Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

JD_mcKenna · Qualificator Joined: 27 Aug 2005 Posts: 15

(Sorry about that, should be visible now)

The artist has talent, their choice of subject is questionable and more then a little disturbing.

http://www.lovethegoat.com/PikachuLipstick.jpg

CI · Apocrisiary Joined: 27 Jul 2005 Posts: 50

I need to register at Livejournal, otherwise I can't see it. Perhaps that's a good thing.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

The artist has talent, their choice of subject is questionable and more then a little distrubing.

Behold Pikachu's Red Rocket!

I am not authorized to view this protected entry. And I'm registered at LiveJournal.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

It was probably made private or friends only. Oh, and the reason why so many are attracted to (not just furry but all) cartoon characters isw that your average Joe has zero creativity and far from zero limbido. It suddenly makes sense why original ideas like ZigZag make such good porn followings when you consider how many furries just draw Sonic characters with dicks, or how many otakus jerk it to and produce Teen Titans porn.

Very fucking sad, and the internet only acts as a magnifying glass on all this.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

I'm just reminded of Micah's pikachu rape drawing.

JD_mcKenna · Qualificator Joined: 27 Aug 2005 Posts: 15

Link edited. Sorry about that.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Um guys? It's part of a LJ community! If you're already have an LJ account, all you have to do is join the community and you can see the image.

That being said, the image itself is very well done. Skillfuly colored, but the image is still disturbing perhaps not so much because of the imagery (as I've seen far to much amateur hentai to be disturbed by much anymore) but because of the obvious obsession that the artist has over the subject in question given the choice of flavor text.

EDIT: JD_mcKenna, I'm quite sure there's a rule against posting NSFW imagery. Link to it instead.

Middy · Qualificator Joined: 06 Oct 2005 Posts: 16

Works for me without joining the community.

That being said, the image itself is very well done. Skillfuly colored, but the image is still disturbing perhaps not so much because of the imagery (as I've seen far to much amateur hentai to be disturbed by much anymore) but because of the obvious obsession that the artist has over the subject in question given the choice of flavor text.

Yes, it would be cute if not for the oozing penis. I didn't see the problem at first until I scrolled down, then "...Oh." Such a waste of talent.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

Such a waste of talent.

Not to mention stem-cells.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

That image makes me sad. :(

CI · Apocrisiary Joined: 27 Jul 2005 Posts: 50

all you have to do is join the community and you can see the image.

Um...

No.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

all you have to do is join the community and you can see the image.

Um...

No.

Pfft! Where's your sense of atrocity tourism, sir? :lol:

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

all you have to do is join the community and you can see the image.

Um...

No.

Think of it as VCL Horrors only sans the VCL and with actual people. This is the atrocity archive after all.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

When I saw the title of this post, I reckoned it was about

or

Iveechan · Qualificator Joined: 27 Sep 2005 Posts: 31

I hate Pikachu. I'm more of a Hitmonchan person myself though...

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

Hey! how about a "Norn"(the fuzzy computor critters,not the nordic spirits)beating the Hell out of pikachu with a cricket bat?...It's just an Idea :wink:

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

I think pikachus are adorable. I also think they're based on chinchillas rather than rats or mice. *shrugs*

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

I like pikachus too (I think they're based on hamsters) but my favorite pokémon has always been vulpix (followed by poochyena). In fact, many many moons ago, I had a portion of my website dedicated to vulpix.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

Meowth \m/

CI · Apocrisiary Joined: 27 Jul 2005 Posts: 50

Pika. Though the cartoon looks more like a chinchilla.

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

Pika. Though the cartoon looks more like a chinchilla.

I thought about that, but figured that something was mis-translated somewhere and they're actually chinchillas rather than pikas, because...for one thing, pikas have no tails (or very short stubby ones) while chinchillas have long bushy tails...and pikas also have small rounded ears, while chinchillas have larger longer ears...but maybe it's just wishful thinking on my part, because I love chinchillas. ;)

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

I'm surprised I haven't stumbled over any Ling-Ling porn yet. Seems like the only logical next step. Maybe Biohazard already has some, that would be a dissapointment.

Barry Scott · Prattler Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 152

Why do I get the feeling I'm in a support group, hugging a guy with bitch tits for no good reason?

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Why do I get the feeling I'm in a support group, hugging a guy with bitch tits for no good reason?

Because you watched Fight Club too many times?

Iveechan · Qualificator Joined: 27 Sep 2005 Posts: 31

I'm surprised I haven't stumbled over any Ling-Ling porn yet. Seems like the only logical next step. Maybe Biohazard already has some, that would be a dissapointment.

