Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Rain · Qualificator Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 9

Y'ello. I've lurked here for a couple months and finally decided to crawl out of the shadows. It's good to find an outlet for my rampant disgust with what the fandom has (de)evolved into. Bleh. Anyway I am a member of a highly endangered species known as 'non-slutty female furries.' May I add that I further break the mold by possessing proper social skills and a worthwhile career while remaining fit and trim...oh, and I shower daily too. :lol: By way of greeting I come bearing..um..gifts? from a fanfiction archive. NSFW

MY LITTLE PONY PORN! I haven't seen any actual art (thank the gods) but here's a bit of writing that should make you want to clean your eyeballs with a brillopad. http://www.adultfanfiction.net/aff/story.php?no=544174845

If that doesn't prove entertaining enough..how about a spot of Lion King incest? http://www.adultfanfiction.net/aff/story.php?no=14338

The cream of the crap..a 12 year old girl discovers the purpose of a vibrator and....has sex with a chimpanzee. http://www.adultfanfiction.net/aff/story.php?no=22541

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Lion King porn and furries go together like children and dirt. It's sad that it doesn't shock me.

The Wild Thornberries smut author at least shows clear-headedness in her disclaimer.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters, naturally. If I did, and it was airing on tv, I doubt I would be writing something like this anyway. No, I'd be making a cartoon of it.

There's sex with a minor in this. Remember, fantasies and such are nice, but most, if not all, should remain fantasies. Even if it's nice in your head and you really wanna do it, don't. It's better that way.

Overall, that site is just proof that one should need a licence to operate a keyboard. Oh, and hi, welcome to the site. Love the avatar.

Tailgunner · Vociferator Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 327

Y'ello. I've lurked here for a couple months and finally decided to crawl out of the shadows. It's good to find an outlet for my rampant disgust with what the fandom has (de)evolved into. Bleh. Anyway I am a member of a highly endangered species known as 'non-slutty female furries.' May I add that I further break the mold by possessing proper social skills and a worthwhile career while remaining fit and trim...oh, and I shower daily too. By way of greeting I come bearing..um..gifts? from a fanfiction archive. NSFW

That post is worthless without pictures.

:}

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

Cool icon. Cosgrove-Hall?

Rain · Qualificator Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 9

The avatar was chosen because I breed fancy domestic rats for pets and show. Been doing so for 15 years. Pedigreed, health guaranteed and all sorts of unusual colors/types (platinum-blue blazed rex odd-eye dumbo rat anyone?) etc, etc. No, I don't get off watching them mate. :roll: (In fact one sad little furry who once asked me if it was 'hot' nearly had his ears chewed off by way of reply.)

Btw I have photos of my rats uploaded..but not of me. :p The basics: 5'2, 130 pounds, long-haired brunette. Green-blue eyes. Small line-art rat tattoo (not an anthro rat, mind you) on right calf. Occasionally referred to as good-looking after a few drinks. If proof is demanded I will upload a decent photo when I find one. Yada yada.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

The avatar was chosen because I breed fancy domestic rats for pets and show. Been doing so for 15 years. Pedigreed, health guaranteed and all sorts of unusual colors/types (platinum-blue blazed rex odd-eye dumbo rat anyone?) etc, etc. No, I don't get off watching them mate. :roll: (In fact one sad little furry who once asked me if it was 'hot' nearly had his ears chewed off by way of reply.)

Oh sweet!! Maybe you can help me out. I've got this hungry snake...

Rain · Qualificator Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 9

Oh sweet!! Maybe you can help me out. I've got this hungry snake...

*snork* As if I haven't heard that one before. :roll: So very original. (On a side note I have a 3 pound rat who would like to eat your snake.)

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

I learned in one of my science classes that you have to kill or stun rats before you feed them to a snake - otherwise the rat might bite through the snake's spinal cord and kill it. I was told this first hand when they were feeding the boa constrictor in my high school science class.

Listening to all the girls squeal when the snake's owner bashed out the rat's brains on the table before dropping it in really made my day.

