay Sisterfucker Naylor. Not nearly as complete as our collection of atrocities, but a good start. But why did they start with one of HollyAnn's pics? Not exactly what I'd call "worst furry art".

None of my shit is up there. I take that as a good sign.

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

Edit: Mica's bathroomplay nightmare has gotten rave reviews.

THAT picture again? Sheesh...I've drawn much better scat pics since then.:P

Erm...Mr. Juxtaposed used part of my drawing for his avatar...should I be annoyed or honored? ;P

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 183

THAT picture again? Sheesh...I've drawn much better scat pics since then.:P

yeah.. they found them :)

Erm...Mr. Juxtaposed used part of my drawing for his avatar...should I be annoyed or honored? ;P

Well, he didn't actually do it. Someone else bought him a "custom title" with that in it, since he commented on that character's facial expression haunting him. For $10 you can change another user's icon and custom title on that website.

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

Edit: Mica's bathroomplay nightmare has gotten rave reviews.

THAT picture again? Sheesh...I've drawn much better scat pics since then.:P

Erm...Mr. Juxtaposed used part of my drawing for his avatar...should I be annoyed or honored? ;P

Yea, I scrolled by your stuff on VCL a couple times.. lol. XD

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

Edit: Mica's bathroomplay nightmare has gotten rave reviews.

Again? Jesus, the goons rediscover that pic every two weeks and shit themselves all over again.

HEY GUYS LOOK WHAT I FOUND ITS THE GROSSEST THING EVER AND ITS TOTALLY NEVER BEEN POSTED HERE BEFORE!!!1!!!

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Wow, the shit they found is WAY worse than our last art thread. I nearly got sick...and having been exposed to Kurt Logan's stuff, that's not easy.

And Dick Nipples sounds like the worst porn star name ever.

Genghis · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 322

I saw a similar and more interesting thread on PoE a while back - interesting in that they decided to make it interesting by stipulating that the image in question, while being as monumentally retarded as possible, cannot be of a pronographic nature.

Shitting multibreasted dicknipples, yeah, finding atrocities like that is almost too easy. Finding the shit that's just as disturbing but for different reasons, not that's where the real talent is.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

Yo! Genghis!Great to see you again...I just wish it wasn't on this thread..(Jer)

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

We should try to find the most disturbing or just plain out bad furry art that isn't of pornographic.. that would be an interesting challenge. Let everyone only submit one pic or something. =/

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 658

We should try to find the most disturbing or just plain out bad furry art that isn't of pornographic.. that would be an interesting challenge. Let everyone only submit one pic or something. =/

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

We should try to find the most disturbing or just plain out bad furry art that isn't of pornographic.. that would be an interesting challenge. Let everyone only submit one pic or something. =/

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

This is WAY harder than just finding teh pr0n. I came up with this, but Mitch's is far, far more disturbing. This is just...odd. Sailor Yoshi versus Black Lint Man?

http://members.shaw.ca/yoshi6400/images/Prism.jpg

Edit- Hey! It's my 400th post! Yay for having no life!

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Uhhh... errr... Soobel's art is odd, to say the least. I mean, what is this? It almost transcends its furry lameness and comes out as surrealist art.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Wow, the shit they found is WAY worse than our last art thread. I nearly got sick...and having been exposed to Kurt Logan's stuff, that's not easy.

And Dick Nipples sounds like the worst porn star name ever.

There's actually a NASCAR driver in real life named Dick Trickle:)

We should try to find the most disturbing or just plain out bad furry art that isn't of pornographic.. that would be an interesting challenge. Let everyone only submit one pic or something. =/

Damn, I posted somethign on PoE once that fit the bill. I just wish it was still on VCL now:(

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

We should try to find the most disturbing or just plain out bad furry art that isn't of pornographic.. that would be an interesting challenge. Let everyone only submit one pic or something. =/

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Erf, that's creepy. If I get around to it, I will find some creepy pic off VCL... just wish it wasn't so slow - I'm freaking impatient. >.<

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

This one made me gag. :x NSFW!

I didn't know Micah was playing with that kind of equipment :(

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

This one made me gag. :x

I didn't know Micah was playing with that kind of equipment :(

Non Porn! This is for disturbing Non Porn! GAG! HORK!

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

This one made me gag. :x

I didn't know Micah was playing with that kind of equipment :(

Sometime's I fear for The New Meat's tender, fragile little body and what shocking new sexperiments she could be performing on him as we speak :P

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

http://kjorteo.net/gpictures/kjwhatnowc1.jpg

this is my entry.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

This one made me gag. :x

I didn't know Micah was playing with that kind of equipment :(

Non Porn! This is for disturbing Non Porn! GAG! HORK!

I'm sure she can justify this as an artistic tribute to motherhood or some shit :wink:

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

http://kjorteo.net/gpictures/kjwhatnowc1.jpg

this is my entry.

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 183

Sometime's I fear for The New Meat's tender, fragile little body and what shocking new sexperiments she could be performing on him as we speak :P

I'm sure they have a lot of fun. I sure as hell don't want to know about it, but I bet they enjoy themselves. :)

As for my entry, this is not "yiffy," just really weird. It's from the SA thread though, so I can't take credit.. I just thought I'd share since it made me laugh.

http://fapomatic.com/8/ungaaaah.jpg

Michael Hirtes · Needs to get out more Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 820

http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/a/src/1113364727303.png

You got your giantism in my scat fetish!

