Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

http://www.pawspace.com/CONtent/AC2k3/thelot.html

Of course that would only be an improvement. Specially to the one on the second page, you know which one i'm talking about. Some people just really need to keep they're bizarre fetishes private, not that i entirely do but at least mine are kept in the dark confines of the internet.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

I think I've actually seen that one with all the crap doodled all over it.

But for the love of Jebus, "Honk if you feel yiffy"? It takes a frightening lack of shame to dare to put something like that on your car. This makes the people who go to Ren Fairs and have 14 million left wing bumper stickers look normal.

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

I reserve my truck for 7th Column stickers and 'Honk if you've never seen an UZI fired from a car window' plus a vanity plate something like BYEBYDO.

People use their vehicles to express themselves.

Shit this stupid was to be expected.

Trista · Prattler Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 156

Whats a "Pegsus?"

And I just noticed that the car with all the writing on it says "Got Trogdor?" amongst all that furry stuff. The furries got Trogdor? NOOOOOOOOOO!

"And the Trogdor CUMS in the niiiiiiiiiiiiiight!"

Sixtail · Coadjutor Joined: 30 Aug 2004 Posts: 93

Furry cars are allways laughable eyesores, due to the fact that so many feel the need to make the car scream "I'M A FURRY" in the hopes I guess of drawing other like-minded people. At least it's -just- the tags..on some of them anyway.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

A furry lj friend saw a car with YIFF for the license plate. He then left a note with contact information so they could get together :(

the first furry car i've seen would be http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Jaff-Fox/jaffs_car.jpg

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

Wow... kinda makes me not hate rice boys as much.

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

This makes the people who go to Ren Fairs and have 14 million left wing bumper stickers look normal.

Hey! :D

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

This makes the people who go to Ren Fairs and have 14 million left wing bumper stickers look normal.

Hey! :D

And to think i thought it was bad when a bunch of furry freshmen at my college took fake leapord fur and cut out the words "furry pride" and safetypinned it to there backpacks, but wtf, a car costs money, how could you defile one so? All i got on mine is an NRA sticker and an upside down U.S flag which has now been ripped off like 3 times by angry iraq war supporters.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

All i got on mine is an NRA sticker and an upside down U.S flag which has now been ripped off like 3 times by angry iraq war supporters.

This is why my bumper sticker with the word "ASSHOLE!" printed next to George Dubya's picture is self-printed and front-pasted, so it's on the INSIDE of the window.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

it's only a matter of time until the window is smashed

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

Yes, eventually your car will be attacked by a person who simply cannot resist the building ALL AMURRICAN RAGE.

Remember, he's hitting your car with a tire iron... FOR FREEDOM. Remember that when you decide to fill out the insurance claim.

Squizzle · Prattler Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Posts: 121

So, any other Statesers feel like hitting themselves in the foreheads when they recognise a license plate from their own states in that gallery?

I saw like three in a row... ow ow ow

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

So, any other Statesers feel like hitting themselves in the foreheads when they recognise a license plate from their own states in that gallery?

I saw like three in a row... ow ow ow

Me too. Actually, I've had one time where I was returning from a store, and there was a car parked next to mine with 'Honk if your yiffy' and 'I'd rather be mucking' bumper stickers to complement the vanity plate. :shock:

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

Our dearest squeakypony friend has his name on his plate, as well.

And I believe our favorite admin-who-doesn't-believe-in-backups, Dingo, has "I Yerf" on his plate.

Edit: Did anyone notice the word "Dozen" is misspelled in the title graphic?

Barry Scott · Prattler Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 152

Maybe it's a good thing we don't get number plates like that over here in the UK. Well actally you CAN buy personalised plates but you have to buy a car to match the plate number and the plates cost a fortune to buy on their own). However I would have loved a "B-STARD" plate or something...

A car to put it on would help too.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

That's hilarious. I saw a bright pink car once with a Sabrina online decal on the back window.
Ahh, furries and cars.
A WINNING COMBONATION

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

This makes the people who go to Ren Fairs and have 14 million left wing bumper stickers look normal.

Hey! :D

Ditto to that "Hey!"

http://www.pawspace.com/CONtent/AC2k3/pics/ubercar/CarVixen.jpg

I've seen this one in person, and frankly, it's one of the more subtle ones. The fun part about furry perosnal license plate nuttery, is that you can find out who drives what.

Which reminds me, the owner of "LUPINIA" is a bitch/bastard who parked illegally at the last AC and boxed in myself and a kid in a Tahoe. You fail at following parking garage rules, Lupinia. Please die.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Which reminds me, the owner of "LUPINIA" is a bitch/bastard who parked illegally at the last AC and boxed in myself and a kid in a Tahoe. You fail at following parking garage rules, Lupinia. Please die.

And hence that brings us full circle back to the title of the thread.

Barry Scott · Prattler Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 152

Hehe, I'm guessing I'm not the only one who "accidentally" smack in the wing mirrors on cars parked right up on the curb by some prick.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

haha that may be the lj friend i mentioned in my last post in this thread.

I assume it's the owner of http://lupinia.us ? In which case it's him.

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 865

Which reminds me, the owner of "LUPINIA" is a bitch/bastard who parked illegally at the last AC and boxed in myself and a kid in a Tahoe. You fail at following parking garage rules, Lupinia. Please die.

we care a lot

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

Someone donate me 1000 jewros and I 'll get a KIT-10 plate for my car. =)

Beauty of Nature · Prattler Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 178

Someone donate me 1000 jewros and I 'll get a KIT-10 plate for my car. =)

Desperate for cash,eh ?
Just sell a kidney.
Or do furry porn commisions.

Barry Scott · Prattler Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 152

Someone donate me 1000 jewros and I 'll get a KIT-10 plate for my car. =)

Desperate for cash,eh ?
Just sell a kidney.
Or do furry porn commisions.

I would sell the kidney

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

This makes the people who go to Ren Fairs and have 14 million left wing bumper stickers look normal.

Hey! :D

Ditto to that "Hey!"

Oh come on, it takes one to know one, after all. -_o Want me to dig up the picture of me in full pirate gear? Besides, guys in tights and full plate are only marginally more normal than guys in fursuits, when you get right down to it.

Come to think of it, I wonder how much crossover there is between both camps? Every year there's that guy at the Tennessee Ren Fair selling tails...

Which reminds me, the owner of "LUPINIA" is a bitch/bastard who parked illegally at the last AC and boxed in myself and a kid in a Tahoe. You fail at following parking garage rules, Lupinia. Please die.

Why didn't you have him towed? That would have been awesome.

Sixtail · Coadjutor Joined: 30 Aug 2004 Posts: 93

Someone donate me 1000 jewros and I 'll get a KIT-10 plate for my car. =)

Desperate for cash,eh ?
Just sell a kidney.
Or do furry porn commisions.

For as skilled as Donotsue is and how well known his smut is, he could BUY a KITT replica with a few overpriced commissions.

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

"Donotsue's porn detected two miles ahead, Michael."
"TURBO BOOST!"

I love how he said it out loud AND hit the button at the same time. So inefficient.

Beauty of Nature · Prattler Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 178

"Donotsue's porn detected two miles ahead, Michael."
"TURBO BOOST!"

I love how he said it out loud AND hit the button at the same time. So inefficient.

Back in the 80s computer have still been kind of slow.
So he had to give KITT a fair warning before manually engaging the turbo boost.

Barry Scott · Prattler Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 152

Who the more camp? HAL 9000 or KITT? And who would win in a hand-bag fight?

(What was this thread about again? I've forgotten.)

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

HAL, because he could shove Kitt out the airlock and worse, key the car with a robotic arm or something.

(Hey, I'm on topic, what with my talking about keying cars)

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

Michael was Kitt's worst enemy! =)

Always wreckin' him!

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Michael was Kitt's worst enemy! =)

*Nerd mode on* I thought, by definition, Karr was Kitt's worst enemy. Him or that smug corvette from the Kinght Rider movie.

