Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Evil · Rasophore Joined: 24 Sep 2005 Posts: 62

An online personals site? For furries?

Probably NSFW

Kangaroo seeking Dragonskunklaserwolftaur for fun & yiffs. NO JEWS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hmmm... separated at birth?

This is why kids SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED FUCKING INTERNETS

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

This is why kids SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED FUCKING INTERNETS

"SEARCHING FOR PERSONS" - most desperate personal ad title I've seen. Could only be surpassed by "SEEKING ANYONE".

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

Well, I know the person who did the first one. She did it as a joke to screw with people. You'd be surprised at some of the hatemail she got for that. Funny as hell.

That last one... hell, I didn't think they allowed anyone under 18 to submit.

Evil · Rasophore Joined: 24 Sep 2005 Posts: 62

She did it as a joke to screw with people.

On any other website, it'd be obvious. Sadly though, a lot of furries really are that batshit insane.

USMC-Sgt.MURDER · Coadjutor Joined: 26 Aug 2005 Posts: 82

Sweet a Nazi Kangaroo. YIFFY YIFFY

bobby · Prattler Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 167

Sweet a Nazi Kangaroo. YIFFY YIFFY

I know the person who made that ad. They are awesome.

USMC-Sgt.MURDER · Coadjutor Joined: 26 Aug 2005 Posts: 82

Hey, what ever happened to HEROIN... he was here at the CYD forum and had a NAZI tails avatar.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Hmmm... separated at birth?

Oh god, I love the wary fat kid.

Heroiini · Prattler Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 135

Hey, what ever happened to HEROIN... he was here at the CYD forum and had a NAZI tails avatar.

Busy with work. I'll chip in when I have anything worthwhile to add or maggot girl dies.

vanilla rin · Qualificator Joined: 03 Jul 2005 Posts: 31

Oh god, this is so disturbing.... whatever you do, do not look up people in your area. This is for your own mental safety.

Sixtail · Coadjutor Joined: 30 Aug 2004 Posts: 93

I've got a ad on Pounced sadly enough. All i've learned is that unless you want to do a lot of traveling to meet anti-social people, some of them racist, it's a waste of time.

However if your a female, you'll more hits then you can stand.

5thehardway · Prattler Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 161

Oh god, this is so disturbing.... whatever you do, do not look up people in your area. This is for your own mental safety.

Ugh. Seconded. >.<

http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=1244

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Oh god, this is so disturbing.... whatever you do, do not look up people in your area. This is for your own mental safety.

Ugh. Seconded. >.<

http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=1244

I have to third that advice.

But hey, for once, furries who look like their avatars!

http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=1874
http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=4719

Evil · Rasophore Joined: 24 Sep 2005 Posts: 62

Ugh. Seconded. >.<

http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=1244

How could I have missed that one?

LOLOCAUST

5thehardway · Prattler Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 161

http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=1874

Holy shit, Limahl is a furry!

Tailgunner · Vociferator Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 327

Oh god, this is so disturbing.... whatever you do, do <b>not</b> look up people in your area. This is for your own mental safety.

Oh HELL no! Look up Massachusetts alone!

I know we have North Hampden and Providencetown being the Lesbian and Gay capitals of the world respectively being as liberal as the populac is, but God DAMN, this many "people" here in my home state?

Tailgunner · Vociferator Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 327

Here is a winner:

Title Thylacine seeks friends to cuddle
Sex/Age Male/17
Location US/MA
Relationship(s) Casual,Good
Seeking Male,Female,Trans
Species Marsupial-Other (Thylacine)
Last Modified 2005-07-05

Description
I am a thylacine male looking for friends, send me an IM at itshobbitton79, jokozo77, jokozo78 on aim, hobbitton9 on yahoo and hobbitton9@yahoo.com on msn, e-mail me at hobbitton9@yahoo.com so please send me IM's or e-mails I just want friends!Enjoys to meet people

EDIT: Suprise suprise, they live around the Boston area. Nothing but college kids and shit-eaters out there. I live in Western Mass, the working class part of the state.

Tailgunner · Vociferator Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 327

Link: Mouse?

>:D

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

So because I was warned not to I looked at random ads in my state.

