Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Apparently mister Ray Jones is working on a comic about HIS summer with Gadget.

NSFW

http://www.onechan.net/f/src/1123864761312.jpg

http://www.onechan.net/f/src/1123864818863.jpg

http://www.onechan.net/f/src/1123864783443.jpg

This is one of the saddest things i've seen in furry. At least he didn't try to glorify his image but it would be a lot easier to look at if he did. He just looks SO lonely. I love how he put the tan lines on there to fool people into thinking he acctually leaves his moms house. Oh, and thats a very attractive comb over.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

HAAAAAHAAA
That's fantastic. In an atrocious way.

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

That art doesn't make any sense at all. She wouldn't tan, she's covered in fur.

Also, he has trouble drawing humans, doesn't he? As far as I know, humans people don't usually have their faces smashed in or have dried apricot nipples.

Edit: My god, his HEAD. His head is like a warped hourglass or a melon smashed in the middle on both sides with a sledge hammer. Jesus.

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 166

Seeing as how stuff on OneChan gets flooded away before most people here get the chance to see it:

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Sad, sad stuff. I also cannot believe people actually bumped this on OC, what the hell. =\

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Seeing as how stuff on OneChan gets flooded away before most people here get the chance to see it:

Mirror File #1
Mirror File #2
Mirror File #3

Sad, sad stuff. I also cannot believe people actually bumped this on OC, what the hell. =\

That was me that bumped it :lol:, twice :lol:. I gotta thank you for that though. Since i know teh mods don't like links from chan boards for that very reason I was planning to go there and bump it every day till the thread sunk into oblivion. I don't want to see what's on onechan every
day :x.

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Just thought some of these post bump critiques were worthy of note. It's nice to see fellow art lovers helping others out with constructive criticism.

What a steaming p.o.s.

Fifty year old loser writes terrible fan fiction, draws terrible art, makes god-awful statues all pertaining to cartoon mouse.

YOU FAIL AT LIFE ON EVERY POSSIBLE LEVEL

Lol furrys

IceCat · Venter Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 244

Badly drawn, and ugly Gadget Porn, doe'snt seem to get out that much does'nt he..

Sixtail · Coadjutor Joined: 30 Aug 2004 Posts: 93

lol @ drama
lol @ faggotry
lol @ Chip&Dale porn
lol @ tanlines
lol @ terrible art
lol @ your e-mail

pathetic faggot

BEST COMMENT EVAR.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

We had a thread about Ray Jones' Gadget fixation two months ago.

He has a site devoted to Gadget Hackwrench and The Rescue Rangers. As creepily obsessive as the contents of that site is, there's nothing of a sexual nature on it (though that does not mean it's brain safe, check it out and you'll see what I mean). The G rating of his site seems appropriate, as Jones is a married man with two adult children. But judging from baserock love's delicious finds above, Jones' Gadget fixation runs deeper and harder than he dares reveal to his wife and children.

In conclusion: this shit ain't healthy.

cheberet · Coadjutor Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 71

I wonder what his family would do if they did find out exactly how interested he was. That kind of thing goes a little deeper then finding a stash of Maxim magazines under the bed.

Also, how would he have sex with a normal size mouse anyway?

edit: Oh wow, just looked at his main website. His kids are in college. If he has that wall mural in his house...I doubt they're bringing their friends back to visit. I feel really sorry for them.

V3Ng3 · Rasophore Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 56

I'm sure I'm not the only one here who thought that "man" was a female at first.

AlbinoHagfish · Prattler Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Posts: 199

Oh god. I hate pointy nipples of doom. What the Hell is the appeal of art involving nipples you can put an eye out on? There are millions of things that baffle me in porn, this is right up there with warclub-sized dicks.
The fact that he has kids COULD be more weird. Like good ol' Ghastly. At least Ghastly takes tentacle rape with a liberal dose of humor, but his kids are young and little kids LOVE messing with daddy's private things. Therapy, anyone?

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Oh god. I hate pointy nipples of doom. What the Hell is the appeal of art involving nipples you can put an eye out on? There are millions of things that baffle me in porn, this is right up there with warclub-sized dicks.
The fact that he has kids COULD be more weird. Like good ol' Ghastly. At least Ghastly takes tentacle rape with a liberal dose of humor, but his kids are young and little kids LOVE messing with daddy's private things. Therapy, anyone?

Yeah baby. Use those damn things to make orange juice.
But you all seem to be forgetting his maor accomplisment: his X-rated Gadget sculptures!

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

But you all seem to be forgetting his maor accomplisment: his X-rated Gadget sculptures!

Once you have seen, you cannot forget. The funny/creepy thing is, on his own site, Jones proudly displays this Gadget sculpture, which could almost pass as innocent enough, if it wasn't for this version of the same sculpture floating around on the net (NSFW of course).

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

But you all seem to be forgetting his maor accomplisment: his X-rated Gadget sculptures!

Once you have seen, you cannot forget. The funny/creepy thing is, on his own site, Jones proudly displays this Gadget sculpture, which could almost pass as innocent enough, if it wasn't for this version of the same sculpture floating around on the net (NSFW of course).

Yeah, but it'd look great on the mantle. Admit it!

AlbinoHagfish · Prattler Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Posts: 199

Yeah, but it'd look great on the mantle. Admit it!

If I had any guts, I'd buy it and piss my roommates off by setting it up in the living room.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

OMG, his email addy is Gadget_is_mine@whatever. I kinda feel bad for making fun of him now, what kind of reaction was he hoping to get by showing this? So sad.

AlbinoHagfish · Prattler Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Posts: 199

OMG, his email addy is Gadget_is_mine@whatever. I kinda feel bad for making fun of him now, what kind of reaction was he hoping to get by showing this? So sad.

I had a freakish obsession once. James, from Team Rocket. I had an email address like that too. The difference? I was eleven. I totally deserve mocking for it, and I was a little kid. He's 50. He's beyond the need for pity.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

OMG, his email addy is Gadget_is_mine@whatever. I kinda feel bad for making fun of him now, what kind of reaction was he hoping to get by showing this? So sad.

I had a freakish obsession once. James, from Team Rocket. I had an email address like that too. The difference? I was eleven. I totally deserve mocking for it, and I was a little kid. He's 50. He's beyond the need for pity.

Haha I totally went through that stage too. Not with Pokemon, but with a cartoon character. My ebay name for a while was Mrs. (enter last name of cartoon character who shall remain anonymous here).
It was sick.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

OMG, his email addy is Gadget_is_mine@whatever. I kinda feel bad for making fun of him now, what kind of reaction was he hoping to get by showing this? So sad.

I had a freakish obsession once. James, from Team Rocket. I had an email address like that too. The difference? I was eleven. I totally deserve mocking for it, and I was a little kid. He's 50. He's beyond the need for pity.

I think many have had that. Iwas obsessed with robin hood when i was like 6, acctually the first picture i ever tried to draw was of him, i thought it would be oh so cool if i used the robotech style though :(

M0us3_Zero · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 437

Apparently mister Ray Jones is working on a comic about HIS summer with Gadget.

NSFW

http://www.onechan.net/f/src/1123864761312.jpg

http://www.onechan.net/f/src/1123864818863.jpg

http://www.onechan.net/f/src/1123864783443.jpg

This is one of the saddest things i've seen in furry. At least he didn't try to glorify his image but it would be a lot easier to look at if he did. He just looks SO lonely. I love how he put the tan lines on there to fool people into thinking he acctually leaves his moms house. Oh, and thats a very attractive comb over.

Permission to gouge your eyes out is granted, kids!

Seriously, this guy scares the living beejeebus outta me. Thank god he's not in my neck of the woods. I'd have surveillance on him 24/7/365!

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

I would't because that would entail having to see the apricot-nippled weirdo with my own eyes. That's something no man woman or creature is prepared to deal with.

M0us3_Zero · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 437

The price of freedom is eternal vigilance, my friend.

Small price to pay for my own personal safety.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Someone on onechan really nailed it I thought. He really really looks like hitler with no stash.

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

Oh god, Imagine what the SS or "Jones Youth" would be like?

"ACTHUNG! Der gadgeten iss der properten of ein UBERJONESEN. All CYD-en IN EIN GAS RAUM!"

Beauty of Nature · Prattler Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 178

I get a bunch of 404s.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Seeing as how stuff on OneChan gets flooded away before most people here get the chance to see it:

Mirror File #1
Mirror File #2
Mirror File #3

Sad, sad stuff. I also cannot believe people actually bumped this on OC, what the hell. =\

These ones are still good. You'de probably be better off if they were 404's though. He really got ripped apart at onechan, I kinda feel a bit of pity since he was sure at least a few people would love it, maybe that will teach him. After seeing his wife on his site and knowing he has kids it really really depresses me that he's most likely had sex way more than me. True he's 30+ years older than me but with a mug/fetish like that he should die a virgin, it's only proper.

Beauty of Nature · Prattler Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 178

Ok, that drama made me laugh.
EWWww, Gadget mouse porn.
I thought this was about Inspector Gadget.
Aparently microfurry with child proportions ain't no popular fetish.
But this guy seems to come from way back then.
Way back then the TV cartoon characters with tits that resemble animals were rare.
So I guess some furries obsessed over this char because it was one of the first to fall into their search pattern.
Why can't he obsess over April o' Neill or some character like that ?

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Something occured to me that makes his obsession 1000x more creepy. Gadget mouse was an original creation for the rescue rangers tv show right? If that's the case that would mean that he was well into his 30's possibly early 40's when he developed his obsession. Ewww, he was probably watching it with his kids with a fucking pillow on his lap :x

Beauty of Nature · Prattler Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 178

Something occured to me that makes his obsession 1000x more creepy. Gadget mouse was an original creation for the rescue rangers tv show right? If that's the case that would mean that he was well into his 30's possibly early 40's when he developed his obsession. Ewww, he was probably watching it with his kids with a fucking pillow on his lap :x

Argh, TMI !
I sure hope he did not have kids at that time. He is bad enough as it is.

IceCat · Venter Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 244

Something occured to me that makes his obsession 1000x more creepy. Gadget mouse was an original creation for the rescue rangers tv show right? If that's the case that would mean that he was well into his 30's possibly early 40's when he developed his obsession. Ewww, he was probably watching it with his kids with a fucking pillow on his lap :x

Argh, TMI !
I sure hope he did not have kids at that time. He is bad enough as it is.

According to his main website that's when he discovered the show, and yes he did watch it with his kids. Thought that line about the pillow gave me an awful mental image.

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

Ew.

EWWWW.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW...

Anybody wanna call the police to put the kids in protective custody?

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

His kids are going to be nine kinds of fucked up when they grow up and realize what their dad was thinking while watching their beloved cartoons. When those kids find his Gadget porn stash, he's going to be lucky if they merely put him in a nursing home and never visit again. This is wrong on an unthinkable number of levels.

IceCat · Venter Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 244

His kids are going to be nine kinds of fucked up when they grow up and realize what their dad was thinking while watching their beloved cartoons. When those kids find his Gadget porn stash, he's going to be lucky if they merely put him in a nursing home and never visit again. This is wrong on an unthinkable number of levels.

They are already grown up, off at college apparantly, but I'm sure they think he's gone insane with his Gadget obsession.

cheberet · Coadjutor Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 71

I think a more disturbing possibility is that they know completely and just don't care, or even find it cute. Note that his daughter in law drew pictures of Gadget for him...

People will learn to tolerate a lot of insane behavior from family members.

SWMyers · Qualificator Joined: 29 Aug 2005 Posts: 11

What I find sad about this guy is that Rescue Rangers wasn't even that good of a show. I remember having to sit through it because Darkwing Duck was on afterward, and that's what I really wanted to watch. He loves a boring show to the point where it's scary. Not even really that good at representing his love for it either.

Though I have to say, for some reason, his daughter's drawings remind me of Robotech.

Sinclair · Prattler Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 125

It's really more sad than anything else.

I mean, by furry standards, there's little especially awful going on: No vore, inflation, etc.