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

Michael was Kitt's worst enemy! =)

*Nerd mode on* I thought, by definition, Karr was Kitt's worst enemy. Him or that smug corvette from the Kinght Rider movie.

Okay, for possible enemies, KITT had:

viper

CrazyBomber · Prattler Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 137

I went to visit some relatives and I saw this vehicle on the street.

Not even motorcycles are safe...

Beauty of Nature · Prattler Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 178

I went to visit some relatives and I saw this vehicle on the street.

Not even motorcycles are safe...

Sure thats a furry's motorbike ?
Ever heard of the Miami Zoo Crew ? They have nothing to do with furries but everything to do with illegal motorbike stunts. All their bikes are covered in plush fur.

CrazyBomber · Prattler Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 137

Sure thats a furry's motorbike ?

After watching the owner of that motorbike for a while, I'm 100% sure he is a furry.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Sure thats a furry's motorbike ?

After watching the owner of that motorbike for a while, I'm 100% sure he is a furry.

Care to elaborate? :)

Dejan · Prattler Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 103

Theres also some european examples of furryrized cars, but I'm too lazy to find urls of pictures (lots can be found on picture archives from eurofurence). Look for BigBlueFoxes jeep spare wheel covers and the czech furs minivan that got half a jungle painted on it.

I also have to admit that my old car had a Frank Kozik decal picturing a "Thumper" style cartoon bunny devil head that flicked a forked tounge... but that car got wrecked by some arabian guy that I could swear was some sorta al quaida sleeper by the way he rammed into me while I was doing an U-turn on a bridge...

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Theres also some european examples of furryrized cars, but I'm too lazy to find urls of pictures (lots can be found on picture archives from eurofurence). Look for BigBlueFoxes jeep spare wheel covers and the czech furs minivan that got half a jungle painted on it.

I also have to admit that my old car had a Frank Kozik decal picturing a "Thumper" style cartoon bunny devil head that flicked a forked tounge... but that car got wrecked by some arabian guy that I could swear was some sorta al quaida sleeper by the way he rammed into me while I was doing an U-turn on a bridge...

I've seen that decal! It makes me hoppy.
GET IT? HOPPY?
Anyways...worth mentioning...I saw a rainbow pride paw print on a truck today, with a fat beardy in the front seat.
Hmm.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Anyways...worth mentioning...I saw a rainbow pride paw print on a truck today, with a fat beardy in the front seat.
Hmm.

Not a fur. That's a "bear", it's what most heavyset big gay guys call themselves. They tend to go after similar dudes, and actually have a bit of a drama conflict gong with the more stereotypical skinny-flamboyant gays.

Again, not furry, just a fag who happens to share a name with an animal.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

I've seen that decal! It makes me hoppy.
GET IT? HOPPY?

YOU MUST DIE FOR THAT REMARK

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

Not a fur. That's a "bear", it's what most heavyset big gay guys call themselves. They tend to go after similar dudes, and actually have a bit of a drama conflict gong with the more stereotypical skinny-flamboyant gays.

Again, not furry, just a fag who happens to share a name with an animal.

But it's a rainbow pawprint. It's a furry bear who may or may not think he is a bear on the inside.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

But it's a rainbow pawprint. It's a furry bear who may or may not think he is a bear on the inside.

They only started making the rainbow pawprints because the brown ones looked too much like local sports team 'wildcat' claws or whathaveyou. After all, what's the point of ramming how you live down the throat of the guy driving behind you, with your bear sticker, rainbow sticker or Jesus fish... if the guy driving behind you won't get it in the first place?

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Anyways...worth mentioning...I saw a rainbow pride paw print on a truck today, with a fat beardy in the front seat.
Hmm.

Not a fur. That's a "bear", it's what most heavyset big gay guys call themselves. They tend to go after similar dudes, and actually have a bit of a drama conflict gong with the more stereotypical skinny-flamboyant gays.

Again, not furry, just a fag who happens to share a name with an animal.

Oh.
THOSE Bears.
Lovely.

CI · Apocrisiary Joined: 27 Jul 2005 Posts: 50

Car stickers are throat-ramming? I thought this site was for laughing at overhyped cries of persecution?

Beauty of Nature · Prattler Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 178

Car stickers are throat-ramming? I thought this site was for laughing at overhyped cries of persecution?

Do the site and especially the forum have an agenda ? You can laugh at overhyped cries of persecution but nobody is forcing you to do that alone and nothing else.

Dejan · Prattler Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 103

Here are some european ones.
http://www.claws-and-paws.com/images/stories/furry/conventions/ef10/DSC00232.JPG

http://www.claws-and-paws.com/images/stories/furry/conventions/ef10/DSC00235.JPG
http://www.claws-and-paws.com/images/stories/furry/conventions/ef10/DSC00237.JPG
http://www.claws-and-paws.com/images/stories/furry/conventions/ef10/DSC00236.JPG

http://www.furcon.de/album/photo.php?album_id=252&_off=10

EDIT:
Even more!
*obvious oxymoron joke* http://www.furcon.de/album/photo.php?album_id=44&_off=0
http://www.furcon.de/album/photo.php?album_id=47&_off=9
http://www.furcon.de/album/photo.php?album_id=189&_off=65
http://www.furcon.de/album/photo.php?album_id=189&_off=66
http://www.furcon.de/album/photo.php?album_id=189&_off=67
http://www.furcon.de/album/photo.php?album_id=19&_off=25
http://www.furcon.de/album/photo.php?album_id=61&_off=27
http://www.furcon.de/album/photo.php?album_id=66&_off=85
slowly getting insane ,yet?
http://www.furcon.de/album/photo.php?album_id=66&_off=84
http://www.furcon.de/album/photo.php?album_id=62&_off=1
http://www.furcon.de/album/photo.php?album_id=41&_off=118
http://www.furcon.de/album/photo.php?album_id=48&_off=73

Those should be ALL the "key me" cars from Eurofurence 5,6,7,8,10 and 11... having waded through all those horrible furrycon photo thumbnails now made me spazz like the proverbial vietnam vet as old traumas re-emerged and I'm spinning in my chair in front of the computer while foaming from the mouth and bleeding from my eyes.
Yay, go me.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Car stickers are throat-ramming? I thought this site was for laughing at overhyped cries of persecution?

Who's crying persecution? I'm just saying there is no logical reason why I need to know the religion, voting habits or sexual orientation of the person driving in front of me on the highway. If there was a Jesus fish only lane, I could see the need for the identifier. Otherwise it's just the person who placed the sticker justifing his choices due to insecurity or rubbing it in other's faces that he lives/votes/worships/thinks a certain way.

Free speech protects the right to say "I'm gay and proud!", but it also protects the right to retort with "Why did I need to know that?".

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

I wonder what all these furries do for a living? There is simply no way they can get away with driving these vehicles to work and somehow hold onto their jobs. Sooner or later word is going to get around about who drives the station wagon with YIFF stenciled in the back window, and word is going to get around just what exactly that means.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

I wonder what all these furries do for a living?

As far as I can tell from my LJ buddies, 3 out of 4 working adult furries is in IT, as are most geeks. I assume most of the more outrageous vixen-with-boobs stencils are basement dwellers.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

The furries I know are in tech support or college/high school.

One WEAVES for a living. Except his boyfriend brings home the bacon but i don't know what he does.

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

Weaving?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

Oh god, that's the least likely way of actually getting money since ... wow. I can't think of something less likely. Even hobo-ing seems more likely to garner a steady income.