I've seen some Ling-Ling porn back when Sheezy was the furry porn haven. Ah, the good ol' days.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

I'm surprised I haven't stumbled over any Ling-Ling porn yet. Seems like the only logical next step. Maybe Biohazard already has some, that would be a dissapointment.

There's def. Ling Ling porn out there...I remember seeing some somewhere on WWOEC once.
PS-Growlithe is the shit.

CI · Apocrisiary Joined: 27 Jul 2005 Posts: 50

Why do I get the feeling I'm in a support group, hugging a guy with bitch tits for no good reason?

What? We can't discuss the etymology of Japanese cartoon characters now?

Anyhow, I lost almost all interest once I realised that no-one above the age of twelve could trade me Pokemon from the Gameboy's blue version. That and the whole maketing ploy thing.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Anyhow, I lost almost all interest once I realised that no-one above the age of twelve could trade me Pokemon from the Gameboy's blue version. That and the whole maketing ploy thing.

Funny, when I played Pokémon GS, I used to do mystery gifts and trades with other students every day at my community college. The show might be crap, but the Pokémon rpgs themselves are quite fun.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

I'm only 23 and I still have no idea what this pokemon shit is.

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

I'm only 23 and I still have no idea what this pokemon shit is.

You mean the Nordic countries weren't infected? Oh thank gods, there's still hope for humanity...

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

You mean the Nordic countries weren't infected? Oh thank gods, there's still hope for humanity...

They were, actually. I just don't watch saturday morning cartoons, skip the toy department in stores and mostly play r-rated or sports themed video games.

Iveechan · Qualificator Joined: 27 Sep 2005 Posts: 31

Holy crap, even among furry mockers theres people who love those friggin' dog Pokemon >_<

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Holy crap, even among furry mockers theres people who love those friggin' dog Pokemon >_<

stfu he's cute :(

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

Hmmmmm,okay, how about a mecha duel between Strawberryshortcake and My little pony?......nevermind..... :roll:

Middy · Qualificator Joined: 06 Oct 2005 Posts: 16

When I saw the title of this post, I reckoned it was about

Here you go (bottom of the page). Yes, that rat is Megavolt, needlessly redesigned to be "darker" -- and gay -- as seems to be a fad these days.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Here you go

And I had just forgotten about this page too, after seeing it on PoE awhile back.

needlessly redesigned to be "darker" -- and gay -- as seems to be a fad these days.

Yes indeed.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

I forgot about that show. Apparently it's been out for well over a month...has anyone actually seen the damn thing?

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

When I saw the title of this post, I reckoned it was about

Here you go (bottom of the page). Yes, that rat is Megavolt, needlessly redesigned to be "darker" -- and gay -- as seems to be a fad these days.

I remember that site from POE, as well.
And my first thought was "come to think of it, Megavolt was always kind of a queer".
Then I realized there was something wrong with me.

JD_mcKenna · Qualificator Joined: 27 Aug 2005 Posts: 15

When I saw the title of this post, I reckoned it was about

Here you go (bottom of the page). Yes, that rat is Megavolt, needlessly redesigned to be "darker" -- and gay -- as seems to be a fad these days.

It's going from fad to annoying. Bushroot's accident was due to a girl, I remember that much, but according to that site, it was a guy. *Eyeroll* If you wamt to "out" a canonn character, fine. But keep his fraggin origins intact, damnit!

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

D:
http://www.dirtybaka.com/Maturation/images/2005_1/Spug_love_hurts.jpg

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 415

D:
http://www.dirtybaka.com/Maturation/images/2005_1/Spug_love_hurts.jpg

OMG EMO FURIOUSLY ("furry-ously") CUTTING SELF

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

D:
http://www.dirtybaka.com/Maturation/images/2005_1/Spug_love_hurts.jpg

OMG EMO FURIOUSLY ("furry-ously") CUTTING SELF

emo PENIS PENIS

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

:mrgreen: too sick for words! :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

Here you go (bottom of the page). Yes, that rat is Megavolt, needlessly redesigned to be "darker" -- and gay -- as seems to be a fad these days.

That is the single most fucking stupid thing I've seen in weeks. Seems like someone found his/her sexuality while watching that idiotic cartoon and is now expressing his suppressed feelings of emo fucking boo hoo gay.

Middy · Qualificator Joined: 06 Oct 2005 Posts: 16

Here you go (bottom of the page). Yes, that rat is Megavolt, needlessly redesigned to be "darker" -- and gay -- as seems to be a fad these days.

