Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

HERE YOU GO!

God I hate these kinds of stories SO MUCH. It's so blatantly obvious the authors that write stupid shit like these wants to turn into a shitting dick-nippled hermtaur or whatever the fuck they fantasize about being.

Oh, but it's not just regular furry fappage, either. No no, they've got the whole works. Gender, world tranformation, mythical beasts (becaues ANUBIS IS TEH HAWT !!!!!!111eleventyone LOLZ)

Like you needed further proof furries were insane.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

I couldn't read much of it; there's only so much I can take before my eyes start to bleed.

Lim-Dul · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Jul 2005 Posts: 73

I picked a random story to read, couldn't get past the first few paragraphs.
From reading that, I have raped my mind.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

A keyboard is a privilege these people should not have. :(

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Ugh, no more furry stories. I like my attrocities short and sweet. I mean how much time am i expected to give up just to vomit down my shirt?

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

You know what really makes this site ironic for me? "The finest in transformation fiction"

"the finest in transformation fiction"

There's no such thing as good transformation fiction, okay? All transformation stories are just otherkin bullshit Propaganda. "They're not REALLY humans, they're really (insert overused species here)" I'd laugh at them, but I'm too busy trying to punch myself in the scrotum enough times to make the agony of reading the stories somewhat less painful in comparison.

Griphonix · Prattler Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 165

You know what really makes this site ironic for me? "The finest in transformation fiction"

"the finest in transformation fiction"

There's no such thing as good transformation fiction, okay? All transformation stories are just otherkin bullshit Propaganda. "They're not REALLY humans, they're really (insert overused species here)" I'd laugh at them, but I'm too busy trying to punch myself in the scrotum enough times to make the agony of reading the stories somewhat less painful in comparison.

The scary thing is not that what's written there is bad, but rather that it's probably the best out there :/ I'm not even going to read it.

Pikachang · Qualificator Joined: 10 May 2005 Posts: 18

Looks like one of those transformation fetishist sites.

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Looks like one of those transformation fetishist sites.

Your uncanny grasp of reality disturbs and amazes me.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

flogged...grammar...porsche

That's all I read, and will read of this and any furry porn story ever.

u63r · Qualificator Joined: 27 Nov 2005 Posts: 11

There are good stories in there. About three.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

There are good stories in there. About three.

:?

Why would you take the time to find that out?

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

Because he's also the sort of person who thinks he needs to bump a months-old thread to inform us of this, as though we're the sorts of people who really care about the quality of transformation fiction.

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 106

No. There are no good stories in there. I hope Someone locks this thread before someone else can say otherwise.

Barry Scott · Prattler Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 152

There are good stories in there. About three.

Jesus, you've only posted 6 times and at least two of them are Herbert West impressions! Good start sport!