Rain · Qualificator Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 9

I have a photo of the 3 pound boy if anyone wants a look. He is very sweet natured and affectionate despite what many folks tend to assume.

Please, enough with the rat/kill/feed to snake/bash brains comments. That's kinda harsh.

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 415

Man, fuck rats. Rats are pests. Mice are where it's at.

The Flying Fox · Coadjutor Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 93

Don't mind these ruffians, Rain. They're just jealous at those extra hit points having a rat minion gives you.

Or was that toads...? Nevermind.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Oh sweet!! Maybe you can help me out. I've got this hungry snake...

*snork* As if I haven't heard that one before. :roll: So very original. (On a side note I have a 3 pound rat who would like to eat your snake.)

Yikes, just a little light hearted ribbing, i had forgotten i copied it off of everyone else you talk to. I don't have a snake. My ferret however will eat your rat just the same :)

That or.....play with it

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

:roll: GEVALT!ZESSER GOTTENU! :shock:

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

Man, fuck rats. Rats are pests. Mice are where it's at.

You are incorrect. Rats are awesome. They're the best animals in the world and anyone who breeds rats is okay in my book.

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 415

Even if they molest children and steal grandma's cat food money?

I'd say best animals in the world would, biologically speaking, go to humans, but with the more common usage of animals, go to parrots.

5thehardway · Prattler Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 161

What's with the rat hate? Rats make excellent pets.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

What's with the rat hate? Rats make excellent pets.

Hear hear! (or is that here here?)

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

haha, Rain, i'd like to see your boy. >.>

no, self, you must not show her pictures of your rats...

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

haha, Rain, i'd like to see your boy. >.>

no, self, you must not show her pictures of your rats...

It's clearly obvious that a new video card is 1.5 times as desirable as a baby

http://www.dansdata.com/kitten.htm

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

Man, rabbits rock the socks out of every other caged pet.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Man, rabbits rock the socks out of every other caged pet.

Ugh, sorry man. I can't, for the life of me, stand (most) rabbits. They creep the shit out of me. Same with turtles. I really do like rats though. They're so damn cute.

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

Man, rabbits rock the socks out of every other caged pet.

Ugh, sorry man. I can't, for the life of me, stand (most) rabbits. They creep the shit out of me. Same with turtles. I really do like rats though. They're so damn cute.

CUTER THAN

????

I think not

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

I don't know, they can be pretty darn cute, and unlike cats or whatnot, they don't fully lose the cuteness when adults.

http://members.madasafish.com/~cj_whitehound/Rats_Nest/Ship_Rats/artwork/Deshnok/cute_baby_rat.jpg

http://taphotography8.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/dsc07953.jpg

http://hometown.aol.com/RistoRat/ratbabies.html

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

Man, rabbits rock the socks out of every other caged pet.

Ugh, sorry man. I can't, for the life of me, stand (most) rabbits. They creep the shit out of me. Same with turtles. I really do like rats though. They're so damn cute.

I had a rabbit ..... it died when struck by lightning

I'm serious.

The Flying Fox · Coadjutor Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 93

I had a rabbit ..... it died when struck by lightning

I'm serious.

Duh, everyone knows they should spend their training points toward Lightning Immunity. Bad Warcraft joke aside, that's a pretty freaky occurence- How'd it happen? Were you there?

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 415

CUTER THAN
????

I think not

No. There is nothing cuter than that. A puppy, with a kitten on its head, with a mouse on its head, is not as cute as that. NEVER.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

I had a rabbit ..... it died when struck by lightning

I'm serious.

Duh, everyone knows they should spend their training points toward Lightning Immunity. Bad Warcraft joke aside, that's a pretty freaky occurence- How'd it happen? Were you there?

the hutch was outside it had a metal roof wire sides and floor I didn't see the strike but it was pretty obvious

Sixtail · Coadjutor Joined: 30 Aug 2004 Posts: 93

Man, rabbits rock the socks out of every other caged pet.

Only if your eletronic wires are within steel cases.

Rabbits live for chewing the fuck out of stuff.

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

CUTER THAN
????

I think not

Thanks a lot. Now I have diabetes. Geez.

