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Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Looking for an even more unfortunate choice of casual wear than that our dear member Dejan proudly dons? Looks no further than The Magical World of Penis Unicorns! Only $12, plus shipping and handling.

AND,

Stuck at home with no date? Banned from local movie theaters after being caught masturbating at Disney movies? Then kick back and enjoy the debut of a spectacular piece of animation made with your special interests in mind!

If you liked The Last Unicorn (or just think you are one), you'll LOVE Unicornimation: The Love Story!

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

Has anyone notified Spike & Mike?

Sinclair · Prattler Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 125

Second link has pics that don't work. What is it?

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Has anyone notified Spike & Mike?

I bet even they would reject that. I saw that on stile project years ago and even they thought it was stupid. I would be furious if i was that kids parents, paid art school tuition, and had only that among other things on my demo reel. Looks like a flipbook, did he even have a peg bar? That shit isn't even lined up! And yes i can animate better than that, much better so i will talk shit.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

And yes i can animate better than that, much better so i will talk shit.

And the fact that today's animation schools are cranking out humorless lumps like you to create the kids cartoons of tomorrow is what makes me glad I got kicked out.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

Second link has pics that don't work. What is it?

It's a Quicktime movie depicting two unicorns. I killed it as soon as the unicorn horn sodomy started, so I'm afraid I can't really say what happens after that, but I'm sure you get the idea.

I wanted to start it like a children's animation and all of a sudden BAM furious gay sex.

This is one of those concepts that looks bad even on paper. This is why you bounce ideas off other people, so that bad ideas like this get shot down before they leave the runway.

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

This is one of those concepts that looks bad even on paper. This is why you bounce ideas off other people, so that bad ideas like this get shot down before they leave the runway.

Unless you bounce these ideas off of furries, in which case they'd suggest you make T-shirts too.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

And yes i can animate better than that, much better so i will talk shit.

And the fact that today's animation schools are cranking out humorless lumps like you to create the kids cartoons of tomorrow is what makes me glad I got kicked out.

Yeah, and you thought it was hilarious i suppose? It was a unicorn sodomizing another one with a strap on horn in tons of different positions for about 3 minutes, it was stupid as hell.

I fucking hate Rodin's sculptures, they're just not my style of aesthetic but i don't say "Rodin's sculptures are shit" or "Rodin sucks at sculpting" because I couldn't sculpt that good if my life depended on it so i'm not gonna belittle anything i can't do unless it's just rediculously stupid and requires it, like this cartoon. I'm no hypocrite.

Sinclair · Prattler Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 125

I assume you mean Rodin, Rodan was a giant moth that terrorised Tokyo or something.

Tass · Prattler Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 178

I assume you mean Rodin, Rodan was a giant moth that terrorised Tokyo or something.

THAT WAS MOTHRA YOU FOOL.

Rodan was the two headed lizard..

Aside from that, I know which one your all talking about.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

If only the guy that made that cartoon had seen the penis unicorns and taken them as inspiration, then someone might have masturbated to it and it wouldn't have been a total loss.

I assume you mean Rodin, Rodan was a giant moth that terrorised Tokyo or something.

Edited, thx. I just googled rodan and a bunch of sculpture stuff came up with thinker. Apparently theres a rodan sculpture gallery or something.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Haha I want one of those shirts.
Anyways, that video is TERRIFYING.
It reminds me strangley of something you'd have seen on Pee-Wee's Playhouse back in the day.

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

Haha I want one of those shirts.
Anyways, that video is TERRIFYING.
It reminds me strangley of something you'd have seen on Pee-Wee's Playhouse back in the day.

It's the music. And the fact that it's not Yet-Another-Flash-Animation that combines the high quality of Hanna Barberra with the creativity of Gobots.

(And yes, I also liked Rejected. Mostly because of the paper effects at the end)

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Haha I want one of those shirts.
Anyways, that video is TERRIFYING.
It reminds me strangley of something you'd have seen on Pee-Wee's Playhouse back in the day.

It's the music. And the fact that it's not Yet-Another-Flash-Animation that combines the high quality of Hanna Barberra with the creativity of Gobots.

(And yes, I also liked Rejected. Mostly because of the paper effects at the end)

Rejected was awesome. It worked very well.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

I assume you mean Rodin, Rodan was a giant moth that terrorised Tokyo or something.

THAT WAS MOTHRA YOU FOOL.

Rodan was the two headed lizard..

Aside from that, I know which one your all talking about.

No Pteradactyl thing...... I really liked Godzilla too much as a kid.

Beauty of Nature · Prattler Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 178

The two headed lizard was Gidorah.

SkunkDogFromSpace · Venter Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 222

i once did parody of my little ponies and drew a pony with fly wings and penis as a horn.. but it was a request, and i was very drunk D:
And it seems like this person did these shirts while she(?) was not drunk and even started a business? DAMN! i could be the rich one! I COULD SELL THE PENIS UNICORN SHIRTS..
:roll:

That animation was horrible. It would've been funny if it wasn't so long.. why was it so long??! Did the guy masturbate while drawing it?
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don't answer..

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

The two headed lizard was Gidorah.

Gidorah had three heads......way too much godzilla.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

you people can't agree on anything

Beauty of Nature · Prattler Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 178

The Godzilla is serious business.

I wonder how he got the idea to animate fucking unicorns, spends all the time animating and did not get the insight that it is an unfunny atrocity.
That man needs to have his reality checked and his flipbook confiscated.