Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

http://fap.yiffstar.com/

You may have heard of FAP. Yiffstar's crazy little F-chan ripoff. But if you look on time you can see how they're different. Look at these wonderful sections

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302 posts and 299 images omitted. Click Reply to view. for some guys painted like cheetahs getting it on.

19 posts and 19 images omitted. Click Reply to view. for some guy painted as a fox posing on what are probably garbage bags.

It's kind of scary.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Screw you, BeastPaint.com and FurSuitSex.com! There's a new medium for RL furry pornography in town! And it's just as retarded, only it's free!

It's looks like they added a Photomorph category too. That wasn't there last time I checked.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

All they need now is people to go there. A bestiality thread at fchan get's more posts in 5 minutes than that site has gotten in the time it's existested.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

http://fap.yiffstar.com/sp/src/Thee-Spa-at-Asbury-Relaxati.jpg_FAP_129928.jpg
Hmmmm.
That's creepy.
Particularly the photoshopped bed and dick.
:?

CrazyBomber · Prattler Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 137

http://fap.yiffstar.com/
302 posts and 299 images omitted. Click Reply to view. for some guys painted like cheetahs getting it on.

19 posts and 19 images omitted. Click Reply to view. for some guy painted as a fox posing on what are probably garbage bags.

It's kind of scary.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your bus driver. Welcome to the CYD Atrocity Tour. Please keep your hands and head inside the bus all time.
If you need sulphuric acid for rinsing your eyes, please ask our stewardesses.
Thank you very much for your atention.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

http://fap.yiffstar.com/sp/src/Thee-Spa-at-Asbury-Relaxati.jpg_FAP_129928.jpg
Hmmmm.
That's creepy.
Particularly the photoshopped bed and dick.
:?

It may not be photoshopped. I think his cock is such a bizarre shade of purple because he's suffocating inside that suit.

Ruphia · Qualificator Joined: 03 Mar 2005 Posts: 24

ARGH.

I took my girlfriend and her nephew to a little themepark called 'Children's Fairyland' the other day, and I saw that fucking Robin Hood and a fuck ton of other fursuit folks. Seeing porn of him now, even though it seems photoshopped, makes me cringe. ><

God, I think the kid got his picture taken with him.

SkunkDogFromSpace · Venter Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 222

Isn't it amazing how low some people can go :D?

They're so deep in shit that my own problems feel like NOTHING! Haha! What an ultimate loosers.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

ARGH.

I took my girlfriend and her nephew to a little themepark called 'Children's Fairyland' the other day, and I saw that fucking Robin Hood and a fuck ton of other fursuit folks. Seeing porn of him now, even though it seems photoshopped, makes me cringe. ><

God, I think the kid got his picture taken with him.

Odd. It's a Disney suit. I didn't think they'd liscense it elsewhere.
But ick. I FEEL YOUR PAIN :cry:

Dejan · Prattler Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 103

Good morning!

Yeah, it's been photoshopped, the original http://fap.yiffstar.com/sp/src/Spring1982.jpg_FAP_562967.jpg was posted in the same thread and someone quickly added bed and cock to it.

Has anyone tried out and logged in to that crazy yifftalk thing on that site? (I assume it's a voice over IP-style microphone thingie.)
If someone does: PLEASE log the conversation somehow (there's proggies out there to do that, but I guess it'd only be polite to ask for permission first. That'd also avoid: "OMG YUO STOLE MY VOICE! OMG OMG LAWSUITE!")

I imagine that furries trying to have phonesex MUST lead to super excellent comedy explosions.

Off to work I go!

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Yeah, it's been photoshopped, the original http://fap.yiffstar.com/sp/src/Spring1982.jpg_FAP_562967.jpg was posted in the same thread and someone quickly added bed and cock to it.

Exhibit no. 6,879,345 demonstrating that furries have this odd need to sexualize something in order to enjoy it.

The internet rule of "there's porn of everything" notwithstanding, the number of times Disney's Robin Hood and The Lion King have fallen victim to furrization is astounding. What is it with furries and those two films? (Someone write a CYD article with plenty of the good old armchair psychoanalysis, please!)

ALSO: fap.yiffstar.com's board is a gut-churning cornucopia of pedophilia, snuff and rape. Yet more proof that anything goes in furrydumb - except pointing out that pedophilia, snuff and rape are BAD AND WRONG dammit.

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

I think I'm offically a pervert. I don't mind women painted up. It's nice looking.

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Has anyone tried out and logged in to that crazy yifftalk thing on that site? (I assume it's a voice over IP-style microphone thingie.)
If someone does: PLEASE log the conversation somehow (there's proggies out there to do that, but I guess it'd only be polite to ask for permission first. That'd also avoid: "OMG YUO STOLE MY VOICE! OMG OMG LAWSUITE!")

I imagine that furries trying to have phonesex MUST lead to super excellent comedy explosions.

Fun, but people are like.. nervous and..confuzzled.. it's funny... Haven't had a voiceyiff yet though.

At last check there were four people logged on, three of which were secreted away in Teylar ScaleMaster Master of Scales's little private room.

I don't mind women painted up.

But you see, Ch'marr is neither a woman nor nice looking.

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

The worst part is I recognize a couple of the people painted up. Gives me that sheavy feeling.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

But you see, Ch'marr is neither a woman nor nice looking.

Are we talking about the woman in the first couple pictures there? Because she's not that bad looking, with the paint on. >_>

All the images after that, though...

Dejan · Prattler Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 103

*NEWSFLASH*

The online monster known as "FAP" has mutated again and still threatens Tokyo city, now as what appears to be a forum.
Its defensive mechanism seems to have changed as it has started growing some sort of "artist attachment allowance list" exoskeleton.

Scared and desperate citicen cry for Godzillas help, but the powerful behemoth is nowhere to be found after it's fight with FAPs "/alt/" monster.

*UPDATE*

Our CYD newscopter has located Godzilla!
The giant lizard was found in the hotsprings area in a seemingly catatonic state.
Apparently its hiding underneath a waterfall rocking back and forth in a foetal position. Locals have heard lamenting sounds described as "Kinda like that Boy George song "crying game"".

We can only try and fail to imagine the horrors that the mighty lizard must have endured.

We'll keep you informed over any changes in the FAP situation.
We now return to our regular program.