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Sehvekah
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Posted: 5/23/2005 5:17:47 AM     Post subject: So...  

Some "Mundanes" who happened to be rather dissatasfied with inflate-a-dates get together and create the RealDoll. Of course, being the wretched creatures they are, unable to appreciate those highest ideals of mastrubating furiously while playing StarFox: Assault, they end up creating a high-quality product that serves to finance a rather sucessful business.

So what's a furry going to do by way of compitition? Well you know if it's gonna happen, it'll show up on FurBid. And look, it just did!
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Mitch
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Posted: 5/23/2005 7:23:37 AM     Post subject: Re: So...  

Some "Mundanes" who happened to be rather dissatasfied with inflate-a-dates get together and create the RealDoll. Of course, being the wretched creatures they are, unable to appreciate those highest ideals of mastrubating furiously while playing StarFox: Assault, they end up creating a high-quality product that serves to finance a rather sucessful business.

So what's a furry going to do by way of compitition? Well you know if it's gonna happen, it'll show up on FurBid. And look, it just did!

This is nothing new :)
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Bloodied
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Posted: 5/23/2005 2:40:04 PM     Post subject:  

Dear God, someone shoot me now! :x
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Paul
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Posted: 5/23/2005 2:45:32 PM     Post subject: Re: So...  

This is nothing new :)

But is that one "yiffable"?


PS: this is creepy.
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Banrai
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Posted: 5/23/2005 2:53:55 PM     Post subject:  

is that a dick coming out of where it's navel should be?
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Stoneth
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Posted: 5/23/2005 2:56:33 PM     Post subject: Re: So...  

This is nothing new :)

But is that one "yiffable"?

Indeed. I recall that thing and seeing other photos of it during its construction so yes.
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Posted: 5/23/2005 3:35:24 PM     Post subject:  

is that a dick coming out of where it's navel should be?


I almost want to know if it's a herm. But, I still have respect for my eyes and like being able to see. Finding out with require the use of bleach afterwards.
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Rankin
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Posted: 5/23/2005 4:58:42 PM     Post subject:  

I almost want to know if it's a herm.


Here is hir naughty bits hidden. There is NO obvious print, no clue that there are <3> holes present, a pouch for the penis, a vagina and tail hole.
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AngryPuritan
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Posted: 5/23/2005 5:58:26 PM     Post subject:  

Are they're imaginations that bad? They can't masturbate to thinking of an anthro fox without the plushie from hell actually taking it?

Dear sweet fuck, the creators of those dolls need their own holes stitched up.
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creature
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Posted: 5/23/2005 6:06:29 PM     Post subject:  

I almost want to know if it's a herm.


Here is hir naughty bits hidden. There is NO obvious print, no clue that there are <3> holes present, a pouch for the penis, a vagina and tail hole.


I said ALMOST!
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Posted: 5/24/2005 3:11:44 AM     Post subject:  

The eyes on both of those things look very creepy.
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Griphonix
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Posted: 5/24/2005 6:31:17 AM     Post subject:  

It said the "naughty bits" were "interchangable". Are people making collections of these things?
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Posted: 5/24/2005 6:34:29 AM     Post subject:  

It said the "naughty bits" were "interchangable". Are people making collections of these things?


WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TO EVEN THINK OF THIS?

(I think) what they mean is that the recess is large enough to place different, uhm, toys into. Like, non-dog dicks. Different pocket pussies. That kind of thing.

...and I was hoping to sleep tonight. Cheeky Aussie Bastard.
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Posted: 5/24/2005 8:32:58 AM     Post subject:  

is that a dick coming out of where it's navel should be?


I almost want to know if it's a herm. But, I still have respect for my eyes and like being able to see. Finding out with require the use of bleach afterwards.


You know that thing has had terrible, horrible things inflicted upon it - regardless.
yick
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Posted: 5/24/2005 10:50:45 AM     Post subject:  

You know that thing has had terrible, horrible things inflicted upon it - regardless.
yick

Probably as a punishment for its creepiness. Uh. Eh. Forget me, I'm going to empty my eyesocks.
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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Posted: 5/24/2005 5:13:44 PM     Post subject:  

1. UGH

2. IT LOOKS LIKE A REAL LIFE SCARLET PI!

3. IS IT SKINABLE/WEARABLE??
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MonicaKitty
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Posted: 5/24/2005 6:30:43 PM     Post subject:  

