Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

http://fur.x0.com/

Site's in Japanese, but it's pretty easy to navigate anyway.

Who the hell spends this kind of time making these stupid games.

The Flying Fox · Coadjutor Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 93

The same kind of people who believe this is actually worthwhile doing, unfortunately.

I didn't even bother entering the site, as soon as I saw it was japanese all over I just knew it was going to be depraved of all sanity.

SkunkDogFromSpace · Venter Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 222

Japanese people make me sad D:
They eat canned dog penises, play videogames and kill themselves because school is too damn hard.. that place is fucked up o_o

I will not click the link... until I'm reeeeeeally drunk.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

It looks like something Taral Wayne would make(if he had a budget,and a bit more of an work ethic)Oy vey! :roll:

The Flying Fox · Coadjutor Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 93

They eat canned dog penises

Uh, must be the pocky... Anyway, other cultures eat a lot of weird stuff... They eat sheep heads in Norway, shouldn't be too shocked about it, really. But yeah, Japan is scary.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

I still say it looks like Taral Wayne art(canned doggie dongs aside) :twisted:

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 658

http://fur.x0.com/

Site's in Japanese, but it's pretty easy to navigate anyway.

Who the hell spends this kind of time making these stupid games.

Now, when you titled the thread "3D Furry game" for some reason I thought you were gonna post about Vivisector

Barry Scott · Prattler Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 152

While that is bad (very bad in fact), I've seen much, MUCH worse.

LlapseoApso · Lurker Joined: 05 Oct 2005 Posts: 1

I couldn't find a game (stupid Japanese site), but I did see some horrible images of a little gray fox humping on some horrible looking furry monstrosity with multiple breasts.

WHY?!?!?!? :cry:

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Now, when you titled the thread "3D Furry game" for some reason I thought you were gonna post about Vivisector

That actually looks pretty friggin' awesome. Like Halflife meets Island of Doctor Moreau. Then again Russian fps often have a very gritty and epic feeling to them. Isn't 'S.T.A.L.K.E.R.' also from a Russian company?

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Now, when you titled the thread "3D Furry game" for some reason I thought you were gonna post about Vivisector

That actually looks pretty friggin' awesome. Like Halflife meets Island of Doctor Moreau. Then again Russian fps often have a very gritty and epic feeling to them. Isn't 'S.T.A.L.K.E.R.' also from a Russian company?

I believe it is. I'm just praying that stalker comes to next gen consoles, or rev or 360 at least

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

Oh nice, some sort of game or movie about a dog humping a little girl. Jesus.

Also, is it some unique fascination with the Japanese to put multiple breasts on furries? They're not the only ones who do it, but 9 times out of 10 Japanese furry artists do the multi-breasted thing. You'd think two would be enough.

The Flying Fox · Coadjutor Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 93

Apparently, they're delving deeper into the animalistic with their art, gradually leading their followers into bestiality. x_x

I honestly hope some day that FurryDumb will become a cult, so they can all jump off a cliff to 'Cast aside their hyooman flesh and be reborn pure and free yay!!!'

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Apparently, they're delving deeper into the animalistic with their art, gradually leading their followers into bestiality. x_x

I honestly hope some day that FurryDumb will become a cult, so they can all jump off a cliff to 'Cast aside their hyooman flesh and be reborn pure and free yay!!!'

Highly unlikley.
If they decided to perform a mass-suicide...it'd be something involving tainted kool-aide and dog spooge.

The Flying Fox · Coadjutor Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 93

Or because one of their most beloved artist stopped drawing. Hey, I wonder how many would keel over if Micah stopped drawing pr0n? o.O Must be quite a few, considering she's quite popular.

Maybe I can kidnap her, you know. To see what happens.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Or because one of their most beloved artist stopped drawing. Hey, I wonder how many would keel over if Micah stopped drawing pr0n? o.O Must be quite a few, considering she's quite popular.

Maybe I can kidnap her, you know. To see what happens.

You do and TNM will fly away on his magic chimbney sweeper to where you live and kill you with an Avada Kedavra.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Lay off Micah, Fox.

The multibreast thing is only done because Japan has to take porn one step farther into the weird spectrum... Some multibreated smut exists in furrydom, but I don't see how it's any more bestial than doggy knots. It's just one of the weird-for-the-sake-of-weird things with some smut authors/'artists', or just the one handed drawers. See Kelly Price.

Sixtail · Coadjutor Joined: 30 Aug 2004 Posts: 93

Or because one of their most beloved artist stopped drawing. Hey, I wonder how many would keel over if Micah stopped drawing pr0n? o.O Must be quite a few, considering she's quite popular.

Maybe I can kidnap her, you know. To see what happens.

Leave Micah alone. I'm proud of her in finding a good way to make money, draw stuff she wants, yet piss off all would be stalkers by hanging with us and marrying TNM. It's a intresting paradox to me, all those furries who would love to tar and feather her..but can't!