Well, you got your scat fetish in my giantism!

Two tastes that obviously would be mixed first and only by furries.

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

CRAAAAAAWLING INNNNNNN MY SKINNNNNNN

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

I kinda meant to post non-pornographic pics but oh well. XD

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

We should try to find the most disturbing or just plain out bad furry art that isn't of pornographic.. that would be an interesting challenge. Let everyone only submit one pic or something. =/

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

This is WAY harder than just finding teh pr0n. I came up with this, but Mitch's is far, far more disturbing. This is just...odd. Sailor Yoshi versus Black Lint Man?

http://members.shaw.ca/yoshi6400/images/Prism.jpg

Edit- Hey! It's my 400th post! Yay for having no life!

I've actually spoken to the person who made that picture on a relatively frequent basis. He's fucking nuts.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I played Yoshi's Island tonight, and I'm happy to report Yoshi was not rainbow coloured, nor was he wearing a Sailor Moon outfit. Thank goodness for reality. =)

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

This one made me gag. :x

I didn't know Micah was playing with that kind of equipment :(

Sometime's I fear for The New Meat's tender, fragile little body and what shocking new sexperiments she could be performing on him as we speak :P

Yes, I drew some oviposition pics - always good to expand one's horizons, no? ;P

No need to worry about the Meat - I, apparently unlike many other people who I've encountered online, know the difference between fantasy and reality. ;D

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

This one made me gag. :x

I didn't know Micah was playing with that kind of equipment :(

Non Porn! This is for disturbing Non Porn! GAG! HORK!

I'm sure she can justify this as an artistic tribute to motherhood or some shit :wink:

Afraid not...it was merely an exploration of a bizarre new fetish. ;)

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

What irony. I ran an image search for 'dignity', because Micah might want to see what it looks like.

And this gallery was on the second page. Another thread shot all to hell.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

What irony. I ran an image search for 'dignity', because Micah might want to see what it looks like.

And this gallery was on the second page. Another thread shot all to hell.

Dignity, thy name is equine transformation porno.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

I played Yoshi's Island tonight, and I'm happy to report Yoshi was not rainbow coloured, nor was he wearing a Sailor Moon outfit. Thank goodness for reality. =)

Actually, he's from a semi-furry community of people who roleplay as Yoshis. They have a whole "yoshi mythology" thing with gods and shit made up around it. It doesn't make a lot of sense, really. I found out about it while looking for Sonic the Hedgehog fanart like 5 years ago. :(

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

Actually, he's from a semi-furry community of people who roleplay as Yoshis. They have a whole "yoshi mythology" thing with gods and shit made up around it. It doesn't make a lot of sense, really. I found out about it while looking for Sonic the Hedgehog fanart like 5 years ago. :(

Jesus, that's almost as bad as furry.

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 183

And this gallery was on the second page. Another thread shot all to hell.

holy shit you win. The image on the front page shocked me into closing the browser, accidentally closing a bunch of open firefox tabs at the same time.

Actually, he's from a semi-furry community of people who roleplay as Yoshis.

:!: :!: :!: christ I feel so much better about myself now.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

Yeah, i know. :(

Griphonix · Prattler Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 165

What irony. I ran an image search for 'dignity', because Micah might want to see what it looks like.

And this gallery was on the second page. Another thread shot all to hell.

Which leads us to this. Animorphs was a childhood memory, now it's in the "furs ruined it" box along with the rest. :cry:

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

What irony. I ran an image search for 'dignity', because Micah might want to see what it looks like.

Hey, Railfoxen! I have a musical message for you: Fuck you! Haha! :)

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

I'm not sure what this is supposed to mean so don't ask me okay? :(

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I dunno...a robot with a cigar and AOL disk eyes is pretty awesome...

And the thing about "Yoshi Gods" just scares me. What's worst is you never know if this crap is going on right next door. It's bad enough I know that creepy plushie guy lives in my city.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

The Yoshi thing is actually almost scarily non-pornographic, which puts them about a hundred notches above the furries. It seems to be made up almost entirely of 13 year old girls.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

What irony. I ran an image search for 'dignity', because Micah might want to see what it looks like.

And this gallery was on the second page. Another thread shot all to hell.

Which leads us to this. Animorphs was a childhood memory, now it's in the "furs ruined it" box along with the rest. :cry:

All of this talk of equines and taurs and whatnot brought this to my mind.

Hum.

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

I dunno...a robot with a cigar and AOL disk eyes is pretty awesome...

the one on the right is me ;)

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I dunno...a robot with a cigar and AOL disk eyes is pretty awesome...

the one on the right is me ;)

LOL That makes him even cooler. =D

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

http://img102.echo.cx/img102/2825/thecon0292kq.jpg

I'm not sure what this is supposed to mean so don't ask me okay? :(

I am the convention robot
I terminate the stupid fangirls
We are here to protect you
We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of real life

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

All of this talk of equines and taurs and whatnot brought this to my mind.

That site contains possibly the most stupid photo manips I've ever seen. The lameness... the lameness!

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

All of this talk of equines and taurs and whatnot brought this to my mind.

That site contains possibly the most stupid photo manips I've ever seen. The lameness... the lameness!

Holy crap...those photo manips disturb me...and I'm virtually impossible to disturb. O.o

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

Ok, here's my NSFW addition to this thread.

Barf!