Only one of them was overweight.

I am very much impressed.

vanilla rin · Qualificator Joined: 03 Jul 2005 Posts: 31

Oh HELL no! Look up Massachusetts alone!

I know we have North Hampden and Providencetown being the Lesbian and Gay capitals of the world respectively being as liberal as the populac is, but God DAMN, this many "people" here in my home state?

... fuck you, I live in Massachusetts, as well. Stop reminding me.

http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=1874

... why am I somewhat aroused? Stop this at once.

5thehardway · Prattler Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 161

What the fuck does this even mean?

hmm well I am the wolf known as siriswolf and well i am looking for any furries to help in the revelution so i dont really know what to write in this ad but i do have a few questions like hmm how many furs have ever wanted to have a(n)a sexual ordeal between you mate and someone you have obsesd about for ever but also how about this and well I need help to start it but how i dont know but when we are done the whole human race will be slave to the furries of the world and well to hear how to help email me at siriswolf@gmail.com and we need volenteers to organize meetings in local areas to discuss what we need to do err so

:shock:

Edit:

Oh my God.

Edit2:

Hoo boy, one of these:

Online, I'm an ageplayer, and I'm into younger furs. Because of that, and my belief in not hiding it, some people call me controversial. I don't blame them. I am who I am. I try not to hide my real self. I believe that love is love no matter the age.

Lim-Dul · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Jul 2005 Posts: 73

Oh my God.

Whats worse is that he is a firefighter, not a fireman (must burn the evil hyuoomaaaan books.)...
Furry firefighter... MY GOD.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

What the fuck does this even mean?

hmm well I am the wolf known as siriswolf and well i am looking for any furries to help in the revelution so i dont really know what to write in this ad but i do have a few questions like hmm how many furs have ever wanted to have a(n)a sexual ordeal between you mate and someone you have obsesd about for ever but also how about this and well I need help to start it but how i dont know but when we are done the whole human race will be slave to the furries of the world and well to hear how to help email me at siriswolf@gmail.com and we need volenteers to organize meetings in local areas to discuss what we need to do err so

no matter the age.

I think it means the american schoolsystem really sucks. I'm praying english is that kids second language

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

and he's not a dalmation?

Color me disappointed.

Lim-Dul · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Jul 2005 Posts: 73

I think it means the american schoolsystem really sucks. I'm praying english is that kids second language

Even if the english is taught well, none of the kids will care to follow the grammar rules. The internet along with socially acceptable idiocy is helping accelerate the downfall of english.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=1874
http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=4719

Hey, they're both kinda cute!
Annnddd I looked up people in my area despite the warnings. :(
http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=138
Ewwww "definete bottom" :X
http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=3474
His Bio frightens me :(

I have very little social skills IRL so if you can't stand to be around someone that might say something like: "I Love Dog Penis!" or "AHHH! My Nipples fell off!" at totally random times in public or around old ladies and children then ya don't wanna make friends with me.

http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=4346
...No comment.
Oh, and speaking of looking like your fursona...
http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=4334
There are some really surprisingly hot guys on here, by the way...I find that strange...:?

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=3474

Ah, Axelfurret, zooaphile defender and deadbeat teenager. Complete fucktwit, ask Bobby for details.

Tailgunner · Vociferator Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 327

LINK: Wow, a normal guy

Poor soul. This guy posting an ad here is on the same level of a straight man unwittingly goes to a gay bar to look for a date.

EDIT: OMG!

Link: This hits WAY too close to home!

I did a job up there in Hampshire college installing a fire alarm.

Um. I'm transgendered, but very easy-going about it. Most of my friends use the male pronouns, and it doesn't both me any, so use whichever pronouns you like. Cycle through them, even! I am just recently coming off hormones (I acquired them without a prescription and could not afford to stay on them for long). As estrogen leaves my body and testosterone enters it, I'm experiencing menopause and puberty at the same time (in a way)! Fun! Hopefully, I will soon finangle some sort of legal hormone treatment soon. And therapy, that would be good again. Anyhow, if you're curious/want information or help, I'd be happy to talk. Or if you're further along than I am, well, I could use a mentor/"older sister" kind relationship. I feel lost and alone a lot.

