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Beauty of Nature
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Posted: 6/22/2005 9:21:03 PM     Post subject: So called "cute porn"  

I thought VCL was against "cub art"?
Or are they ?
This also looks strangely strange.

Aparently,some think adding boobs to something..small...makes it all ok.
So some circumvented their policies.
Because with tiny boobs its not a baby anymore...
Not pedophile at all, yes ?

But,who else could that apeal to ,other than pedophiles ?">
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Posted: 6/22/2005 9:58:23 PM     Post subject:  

Considering the fact that Lune Cheetah posts art to Cub Central as well, any arguement that said art isn't cub art is kind of moot.

As far as Inuki goes, Inuki has always done "overly cute" anime-ish art but I don't know if it counts as cub art.
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Posted: 6/22/2005 10:49:00 PM     Post subject:  

theres a gray area between "normal" furry porn and the "your a sick fuck future child molester please shoot yourself in the face cub porn". It's known as chibi and i can't tell which one those pics are. So i'll just chalk it up to "sick fuck" to be safe.
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Posted: 6/22/2005 11:07:25 PM     Post subject:  

It's definatly cub art. It's just hidden under the veil of 'normal furry porn drawn cutely.'

Yeah, this dude is probably a pedo.
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Posted: 6/23/2005 9:58:02 AM     Post subject:  

theres a gray area between "normal" furry porn and the "your a sick fuck future child molester please shoot yourself in the face cub porn". It's known as chibi and i can't tell which one those pics are. So i'll just chalk it up to "sick fuck" to be safe.


Those pics already entered to the category of "graphic atrocities".
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Posted: 6/24/2005 5:10:12 AM     Post subject:  

http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Inuki/Something%20Yiffy/doggie_tamer.jpg
KAWAII! ^_^
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Posted: 6/24/2005 7:20:18 AM     Post subject:  

there was a huge to-do on sheezyart when inuki's account was suspended for posting child porn, and a whole army of dumbasses like nobuyuki and pomander took to the administrative forums to voice their complaints and argue with people about the artistic validity of drawn child porn. nobuyuki would do stuff like coach people who had pictures that were captioned as 'rape' deleted to reupload them as 'consensual rape-play' or call child porn 'chibi erotica' and otherwise dress everything up in euphemism to sidestep the rules. it was a mess. they didn't go away until sheezy banned porn of any kind.
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Posted: 6/24/2005 4:16:08 PM     Post subject:  

http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Inuki/Something%20Yiffy/doggie_tamer.jpg
KAWAII! ^_^

KAWAII NEKO NEKO NO DESU BAKA HENTAI!
^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^
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Posted: 6/25/2005 12:53:29 AM     Post subject:  

This has to be the bottom rung of furry depravity. It can't get any worse. :x
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Posted: 6/25/2005 12:58:03 AM     Post subject:  

This has to be the bottom rung of furry depravity. It can't get any worse. :x


No, bottom rung is acting out those fantasies by having gluttonous sex with small boys while dressed up AS a "cute babyfur".
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Posted: 6/25/2005 4:03:51 AM     Post subject:  

http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Inuki/Something%20Yiffy/doggie_tamer.jpg
KAWAII! ^_^

KAWAII NEKO NEKO NO DESU BAKA HENTAI!
^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^

YAOI BISHO BLAHHAHAA
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Posted: 6/25/2005 5:41:23 AM     Post subject:  

there was a huge to-do on sheezyart when inuki's account was suspended for posting child porn, and a whole army of dumbasses like nobuyuki and pomander took to the administrative forums to voice their complaints and argue with people about the artistic validity of drawn child porn. nobuyuki would do stuff like coach people who had pictures that were captioned as 'rape' deleted to reupload them as 'consensual rape-play' or call child porn 'chibi erotica' and otherwise dress everything up in euphemism to sidestep the rules. it was a mess. they didn't go away until sheezy banned porn of any kind.


So THAT'S why Sheezy Art de-pornified. Ah, mystery solved. Of course, it just goes to show that without internal regulators, even a site which is willing to give furries a chanc gets itself into deep shit.
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Posted: 6/25/2005 9:02:42 AM     Post subject:  



So THAT'S why Sheezy Art de-pornified. Ah, mystery solved. Of course, it just goes to show that without internal regulators, even a site which is willing to give furries a chanc gets itself into deep shit.