Beauty of Nature · Prattler Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 178

Here are some european ones.
http://www.claws-and-paws.com/images/stories/furry/conventions/ef10/DSC00232.JPG

http://www.claws-and-paws.com/images/stories/furry/conventions/ef10/DSC00235.JPG
http://www.claws-and-paws.com/images/stories/furry/conventions/ef10/DSC00237.JPG
http://www.claws-and-paws.com/images/stories/furry/conventions/ef10/DSC00236.JPG

http://www.furcon.de/album/photo.php?album_id=252&_off=10

EDIT:
Even more!
*obvious oxymoron joke* http://www.furcon.de/album/photo.php?album_id=44&_off=0
http://www.furcon.de/album/photo.php?album_id=47&_off=9
http://www.furcon.de/album/photo.php?album_id=189&_off=65
http://www.furcon.de/album/photo.php?album_id=189&_off=66
http://www.furcon.de/album/photo.php?album_id=189&_off=67
http://www.furcon.de/album/photo.php?album_id=19&_off=25
http://www.furcon.de/album/photo.php?album_id=61&_off=27
http://www.furcon.de/album/photo.php?album_id=66&_off=85
slowly getting insane ,yet?
http://www.furcon.de/album/photo.php?album_id=66&_off=84
http://www.furcon.de/album/photo.php?album_id=62&_off=1
http://www.furcon.de/album/photo.php?album_id=41&_off=118
http://www.furcon.de/album/photo.php?album_id=48&_off=73

Those should be ALL the "key me" cars from Eurofurence 5,6,7,8,10 and 11... having waded through all those horrible furrycon photo thumbnails now made me spazz like the proverbial vietnam vet as old traumas re-emerged and I'm spinning in my chair in front of the computer while foaming from the mouth and bleeding from my eyes.
Yay, go me.

Ah, the Eurofurs. A few years ago I thought furry was only an US subculture. But then I accidently got onto the euroference site one day. It had a list posted of who will atend the next con and what is planned. After reading the list I seen that it had 25 people and not a single chick on it.
That told me "Eurofur" is nothing for me, since I don't like dick.
Later I seen they started importing the entire subculture from the US including the attitude.

What seems to differ is that the guys here are a bit more hardcore and not that easily unsettled. Someone who puts Vore and "got falstaff" stickers on his car must be kind of certain of himself.

I recognise one of the cars, the one with the Wily E. Coyote vore belongs to "BigBlueFox". A guy who made quite a few art trades with people I know on Deviant art. Always requesting his Microfur character to be eaten in the trade piece. That guy seems to have an oral dog fetish and does not even hide it:
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/7343565/
He seems to be a center figures of the Eurofurs.

Dejan · Prattler Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 103

What seems to differ is that the guys here are a bit more hardcore and not that easily unsettled. Someone who puts Vore and "got falstaff" stickers on his car must be kind of certain of himself.

Thats true to a certain degree.
My impression of the more "bold" furverts in european fandom is that, though they wear their fetishes on their sleeve they still posess social skills to compensate and got the social background to explain their confidence. Kinda like you can't really be mad at Doug Winger for raping your eyeballs because he isn't being an EbonLupus about it.
Of course there's also parents-basement-dwelling cretins that couldn't hold a discourse with the pizza delivery guy over their order without going into a hissy fit, then starting to cry for the rest of the day. But those usually don't put vore decals on their moms car 'cause she wouldn't allow it.

I recognise one of the cars, the one with the Wily E. Coyote vore belongs to "BigBlueFox". A guy who made quite a few art trades with people I know on Deviant art. Always requesting his Microfur character to be eaten in the trade piece. That guy seems to have an oral dog fetish and does not even hide it:
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/7343565/
He seems to be a center figures of the Eurofurs.

He's an all around nice guy and Eurofurences DJ. Not some delusional vore-cult ringleader. :D I always enjoy talking with him.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

Here are some european ones.

EDIT:
Even more!

Those should be ALL the "key me" cars from Eurofurence 5,6,7,8,10 and 11... having waded through all those horrible furrycon photo thumbnails now made me spazz like the proverbial vietnam vet as old traumas re-emerged and I'm spinning in my chair in front of the computer while foaming from the mouth and bleeding from my eyes.
Yay, go me.

The fact that some of these... Specimens... Have flashing police-lights atop them... I find rather disturbing.