For added bonus I will draw a colored image of your character on lettersize bristol board paper, colored with micron pen and prismacolor markers as a THANKS! To see examples of my art click the link below:

http://www.blaquetygriss.furtopia.org/Adult%20art.htm


What a pal! I'll bet he'll even throw in a free reach-around!
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FitALL
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Posted: 6/1/2005 12:05:48 AM     Post subject:  

yiffable plush is old news. There used to be a artist named Ferreton who had a site on Furnation. The site was called "The Hairy Harem" and featured human sized plush in sexual poses. All of them were "correct" so to speak as far as their parts went. The site got scapped back in 1999 and the reason why was never stated by Ferreton himself, which of course set the usual furry gossip forums into motion. I won't bother getting into the reasons I heard. Any ways, despite the site being taken down and Furnations attempts to bury any left over skeletons, here's some pics I knew about hidden away:
BJ
Fox Bondage
Tit Shot
Check them quick if you actually want to see them, I'm sure those furs out there who monitor CYD will find a way to get them removed.
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Posted: 6/1/2005 1:44:47 AM     Post subject: Re: So...  

Some "Mundanes" who happened to be rather dissatasfied with inflate-a-dates get together and create the RealDoll. Of course, being the wretched creatures they are, unable to appreciate those highest ideals of mastrubating furiously while playing StarFox: Assault, they end up creating a high-quality product that serves to finance a rather sucessful business.

So what's a furry going to do by way of compitition? Well you know if it's gonna happen, it'll show up on FurBid. And look, it just did!


Holy shit! Four hundred and seventy dollars for a God damn mass of cheap fabric made from Chinese prison labor for a person to fuck?

Isn't it cheaper just to use two sofa cushions and a printout from pureyiff?

Dear god I'm in the wrong business.
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Captain Cowgirl
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Posted: 6/1/2005 2:09:01 AM     Post subject:  

Ok, so the guy's drawings aren't too terrible, I mean...he's got a reasonable amount of talent...
But has he really got to use it on shit like this?
http://www.blaquetygriss.furtopia.org/badmeerkats.jpg
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Paul
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Posted: 6/1/2005 1:32:16 PM     Post subject:  

Ok, so the guy's drawings aren't too terrible, I mean...he's got a reasonable amount of talent...
But has he really got to use it on shit like this?

That's furry pornsters in a nutshell: a reasonable amount of talent used on shit.

BJ
Fox Bondage
Tit Shot

Those pics are both funny and spooky at the same time. Fursuit sex would be a good subject for a comedy-horror movie.
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MicahFennec
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Posted: 6/1/2005 4:19:07 PM     Post subject: Ahem...  

BlaqueTygriss, the artist/seamstress is a woman. I commissioned her for an 18-inch poseable plush/action figure of Micah about three-four years ago (no, *not* anatomically correct).
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Stoneth
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Posted: 6/1/2005 4:25:32 PM     Post subject: Re: Ahem...  

I commissioned her for an 18-inch poseable plush/action figure of Micah about three-four years ago (no, *not* anatomically correct).

*snaps fingers* Aw!
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Dr. Dos
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Posted: 6/1/2005 7:14:47 PM     Post subject:  

New Meat would've had a fit over that one.
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Captain Cowgirl
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Posted: 6/2/2005 12:41:19 AM     Post subject: Re: Ahem...  

BlaqueTygriss, the artist/seamstress is a woman. I commissioned her for an 18-inch poseable plush/action figure of Micah about three-four years ago (no, *not* anatomically correct).

Do you have any pics? I'd like to see...
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Posted: 6/2/2005 5:20:28 AM     Post subject:  

Just seeing this conversation make s me worry about you guys.

Second, why hasn't a phurrai just made a fursuit for a blow-up doll and got it over with? They like squeakies (inflatable furries) anyways, so this'd fit both fetishes quite nicely.

Double your pleasure, double your fun they always say.
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Posted: 6/2/2005 4:37:06 PM     Post subject:  

Just seeing this conversation make s me worry about you guys.

Second, why hasn't a phurrai just made a fursuit for a blow-up doll and got it over with? They like squeakies (inflatable furries) anyways, so this'd fit both fetishes quite nicely.

Double your pleasure, double your fun they always say.


I, for one, do not like squeakies. Talk about overgeneralization! ;P

Of course, I'm not exactly about to buy any sort of blow-up/life/sex doll, furry or nonfurry, anyway.
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Posted: 6/2/2005 4:37:43 PM     Post subject: Re: Ahem...  

BlaqueTygriss, the artist/seamstress is a woman. I commissioned her for an 18-inch poseable plush/action figure of Micah about three-four years ago (no, *not* anatomically correct).

Do you have any pics? I'd like to see...