Um, no, actually Sheezy Art de-pornified because the server that originally hosted it either 1) didn't allow porn; 2) figured out that the guy(s) who registered the account, Channel Cat and Spencer, were too young (like 14 and 15 or something) to own a site that allows porn; or some combination of both. Basically the site creators got in trouble and had to cover their asses.
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Posted: 6/25/2005 10:14:15 AM     Post subject:  

i have it from reliable sources that neither of the above theories are correct, the ACTUAL reason sheezy cracked down on porn is pretty straightforward and simple. i am not at liberty to elaborate on the details but when sheezyart started as a highschool senior project of channelcat and spencer's there wasn't a great need for policing of content or users and they didn't put a great amount of effort into screening moderators before adding them to staff which is how you got screwballs like snowolf and grave on board but then sheezy mushroomed into this huge THING and a lot of what was HUGE about that thing was the porn content and that made the folks hosting sheezy a mite uncomfortable, so it was agreed by everyone involved in the upper echelons of administration that SOMETHING had to be done, and that something was to deporn the place.

in the process a large number of crazy people left, which, you know, hooray. there was a lot of activity on the site especially back in the fall and winter from a mysterious organization calling themselves COTI who took advantage of the changing atmosphere of the place and had such an influence as to have a special forum created for trolls (which has ironically been abandoned by coti and taken over by retarded dogfaced girls) and there have been reports of sheezy administrators sneaking into and out of the coti speakeasy after hours. all signs point to collusion.
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Posted: 6/25/2005 12:15:25 PM     Post subject:  

Also there's the ad problem. Most ad providers don't like selling shit on porn sites and the ones that do sell some really manky shit that would upset the non-perverts on Sheezy. There is a way to tailor make what ads are shown by scripts but it gets complicated fast and slows the site loading times right down (Keenspot anyone?)

Anyway, do you REALLY need a reason to get rid of this shit? Fuck diplomacy. I would have called them a bunch of creepy furry fucks and banned the shit out of them!
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Posted: 7/1/2005 3:44:51 AM     Post subject:  

wow... the art.
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Posted: 7/1/2005 9:11:55 PM     Post subject: Back on the subject,  

Hasn't Micah done a trade with inuki in the past? I think inuki still drew Micah's characters in the "Furry children with big hooters and cocks" Style.

Anyways, in all honesty I couldn't tell you what's going on in the heads of the people who draw the stuff. My best three guesses are....

"I LOVE NAKED MIDGETS"
"mmm children"
"I'm gonna make a killing offa the cub lovers."
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Posted: 7/2/2005 6:53:47 AM     Post subject: Re: Back on the subject,  

Hasn't Micah done a trade with inuki in the past? I think inuki still drew Micah's characters in the "Furry children with big hooters and cocks" Style.


No doubt. Micah is everywhere. I'm not sure if we're following her or she's predicting us.
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Posted: 7/2/2005 7:14:50 AM     Post subject: Re: Back on the subject,  

No doubt. Micah is everywhere.

Soon they'll be playing six degrees of Micah Fennec.
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Posted: 7/2/2005 9:39:21 AM     Post subject: Re: Back on the subject,  

Hasn't Micah done a trade with inuki in the past? I think inuki still drew Micah's characters in the "Furry children with big hooters and cocks" Style.


No doubt. Micah is everywhere. I'm not sure if we're following her or she's predicting us.


Hahahaha, and you'll never know! ;P

And yes, I did do a trade with Inuki -

My half (nws, duh) - http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/MicahFennec/adult/xxx/Kai%26Nagga.jpg

Inuki's half (nws, double-duh) - http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Inuki/Something%20Yiffy/Trevor_geoff.jpg

*big grin*
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Posted: 7/2/2005 11:41:52 AM     Post subject:  

Never afraid to get her fingers dirty and grabbing into even more shit.
Good old Micah. One day all that crap is going to bite you in the ass.
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Posted: 7/2/2005 12:21:33 PM     Post subject:  

Good old Micah.


I'm actually thrilled to see what Micah and the rest will be like when they're old. There was this strange old lady in geriatric department in hospital who always had the most awful stories.

"He was a good husband... but... but he was strange in that he always wanted to put something in my ass..." Ohhhhkay.

I'm expecting these things to get worse with next generations with piercings, tattoos and etc. Shit fetish and babyfurs are going to be a future job hazard for nurses I bet.
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Posted: 7/2/2005 2:40:01 PM     Post subject:  

Good old Micah.


