Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

IceCat · Venter Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 244

NSFW!

http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Peppermint_Roo/Yiff/index01-by-date.html

Good news: only 2 pics...

Bad News: Really bad scupture of a submissive male dragon...

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

I noticed two things:

1. He has really bright red nipples.

2. He looks like he's wearing red nail polish.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

WTF GOD I HOPE THAT FALLS OFF A SHELF OR SOMETHING.

Zod God · Prattler Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 105

Its prolly left over polish from the artist's trips to bars.

The blue is prolly the last of his eye shadow. I'm surprised that it doesnt have hairs from his wig.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Oh my... you know, it looks like it's painted with Warhammer paints. If so, I'd have to cut off his fingers for such sacrilige.

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Those oversized hands, those droopy ears, those puppy-dog eyes... I just want to bludgeon it with its creator. I would so love to see how much he could auction it for. Such marketable talent.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

Those oversized hands, those droopy ears, those puppy-dog eyes... I just want to bludgeon it with its creator. I would so love to see how much he could auction it for. Such marketable talent.

Question: Why do so many furries draw gay porn? And don't tell me "its cuz ther ghey dood." If that's true, than 75% of the furry community likes teh buttsecks.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Question: Why do so many furries draw gay porn? And don't tell me "its cuz ther ghey dood." If that's true, than 75% of the furry community likes teh buttsecks.

Actually, only like 20% of all furries are gay-gay. The hyperbuttsechs industry is due to rampant bi-desperation and the fact that it's male dominated. So jailhouse love reigns supreme. ZenZhu had a post about this, I should seek it out.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

That's pretty good considering it was sculpted with play-doh then sealed with some sort of fixative before he busted out the crayola markers to color it.

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

I'd like to add to that the fact that most of these artsy-inclined kids have probably never seen actual female genetalia in real life. I mean, damn, just look at half the daily posts on VCL.

...Actually, don't. That will only lead to sadness.

Maybe Adobe could borrow Microsoft's paperclip guy for their next version of Photoshop and have him reccomend anatomy websites or something. Or at least actual porn.

"It looks like you're trying to draw a vagina. Would you like to Google Image Search to see what one really looks like?"

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

I wish his parents would see this.

"You dishonor family!"

Griphonix · Prattler Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 165

I wish his parents would see this.

"You dishonor family!"

I second that. For some reason, I remember someone saying "if you can't show it to your parents, then don't put in on the internet."
Wait, I remember. It was from yerf. Of course.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

I wish his parents would see this.

"You dishonor family!"

I second that. For some reason, I remember someone saying "if you can't show it to your parents, then don't put in on the internet."
Wait, I remember. It was from yerf. Of course.

Halleluiah!