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Posted: 8/4/2005 11:20:56 AM     Post subject: Fine erotic literature  

http://www.cloudchasershaconage.furtopia.org/one_hot_summers_day.doc

NSFW at all.

Also, from the site's owner:

'Iím the type of Furry lifestyler that has a "deep emotional attachment" to a certain animal. My religious beliefs won't permit anything more than that. I am a born again Christian and Jesus Christ is my Lord & Saviour. In my case, that certain animal would be all Wolves in general, especially Red Wolves '

God bless you, then...
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Posted: 8/4/2005 11:29:03 AM     Post subject:  

Why aren't furries ever 'spirit linked' to, say, a wallaby? Or a gnat? Or a deep-sea grouper?
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Posted: 8/4/2005 11:58:58 AM     Post subject:  

I would've said ' they never choose a maggot' but I'm still shocked from a post of some weeks ago.

I can understand many things, but when a Born Again Christian furry describes
His ideal girlfriend like this I realize there's something wrong. That's No Fair Play, Sir, nonono...
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Posted: 8/4/2005 12:30:21 PM     Post subject: Re: Fine erotic literature  

http://www.cloudchasershaconage.furtopia.org/one_hot_summers_day.doc

NSFW at all.

Also, from the site's owner:

'I’m the type of Furry lifestyler that has a "deep emotional attachment" to a certain animal. My religious beliefs won't permit anything more than that. I am a born again Christian and Jesus Christ is my Lord & Saviour. In my case, that certain animal would be all Wolves in general, especially Red Wolves '

God bless you, then...

Wait up, is this the same Cloudchaser who appears in these pix (NWS)???
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Posted: 8/4/2005 12:47:41 PM     Post subject:  

Why aren't furries ever 'spirit linked' to, say, a wallaby? Or a gnat? Or a deep-sea grouper?


Because those ain't have no Knoted Penis !
The animal penis is very important for the spiritual link to a Hyoooman.
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Posted: 8/4/2005 1:03:39 PM     Post subject:  

I think I saw someone mention that their 'fursona' (which isn't necessarily as good as a 'spirit-link' but hey, beggers can't be choosers) was a penguin. I thought that was a nice change of pace. Not your typical 'sillouetted-against-the-moon' noble animal.
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Posted: 8/4/2005 1:12:03 PM     Post subject:  

I would've said ' they never choose a maggot' but I'm still shocked from a post of some weeks ago.

I can understand many things, but when a Born Again Christian furry describes
His ideal girlfriend like this I realize there's something wrong. That's No Fair Play, Sir, nonono...


Oh my godfrey herding thy holey cows on the spiritual planes of heaven...


DISCLAIMER! IMPORTANT!
For legal reasons, I must state that the first six paragraphs are not in any way intended to be some sort of
underage sex story, they are *only* intended to tell of what happened early on in the history of Vixina's sex life.

12 year olds have sex lifes now ? Only if a hairy 40 year old pedophile is involved...


Having grown up on a farm, Vixina learned at a young age what mating is from watching the farm animals. When she
was 12, like many other young girls, she discovered how good pawing off feels and was soon doing so several times a
day. She found herself imagining watching farm animals mate while she pawed off then was imagining herself in place
of the female animal.

Eventually, she wanted to try penetration for herself and decided to try a dog since she especially liked to fantasize
about mating and knotting with them when she pawed off. When she got the chance to where she wouldn't be disturbed
(or caught), she got a dog known for trying to mount the female dogs even when they were not in season, led him to a
stall in the barn, stripped, then got on her forepaws and knees with her tail raised.

From there on I am left speechless.
He takes an underage character and makes it do things that
would make an old hardcore pornstar shrudder.
He is making her the tool of his sexual fantasy.
If that is NOT pedophile then I do not know what is.
Why isn't she discovering her inner Schweinehund at like... 17 ?
So blatant and sickening.
I grew up in the country and when I was 12 I was more interested in
Legos, TV cartoons and playing with other kids.
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Posted: 8/4/2005 3:27:57 PM     Post subject: Re: Fine erotic literature  


Wait up, is this the same Cloudchaser who appears in these pix (NWS)???


Yes.

Costing $1,000 and including a moving jaw and two fans in the head (fursuits can and do get hot), this is my first fursuit :-)

fans inside your fursuit are really important, when you mate with synthetic teddy bears.
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Posted: 8/4/2005 5:52:45 PM     Post subject:  

You know, most authors don't NEED a "OMG IM NOT A PEDOPHILE" disclaimer because the things they typically write aren't, at their core, pedophilic.
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Posted: 8/4/2005 5:55:52 PM     Post subject:  

Why aren't furries ever 'spirit linked' to, say, a wallaby? Or a gnat? Or a deep-sea grouper?


i share a close relationship with the slime funguses:
http://www.mycocondroz.be/champignons/myxo/myxo_unknown.jpg
Isn't it sexy...

The myxomycete's (slime fungi) have 517 different genders(sexes) and no scientist knows if they're animal, plant or fungus.
They're born as a moving, animal-like organism, then they mate and they turn to look like a plant/fungus and spread the spores like fungi.
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

Okay.. seriously.. back to the topic..

That guy probably feels SO ORIGINAL for choosing red wolf instead of normal lame wolf :P
If someone else takes red wolf too, he prolly goes all like: "OMGWFTBBQ YOU STOLE MY SPIRIT ANIMAL U.. COPYCAT!!!1"
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Posted: 8/4/2005 6:14:08 PM     Post subject:  

i share a close relationship with the slime funguses:
http://www.mycocondroz.be/champignons/myxo/myxo_unknown.jpg
Isn't it sexy...

The myxomycete's (slime fungi) have 517 different genders(sexes) and no scientist knows if they're animal, plant or fungus.
They're born as a moving, animal-like organism, then they mate and they turn to look like a plant/fungus and spread the spores like fungi.
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*


Dude, I've been obsessed with those things from early childhood. I mean...they EAT. How? They confuse me, creep me out, and I think they're awesome.
Anyway, I had no idea that fundamentalist Christianity included shorts-for-no-reason fursuits and sex stories beginning with the deflowering via dog of a 12-year-old.
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Posted: 8/4/2005 6:32:14 PM     Post subject:  

One thing that strikes me, though is that people really have the energy to read these. Looking at a picture is brief, only seconds worth, but this consumes time - why the effort?
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Posted: 8/4/2005 6:58:46 PM     Post subject:  

One thing that strikes me, though is that people really have the energy to read these. Looking at a picture is brief, only seconds worth, but this consumes time - why the effort?


I read eight or so paragraphs and gave up. It depends on how good the story is, and I read rediculously fast anyway. Good, of course, meaning entertaining. It doesn't take time for me, granted longer than examining an image but still. This is more or less generic, his Christianity is what amuses me. One of my friends is a strict born-again Christian, and even though she's liberal by their standards this would induce vomiting in the poor girl.
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Posted: 8/4/2005 8:18:30 PM     Post subject:  

Here's a photo.
I want to say that I am a single and lonely heterosexual guy who is a hopeless romantic that is still searching and praying for that special girl to come into my life my relationship with whom goes beyong close friendship to a serious romantic relationship to the point that I marry her and spend the rest of my life with her.

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which gets filled first.
Though I don't read all that much, I do have a few favorite books. They are the Redwall novels by Brian Jacques,

OF COURSE!
My interest in furries began when The Disney Channel started running a Canadian cartoon called The Raccoons back in the mid 1980's.

Actually, I have vague memories of that show. I didn't like it.
Anyway, a female character that guest starred in three episodes, Lisa Raccoon...was my favorite character to the point that she was actually my first crush!

He had a crush on this. Fucker.
IMPORTANT! I know that there are or were 11 inch plushies of Lisa Raccoon available! If anyone knows who made them, what other sizes are available and where & how I can get one, *PLEASE* E-MAIL ME! Thanx!

I WANT TO PUT MY PEEPEE IN ONE! THANX!
I'm the types of Furry lifestyler that has a "deep emotional attachment" to a certain animal. My beliefs as a Christian won't permit anything more than that.

Yet it allows you to think of yourself as a Red Wolf and write really bad erotic fiction. What's wrong with this picture (besides the obvious)?
I like to say that I physically became a furry myself when later that year, I came across a site for Furnetics (go ahead an go there to see what it's about-you might like it), went for it a.s.a.p. of my own free will and was changed from a Homo Sapien to a Homo Anthropomorphis.

Kill yourself now, freak.

He also uses fucked-up terms such as "furson" and "prefurred". And that thing that follows the cursor around is freaking annoying.
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Posted: 8/4/2005 8:38:08 PM     Post subject:  

So this guys a born again eh? I'm pretty sure what was going through his head is the same thing that prompts child mollestors to become men of the cloth. "I have a sick mind and i'm a sinner, i will devote my life to god so he will help me stop doing these things". And we all know how this usually ends up.

http://www.boston.com/globe/spotlight/abuse/stories/013102_priests.htm

So he's a born again that has never read the bible, cuz if he did he would know that he "is to be put to death" for the shit he's writing about.
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Posted: 8/4/2005 10:49:17 PM     Post subject:  

I would've said ' they never choose a maggot' but I'm still shocked from a post of some weeks ago.