I'm actually thrilled to see what Micah and the rest will be like when they're old. There was this strange old lady in geriatric department in hospital who always had the most awful stories.

"He was a good husband... but... but he was strange in that he always wanted to put something in my ass..." Ohhhhkay.

I'm expecting these things to get worse with next generations with piercings, tattoos and etc. Shit fetish and babyfurs are going to be a future job hazard for nurses I bet.


I just imagined a bunch of geritric baby furs carting around
their cons in wheelchairs wielding canes.
Atleast they have a good excuse for wearing diapers then.
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Posted: 7/3/2005 11:30:01 AM     Post subject:  

Never afraid to get her fingers dirty and grabbing into even more shit.
Good old Micah. One day all that crap is going to bite you in the ass.


What shit, what crap? There's none of that in either my drawing for Inuki or Inuki's drawing for me. Just plain ol' bondage...pretty vanilla if you ask me. ;P

And about stuff biting me in the ass? There's a reason why I go by "Micah" online. It's called a pseudonym.
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Posted: 7/3/2005 11:49:05 AM     Post subject:  

Though that's how the internet works, you try to hide your identity while amassing your shit, then one day someone such as Sibe trots up and unloads it all on your real identity. Sad, but sometimes true, take it how you will. :?
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Posted: 7/3/2005 11:55:58 AM     Post subject:  

Though that's how the internet works, you try to hide your identity while amassing your shit, then one day someone such as Sibe trots up and unloads it all on your real identity. Sad, but sometimes true, take it how you will. :?


Well, I'm not doing anything illegal, and the type of job I'll be looking for isn't exactly going to involve a heavy duty background check (and it's not art-related anyway)...and even if it did, I doubt anyone will care. "Oh noes, she draws furry porn, we can't hire her!" Nah, I don't see that happening. ;P
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Posted: 7/3/2005 1:47:15 PM     Post subject:  

If you think a pseudonym is a magical forcefield that makes you invisible then your funny. Your drawing style is like a fingerprint or a signature.
Gee.
It is not like anyone on the Internet could ever find out your real name,
where you live or your grandmas email adress.
There are even videos and photos of you online.
So much for no evidence who is behind the pseudonym.
It will all amass and one day someone will come along to torpedo you with it.
Would not be the first time that happend.
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Posted: 7/3/2005 2:32:02 PM     Post subject:  

Drawing weird shit does not yet constitute for a sex offender status and nobody outside animation industry cares, unless they're ultra-religious right wing fucker. The risks do not yet warrant for paranoia outside the closed off art circles. Dave probably could tell horror stories about how it got to him but for now let's back off shall we.
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Posted: 7/3/2005 3:14:47 PM     Post subject:  

"Atleast they have a good excuse for wearing diapers then."

Hilarious!

Old furries; "I use my fursuit more than back then, beacouse my human body have turned ugly now.. But i'm really a tiger-raven-dragon, so it doesn't really matter anyway"
D:

then those who're afraid to die create a cult, where they belive, that when they die they will become their damn skunkdogs/squirrels/whatever they are anyway.. or something like that < _ <
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Posted: 7/3/2005 3:15:24 PM     Post subject:  

OH! yeah!

And they belive, that death is a green rabbit called "Jack"
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Posted: 7/3/2005 3:46:56 PM     Post subject:  

OH! yeah!

And they belive, that death is a green rabbit called "Jack"


Haha! Somehow, I could see the personification of Death from the "Discworld" series doing something like that.

"Wait a second...is that you, Death?"
YES.
"Why are you dressed up like a giant green rabbit?"
I THOUGHT I'D TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
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Posted: 7/3/2005 6:56:33 PM     Post subject:  

And they belive, that death is a green rabbit called "Jack"

A little obsessive, maybe? Did Hopkins kill your mother? Why are you so damn fixated on that shit?

Anyway, Micah keeps a sense of humor about her perversions. She actually has some semblance of sanity, so insulting her about her artwork really isn't funny the tenth time around. She's solid. Micah's going to keep drawing freaking abysmal porn, this incessant bitching won't change that. Maybe EAF would welcome this kind of droning whine...

Hey, Micah! Discerning consumers want to know, what's next in the pipeline? Working on any new awesome trades? Any plans with the macrohermtaur crowd?
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Posted: 7/3/2005 8:12:48 PM     Post subject:  

9_9 calm down kid.
Nobody is going to harm your precious micah or hopkins.