Never get a cat. After they grow up, You don't own them, they own you. And they don't let you forget it for a fucking second. Massive pain in the ass. Which makes me wonder: Why do people love catgirls so much if cats are a big enough pain as is?

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Man, rabbits rock the socks out of every other caged pet.

Ugh, sorry man. I can't, for the life of me, stand (most) rabbits. They creep the shit out of me. Same with turtles. I really do like rats though. They're so damn cute.

CUTER THAN
????

I think not

Yikes, you got me there. That's fucking adorable!

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 106

Never get a cat. After they grow up, You don't own them, they own you. And they don't let you forget it for a fucking second. Massive pain in the ass. Which makes me wonder: Why do people love catgirls so much if cats are a big enough pain as is?

I hate how most people believe that rats are filthy disease-carrying vermin but think that cats are the cleanest animals on earth.

wtf we just got kittens. you have never seen so much turd-tracking and general disgusting behavior (one thinks that the linoleum is the only place in the house fit to do his business).

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

Use a spray bottle to housebreak them!

No! That's a bad kitty, goddammit!

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

CUTER THAN
????

I think not

Thanks a lot. Now I have diabetes. Geez.

Never get a cat. After they grow up, You don't own them, they own you. And they don't let you forget it for a fucking second. Massive pain in the ass. Which makes me wonder: Why do people love catgirls so much if cats are a big enough pain as is?

Cats are kind of like women and vice versa, I can't read either of them and I never know when they are pulling the strings

Squizzle · Prattler Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Posts: 121

Why do people love catgirls so much if cats are a big enough pain as is?

Because JAPAN >:(

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Why do people love catgirls so much if cats are a big enough pain as is?

Like with any "cute" fantasy creature, you only count in the positive sides. It would be contrary to the whole "please the dork who can't interact with real women" idea of it if one thought up a catgirl who's shedding her hair, coughing up hairballs and scratching the furniture to pieces. (Though I'd say a parody comic with a catgirl doing just that must exist somewhere.)

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Why do people love catgirls so much if cats are a big enough pain as is?

Like with any "cute" fantasy creature, you only count in the positive sides. It would be contrary to the whole "please the dork who can't interact with real women" idea of it if one thought up a catgirl who's shedding her hair, coughing up hairballs and scratching the furniture to pieces. (Though I'd say a parody comic with a catgirl doing just that must exist somewhere.)

There's always Skunk.

Squizzle · Prattler Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Posts: 121

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

Yeah, I don't get that either. It doesn't make much sense to me, but then again, neither do a lot of internet fetishes. I mean, skunks... The thing they're most famous for is stinking. What's erotic about that again? It's not like there's a whole lot of potential erotic connotation there. I mean, the catgirl thing was kinda weird, but somehow this is even weirder.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

The thing they're most famous for is stinking. What's erotic about that again?

It's because skunks smell an awful lot like the furries themselves, so the attraction is to their own pungent oder.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

hot

Speaking of Skunks I have an hour drive to my college and they are really getting nailed lately. Iv'e seen four or five dead on the road side and you can smell a whole lot more. When they get run over you can smell it in your car at 60 MPH and it's almost every day.

In fact road kill is everywhere lately there was a deer on the highway today and squirrles are everywhere.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

hot

I was thinking something more along these lines when I said "Skunk".

Octan · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 77

*deletes intended post*

Never mind, I see I was beaten to the punch.

So... back on topic or what?

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

Roadkill everywhere ....and people are still not slowing down ? =)
You murderers!

Don't forget skunks are nymphos and speak french! =)

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Roadkill everywhere ....and people are still not slowing down ? =)
You murderers!

Don't forget skunks are nymphos and speak french! =)

Speaking of roadkill, I saw a dead squirrel in the road today, it's tail straight in the air.
I was all DONNY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :cry:

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

Catgirls have always reminded me of the playboy bunnies.

Except with fangs.

Speaking of roadkill, I saw a dead squirrel in the road today, it's tail straight in the air.

Hah. I once saw one that had a double yellow line painted on it.

