Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 731

http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/tent/

Tentacles.

http://www.fchan.hentaiplanet.net/ah/

ALTERNATIVE HARD

It seems to be just cub porn but I'm sure it will have more soon enough.

The future of furry fap fodder is at hand.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 732

My favorite comment:

the supreem court disagrees with you, artistic renderings of cub is completly leagle and for peets sake its ART the problem wiht 'real' pedophila is the seriosly detramental affect on the kids involved in it, both phisicly and mentaly, thats why the real thing is bad but art is just art, lines of ink and paint on paper, pixels on a screen in short its not real, learn the difrence dickhead

this has been your resetent hypocritical gripe hater, gripeing at other gripers

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 287

My favorite comment:

the supreem court disagrees with you, artistic renderings of cub is completly leagle and for peets sake its ART the problem wiht 'real' pedophila is the seriosly detramental affect on the kids involved in it, both phisicly and mentaly, thats why the real thing is bad but art is just art, lines of ink and paint on paper, pixels on a screen in short its not real, learn the difrence dickhead

this has been your resetent hypocritical gripe hater, gripeing at other gripers

Fchan /AH: Home of the redneck child molesters.

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 639

No word on where the kuhraaazee new boards came from. I guess the mods just want to stick all their drama in one place for convenient management, uh, now that pedophilia is the new fisting. Apparently /a/ was getting too crowded - more posts than female, three times as many as straight, five times more than clean. OH YEAH WE'RE JUST A CELEBRATION OF FANTASY AND SOCIAL JUXTOPOSITION

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

Well Yiff Fap already has a /t/ section, so I guess fchan is just following suit adding /tent/. Interesting that they created two new spinoffs of /a/.

The split for /a will be into two sections:

/a will now contain what would normally be considered soft alternative. Some examples would be micro/macro, hard bondage without violence, group sex not fitting in /f /m or /s, bukakke, and other work you can find available on the back shelf in the dark corner of that obscure adult video shop you act like you never go to.

/a-hard will contain hard alternative. At the current time we define hard as artwork which contains any of the following: babyfurs, bestiality, birthing, cub, gore, guro, pedo, scat, watersports, unbirthing, vore, and violence of any kind. Pretty much based on legality and if fluids involved are a natural part of a natural sexual act, and in proper proportions.

Last time I checked, Cub Central is still down, so I guess all the cubbers out there need a public place to share their art of underage funny animals being violated. Fun. But from the above description of /ah/, it doesn't sound much different than what /a/ used to be for the most part. As if they're trying to clean up /a/'s image or something. Odd.

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 171

My favorite comment:

supreem
leagle
wiht
seriosly
detramental
phisicly
mentaly
difrence

resetent

Ahahahahahaha, that is the best fucking comment EVER MADE.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

Oh god, this is too good.
An entire board for TDK!

Octan · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 95

http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/ah/src/1132062480282_1123183495886.jpg

This may be the closest I've ever come to actually throwing up after seeing furry porn. That this sort of thing is out there, honestly, just makes me want to cry. :cry:

Barry Scott · Prattler Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 165

http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/ah/src/1132062480282_1123183495886.jpg

This may be the closest I've ever come to actually throwing up after seeing furry porn. That this sort of thing is out there, honestly, just makes me want to cry. :cry:

Wouldn't load. Maybe firefox is trying to tell me I souldn't see that, so I won't tempt fate.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/ah/src/1132062480282_1123183495886.jpg

This may be the closest I've ever come to actually throwing up after seeing furry porn. That this sort of thing is out there, honestly, just makes me want to cry. :cry:

Compared to some of the stuff I've seen, three furries ripping off their genitals without giving it any mind seems tame.

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/ah/src/1132062480282_1123183495886.jpg

Seems rather merciful upon the rest of us really.

Help control the furry population; have your furry spayed or neutered.

5thehardway · Prattler Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 161

...aaaaaaaaaaaaand there's something by Micahfennec. Didn't even have to scroll! :D

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 639

http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/ah/src/1132062480282_1123183495886.jpg

I must be going to hell. That's hilarious.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 921

http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/ah/src/1132062480282_1123183495886.jpg

I must be going to hell. That's hilarious.

Ditto. I wish more furries had this fetish. In fact, it'd be best if they lived that fetish out in real life. :mrgreen:

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 260

http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/ah/src/1132062480282_1123183495886.jpg

I must be going to hell. That's hilarious.

And the expressions. Oh so casual. It needs a 'Yoink!' sound effect.

Help control the furry population; have your furry spayed or neutered.