Can we get back to intriguing thought of aging furries ?
I wonder if they ever get a reality check or a midlife crisis.
Since I have no insight into the mind of this people its hard to predict
if they are even capable of reflecting their situation.
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Posted: 7/3/2005 8:36:11 PM     Post subject:  

If you think a pseudonym is a magical forcefield that makes you invisible then your funny. Your drawing style is like a fingerprint or a signature.

Which doesn't matter:

the type of job I'll be looking for isn't exactly going to involve a heavy duty background check (and it's not art-related anyway)
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Posted: 7/3/2005 9:37:51 PM     Post subject:  

Does not matter...
to her grandma, uncle or father.
I seen a friend of mine purging all her galleries because someone pointed
her uncle to her galleries and that someone made sure her uncle got enough
evidence to understand who is behind the pseudonym.
Think it was her ex.
And her stuff was still relatively vanilla.

That is why I said that.
This in no relation to any industry.
Shit happens and furry porn will always come around to bite people in the ass.
But, woohoo, sorry for sharing that ultimate wisdom.
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Posted: 7/3/2005 10:05:25 PM     Post subject:  

ATTN COMPUTOLIO: PLEASE BAN EVERYONE
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Posted: 7/3/2005 10:08:45 PM     Post subject:  

Oooooo, very embarrassing. Still, hardly life destroying unless you're still so young that everything feels like the end. Mothers all around the world find gig of porn on your computer, gay porn magazine or you jerking it just when you jizz it up. Tears of all the dissapointed mothers make the world go around. =)
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Posted: 7/4/2005 4:47:20 AM     Post subject:  

Does not matter...
to her grandma, uncle or father.


Been there, done that. You see...my family doesn't really care *what* I draw, because they're openminded, and realize that just because I draw something doesn't mean I do it in real life.

*I* was quite embarrassed when my parents told me that they'd found my dirty furry art online, but they thought it was hilarious. They don't exactly want to *look* at my furry porn, but they're fine with me drawing it, and actually think it's neat that I make money that way.
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Posted: 7/4/2005 7:28:38 AM     Post subject:  

Does not matter...
to her grandma, uncle or father.


Been there, done that. You see...my family doesn't really care *what* I draw, because they're openminded, and realize that just because I draw something doesn't mean I do it in real life.

*I* was quite embarrassed when my parents told me that they'd found my dirty furry art online, but they thought it was hilarious. They don't exactly want to *look* at my furry porn, but they're fine with me drawing it, and actually think it's neat that I make money that way.


I don't own anythign that incredibly embarrasing (other than maybe the skunkworks collection which would probably just freak a lot of people out if they happened to turn to the wrong page) .. but I remember my dad telling me one time I should sell my comic books on Ebay, he was shocked to learn I was still buying them. "I know these are... uhhh... special editions or whatever.. but maybe you should consider getting rid of them on ebay..?"

I think I might have to actually leave a few issues of Genus that i have out in the open somewhere, sometime. strictly for the drama. I think by far the most embarassing thing I own is an issue of genus, whichever #, proudly displaying on the cover - "Extra Large lesbian Unicorn Issue!!"


lol
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Posted: 7/4/2005 10:49:00 AM     Post subject:  

After reading this thread i am even more glad i finally scrapped my vcl account.
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Posted: 7/4/2005 11:11:03 AM     Post subject:  

Well, I'm not doing anything illegal, and the type of job I'll be looking for isn't exactly going to involve a heavy duty background check (and it's not art-related anyway)...and even if it did, I doubt anyone will care. "Oh noes, she draws furry porn, we can't hire her!" Nah, I don't see that happening. ;P

That quote + family being cool with it = Porn away! :D
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Posted: 7/4/2005 3:30:47 PM     Post subject:  

After reading this thread i am even more glad i finally scrapped my vcl account.

Heh, I used to have a VCL account and removed it .
Not because of what it contained but where it was located.
That was back in the days when I thought "furry" was an innocent thing
and its participants are in general acceptable.
Didn't even bother to think about what it is.
After getting a few odd requests and emails I quickly learned a few
things and changed my mind about posting in that archive.
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Posted: 7/4/2005 7:24:30 PM     Post subject: Re: Back on the subject,  

Hasn't Micah done a trade with inuki in the past? I think inuki still drew Micah's characters in the "Furry children with big hooters and cocks" Style.