WAY too much information. At least he/she had the common courtesy to provide the headsup though, rather than brace for the "WTF!!!???" moment that inevitably happens.

Tailgunner · Vociferator Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 327

Ok people, fess up. Which one of you is responsible for THIS?

ROFL!

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

Oh my Lord. I actually had an ad up there for a couple weeks. In my profile I actually said I wasn't looking for any loopy bouncy fox types, or anyone who was just trolling for sex. I took my ad down after I got two IMs, one from a loopy bouncy fox type (who thankfully left me alone after that) and some other guy who turned out to just be looking for a fuck buddy at Anthrocon.

My favorite part about Pounced? The guys looking strictly for girls there. Ah, to be young and naive again.

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 166

Ok people, fess up. Which one of you is responsible for THIS?

ROFL!

That is all kinds of awesome. =D

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

Make it stop.

Edit: Guess who.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Make it stop.

Ayyy my eyes :(

vanilla rin · Qualificator Joined: 03 Jul 2005 Posts: 31

Link: This hits WAY too close to home!

I did a job up there in Hampshire college installing a fire alarm.

craziness.

WAY too much information. At least he/she had the common courtesy to provide the headsup though, rather than brace for the "WTF!!!???" moment that inevitably happens.

I'm almost positive I've seen this one around. I went to this open mic night, and there were a bunch of furries there (the bad kind-- they're obvious around UMASS, with tails and all), and I'm near certain this one was there. Please tell me this isn't true.

AlbinoHagfish · Prattler Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Posts: 199

Look long enough and you'll find me. I'm not kidding. I was bored one day so...ah, I have no excuse. XD

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

I'm making one of these...in jest of course.

Don't feel bad albino ( :lol: )

Before i knew exactly what furry was all about i made a space on the furry proximity locator. I have since been contacted once for a "local fur meet. Suiters, zoo's, and lifestylers welcome"

I didn't respond :x

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Look long enough and you'll find me. I'm not kidding. I was bored one day so...ah, I have no excuse. XD

I can't find it but you already know I am teh lesb0 for you anyways.

Evil · Rasophore Joined: 24 Sep 2005 Posts: 62

I shave and take showers everyday

O RLY?

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

I shave and take showers everyday

O RLY?

LOL, only in furry would it be a good idea to mention that on a personal add. I don't even do that. I only shave a couple of times a week cuz i look like i'm 10......and the 12 oclock shadow accentuates my sculpturesque jaw line :wink:

This guy might be the cleanest fur in furrydom, too bad his mind is probably filthy beyond words

Evil · Rasophore Joined: 24 Sep 2005 Posts: 62

his mind is probably filthy beyond words

Yes, it is.

hornball type with a few normal fetishes and maybe one unusual one lol

Im very flexible, well endowed (8.5 inch Im told thats bigger than average.)

(I shave more than just my face *wink wink*)

"I Love Dog Penis!"

You'd think posting that shit in a personal ad would be a bad thing, as it would scare most people the fuck off. Not in furry though.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

his mind is probably filthy beyond words

Yes, it is.

hornball type with a few normal fetishes and maybe one unusual one lol

Im very flexible, well endowed (8.5 inch Im told thats bigger than average.)

(I shave more than just my face *wink wink*)

"I Love Dog Penis!"

You'd think posting that shit in a personal ad would be a bad thing, as it would scare most people the fuck off. Not in furry though.

Hell, I bet he's gotten a few hundred replies to that ad with things like that in his bio.

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

Make it stop.

Hahahahahaha. The best thing is the hideous hambeast photo mere inches away from the anorexically-thin 'fursona' pic.

I can't find it but you already know I am teh lesb0 for you anyways.

Angry toothy gerbil thing X spineless slime-excreting thingy. HAWT!

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Apparently all furries have cocks 8 inches or bigger. I think guys with big dicks don't talk about them mainly cuz, who's going to believe them? Oh yeah, and nobody wants to know that either.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Angry toothy gerbil thing X spineless slime-excreting thingy. HAWT!

ITS A DOG DAMMIT

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

* chough *

If anything, unlike most people on Pounced, I'm not on there looking for fuck buddies, I was just curious if there were any other furries within my area.

AlbinoHagfish · Prattler Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Posts: 199

Well, since Stoneth linked... Let the mocking begin!

SkunkDogFromSpace · Venter Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 222

xD

I should write some fake-ad there

stoneth's ad

I'd hit it :D

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

* chough *

If anything, unlike most people on Pounced, I'm not on there looking for fuck buddies, I was just curious if there were any other furries within my area.

Damn you, i was hoping for a pic, i was going to make a card.

Stoneth:
Filthiest of furverts

Fetish: Rape/Anal vore
Main Attack: Rape/Anal vore
Special power: Summoning satan
Weakness: All that is right with humanity

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

Damn you, i was hoping for a pic, i was going to make a card.

I have one, but you'd have to bribe me good for it. After all, Stoney is my buddy, right?

And LOL yeah, I have an add. Good exposure for the NC_Fur community. :D Cause most of us hate the stupid furries and we've kicked a lot of scary/creepy furs out of the group. High society and all that rubbish.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Damn you, i was hoping for a pic, i was going to make a card.

I have one, but you'd have to bribe me good for it. After all, Stoney is my buddy, right?

And LOL yeah, I have an add. Good exposure for the NC_Fur community. :D Cause most of us hate the stupid furries and we've kicked a lot of scary/creepy furs out of the group. High society and all that rubbish.

I would, but i'm still recovering of the snubbing i received with these not being put in the gallery :cry:

Apparently newmeat didn't find them obscure or in-jokey enough cuz he didn't make them. I think they are both worthy. This is a bigger travesty than madonna not winning an academy award nomination for Evita :lol: :lol:

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

The trap has been set, but I'm wondering if I've opened a Pandora's Box...

Think I came on too strongly?

AlbinoHagfish · Prattler Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Posts: 199

The trap has been set, but I'm wondering if I've opened a Pandora's Box...

Think I came on too strongly?

Fugging perfect. They'll all go wild for you. Oh, and I changed my ad to be visible to the public. It's boring though.

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 534

Lim-Dul · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Jul 2005 Posts: 73

Hahahh... All the threads in the Wasteland should have that as the first post.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

The trap has been set, but I'm wondering if I've opened a Pandora's Box...

Think I came on too strongly?

THe main question is whether this counts as trolling, considering you'll mock and inform us all of the first awkward reply you get... And quietly respond to each thereafter. :lol:

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

A quick rundown of furries in my state:

http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=382

heylo ^_^ im looking for a mate or girlfriend or boyfriend maybe or something...

Ahh... a sad whimper of desperation, tinged with just a hint of sexual confusion.

http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=1996

This one seems... oddly normal :?

http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=3691

I'm just a all around nice guy form New Orleans, Louisiana.

Not anymore you're not.

http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=1594

Well lets see..

Background info on the right pic up there. Yes, that is me. The pic was taken for anchor purposes on a furry news show I play around with. Also, the jacket i am wearing is black not green, yes, I am really 16. (I get those questions often..)

That pic = ROFLMAO

Hobbies:
I am into digital media and things of that nature, I film, edit, produce, ect.. I am into anything outdoors (as long as it is cold!!) I also have Second Life (don't we all) my name on there is Siku Maginot.

No. Most of us are fine with the first one we actually have.

Louisiana really sucks, unless you go waaaayy down south where there are actually some furs, I have been to a few meets down there and it is great. I am planning on going to a con very soon but I would like to hold off and get a fur suit first ;)

I've taken some odd pride that we don't have many furries in Louisiana (they're probably scared off by all the black people), and now take some comfort in knowing that hurricane Katrina's effects weren't all bad. That is, until I realize the furries that didn't drown in their fursuits while trying to save precious furmag collections are now migrating up here. Damn.

http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=3295

LOL @ expression on dudes face

http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=3395

ZOMG a real life cute guy! Get him ladies, he won't last long ;)

USMC-Sgt.MURDER · Coadjutor Joined: 26 Aug 2005 Posts: 82

I'm just a all around nice guy form New Orleans, Louisiana.

Not anymore you're not.

Oh you bastard... LOL

Tailgunner · Vociferator Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 327

Hahahh... All the threads in the Wasteland should have that as the first post.