That is the single most fucking stupid thing I've seen in weeks. Seems like someone found his/her sexuality while watching that idiotic cartoon and is now expressing his suppressed feelings of emo fucking boo hoo gay.

Her.

But yeah.

Dejan · Prattler Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 103

I remember playing pokemon red on a gameboy emulator when I was stuck with a 486 win95/dos6.2 box in 1999... it was quite fun since "Master of Magic" was too frustrating as it kept crashing on me all the time. Tried the gameboy-link emulation to run another GB with pokemon blue on it so I could haxx0r...
... then it kept crashing ,too and I was stuck with going online via telnet so I could chat via IRCII and surf with LYNX.
Frustrating times computer-wise.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

:roll: Now you know why I prefer the "Blood Omen/Soul reaver" series...The horrors of Nosgoth are less frightful than fan-gits obsessed with kiddie 'toons :roll: I know I'm NUTS..what's their excuse? :lol: :lol:

V3Ng3 · Rasophore Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 56

:roll: Now you know why I prefer the "Blood Omen/Soul reaver" series...The horrors of Nosgoth are less frightful than fan-gits obsessed with kiddie 'toons :roll: I know I'm NUTS..what's their excuse? :lol: :lol:

Really? Theres alot of annoying goths out there. Goths and thier Vampires...

Sixtail · Coadjutor Joined: 30 Aug 2004 Posts: 93

Here you go (bottom of the page). Yes, that rat is Megavolt, needlessly redesigned to be "darker" -- and gay -- as seems to be a fad these days.

That is the single most fucking stupid thing I've seen in weeks. Seems like someone found his/her sexuality while watching that idiotic cartoon and is now expressing his suppressed feelings of emo fucking boo hoo gay.

Her.

But yeah.

Disgusted. I didn't need Darkwing Duck infected with huge loads of emo and a longing for two villans to fuck each other. Fans, fantastic at fucking things up. Allways.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Here you go (bottom of the page). Yes, that rat is Megavolt, needlessly redesigned to be "darker" -- and gay -- as seems to be a fad these days.

That is the single most fucking stupid thing I've seen in weeks. Seems like someone found his/her sexuality while watching that idiotic cartoon and is now expressing his suppressed feelings of emo fucking boo hoo gay.

Her.

But yeah.

Disgusted. I didn't need Darkwing Duck infected with huge loads of emo and a longing for two villans to fuck each other. Fans, fantastic at fucking things up. Allways.

WELCOME TO EVERY FANDOM
EVER

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

To:N3ng3;re: goths....I have a few that are friends,some that are enemies,But by in large,less annoying than sports fans and Jehova's witnesses :wink:

The Flying Fox · Coadjutor Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 93

Oh, prepare ye for a merry olde rante.

When I was young, I had the games. I can remember drooling over them in the schoolyard along with the other kids, obsessively ranting about this creature's stats and the other's ability to summon condoms or whatever. Quite suddenly, sometime around when I was twelve, I lost all interest. I can't say what it was, OH WAIT IT WAS THE GOD DAMN MONOTONY. The first two games? Magic. Genious. The series? Uhh, okay, drawn like someone's ass, but sure, I could stand them. First movie, getting creepy. Second movie, getting stupid. Third movie, getting mind-numbingly idiotic. Fourth... Is there a fourth? I sure as hell hope not.

Every single ****ing year they come up with a clone of the first game. Sure, since then you've got colors, you've got gay interactivity, you've got a million other badly drawn retard insects to ram into a little ball (and hopefully shove down your throat for being dumb enough to buy into this word-spanning cheesegimmick) and then some. But what really gets me is the inability to make a single good 3D game out of this crap. Is copying and pasting a few sprites and scripts too hard for the monolithic unification of the drone-like Japanese buisnessmindedness of Nintendo's software developers almost too hard to handle? Can they actually be unable to make one satisfying 3D adventure out of what has become an entire mythology of Ball-cramming?

Unable, or unwilling to give up one of their greatest cash-generators since the Rosebud and ;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;: code and do something original? I'LL TAKE THE LATTER. THAT is why I hate Pokemon. Oh, also because it's retarded.

Apologies to anyone who's a fan of the series, but come on. DUH. It's japanese, that should be reason enough to douse the whole thing in kerosene and setting it alight.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

Ahhh,from the folks who brought you the rape of Nanking,The Bataan death march,and Pearl harbor! :wink: