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IceCat
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Posted: 8/2/2005 5:57:20 PM     Post subject: The Porn Star Bears  

Wait till the furries see this!
NSFW
Found A linkd for that at The Cruel Site of the Day webpage
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baserock love
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Posted: 8/2/2005 7:47:26 PM     Post subject:  

Wow, it's like three furry fetishes rolled into one! We got furry, pedo, and plushy. The guy that created these is a genius(assuming he's not a fur). I could see one of these on every furry perv's nightstand within 6 months.
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Captain Cowgirl
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Posted: 8/2/2005 7:56:23 PM     Post subject:  

This reminds me of my hick friend's mother. She collects Precious moments figures and has literally HUNDREDS all in shelves in her 'Precious Moments room'.
I arranged two of them once so one was giving the other oral sex.
I was never allowed to visit their house again.
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baserock love
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Posted: 8/2/2005 8:22:19 PM     Post subject:  

This reminds me of my hick friend's mother. She collects Precious moments figures and has literally HUNDREDS all in shelves in her 'Precious Moments room'.
I arranged two of them once so one was giving the other oral sex.
I was never allowed to visit their house again.


That's messed up, if anything qualifies as a precious moment in my book, that's it. I got a similar punishment for messing with my moms friends magnetic poetry.

I'm just glad theres nothing full frontal with the pornstar bears, this could be a lot worse. If these don't sell AT ALL, i wonder what he'll do with his overstock? Donate it to goodwill? :lol:

"Yeah i got sixteen boxes of toys i'd like to donate, can you do a pickup? No i'd rather you didn't open the box here, but there in mint condition."
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Paul
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Posted: 8/2/2005 9:12:32 PM     Post subject: Re: The Porn Star Bears  

Wait till the furries see this!

:lol: That's great!

BTW I don't think the furries will like this much - it's clearly a pisstake, and furries like their wank material to be serious business.
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Captain Cowgirl
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Posted: 8/2/2005 11:17:01 PM     Post subject:  

http://www.pornstarbears.com/en/dressup-bear.php
That makes the whole site worthwhile (As if it wasn't already)
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Foxid
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Posted: 8/3/2005 12:16:58 AM     Post subject: Re: The Porn Star Bears  


BTW I don't think the furries will like this much - it's clearly a pisstake, and furries like their wank material to be serious business.


INTERNET PORN: SERIOUS F'KING BUSINESS
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IceCat
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Posted: 8/3/2005 1:32:12 AM     Post subject:  

This reminds me of my hick friend's mother. She collects Precious moments figures and has literally HUNDREDS all in shelves in her 'Precious Moments room'.
I arranged two of them once so one was giving the other oral sex.
I was never allowed to visit their house again.


Oh just give me 30 minuts alone in a room like that, with a baseball bat.
And the happy sounds of shattering ceramics, and glass will fill the air!
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RailFoxen
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Posted: 8/3/2005 3:12:03 AM     Post subject:  

Looks a little like this.

I'm know someone's going to get their rocks off on it.
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Tass
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Posted: 8/3/2005 3:13:28 AM     Post subject:  

Looks a little like this.

I'm know someone's going to get their rocks off on it.

Someone gets off on EVERYTHING..
HELL! I bet someones getting all steamy to a pencil sharpner right now..
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AlbinoHagfish
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Posted: 8/3/2005 3:59:08 AM     Post subject:  

HELL! I bet someones getting all steamy to a pencil sharpner right now..


More than likely, fantascising about having a penis tiny enough to stick in it.
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Captain Cowgirl
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Posted: 8/3/2005 4:18:12 AM     Post subject:  

HELL! I bet someones getting all steamy to a pencil sharpner right now..


More than likely, fantascising about having a penis tiny enough to stick in it.

Are you implying he's a micro? :O :O :O
Haha if he sharpens his penis we can poke him with it :D
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Captain Cowgirl
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Posted: 8/3/2005 4:30:33 AM     Post subject:  

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! http://badtastebears.com
I particularly like this one:
http://usa.badtastebears.com/v5/gallery/index.php?cid=1&gid=66
"Withdrawn for legal reasons."
Excellent.
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Troggler
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Posted: 8/3/2005 4:33:51 AM     Post subject:  

I... don't get it.

No seriously, I don't understand the purpose of these demented figurines. There seems to be no reason to purchase them whatsoever. unless they're like the most retarded series of beanie babies ever.
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Computolio
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Posted: 8/3/2005 6:32:35 AM     Post subject:  

BUT DUDE

THEY ARE LIKE CALVIN PEEING STICKERS

AND TRUCK BALLZ


THEY ARE TOTALLY RUDE AND EDGY AND DEFINITELY NOT OVERPLAYED
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Tass
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Posted: 8/3/2005 6:35:49 AM     Post subject:  

BUT DUDE

THEY ARE LIKE CALVIN PEEING STICKERS

AND TRUCK BALLZ


THEY ARE TOTALLY RUDE AND EDGY AND DEFINITELY NOT OVERPLAYED

LAWL.
EDGY, OVERPLAYED.


EXTREEEEEEEEEEME
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Captain Cowgirl
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Posted: 8/3/2005 6:41:41 AM     Post subject:  

BUT DUDE

THEY ARE LIKE CALVIN PEEING STICKERS

AND TRUCK BALLZ


THEY ARE TOTALLY RUDE AND EDGY AND DEFINITELY NOT OVERPLAYED

LAWL.
EDGY, OVERPLAYED.


EXTREEEEEEEEEEME

TO THA MAX
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Troggler
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Posted: 8/3/2005 6:54:39 AM     Post subject:  

OMG

I TOTALLY SEE THE LIGHT NOW, I'M GONNA BUY LIKE 20 OF THOSE THINGS CUZ IM KEWL ^__^

ROFLROFLROFLROFFLECOPTER
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SkunkDogFromSpace
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Posted: 8/3/2005 4:51:38 PM     Post subject:  

:shock:

Someone with carebear fetish..
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