Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Dorian-Dark-Phoenix/Adult%20Stuff/busyiff.jpg
(NWS)
safsgdh
LOLLLL
The same guy who did this lovely masterpeice:
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Dorian-Dark-Phoenix/syndyfoxspider.jpg

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

OH MY GOD

OUR BUS HAS BEEN ANALLY MOLESTED

HOW WILL WE GET TO SCHOOL NOW?! DURRRRRRRRRRR

(er, shouldn't this be in the atrocity archive)

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

(er, shouldn't this be in the atrocity archive)

Achhh that's where I meant to post it.
Whoops. :(

Griphonix · Prattler Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 165

http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Dorian-Dark-Phoenix/macro-pop.jpg

Jesus...

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

When this guy gets 2% better at drawing he'll be some major competition to Kurt Logan as most fucked up wannabe artist in furrydumb. He's probably pissed cuz he appeared in vcl horrors frequently (if he didn't he should have)

IceCat · Venter Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 244

I guess that he assumes that we are all retards here, after all when I went to school thwe short buses were for all of the "Special Kids".

But that stuff looks likr it was drawn by a retard...

Or a second string Kelly Price, or a Kurt Logan wanna be.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Dorian-Dark-Phoenix/macro-pop.jpg

Jesus...

"Maybe yiff wasn't such a good idea..." AHAHAHA. Wow.

I hope he didn't spend more than 5 seconds making that.

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

His drawing lacks quality.

Beauty of Nature · Prattler Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 178

I get a 404 on the first link.

"Dorian Dark Phoenix"...
Sometimes it seems that the quality of art is inversely proportional to length of the artists pseudonym. Maybe they want to compensate for something ?

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 658

I get a 404 on the first link.

Me too. CC will just have to describe the picture for us :)

Oh hey! Do you think he's on to us?

Edit: thread mooooooved!

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Shallow be thy grave.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

Shallow be thy grave.

Our bus is being raped by shitty art! NOOOOOO.

Beauty of Nature · Prattler Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 178

Shallow be thy grave.

Damned "§%(/&%$§$&$b ! We will never get those stains out of the seats !
Who of you left the backdoor open ?
Hey wait... Its the bus of the Christian Young Democrats ! Boy, are they going to be pissed at the Shrew-zilla thing.

I get a 404 on the first link.

Me too. CC will just have to describe the picture for us :)

Oh hey! Do you think he's on to us?

Could be the art police... or one of the "art nazis" that always fursecute people.
Can't be the CYD(with puking coon) since its not about giving good advice to budding artists.
That young officer seems to have put his head where it is in best protection from visual nukeage.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

Our bus is being raped by shitty art! NOOOOOO.

Our bus gets raped by shitty art all the time. Everytime someone posts an art link here, in fact.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Dorian-Dark-Phoenix/Adult%20Stuff/busyiff.jpg
(NWS)

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GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

Shallow be thy grave.

"Shallow be thy ability" is more like it.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

Maybe with September being in only a few weeks our puking mascot can be chasing after the short bus he missed.

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

Ta-dah! =)

Ah gets me brain medicine from the National Board of Health!

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

At this moment, I do not believe there is any way Donny could get any MORE awesome.

Rewind · Qualificator Joined: 04 Aug 2005 Posts: 16

He should sharpen his pencil. The line is too thick.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

He should sharpen his pencil. The line is too thick.

Although this is a valid point, he has far worse problems going on there than just poor line quality.

Rewind · Qualificator Joined: 04 Aug 2005 Posts: 16

He should sharpen his pencil. The line is too thick.

Although this is a valid point, he has far worse problems going on there than just poor line quality.

I was trying to be positive dammit

Beauty of Nature · Prattler Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 178

He is also consistent. Every face looks exactly the same.

Ta-dah! =)

(Picture of CYD Bus thingy)

Ah gets me brain medicine from the National Board of Health!

Awsome!

Rewind · Qualificator Joined: 04 Aug 2005 Posts: 16

I thought the guy was a 14 years old with hormonal issues. I was wrong.

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

That bus kicks so much ass we're going to need to import colons from other countries to meet demand.

Why did the furries have to molest it? DAMN THEM! DAMN THEM ALL THE WAY TO HELL!

Beauty of Nature · Prattler Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 178

I thought the guy was a 14 years old with hormonal issues. I was wrong.

Its a 14 year old guy with hormonal issues trapped in a 35 year old mans body ?

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

Michael Moore ruined our bus?

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Michael Moore ruined our bus?

Furries ruin everything, even Michael Moore.

Edge · Qualificator Joined: 15 Aug 2005 Posts: 7

How can you ruin what is already retarded?

Edit: missed a word

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

I thought the guy was a 14 years old with hormonal issues. I was wrong.

He reminds me of 'Comic Book Guy' from the Simpsons (although many furries do...)
"WORST FURRY ART EVER."

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Oh hey! Do you think he's on to us?

The message of that image seems to be that in furry art, creativity and thinking must equal fucked-up insane fetish porn.

And Donotsue's bus is the greatest vehicle ever! Maybe those furries who insist CYD is a hate site or whatever (because they are too stupid to read the "about" page) could look at this bus and get a clue.

Roll up, roll up for the atrocity tourism tour, step right this way.
Roll up, roll up for the atrocity tour.
Roll up, roll up for the atrocity tour.
Roll up GOT AN INVITATION, roll up for the atrocity tour.
Roll up TO MAKE A RESERVATION, roll up for the atrocity tour.
The atrocity touristry tour is waiting to make you laugh,
Waiting to make you laugh.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

I thought the guy was a 14 years old with hormonal issues. I was wrong.

I really think there should be a cutoff age when your legally allowed to start attempting to draw. Nothing is sadder than a middle age man that has the steady hand of malnourished 12 year old. There should be an art squad that raids his moms house and confiscates his pencils. But what do you expect to happen using piss poor furry art scribblings to try and make fun of someone? He's only embarassing himself, now we got his picture.

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

I thought the guy was a 14 years old with hormonal issues. I was wrong.

I really think there should be a cutoff age when your legally allowed to start attempting to draw. Nothing is sadder than a middle age man that has the steady hand of malnourished 12 year old. There should be an art squad that raids his moms house and confiscates his pencils. But what do you expect to happen using piss poor furry art scribblings to try and make fun of someone? He's only embarassing himself, now we got his picture.

Bah. Too small for a card. And there's already a card or two there, living testament that not only pencils, but Photoshop should also be limited. (Yeah, I know it was made with ~~Lame person~~ Gimp)

M0us3_Zero · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 437

Ta-dah! =)

Ah gets me brain medicine from the National Board of Health!

Did I mention you are the Czar of lulz at CYD?

You're da man now dog!

itsthesheppy · Qualificator Joined: 03 Aug 2005 Posts: 29

He drew a picture (a BAD picture) of a fox-lady with massive breasts and a bigger... uhm, penis... screwing a couple of buses with Crush Yiff Destroy written on one of them.

And what are we supposed to do? Piss ourselves with fear and indignation? Maybe thats what he'd LIKE, but only because he'd wack off to it.