I'll take some and post them when I go home tonight!
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Donotsue
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Posted: 6/2/2005 4:46:19 PM     Post subject:  

Put Blossom next to it. =)
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Posted: 6/3/2005 4:47:59 AM     Post subject:  

Just seeing this conversation make s me worry about you guys.

Second, why hasn't a phurrai just made a fursuit for a blow-up doll and got it over with? They like squeakies (inflatable furries) anyways, so this'd fit both fetishes quite nicely.

Double your pleasure, double your fun they always say.


I, for one, do not like squeakies. Talk about overgeneralization! ;P

Of course, I'm not exactly about to buy any sort of blow-up/life/sex doll, furry or nonfurry, anyway.


d'oh. Sorta used a wide paintbrush didn't I? Of course, I joke with my friends all the time about having an emergency inflatable friend for carpooling *wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more*.
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Posted: 6/3/2005 6:14:55 AM     Post subject:  

Just seeing this conversation make s me worry about you guys.

Second, why hasn't a phurrai just made a fursuit for a blow-up doll and got it over with? They like squeakies (inflatable furries) anyways, so this'd fit both fetishes quite nicely.

Double your pleasure, double your fun they always say.


I, for one, do not like squeakies. Talk about overgeneralization! ;P

Of course, I'm not exactly about to buy any sort of blow-up/life/sex doll, furry or nonfurry, anyway.


I love you, babe, but there's no need to point out exceptions to every blanket statement. Because, a, blanket statements are fun and, b, enough people know furries well enough that they already know that blanket statements always include exceptions.

You silly muckaluck, you!:)
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Posted: 6/3/2005 10:09:00 AM     Post subject:  

muckaluck

SERIOUSLY... what, the fuck.
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Posted: 6/3/2005 7:55:59 PM     Post subject:  

muckaluck

SERIOUSLY... what, the fuck.

Awww I think it's cute!
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MicahFennec
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Posted: 6/3/2005 11:19:38 PM     Post subject:  

What in bloody smeg is a muckaluck??

Have you been at the crack again, oh fiance of mine? ;)
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MicahFennec
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Posted: 6/3/2005 11:21:30 PM     Post subject:  

Just seeing this conversation make s me worry about you guys.

Second, why hasn't a phurrai just made a fursuit for a blow-up doll and got it over with? They like squeakies (inflatable furries) anyways, so this'd fit both fetishes quite nicely.

Double your pleasure, double your fun they always say.


I, for one, do not like squeakies. Talk about overgeneralization! ;P

Of course, I'm not exactly about to buy any sort of blow-up/life/sex doll, furry or nonfurry, anyway.


d'oh. Sorta used a wide paintbrush didn't I? Of course, I joke with my friends all the time about having an emergency inflatable friend for carpooling *wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more*.


Of course, if I *did* actually *have* enough money to get one of those incredibly realistic real-dolls, it wouldn't be furry, it would be modeled to look like...oh, never mind...XD
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Posted: 6/3/2005 11:28:27 PM     Post subject:  

i have a feeling it's one of those people who killed a certain radio star.
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Posted: 6/4/2005 12:59:12 AM     Post subject:  

i have a feeling it's one of those people who killed a certain radio star.

RIP, Notorius BIG.
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Posted: 6/4/2005 1:02:35 AM     Post subject:  

As promised...photos of my plush Micah figure as made by BlaqueTygriss...plus a (rather unimpressed, I'd say) Blossom. ;)



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Posted: 6/4/2005 1:18:36 AM     Post subject:  

Envyntyvve spaelynng BlaqueTygriss yusiss. And that's the ugliest dog I've ever seen.
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Stoneth
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Posted: 6/4/2005 1:23:53 AM     Post subject:  

Apparently Micah is the ring bearer too.

Shire... Fennec...
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Posted: 6/4/2005 1:57:27 AM     Post subject:  

Envyntyvve spaelynng BlaqueTygriss yusiss. And that's the ugliest dog I've ever seen.


Are you referring to Micah, or the opossum? ;P

Apparently Micah is the ring bearer too.

Shire... Fennec...


Yeah, I added that on myself, he didn't come with it. *smirk*
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Captain Cowgirl
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Posted: 6/4/2005 6:17:47 AM     Post subject:  

OH GOD GREATEST POSSUM EVER
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Sixtail
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Posted: 6/5/2005 2:46:14 PM     Post subject:  

I swear the women in the fandom make a killing off of the males.
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Posted: 6/5/2005 8:22:54 PM     Post subject:  

How is this different from anything outside the fandumb? :)
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