Except for MY threads!

:}

Tailgunner · Vociferator Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 327

LINK: Hee hee hee

LMFAO!

Those silly Brits!

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

Well, since Stoneth linked... Let the mocking begin!

Daaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmnn!

What's to mock?

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=5008
HEEEEEEEY BABY

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 106

http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=5008
HEEEEEEEY BABY

Hahaha, SMUG-O-METER READINGS OFF THE CHARTS ding ding ding

Do you want a fat, middle-aged, lazy smartass with bad hygiene who won't appreciate you? Form a line!

Also I love how he chose to mix "cultured" hobbies like drinking wine and listening to jazz with playing with his cat. Gotta keep it furry here, folks!

The Flying Fox · Coadjutor Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 93

Weekends usually find me hiking or doing something outdoors...

I really don't want to know what that 'Something' is... But I hazard to take a guess that it involves

LAUGHING AT HOBOS or something similarily smug, like kicking dogs for not being cats.

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 415

Well, since Stoneth linked... Let the mocking begin!

Daaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmnn!

What's to mock?

Title Feral but Nerdy
Sex/Age Female/18
Location US/CA
Relationship(s) Casual,Good,Yiff,Short
Seeking Male,Female,Trans
Species Other-Other (Azathite: Tentacled Draconic Demon)
Last Modified 2005-10-01

Still hot, though.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Damn you, i was hoping for a pic, i was going to make a card.

Why don't I save you the trouble?

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

The most notable response I've gotten is from this guy. Disturbing.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

I love a well-endowed guy, the thicker the better. Something that's sure to make me gag and choke when they're shoving it down my throat.

I loled.

http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=5575
http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=4391
http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=4301 WEREWOLF :O
http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=3620 SPECIESIST :O

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

The most notable response I've gotten is from this guy. Disturbing.

Anyone else reminded of the token furry guy from Ghastly's comic? (NWS, but that's standard for Ghastly)

Ah, I can hear him whining "Stop persecuting me!" already.

AlbinoHagfish · Prattler Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Posts: 199

I've definatly gotten some weirdos. I got one guy who seemed normal enough until he called me. He had this deep mopey voice and spoke about how depressed he was while I "mm-hmm"ed and read a catalog. The weirdness started when his breathing changed. I asked what was up and he said HIS DOG WAS FUCKING HIM. I made up an excuse to leave and before I did he said "I love you". FUCK THAT.

5thehardway · Prattler Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 161

this guy

Species Rodent-Rabbit

*tsk* Dammit, people, do some research. They're lagomorphs!

Edit:

http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=3620 SPECIESIST :O

Update: Im yiffy!! lol Got me a mate and im very happy.

...

Update: I will not be posting further news about my non-existant "sex life" anymore.

Update: ...
My latest mate has left me v_v but never fear! I have a new mate one that is very good to me and loves me lots!

LAFFO

Sinclair · Prattler Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 125

Oh God.

I cry inside.

5thehardway · Prattler Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 161

I made up an excuse to leave and before I did he said "I love you". FUCK THAT.

Maybe he was saying it to his dog.

AlbinoHagfish · Prattler Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Posts: 199

Hopefully.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

Hey baby give me your number.

Squizzle · Prattler Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Posts: 121

Species Rodent-Rabbit

Dammit, people, do some research. They're lagomorphs!

I think those classifications are hard-set by the system. I think I've seen a couple of "Rodent-Ferret"s. At least rabbits are herbivores! This is probably the least way that Pounced is fucked up.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

hay wanna yiff hottie
BTW, Stoneth is cute.
Shave the 'stache and we'll talk.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

Hey baby give me your number.

Sweet baby Jesus! He even looks like he wants to kill and eat you, and has done so many times in the past.

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 106

http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=4210

Hey. Fantastic.

5thehardway · Prattler Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 161

http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=4210

Hey. Fantastic.

So Chewbacca dumped Malla and now he's trolling for ass on Pounced?

(oh, God, I can't believe I just referenced the Star Wars Holiday Special =X)

Sixtail · Coadjutor Joined: 30 Aug 2004 Posts: 93

Hey baby give me your number.

