Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

IceCat · Venter Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 244

Was slumming on the WWEOC site, and checked out the "stories section" and found these examples of awful fanfics...

Soic Kids Cronicles, pick a chapter, any of them will do, they just keep getting worse as the go along.

Pokemon Breeding Center, need I say more?

Unspeakably vile Power Puff Girls Porn.

Goof Troop Porn, read it while it's hot and sticky

Minerva Mink and Alvin the Chipmunk....WTF?

There's more there, look at them yourself.
Links are NSFW!

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

WWOEC is like a text version of Goatse. These are pretty bad as far as fanfiction goes, but then again it doesn't even compare to the horrible Disney porn gallery that was featured here. You guys remember don't you? The guy with the fetus blowjob porn or whatever? This isn't nearly that bad.

... Well, except the goof troop one that is. How can there be porn of that one? It's illogical!

Ugh. I can sum the entire WWOEC into three words:

My Head Asplode

AlbinoHagfish · Prattler Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Posts: 199

Pokemon Breeding Center, need I say more?

I did a webcomic on a breeding center. No sex, just a crazed trainer watching two very uncomfortable pikachus. They were just pika-ing, and she screams "FUCK ALREADY". Related to a thing I had when I didn't get an egg I needed on time.
</nerd>

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

You missed THIS Gem...http://www.wwoec.com/story/CLIFFORDS_BIG_FIX.htm

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

You missed THIS Gem...http://www.wwoec.com/story/CLIFFORDS_BIG_FIX.htm

The fuck? Do people really get off on this shit?

Lim-Dul · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Jul 2005 Posts: 73

You missed THIS Gem...http://www.wwoec.com/story/CLIFFORDS_BIG_FIX.htm

My god, who decides to write this crap as wanking material!?!?

There was Emily's dog Clifford the Big Red Dog humping the house as if it was a bitch in heat.

After that point, I skimmed the rest of the story to save what sanity I have left.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

You missed THIS Gem...http://www.wwoec.com/story/CLIFFORDS_BIG_FIX.htm

The fuck? Do people really get off on this shit?

Apparently, considering there's a second one...
http://www.wwoec.com/story/DOGGIE_LOVE.htm
Oh, and look!
A Land Before Time/We're Back/Oliver and Company cross-over! With a balloon fetish!
http://www.wwoec.com/story/Dodger.htm
I wonder if it was written by the same guy mentioned in that FF.net article here on CYD?

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

I don't understand how anyone can bear actually reading this crap. I clicked a few links, read a few sentences, and that was more than enough.

I did a webcomic on a breeding center. No sex, just a crazed trainer watching two very uncomfortable pikachus. They were just pika-ing, and she screams "FUCK ALREADY". Related to a thing I had when I didn't get an egg I needed on time.
</nerd>

Link, please!

Griphonix · Prattler Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 165

Oh, and look!
A Land Before Time/We're Back/Oliver and Company cross-over! With a balloon fetish!
http://www.wwoec.com/story/Dodger.htm
I wonder if it was written by the same guy mentioned in that FF.net article here on CYD?

More childhood memories raped, thank you.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

Clifford porn. CLIFFORD PORN. My brain is trying to escape through my sinuses. This is not something that needed to be made. What sort of person browses a fanfic archive and says to himself, "I don't see any erotic Clifford The Big Red Dog porn! I must rectify this situation"? Just because it doesn't exist, doesn't mean you have to make it.

Okay, a Clifford/Muzzi slashfic would be kind of funny in concept, but I hesitate to even mention it because I just know if it was made, it wouldn't be for ironic/humerous purposes.

I did a webcomic on a breeding center. No sex, just a crazed trainer watching two very uncomfortable pikachus. They were just pika-ing, and she screams "FUCK ALREADY". Related to a thing I had when I didn't get an egg I needed on time.
</nerd>

I was forever trying to get a Pikachu and a Snorlax to mate. Am I a bad person?

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 865

A Land Before Time/We're Back/Oliver and Company cross-over! With a balloon fetish!
http://www.wwoec.com/story/Dodger.htm
I wonder if it was written by the same guy mentioned in that FF.net article here on CYD?

I'm 100% certain it's him. The grammar mistakes are the same and so is everything else.

Too bad he doesn't have a website.

IceCat · Venter Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 244

You missed THIS Gem...http://www.wwoec.com/story/CLIFFORDS_BIG_FIX.htm

Ok you got me there, that one was just as nasty as can be imagined.
Clifford porn, yuck. I can just see the guy siting at the keboard thinking..

Must write... Must write... I Know I'll write Clifford the big red dog porn..
It's different, and noone else has written any that I know of....
Fap...Fap...Fap...Fap... etc.

SkunkDogFromSpace · Venter Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 222

BWAHHAHHAAA!!!
*breeeeeeeeaaaathhhheeeeee*
AAHHHAAHHAAA!!
OH NOES!

I think it's too late in the evening as i find this disturbingly funny. ahhh.. good lord.. i think part of my brain fell out while i was laughing..

i think i will write there 5 stories of teletubbies/my little ponies/carebears and watch how many fans i get in one week.. lol

Sinclair · Prattler Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 125

Great. Giant dog (is Clifford technically macro?) castration porn.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

A Land Before Time/We're Back/Oliver and Company cross-over! With a balloon fetish!
http://www.wwoec.com/story/Dodger.htm
I wonder if it was written by the same guy mentioned in that FF.net article here on CYD?

I'm 100% certain it's him. The grammar mistakes are the same and so is everything else.

Too bad he doesn't have a website.

Ah, ok.
I remember his 'lovely' Mrs. Brisby balloon pr0n from my days of FF.net.
Ahhhh, memories.

AlbinoHagfish · Prattler Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Posts: 199

Link, please!

When I get off restriction I'll locate it. I'm currently furtively sneaking on late at night. Warning: My art blows.

My little sister was watching Clifford today when I was making lunch. I was laughing my ass off the whole time while she ignored me. They're used to stuff like that.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

restriction

Sounds ominous.

But yeah, I'd like to see it. I'm inflicted with curiosity. That's why I'm here... :wink:

My little sister was watching Clifford today when I was making lunch. I was laughing my ass off the whole time while she ignored me.

Furry fanfic porn: it's not just childhood memories destroyed, it's also other people's childhood memories converted to LMAO material.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

restriction

Sounds ominous.

But yeah, I'd like to see it. I'm inflicted with curiosity. That's why I'm here... :wink:

My little sister was watching Clifford today when I was making lunch. I was laughing my ass off the whole time while she ignored me.

Furry fanfic porn: it's not just childhood memories destroyed, it's also other people's childhood memories converted to LMAO material.

...yep.
I babysat some kids who wanted to watch 'Robin Hood' on TV recently (it was on the Disney Channel)...
I laughed/cried/cringed through the whole thing and couldn't get the image of Maid Marion blowing Robin hood out of my mind. :cry:

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

Damn, sometimes I wish I could turn back the clock and stop myself from having clicked on certain links to certain art/fics that contributed to my brain melting.

Kids don't know how good of a thing ignorance is sometimes...

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

...yep.
I babysat some kids who wanted to watch 'Robin Hood' on TV recently (it was on the Disney Channel)...
I laughed/cried/cringed through the whole thing and couldn't get the image of Maid Marion blowing Robin hood out of my mind. :cry:

You only had the straight Robin Hood porn stuck in your head? Lucky. I've stumbled into so many Robin Hood/Little John pics that movie is forever ruined for me.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

...yep.
I babysat some kids who wanted to watch 'Robin Hood' on TV recently (it was on the Disney Channel)...
I laughed/cried/cringed through the whole thing and couldn't get the image of Maid Marion blowing Robin hood out of my mind. :cry:

You only had the straight Robin Hood porn stuck in your head? Lucky. I've stumbled into so many Robin Hood/Little John pics that movie is forever ruined for me.

Well, yeah, of course.
But that was all cancelled out by the fox fellatio.

AlbinoHagfish · Prattler Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Posts: 199

Sounds ominous.

I just owe my mom $100 dollars for hijacking her credit card while she was on vacation.
I swear I don't do this often, but I hadn't seen a good friend in ages and wanted to take her out in style. :oops:

But yeah, I'd like to see it. I'm inflicted with curiosity. That's why I'm here... :wink:

It blows. I draw like a two year old. I just made it for a few friends in like, five minutes.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

The Irony here is if you had a dog the size of an elephant you'ed more or less have to have him fixed, imagine the chaos that would ensue if you didn't.

I did'nt read that but I think I'll pass.

Though that could have been the premise for a funny comic strip.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

But yeah, I'd like to see it. I'm inflicted with curiosity. That's why I'm here... :wink:

It blows. I draw like a two year old. I just made it for a few friends in like, five minutes.

Got that. But the more you say it blows, the more I'll want to see it. You know, check out how bad it can be. :wink:

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

But yeah, I'd like to see it. I'm inflicted with curiosity. That's why I'm here... :wink:

It blows. I draw like a two year old. I just made it for a few friends in like, five minutes.

Got that. But the more you say it blows, the more I'll want to see it. You know, check out how bad it can be. :wink:

And this is the Atrocity Archive, after all, right boys? ;)