Respect my authori-TAH!

Dejan · Prattler Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 103

The fact that some of these... Specimens... Have flashing police-lights atop them... I find rather disturbing.

Respect my authori-TAH!

The police lighs were props for that years theme "F.I.A. Furry Intelligence Agency" and were removed afterwards. They used the cars to bring that years guest of honor, UncleKage to the con site.
Part of the con staff was dressed in suits and wore shades that year, too.

:wink: ...now that I think of it ... maaaybe the european fandom *could* have pushed him a bit to the megalomanical side...
But hey, he's so much fun to watch when he gets utterly drunk.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Oh dear no.............OH DEAR GOD NO

http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/m/src/1125038843336_cockgoeswhere_scaled.jpg

Kinda NSFW

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Oh dear no.............OH DEAR GOD NO

http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/m/src/1125038843336_cockgoeswhere_scaled.jpg

Kinda NSFW

I second that OH DEAR GOD NO.

And the car seems to be pink. PINK!!!

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

(a picture that makes me sad)

Throughout history, great philosophers have pondered great questions...

Why are we here?
What is the meaning of life?
What makes the mind work?
Do we have a soul?
Is there a god?

And now, in the tradition of the great Descartes...'s brain-damaged zoophiliac cousin, we have a new question for the new millenium!

What's next, a sticker of Calvin peeing on the SA logo? Wait, no, it'd have to be Hobbes.

Dejan · Prattler Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 103

Oh dear no.............OH DEAR GOD NO

http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/m/src/1125038843336_cockgoeswhere_scaled.jpg

Kinda NSFW

Whew... Thank god that looks shopped. I can tell from the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my time.

No, really. The crisp decal obscuring the window heater wires could be explained by having it stuck to the outside of the window and being brand new. But the shadow it casts into the car is clearly fake, just the image and text tilted a bit without properly warping according to the uneven ground.

Of course I could be wrong, but it just seems odd... I doubt a furry would stick the old "cock goes where?" joke on their car...
But then again.. the car is that screaming kinky pink...

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

I doubt a furry would stick the old "cock goes where?" joke on their car...

I've never heard that joke.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Oh dear no.............OH DEAR GOD NO

http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/m/src/1125038843336_cockgoeswhere_scaled.jpg

Kinda NSFW

Whew... Thank god that looks shopped. I can tell from the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my time.

No, really. The crisp decal obscuring the window heater wires could be explained by having it stuck to the outside of the window and being brand new. But the shadow it casts into the car is clearly fake, just the image and text tilted a bit without properly warping according to the uneven ground.

Of course I could be wrong, but it just seems odd... I doubt a furry would stick the old "cock goes where?" joke on their car...
But then again.. the car is that screaming kinky pink...

I'm almsot positive that's not fake. The lightsource making the shadow and the highlight on the wiper blade seem to indicate a camera with the flash a few inches above the lense. There is no flash visible on the glass cuz it wasn't taken strait on but the shadows of the lines in the glass match up perfectly with the shadows from the sticker. I really don't think it's fake and i don't put ANYTHING beyond furries when it comes to public humiliation, online or off.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

I doubt a furry would stick the old "cock goes where?" joke on their car...

I've never heard that joke.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

I don't get it...

It must be like 'The Aristocrats' or something.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

I doubt a furry would stick the old "cock goes where?" joke on their car...

I've never heard that joke.

http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/~fchan/b/src/1121843689832_fchanbanner1m.jpg WS

Beauty of Nature · Prattler Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 178

I don't get it...

It must be like 'The Aristocrats' or something.

They have their mouth open.

Dejan · Prattler Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 103

Now that I look at it again after the first shock of seeing it has subsided it looks more plausible to be real.
I guess the relatively sharp edges of the shadows cast by the sticker looked plausible enough for my poor brain to disbelief the whole picture in blind hope such a pink abomination couldn't possibly exist in this world.

Guess I was wrong. The kinky pink buff woofmobile stalks this earth!
It is real and it WILL mongle your harbl!

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Now that I look at it again after the first shock of seeing it has subsided it looks more plausible to be real.
I guess the relatively sharp edges of the shadows cast by the sticker looked plausible enough for my poor brain to disbelief the whole picture in blind hope such a pink abomination couldn't possibly exist in this world.

Guess I was wrong. The kinky pink buff woofmobile stalks this earth!
It is real and it WILL mongle your harbl!

Say hello to the most harassed motorist in the united states.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

I doubt a furry would stick the old "cock goes where?" joke on their car...

I've never heard that joke.

http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/~fchan/b/src/1121843689832_fchanbanner1m.jpg WS

It's more of a furry-in-joke than one that will actually get any laughs from someone who isn't familiar with the word 'yiff'.
As far as I know, it started as a trend on F-Chan, a bunch of people drawing pictures of famous cartoon characters, looking shocked, with the words 'Cock goes where?".
So they eventually became popular images on the /b/ (banner) board and people made them into f-chan banners like the one Stoneth posted.
Don't ask how I know all this. :oops:

Tass · Prattler Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 178

It's more of a furry-in-joke than one that will actually get any laughs from someone who isn't familiar with the word 'yiff'.
As far as I know, it started as a trend on F-Chan, a bunch of people drawing pictures of famous cartoon characters, looking shocked, with the words 'Cock goes where?".
So they eventually became popular images on the /b/ (banner) board and people made them into f-chan banners like the one Stoneth posted.
Don't ask how I know all this. :oops:

Actually, it's an injoke of the image forumboards in general..
4chan, iichan, fchan, and 5chan, all used the "Cockgoeswhere?" joke.
It's kinda dead on 4chan, but as you can see, the dead live on fchan..
It always seems the jokes that die on 4chan make there way to fchan.

Yeah, /b/ isn't always banner.. It could've been reffering to the /b/ on 4chan, 5chan or iichan (random).

FelixSoftpaw · Lurker Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 1

Which reminds me, the owner of "LUPINIA" is a bitch/bastard who parked illegally at the last AC and boxed in myself and a kid in a Tahoe. You fail at following parking garage rules, Lupinia. Please die.

If you're going to flame someone you don't know, make sure the thread doesn't link to their website ;)

And I never once parked illegally at AC, my car only moved once the whole time.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

Hi Felix. I suspected it was you in a wacky small world sort of way.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Now I wish I had gotten a picture, but yes, you parked in an area with yellow diagonal lines IIRC, in the isle, not in a space. Oh, and cheers on resurrecting an old topic.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

http://www.pawspace.com/CONtent/AC2k3/pics/ubercar/Plate-QSKUNK1.jpg

I think I've seen that one before, and I don't live particularly close to Champaign. :|

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Which reminds me, the owner of "LUPINIA" is a bitch/bastard who parked illegally at the last AC and boxed in myself and a kid in a Tahoe. You fail at following parking garage rules, Lupinia. Please die.

If you're going to flame someone you don't know, make sure the thread doesn't link to their website ;)

And I never once parked illegally at AC, my car only moved once the whole time.

blargleblargleblargle

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Which reminds me, the owner of "LUPINIA" is a bitch/bastard who parked illegally at the last AC and boxed in myself and a kid in a Tahoe. You fail at following parking garage rules, Lupinia. Please die.

If you're going to flame someone you don't know, make sure the thread doesn't link to their website ;)

And I never once parked illegally at AC, my car only moved once the whole time.

Cool name, did you get that from the random furryRP name generator?

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 865

If you're going to flame someone you don't know, make sure the thread doesn't link to their website ;)

And I never once parked illegally at AC, my car only moved once the whole time.

sounds like someone has a dick up their face

u63r · Qualificator Joined: 27 Nov 2005 Posts: 11

So, any other Statesers feel like hitting themselves in the foreheads when they recognise a license plate from their own states in that gallery?

I saw like three in a row... ow ow ow

*lives in Bahamas*
Also, Statesers?