No doubt. Micah is everywhere. I'm not sure if we're following her or she's predicting us.


Micah is furry God. Not even "goddess", with the feminine -and therefore somehow weaker- connotations of the word, but an outright G-O-D.
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Posted: 7/4/2005 8:09:46 PM     Post subject:  

ATTN COMPUTOLIO: PLEASE BAN EVERYONE


i asked mitch and he said no
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Posted: 7/5/2005 3:43:49 AM     Post subject:  

Well ban him first!
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Posted: 7/5/2005 6:02:06 AM     Post subject:  

Does not matter...
to her grandma, uncle or father.


Been there, done that. You see...my family doesn't really care *what* I draw, because they're openminded, and realize that just because I draw something doesn't mean I do it in real life.

*I* was quite embarrassed when my parents told me that they'd found my dirty furry art online, but they thought it was hilarious. They don't exactly want to *look* at my furry porn, but they're fine with me drawing it, and actually think it's neat that I make money that way.


I don't own anythign that incredibly embarrasing (other than maybe the skunkworks collection which would probably just freak a lot of people out if they happened to turn to the wrong page) .. but I remember my dad telling me one time I should sell my comic books on Ebay, he was shocked to learn I was still buying them. "I know these are... uhhh... special editions or whatever.. but maybe you should consider getting rid of them on ebay..?"

I think I might have to actually leave a few issues of Genus that i have out in the open somewhere, sometime. strictly for the drama. I think by far the most embarassing thing I own is an issue of genus, whichever #, proudly displaying on the cover - "Extra Large lesbian Unicorn Issue!!"


lol


Folks, I can vouch for this, I too have seen his "Little Bookshop of Horrors". When I stepped through his door's threshold, I felt an immediate disturbance in the force, something dark. I should have trusted my instincts.

There were a few comics where the pages stuck together too! :shock:
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Posted: 7/6/2005 2:29:07 AM     Post subject:  

Does not matter...
to her grandma, uncle or father.


Been there, done that. You see...my family doesn't really care *what* I draw, because they're openminded, and realize that just because I draw something doesn't mean I do it in real life.

*I* was quite embarrassed when my parents told me that they'd found my dirty furry art online, but they thought it was hilarious. They don't exactly want to *look* at my furry porn, but they're fine with me drawing it, and actually think it's neat that I make money that way.


I don't own anythign that incredibly embarrasing (other than maybe the skunkworks collection which would probably just freak a lot of people out if they happened to turn to the wrong page) .. but I remember my dad telling me one time I should sell my comic books on Ebay, he was shocked to learn I was still buying them. "I know these are... uhhh... special editions or whatever.. but maybe you should consider getting rid of them on ebay..?"

I think I might have to actually leave a few issues of Genus that i have out in the open somewhere, sometime. strictly for the drama. I think by far the most embarassing thing I own is an issue of genus, whichever #, proudly displaying on the cover - "Extra Large lesbian Unicorn Issue!!"


lol


Folks, I can vouch for this, I too have seen his "Little Bookshop of Horrors". When I stepped through his door's threshold, I felt an immediate disturbance in the force, something dark. I should have trusted my instincts.

There were a few comics where the pages stuck together too! :shock:

:shock: :shock: :shock:
What kind of comics?
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Posted: 7/7/2005 4:24:03 AM     Post subject:  

Folks, I can vouch for this, I too have seen his "Little Bookshop of Horrors". When I stepped through his door's threshold, I felt an immediate disturbance in the force, something dark. I should have trusted my instincts.

There were a few comics where the pages stuck together too! :shock:


Yeah, probably from you reading them while I was at work or something..

See, what you don't know is that - in true geek fashion, I typically buy these things and immediatly put them in their mylar bags with boards without ever getting around to actually reading them. Thus you have incriminated yourself, I rest my case. Pervert!
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Posted: 7/7/2005 1:02:32 PM     Post subject:  

Mylar bags? I really do not think the "lesbian unicorn" issue of Genus is going to be the next Superman #1. I expect the future to be fucked up, but not that fucked up.
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Posted: 7/8/2005 3:23:54 AM     Post subject:  

Mylar bags? I really do not think the "lesbian unicorn" issue of Genus is going to be the next Superman #1. I expect the future to be fucked up, but not that fucked up.