I can understand many things, but when a Born Again Christian furry describes
His ideal girlfriend like this I realize there's something wrong. That's No Fair Play, Sir, nonono...

I see him all over fchan posting pictures of his fox character's wide-set vagina and horribly rendered poser art of her.
I think what disturbs me the most is that in his character's biography, he feels obligated to mention the age she started masturbating at...
Plus, the fact that he actually LIKED 'The Racoons' doesn't help his case much. That show sucked.
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Posted: 8/5/2005 12:48:37 AM     Post subject:  

Finally, while the animals all give great sex, they
can't return the love, caring and emotional attachment that only a sentient lover can provide.

Someone should mail this to Lupus J and let him know he's being trolled. Christ. He has the 'scary freak' look down perfectly, thanks Weird Guy.
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Posted: 8/5/2005 1:15:52 AM     Post subject:  

While religion is a good thing and helpful to a lot of people, perhaps more is needed here. Like, say, therapy.

Am I the only noticing that there is a massive surge in pedophelia in the fandom, or have I just not been paying attention? It just seems to me that they grow bolder and more numerous (not to mention more perverted and insane) each passing day.
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Posted: 8/5/2005 7:19:56 PM     Post subject:  

I mean...they EAT. How? They confuse me, creep me out, and I think they're awesome.


You know those things too? OMFG YOU COPYCAT! I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO'S OBSESSED BY THE SLIME FUNGI!!1ONE
:roll:
Hehe.. That confuses me too, and most of all.. how can something have 517 different genders D8 How is that possible? My brain tilts if i even try to think..
Oh, by the way, they also have some kind of intelligence. One scientist put one in a labyrinth and it grew tentacles to every direction until it found the price(food) and then grew on the food with that tentacle and took those tentacles back, what weren't on anything eatable..
It thinks?? How it THAT possible?
Or wait.. furries think too.. <_<;;

I WANT TO PUT MY PEEPEE IN ONE! THANX!


xD!! i really laughed out loud (lolled!) at that.. Gosh.. that's probably what he's gonna do to it. Poor plushie..

*Photo of the guy*


Man.. he really does look like a romantic :D (not)
Why is he holding a female puppy dog D: ? *thinking of what typical furries would do with a dog*


That guy stinks oceans away of a nasty furvert-pedo-freak.
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Posted: 8/5/2005 7:49:02 PM     Post subject:  

and don't forget the motherlode of Adult Fan Fiction Net More bad erotic fiction there, then anywhere else.

NSFW by the way.
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Posted: 8/6/2005 10:01:30 AM     Post subject:  

What do you get when you put bad writing, worse art, and starfox together?

Pages upon pages of utter shit, that's what. (NSFW AT ALL)

For a laugh, try finding the schematic of fortuna's base. it's HILARIOUS.
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Posted: 8/6/2005 4:51:56 PM     Post subject:  

Atleast theres no starfox fanfics of Rob 64.

"SENDING SUPPLIES."
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Posted: 8/6/2005 5:01:27 PM     Post subject:  

Atleast theres no starfox fanfics of Rob 64.

"SENDING SUPPLIES."

Yes, there are. On FF.net, there's on fic where Rob attaches a dildo to himself and goes down on Krystal.
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Posted: 8/6/2005 5:09:14 PM     Post subject:  

Atleast theres no starfox fanfics of Rob 64.

"SENDING SUPPLIES."

Yes, there are. On FF.net, there's on fic where Rob attaches a dildo to himself and goes down on Krystal.


DAMNIT.

Oh well, at least it wasn't a hot protocol droid on protocol droid action...
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Posted: 8/6/2005 5:33:08 PM     Post subject:  

Oh well, at least it wasn't a hot protocol droid on protocol droid action...

Careful what you write. With all the utterly improbable porn on the net, I'm starting to suspect there's some evil magic at work: if someone types, say, "Porky Pig on Fred Flintstone porn" in an e-mail or forum, in less than 24 hours it will materialize on some site.
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Posted: 8/6/2005 5:37:15 PM     Post subject:  

Oh well, at least it wasn't a hot protocol droid on protocol droid action...

Careful what you write. With all the utterly improbable porn on the net, I'm starting to suspect there's some evil magic at work: if someone types, say, "Porky Pig on Fred Flintstone porn" in an e-mail or forum, in less than 24 hours it will materialize on some site.

And if it doesn't exist, you'll be giving people ideas.
By the way, AdultFanFiction has porn about just about everything. I can spend hours on it, masturbating furiously in utter awe of the horror that lies there.
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Posted: 8/6/2005 5:52:12 PM     Post subject:  


And if it doesn't exist, you'll be giving people ideas.
By the way, AdultFanFiction has porn about just about everything. I can spend hours on it, masturbating furiously in utter awe of the horror that lies there.