Strychnine Velcro · Rasophore Joined: 05 Oct 2004 Posts: 58

Hah. I once saw one that had a double yellow line painted on it.

Like this?

I've nothing against rats, but anything that chews big holes in the shed and eats, shits and pisses in the feed must die.

Rain · Qualificator Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 9

Oooh, scary rat. Scaaaaary! :roll:

I'll post a pic of the 3 pound boy shortly.

Rain · Qualificator Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 9

Not a very good photo since he's bundled up in his blanket half asleep. The pic was taken at the Orange County fair where for a few days he served as a goodwill rat ambassador at the RMCA (Rat and Mouse Club of America) booth. To give you an idea of scale that's a 25 gallon aquarium he's laying atop. Black rex dumbo - dumbo refers to his altered ear set and rex refers to his fuzzy curly coat. Rex and dumbo are two of numerous 'breeds' of domestic pet rats. As the photo suggests he has a very mellow personality...just a big gentle ragdoll who gives kisses to anyone and everyone. :)

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

According to the picture's URL, his name is 'Basil'... is that Faulty Towers connected?

Rain · Qualificator Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 9

According to the picture's URL, his name is 'Basil'... is that Faulty Towers connected?

Naw, just a name I came up with. His full callname is RRLM Basil Barnaby. He's a show rat with one BIS, two BISS and Best Pet awards under his belt (hence the hoighty toighty name) He's an old fart now and has been retired from the judge's table.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Oooh, scary rat. Scaaaaary! :roll:

I'll post a pic of the 3 pound boy shortly.

Awwwww!!!!!!!!!!!! So cute...

Heroiini · Prattler Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 135

I got diabetes now. So, what was this thread originally about?

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 658

I got diabetes now. So, what was this thread originally about?

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

Not a very good photo since he's bundled up in his blanket half asleep. The pic was taken at the Orange County fair where for a few days he served as a goodwill rat ambassador at the RMCA (Rat and Mouse Club of America) booth. To give you an idea of scale that's a 25 gallon aquarium he's laying atop. Black rex dumbo - dumbo refers to his altered ear set and rex refers to his fuzzy curly coat. Rex and dumbo are two of numerous 'breeds' of domestic pet rats. As the photo suggests he has a very mellow personality...just a big gentle ragdoll who gives kisses to anyone and everyone. :)

He looks so put-upon:) Is he a licker?

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

I got diabetes now. So, what was this thread originally about?

HEY

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

HEY

Hahaha. A dog in heat INDEED. Random av icon usage wins.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

HEY

Hahaha. A dog in heat INDEED. Random av icon usage wins.

On my birthda- I mean, MURRthday, even.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

HEY

Hahaha. A dog in heat INDEED. Random av icon usage wins.

On my birthda- I mean, MURRthday, even.

Mine too. Happy Birthday Birthday to us.

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

Happy Beanie-Birthday to the both of ya. :x

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Happy Beanie-Birthday to the both of ya. :x

OH GOD
I CAN JUST SEE THAT ON OUR BIRTHDAY CAKE

Rain · Qualificator Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 9

He looks so put-upon:) Is he a licker?

Very licky. He likes to groom eyebrows too.. :lol:

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 140

Captain Cowgirl wrote:
HEY

TheBobSays wrote:
Hahaha. A dog in heat INDEED. Random av icon usage wins.

Captain Cowgirl wrote:
On my birthda- I mean, MURRthday, even.

Mine too. Happy Birthday Birthday to us.

:arrow: I cant believe that! I just celebrated mine on the 19th!

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

Captain Cowgirl wrote:
HEY

TheBobSays wrote:
Hahaha. A dog in heat INDEED. Random av icon usage wins.

Captain Cowgirl wrote:
On my birthda- I mean, MURRthday, even.

Mine too. Happy Birthday Birthday to us.

:arrow: I cant believe that! I just celebrated mine on the 19th!

Me too. The coincidence is stunning.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

So that's four CYDers who were born on November 19th.

You know what that means...

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

So that's four CYDers who were born on November 19th.

You know what that means...

We're worse than kittens?

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

I suppose so :? oh well... :wink: