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Captain Cowgirl
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Posted: 8/18/2005 4:21:43 AM     Post subject: THE CYD SHORTBUS  

http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Dorian-Dark-Phoenix/Adult%20Stuff/busyiff.jpg
(NWS)
safsgdh
LOLLLL
The same guy who did this lovely masterpeice:
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Dorian-Dark-Phoenix/syndyfoxspider.jpg
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Troggler
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Posted: 8/18/2005 4:23:38 AM     Post subject:  

OH MY GOD

OUR BUS HAS BEEN ANALLY MOLESTED

HOW WILL WE GET TO SCHOOL NOW?! DURRRRRRRRRRR

(er, shouldn't this be in the atrocity archive)
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Captain Cowgirl
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Posted: 8/18/2005 4:27:12 AM     Post subject:  


(er, shouldn't this be in the atrocity archive)

Achhh that's where I meant to post it.
Whoops. :(
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Griphonix
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Posted: 8/18/2005 4:42:26 AM     Post subject:  

http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Dorian-Dark-Phoenix/macro-pop.jpg

Jesus...
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baserock love
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Posted: 8/18/2005 4:45:53 AM     Post subject:  

When this guy gets 2% better at drawing he'll be some major competition to Kurt Logan as most fucked up wannabe artist in furrydumb. He's probably pissed cuz he appeared in vcl horrors frequently (if he didn't he should have)
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IceCat
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Posted: 8/18/2005 4:57:52 AM     Post subject:  

I guess that he assumes that we are all retards here, after all when I went to school thwe short buses were for all of the "Special Kids".

But that stuff looks likr it was drawn by a retard...

Or a second string Kelly Price, or a Kurt Logan wanna be.
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Kadius
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Posted: 8/18/2005 8:12:04 AM     Post subject:  

http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Dorian-Dark-Phoenix/macro-pop.jpg

Jesus...

"Maybe yiff wasn't such a good idea..." AHAHAHA. Wow.

I hope he didn't spend more than 5 seconds making that.
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The New Meat
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Posted: 8/18/2005 9:23:46 AM     Post subject:  

His drawing lacks quality.
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Beauty of Nature
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Posted: 8/18/2005 9:47:47 AM     Post subject:  

I get a 404 on the first link.

"Dorian Dark Phoenix"...
Sometimes it seems that the quality of art is inversely proportional to length of the artists pseudonym. Maybe they want to compensate for something ?
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Mitch
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Posted: 8/18/2005 11:44:07 AM     Post subject:  

I get a 404 on the first link.

Me too. CC will just have to describe the picture for us :)

Oh hey! Do you think he's on to us?


Edit: thread mooooooved!
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RailFoxen
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Posted: 8/18/2005 1:04:56 PM     Post subject:  

Shallow be thy grave.
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Kadius
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Posted: 8/18/2005 2:27:11 PM     Post subject:  

Shallow be thy grave.
Our bus is being raped by shitty art! NOOOOOO.
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Beauty of Nature
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Posted: 8/18/2005 2:50:22 PM     Post subject:  

Shallow be thy grave.


Damned "%(/&%$$&$b ! We will never get those stains out of the seats !
Who of you left the backdoor open ?
Hey wait... Its the bus of the Christian Young Democrats ! Boy, are they going to be pissed at the Shrew-zilla thing.

I get a 404 on the first link.

Me too. CC will just have to describe the picture for us :)

Oh hey! Do you think he's on to us?


Could be the art police... or one of the "art nazis" that always fursecute people.
Can't be the CYD(with puking coon) since its not about giving good advice to budding artists.
That young officer seems to have put his head where it is in best protection from visual nukeage.
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Monkey King
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Posted: 8/18/2005 4:03:01 PM     Post subject:  

Our bus is being raped by shitty art! NOOOOOO.

Our bus gets raped by shitty art all the time. Everytime someone posts an art link here, in fact.
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GoManVanGogh
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Posted: 8/18/2005 5:06:09 PM     Post subject: Re: THE CYD SHORTBUS  

http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Dorian-Dark-Phoenix/Adult%20Stuff/busyiff.jpg
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GoManVanGogh
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Posted: 8/18/2005 5:08:48 PM     Post subject:  

Shallow be thy grave.


"Shallow be thy ability" is more like it.
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Dr. Dos
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Posted: 8/18/2005 5:12:30 PM     Post subject:  

Maybe with September being in only a few weeks our puking mascot can be chasing after the short bus he missed.
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Donotsue
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Posted: 8/18/2005 5:27:18 PM     Post subject:  

Ta-dah! =)



Ah gets me brain medicine from the National Board of Health!
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Foxid
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Posted: 8/18/2005 6:17:58 PM     Post subject:  

At this moment, I do not believe there is any way Donny could get any MORE awesome.
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Rewind
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Posted: 8/18/2005 8:56:06 PM     Post subject:  

He should sharpen his pencil. The line is too thick.
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Monkey King
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Posted: 8/18/2005 8:59:41 PM     Post subject:  

He should sharpen his pencil. The line is too thick.

Although this is a valid point, he has far worse problems going on there than just poor line quality.
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Rewind
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Posted: 8/18/2005 9:21:58 PM     Post subject:  

He should sharpen his pencil. The line is too thick.

Although this is a valid point, he has far worse problems going on there than just poor line quality.

I was trying to be positive dammit
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Beauty of Nature
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Posted: 8/18/2005 9:31:10 PM     Post subject:  

He is also consistent. Every face looks exactly the same.


Ta-dah! =)

(Picture of CYD Bus thingy)

Ah gets me brain medicine from the National Board of Health!


Awsome!
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Rewind
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Posted: 8/18/2005 9:48:52 PM     Post subject:  

I thought the guy was a 14 years old with hormonal issues. I was wrong.
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Troggler
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Posted: 8/18/2005 9:54:24 PM     Post subject:  

That bus kicks so much ass we're going to need to import colons from other countries to meet demand.

Why did the furries have to molest it? DAMN THEM! DAMN THEM ALL THE WAY TO HELL!
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Beauty of Nature
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Posted: 8/18/2005 9:57:20 PM     Post subject:  

I thought the guy was a 14 years old with hormonal issues. I was wrong.


Its a 14 year old guy with hormonal issues trapped in a 35 year old mans body ?
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Donotsue
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Posted: 8/18/2005 10:02:16 PM     Post subject:  

Michael Moore ruined our bus?
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AngryPuritan
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Posted: 8/19/2005 2:32:32 AM     Post subject:  

Michael Moore ruined our bus?


Furries ruin everything, even Michael Moore.
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Edge
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Posted: 8/19/2005 2:42:26 AM     Post subject:  

How can you ruin what is already retarded?

Edit: missed a word
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Captain Cowgirl
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Posted: 8/19/2005 2:57:37 AM     Post subject:  

I thought the guy was a 14 years old with hormonal issues. I was wrong.

He reminds me of 'Comic Book Guy' from the Simpsons (although many furries do...)
"WORST FURRY ART EVER."
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Paul
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Posted: 8/19/2005 3:15:44 PM     Post subject:  

Oh hey! Do you think he's on to us?

The message of that image seems to be that in furry art, creativity and thinking must equal fucked-up insane fetish porn.

And Donotsue's bus is the greatest vehicle ever! Maybe those furries who insist CYD is a hate site or whatever (because they are too stupid to read the "about" page) could look at this bus and get a clue.

Roll up, roll up for the atrocity tourism tour, step right this way.
Roll up, roll up for the atrocity tour.
Roll up, roll up for the atrocity tour.
Roll up GOT AN INVITATION, roll up for the atrocity tour.
Roll up TO MAKE A RESERVATION, roll up for the atrocity tour.
The atrocity touristry tour is waiting to make you laugh,
Waiting to make you laugh.
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baserock love
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Posted: 8/19/2005 8:50:56 PM     Post subject:  

I thought the guy was a 14 years old with hormonal issues. I was wrong.


I really think there should be a cutoff age when your legally allowed to start attempting to draw. Nothing is sadder than a middle age man that has the steady hand of malnourished 12 year old. There should be an art squad that raids his moms house and confiscates his pencils. But what do you expect to happen using piss poor furry art scribblings to try and make fun of someone? He's only embarassing himself, now we got his picture.
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TheBobSays
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Posted: 8/20/2005 1:12:49 AM     Post subject:  

I thought the guy was a 14 years old with hormonal issues. I was wrong.


I really think there should be a cutoff age when your legally allowed to start attempting to draw. Nothing is sadder than a middle age man that has the steady hand of malnourished 12 year old. There should be an art squad that raids his moms house and confiscates his pencils. But what do you expect to happen using piss poor furry art scribblings to try and make fun of someone? He's only embarassing himself, now we got his picture.


Bah. Too small for a card. And there's already a card or two there, living testament that not only pencils, but Photoshop should also be limited. (Yeah, I know it was made with Lame person Gimp)
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M0us3_Zero
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Posted: 8/20/2005 4:54:15 AM     Post subject:  

Ta-dah! =)



Ah gets me brain medicine from the National Board of Health!


Did I mention you are the Czar of lulz at CYD?

You're da man now dog!
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itsthesheppy
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Posted: 8/22/2005 4:15:39 PM     Post subject:  

He drew a picture (a BAD picture) of a fox-lady with massive breasts and a bigger... uhm, penis... screwing a couple of buses with Crush Yiff Destroy written on one of them.

And what are we supposed to do? Piss ourselves with fear and indignation? Maybe thats what he'd LIKE, but only because he'd wack off to it.
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