Things I have found there that scared me to death: Rugrats pedo rape, Teen titans bestiality, Hey Arnold porn, AquteenHungerforce slash (meant as a joke, but damn), Eminem gay porn, I forget where I saw this but some story about Harry Potter where Draco Malfoy's hairgel was really mango-flavored lube, HG Wells porno (may have been deleted), and so on.
As much as I hate to admit it, there is nothing more sickeningly fun than reading the worst that site has to offer. It's hilarious, and in a weird way motivational in the sense that you'll do ANYTHING to make sure you never hit such a low.
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Posted: 8/6/2005 7:03:48 PM     Post subject:  


And if it doesn't exist, you'll be giving people ideas.
By the way, AdultFanFiction has porn about just about everything. I can spend hours on it, masturbating furiously in utter awe of the horror that lies there.


Things I have found there that scared me to death: Rugrats pedo rape, Teen titans bestiality, Hey Arnold porn, AquteenHungerforce slash (meant as a joke, but damn), Eminem gay porn, I forget where I saw this but some story about Harry Potter where Draco Malfoy's hairgel was really mango-flavored lube, HG Wells porno (may have been deleted), and so on.
As much as I hate to admit it, there is nothing more sickeningly fun than reading the worst that site has to offer. It's hilarious, and in a weird way motivational in the sense that you'll do ANYTHING to make sure you never hit such a low.

I agree. It's inspiring.
Be sureto check out the Carebears porn. It's a hoot.
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Posted: 8/6/2005 8:24:43 PM     Post subject:  

if someone types, say, "Porky Pig on Fred Flintstone porn" in an e-mail or forum, in less than 24 hours it will materialize on some site.


SHUSS! DON'T SAY IT
*poof-it exists*
Oh, goddamn you!

i really should go read those xD but i got people behind my back right now who might wonder what the hell i'm reading..
Rugrats??!!
Carebears???!!?!
AHHAHHAA xD Oh noes! i should write some really stupid story and troll that site.. or wait.. someone might fap to it D: i don't wanna anymore..

Nothing's better way to waste your time, that read utterly stupid fetish stories.. The people who write them prolly don't like people laughing at them :P
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Posted: 8/6/2005 8:46:00 PM     Post subject:  

Rugrats??!!


Angelica being bondage-raped by her parents to be precise. Seriously, DON'T read it.
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Posted: 8/6/2005 9:16:59 PM     Post subject:  

Rugrats??!!


Angelica being bondage-raped by her parents to be precise. Seriously, DON'T read it.

I read that one.
It kind of mad me die inside.
Anyways, this Cloudchaser guy...his character 'Vixina' is one of the members of that fictional furry band with 'Cassie the rock vixen' or something.
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Posted: 8/7/2005 2:12:15 AM     Post subject:  

Rugrats??!!


Angelica being bondage-raped by her parents to be precise. Seriously, DON'T read it.

I read that one.
It kind of mad me die inside.
Anyways, this Cloudchaser guy...his character 'Vixina' is one of the members of that fictional furry band with 'Cassie the rock vixen' or something.


Cassie the Rock Vixen, is it? Here's the website, and yes that "Vixina" is a character there, but just like similar pages there are links to awful furry fiction as well. They are at the bottom of the pace, after the art.
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Posted: 8/7/2005 2:26:38 AM     Post subject:  

I'm confused. Is cassie the rock vixen just a vessel for writing fan fiction/art? Is it someones roll playing characters? Why does cassie the rock vixen even exist? I thought this was funny.

" Cassie is not to by RP'ed on any Muck or Chatroom without my expressed permission. I will not hesitate to report any unauthorized portrayal to the appropriate Muck/Chatroom administrators"

I'm assuming this applies to all of the characters so I bet that was a nail through cloudchasers heart. And to think, he'll never get to roleplay her getting fucked by horses on a muck or wherever these losers go to get there cybersex on.
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Posted: 8/7/2005 2:55:36 AM     Post subject:  

I'm confused. Is cassie the rock vixen just a vessel for writing fan fiction/art? Is it someones roll playing characters? Why does cassie the rock vixen even exist? I thought this was funny.

" Cassie is not to by RP'ed on any Muck or Chatroom without my expressed permission. I will not hesitate to report any unauthorized portrayal to the appropriate Muck/Chatroom administrators"

I'm assuming this applies to all of the characters so I bet that was a nail through cloudchasers heart. And to think, he'll never get to roleplay her getting fucked by horses on a muck or wherever these losers go to get there cybersex on.

AFAIK, CloudChaser OWNS 'Vixina'. CTRV seems to be a joint effort of a bunch of furries each contributing a character or something.
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