Sweet baby Jesus! He even looks like he wants to kill and eat you, and has done so many times in the past.

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

And he had..a female? BULLLLLLLSSSSSSSHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT.

AlbinoHagfish · Prattler Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Posts: 199

The hairy dude one has to be fake. And uh...the other guy...I'm lost for words and terrified.

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 106

20% of the ads on this site have got to be just for the lawl.

The chewbacca syndrome thing is probably a fake, and the grotesquely enormous man probably is, since I've seen that awful picture every damn place on the internet.

Unless of course it originated on pounced, which certainly isn't something I'd refuse to believe :(

So many boners, ruined

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

I've seen the hairy guys before - some Ripley's or Discovery special or something. Yeah, obviously two different people in that ad. One of who lives in Mexico. Uh, congratulations to whoever wrote that description, creepy as it is...

And now, OMG CRAZY GOTHI KITTI (feel the rebellion)

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=3395

ZOMG a real life cute guy! Get him ladies, he won't last long ;)

That so looks like Sibe's avatar/furry character...

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

And now, OMG CRAZY GOTHI KITTI (feel the rebellion)

I like how she wants people to im her, yet; leaves no SN.

http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hcenc=1&hpad=3395

ZOMG a real life cute guy! Get him ladies, he won't last long ;)

That so looks like Sibe's avatar/furry character...

I thought so too. ZOMG ART THEFT?!

Edit: OH SHIT. 4CHAN INVASION.

I'm not going to point any fingers. But they are SO screwed.

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 106

I've seen the hairy guys before - some Ripley's or Discovery special or something. Yeah, obviously two different people in that ad. One of who lives in Mexico. Uh, congratulations to whoever wrote that description, creepy as it is...

I can't remember the name of this condition, but I think only a couple of families in the world carry the gene that causes this. I think the guy who made the ad just uh...wants to make himself into a giant itchy beard too.

I suppose if there are people who want to be plexiglass vixens, then anything's possible.

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

Edit: OH SHIT. 4CHAN INVASION.

Oh snap. It's only a matter of time before it hits PoE. Sit back and enjoy the lulz, folks.

Squizzle · Prattler Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Posts: 121

Hey baby give me your number.

Sweet baby Jesus! He even looks like he wants to kill and eat you, and has done so many times in the past.

It's Patrick Deuel (again).

I can't remember the name of this condition, but I think only a couple of families in the world carry the gene that causes this.

There's hairy guy's page page again: it gives the name, which I think makes it likelier that the page's a gag. ("Well, duh," says Echo.) It's generalised hypertrichosis.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

20% of the ads on this site have got to be just for the lawl.

The chewbacca syndrome thing is probably a fake, and the grotesquely enormous man probably is, since I've seen that awful picture every damn place on the internet.

Edit: OH SHIT. 4CHAN INVASION.

I'm not going to point any fingers. But they are SO screwed.

Suddenly, PoE's 'Prime Directive' makes a fuckload more sense.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

Oh, haha. Probably a joke photo/account, then. The sad part is that I didn't immediately suspect it was fake. Furries are so bad that no amount of humerous exaggeration can match reality. Not for five minutes would I doubt that someone like that would post on Pounced. As a matter of fact I've met a furry who was very close to debiliation from his weight.

The photos on the 'Chewbacca' ad are of real people, but obviously they don't actually depict the person who posted it. Just wishful thinking on his part, which shows how little thought most furries give to the logistics of being a fur-bearing critter.

Shaving in the morning must be a royal bitch for people with that condition. :(

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

And now, OMG CRAZY GOTHI KITTI (feel the rebellion)

I enjoy random things like writing and talking online, seems most of my friends have the same hectic lifestyle I do

Writing and talking online is hectic?

The Flying Fox · Coadjutor Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 93

Writing and talking online is hectic?

Yeah, well of course it is, between all the hanging out in a car park and surfing Hot Topic.

SkunkDogFromSpace · Venter Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 222

http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hpad=5710

I'm choking on my laugh here, dude :D
That was awesome.

It kinda saddens me that the hairy guy is searching for someone throught pounced. It gives me the feeling that he cannot find anyone who would luv him and he has to hit on furries :´(
What a horrible faith.