Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

Kuddlkat's Website

I don't even know WHERE to begin on this. This is probably the gayest furry website I have ever.. EVER seen. I seriously don't know where I could start. I guess well start on the 'furry' computer - it's 404 now but basically it was this computer that a cock sticking out of it. I don't have the pic but it's around there on the internet somewhere.

PC Section

T-NADS is weird one, completed in June 2001. I decided to go for the furry look... a male furry...

Then there's his fursuit:

And this, which I will link to out of respect of your eyes: Furry = no

The true horror lies in an entire AUTOBIOGRAPHY of his life up to whenever he decided to get even more lazy and not update the actual website:

WHY GOD?

All I can say is that this guy is friend with:

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

You know, I am just so sick of furries being unable to keep themselves to themselves. Who wants to read this guy's life story? Who wants to see pictures of him jerking off other guys? Who wants to read how his fucking minivan got smashed? Who wants to see a Sonic plushie and a Tails plushie fuck? I don't, and I'm guessing a lot of people don't want to either.

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

Because no matter how boring you are you can get a website and put up your daily shit. Witness LJ, blogosphere, etc., all places for idiots (like me) to post inane shit (like I do) about their shit on a stick lives (me again).

At least this guy just throws it all out there and doesn't try to hide things and fail miserably at it.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

You know, with a name like Kuddlkat, I expected him to be a babyfur. Nope, instead he's just a total furrie fag with SPHs on a creepy-looking zoot.

I'm sure his site would be more atrocious if it weren't for so many 404s.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Ah, memories! We had a thread about Kuddlkat last year. Too bad the links are dead, it was a riot.

SkunkDogFromSpace · Venter Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 222

"You know, with a name like Kuddlkat, I expected him to be a babyfur."

Strangely.. me too.. good heavens he was just "ordinary" furry fag with fetish to plushies.. nothing "too" sick.

WTF?

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

Awww man, I wanted to see the PC mods but sadly (or not so sadly...) none of the links seem to work.

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 658

Awww man, I wanted to see the PC mods but sadly (or not so sadly...) none of the links seem to work.

The Internet Archive comes to the rescue!

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

Awww man, I wanted to see the PC mods but sadly (or not so sadly...) none of the links seem to work.

The Internet Archive comes to the rescue!

God that's a great computer. I must remind myself to kill this man should I ever meet him.

0r0ch1 · Qualificator Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 24

T-NADs... OH I get it! because NADS = Testicles...*LMFAO~!!!!1111//*

what a CLEVER concept :D!!

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Awww man, I wanted to see the PC mods but sadly (or not so sadly...) none of the links seem to work.

The Internet Archive comes to the rescue!

My, now isn't that the most creative and not the least bit pathetic thing I've ever seen! Now if you excuse me, I'm going downstairs to the basement with this rope. Don't get concerned if you don't hear from me in a few hours ... or days.

Heroiini · Prattler Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 135

The Internet Archive comes to the rescue!

Oh, I remember that. It must get pretty HOT underneath all that fur. *groan* Now excuse me I think I'll go share the rope with Stoneth.

Edit: .... that came out all kinds of wrong.

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

Wow that's a seemingly positive reaction to a horrible situation, now please excuse me while I make an extremely cynical statement.

Really though, FUCKINBIJVNBIFGN.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

Awww man, I wanted to see the PC mods but sadly (or not so sadly...) none of the links seem to work.

The Internet Archive comes to the rescue!

COMPUTERS SHOULD NOT HAVE TO WEAR UNDERWEAR WHEN YOUR PARENTS COME AROUND.

Barry Scott · Prattler Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 152

Awww man, I wanted to see the PC mods but sadly (or not so sadly...) none of the links seem to work.

The Internet Archive comes to the rescue!

… That is hands down the single most fucking retard thing I've ever seen in my entire life! That's saying something seeing I've had the Internet for almost a decade now! I mean WHY?!?!

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Wow. Complete with foreskin and everything.
I love what it says on his homepage:

If you are some potential employer, please remember that this has absolutely nothing to do with how I work and shouldn't in any way reflect on my professional outlook. This is just something I've done for fun, and to let others know my personal interests, which I would obviously try to keep out of the office.

I MAY ATTATCH PENISES TO COMPUTERS BUT ILL MAKE A GOOD EMPLOYEE HONEST I WILL HIRE ME PLZ

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Wow. Complete with foreskin and everything.
I love what it says on his homepage:

If you are some potential employer, please remember that this has absolutely nothing to do with how I work and shouldn't in any way reflect on my professional outlook. This is just something I've done for fun, and to let others know my personal interests, which I would obviously try to keep out of the office.

I MAY ATTATCH PENISES TO COMPUTERS BUT ILL MAKE A GOOD EMPLOYEE HONEST I WILL HIRE ME PLZ

I just love how he only promises that hypothetical, potential employer to try to keep the furry dicks out of the office. :roll:

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

well if you don't expect him to bring it in on casual fridays that's your problem.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

well if you don't expect him to bring it in on casual fridays that's your problem.

That would be classic.

SkunkDogFromSpace · Venter Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 222

Waittaminit.. Computer with furry dick on it??

BWAHHAAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!

i think i just wet my pants from laughing..

Stahi · Qualificator Joined: 11 Dec 2004 Posts: 16

.. Wow. And I know this guy personally too.

Scary.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

http://www.kuddlkat.com/art.htm

Framed furry porn :cry:

And a coffee table!

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

I'm glad this man is proud to be gay, but there's a fine line between being proud and being too open about it. I draw the line at the coffee table. This goes for straights too.

21st Century Digital Boy · Venter Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 202

http://www.kuddlkat.com/art.htm

Framed furry porn :cry:

And a coffee table!

I'm going to go ahead and guess that his parents don't visit often.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

" I don't get company very often"

Really....can't imagine why.