Well, neither do I, but everything I buy, comic-wise, goes into those bags. Altho it could also be said, a lot of furry comics actually do become ridiculously rare. Im pretty sure everything Genus before issue #17 is next to impossible to find. Same goes for a lot of early Furrloughs - tho I did manage to aquire two each of issues 1-7 just by coincidence.

Same goes for certain Albedo Issues (obviously 1, 2 and to a lesser degree 3, volume 1s... 2 being the most ridiculous since its the first ever appearance of Usagi Yojimbo)

So on rarity alone, yes they would become valuble. Something being both rare and obscure or quirky is what most of my interest comes from I suppose.

In fact these items are about the only things that would send me into the depths of a furry con. Like Indiana jones, or something out of the Ninth Gate. Tho once I got a lot of what I wanted as far as collecting most of Mike Kazaleh's stuff (namely his 5 pinup mini-portfolios) I majorly lost interest :) Theres only very a few 'holy grails' left for me. Im sure I have very little compared to a lot of the remaining comic-book oriented furries out there. (I also have 3 complete sets of Captain Jack. See? If a comic isn't still running, that doesn't mean I can't keep buying it !) I highly doubt I will or would even care to catch up with say, Doodles. Forget about Fred Patten's collection - that was just recently donated to some university out in California

(yes, there is apperently now a university out in California that has a fairly comprehensive library of furry works) Rowrbrazzles'
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Posted: 7/9/2005 1:51:00 PM     Post subject:  

What kind of comics?




Now, don't get all hot and bothered. The content of these is consistently terrible with very few gems, like all furry publications. It's pure fappage material. Donny did some genus too, you can see some comics at his site. Genus male with Daria McGrain did surprise me tough... uh, nevermind.

I don't know what your talking about.
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Posted: 7/9/2005 3:31:02 PM     Post subject:  

Genus is filled with more Silicone than an army of Pam andersons... but in most cases less sexy and surprisngly more trampy.
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Posted: 7/9/2005 4:27:54 PM     Post subject:  

"I can't draw, and I've been told I have horrible taste in women..."

"It's okay, we'll put you on the cover!"
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Posted: 7/9/2005 7:48:34 PM     Post subject:  


Oh my God, they reprinted it. :lol:
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Posted: 7/9/2005 8:25:42 PM     Post subject:  

AHHHHH MY EYES! :shock:
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Posted: 7/9/2005 8:51:39 PM     Post subject:  

AHHHHH MY EYES! :shock:


What is horror is the skunkworks ones mouse mentions. Distended anuses, ahoy. Think of the most nasty porn you've seen with a milf twist and there you go. You can eat your lunch.. twice.
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Posted: 7/9/2005 9:06:50 PM     Post subject:  

What is horror is the skunkworks ones mouse mentions. Distended anuses, ahoy. Think of the most nasty porn you've seen with a milf twist and there you go. You can eat your lunch.. twice.

Skunkworks, horror indeed. It isn't porn, it's gynecology. With enough spooge to put even TDK to shame.
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Posted: 7/10/2005 2:35:58 AM     Post subject:  

ATTN COMPUTOLIO: PLEASE BAN EVERYONE


i asked mitch and he said no


(FROWNY FACE)
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Posted: 7/10/2005 2:41:00 AM     Post subject:  

:shock: :shock: :shock:

I'm going to need laser eye surgery after looking at... all of that.

Although, I'm sure that would've been a lot funnier if I got in on the conversation a little earlier.
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Posted: 7/11/2005 12:09:08 AM     Post subject:  

really people

Those of you who have gone on adventures through the badly-drawn world of furry porn need to make your descriptions a hell of a lot funnier. It's not like that's hard to do, you know.
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Posted: 7/11/2005 5:43:48 PM     Post subject:  

really people

Those of you who have gone on adventures through the badly-drawn world of furry porn need to make your descriptions a hell of a lot funnier. It's not like that's hard to do, you know.


Compy is absolutely right.

C'mon, folks, let's all work together to make these forums worth reading!
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Posted: 7/13/2005 3:03:39 AM     Post subject:  

I do think it's sort of difficult to post witty one liners, with the vision of a hambeast atrocity moving at 1 mile per hour throughout your mind. No amount of pictures of kittens and well manicured grasslands can help with that.

It's the sort of thing that lingers in your head for years.
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