The Flying Fox · Coadjutor Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 93

xD

Seeing as the response to my suggestion of FurryDumb population control was mostly negative, I am sad to announce that construction on my Micah-nap-O-bot will have to be discontinued. Work on my initial project, the Fwuffy-B-Gone disintergrator beam, will be resumed instead.

How taxing it is to be a genius.

And I share your pride of Micah, although not knowing her personally. We need more people like that around, who have the balls (ironic.) to do what she does.

Middy · Qualificator Joined: 06 Oct 2005 Posts: 16

Silly animal freakthing, fireworks don't go there.

Doom · Rasophore Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Posts: 56

Silly animal freakthing, fireworks don't go there.

That totally looks like the shower-of-sparks effect you see in FPS games every now and then. The kind that comes from malfunctioning robots or some shit. Must be one of those oversexed furry cyborgs.

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 415

Silly animal freakthing, fireworks don't go there.

Looks like a normal FPS ricochet. She just got shot in the vagina, I guess.

Or maybe it's supposed to be piss or, given hentai, the massive quantities of unknown liquid that always come out a girl's vagina during sex.

What I find funny is that they spend all that time modeling and make them look like molded metal. How hard is it to make a hair texture, even if you're doing low-poly models?

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Silly animal freakthing, fireworks don't go there.

It's like the fucking fourth of July all over again

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Silly animal freakthing, fireworks don't go there.

awesome, i wish i had phosphorescent piss too. I'd spell shit out in the streets at night.

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 534

Silly animal freakthing, fireworks don't go there.

awesome, i wish i had phosphorescent piss too. I'd spell shit out in the streets at night.

In 1669, a German merchant called Henning Brand distillated great quantities of urine, and found a dust on the bottom of the receptacle that shined in the darkness. Thus phosphorus (from phos "light" + phoros "bearer,") was discovered.

In other words, if you distillate enough of your own piss it will shine, too.

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

In other words, if you distillate enough of your own piss it will shine, too.

The Flying Fox · Coadjutor Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 93

In other words, if you distillate enough of your own piss it will shine, too.

Thank you for that information, now I am one step closer to the edge of the cliff.

Ruphia · Qualificator Joined: 03 Mar 2005 Posts: 24

So the hambeast from that one thread wasn't distilling her piss because she's a horrible monster, but because she's an ameteur scientist. We had it all wrong!

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

He's about to break!

Seriously, taking an M249 to furries sounds like a wonderfully cathartic experience. CYD should buy in bulk and redistribute. Ahahaha.

CrazyBomber · Prattler Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 137

Seriously, taking an M249 to furries sounds like a wonderfully cathartic experience.

Seconded.

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 106

They eat canned dog penises

Pardon?

(I guess I could find out about this via Google, but I'm hesitant to type "dog penis eating japanese" in and see all the results)

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

They eat canned dog penises

Pardon?

(I guess I could find out about this via Google, but I'm hesitant to type "dog penis eating japanese" in and see all the results)

Fortunately, I'm not. However, it's better if you enter in http://www.google.com/search?q=%22dog+penis%22+eating+japanese+-sex+-sexy just to filter out the crap.

First on the list is http://www.harpers.org/Dog.html which links to an article:

Sales of deer, goat, and dog penis were down in China due to the popularity of Viagra.

This is better explained in match #5, titled "Dog meat row hits HK chain"

Traditionally, the meat from a black dog was the most valued because it was said to drive away evil spirits.

A dog's penis is also regarded as an aphrodisiac.

So there you go. Look for it at McDonalds everywhere.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

They eat canned dog penises

Pardon?

(I guess I could find out about this via Google, but I'm hesitant to type "dog penis eating japanese" in and see all the results)

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

They eat canned dog penises

Pardon?

(I guess I could find out about this via Google, but I'm hesitant to type "dog penis eating japanese" in and see all the results)

yuh, look how happy it looks

has the vore community discovered this?
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No matter what kind of crappy employment i get in the future when the going gets tough, i'm just going to remember that there are people, older than me, who are forced to work at a canned dog penis factory. What a life.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

They eat canned dog penises

Pardon?

(I guess I could find out about this via Google, but I'm hesitant to type "dog penis eating japanese" in and see all the results)

NOW WITH 10% MORE KNOT

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 106

(I guess I could find out about this via Google, but I'm hesitant to type "dog penis eating japanese" in and see all the results)

that is fucking awful :cry:

jesus, the little smiling corgi.

just no no no no

The Flying Fox · Coadjutor Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 93

Now, where are these nuclear missile clearance codes when you need 'em...?

Zorn · Qualificator Joined: 18 Sep 2005 Posts: 25

Isnt it ironic that despite Japan being so well known for its animation and comic industries, that nearly all of the japanese furry artists still draw complete shit like the average american one does?

SkunkDogFromSpace · Venter Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 222

D8

I've never seen the can before.. the smiling corgi face will haunt me to my dreams YEAARGH!