Perhaps I should change my login to TheBobBarkerSays?

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1139

http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/ah/src/1132062480282_1123183495886.jpg

I must be going to hell. That's hilarious.

I agree. I've seen furry snuff/torture porn that's made me cringe, but casual self-mutilation, now that's just funny.

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

But from the above description of /ah/, it doesn't sound much different than what /a/ used to be for the most part. As if they're trying to clean up /a/'s image or something. Odd.

I can tell you exactly why they now have two boards - the original /a/ board was full of annoying people complaining every single time a fetish showed up that they didnt' like.

"I DON'T WANT TO SEE WATERSPORTS! SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE! I'M ONLY HERE TO SEE UNDERAGE CUBS UNBIRTHING EACH OTHER AND CUTTING OFF EACH OTHER'S GENITALS! EVERYONE INTO WATERSPORTS DESERVES TO DIE! DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA OMGWTFBBQP&T!"

Somehow, I doubt having two alt boards is going to help much, but...eh.

...aaaaaaaaaaaaand there's something by Micahfennec. Didn't even have to scroll! :D

You had to point that out, didn't you. Remind me to get back at you somehow when you come and visit. XD When are you coming up here, anyway??

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 937

"I DON'T WANT TO SEE WATERSPORTS! SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE! I'M ONLY HERE TO SEE UNDERAGE CUBS UNBIRTHING EACH OTHER AND CUTTING OFF EACH OTHER'S GENITALS! EVERYONE INTO WATERSPORTS DESERVES TO DIE! DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA OMGWTFBBQP&T!"

You are now officially CYD, Micah.:)

Octan · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 95

I can tell you exactly why they now have two boards - the original /a/ board was full of annoying people complaining every single time a fetish showed up that they didnt' like.

Somehow, I doubt having two alt boards is going to help much, but...eh.

Tell me about it. They'd practically have to make a separate board for every different fetish -- and it being a furry site, I'm kinda suprised they didn't.

Oh, and to the people who think my "find" is tame: It was the fact that the characters were "kids" (prepubescent judging by their appearance), screwing themselves and each other, that made me jump out of my skin. I'd never seen "cub porn" before; it's freaky. Everyone has their weak point I guess.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 731

Octan you haven't really died on the inside until you've seen ozy and millie porn these people make.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

I humbly await the creations of /acb/, /acg/, /aws/, /ag/, /as/, /abm/, /amf/, /asdn/ and /asmd/.

Octan · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 95

Octan you haven't really died on the inside until you've seen ozy and millie porn these people make.

Heh, the way that was worded it sounded like an endorsement of some sort. And if I ever stoop so low as to look at Ozy and Millie porn, feel free to shoot me dead. Not just Dos, any one of you, I'm not kidding. Because... odds are, I won't want to live anymore after that. :(

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 488

Octan you haven't really died on the inside until you've seen ozy and millie porn these people make.

Heh, the way that was worded it sounded like an endorsement of some sort. And if I ever stoop so low as to look at Ozy and Millie porn, feel free to shoot me dead. Not just Dos, any one of you, I'm not kidding. Because... odds are, I won't want to live anymore after that. :(

If? You mean when. There is no escaping it, it's like the killer in a horror film, except you're not the protagonist or his big-titted romantic interest.

Foxid · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 305

If? You mean when. There is no escaping it, it's like the killer in a horror film, except you're not the protagonist or his big-titted romantic interest.

Alas, it's true. Anything even remotely anthropomorphic, no matter how innocent or completely non-sexual it is (or how incredibly obscure), has been bastardized, sexualized, and made into wank material for unwashed basement-dwellers.

Care Bears? I just wonder why.
Ozy and Millie? I weep openly knowing there's porn of them.
That cat in your avatar pic, Octan? Yeah, there's probably porn of him.

Why, there's probably porn of ye olde Barfin' Rankin up at the top of the page. It's like the entire purpose of the furry fandom is to sodomize our childhood memories; its goal: to turn everything humanly possible into pornography. FFS, there's WATERSHIP DOWN SLASH. wtf.

Dejan · Prattler Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 104

There've allready been some theories about those tendencies here .

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 731

Care Bears? I just wonder why.
Ozy and Millie? I weep openly knowing there's porn of them.
That cat in your avatar pic, Octan? Yeah, there's probably porn of him.

I've seen porn of Keller's chesire cat character before. Everything remotely furry gets turned into porn.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

If? You mean when. There is no escaping it, it's like the killer in a horror film, except you're not the protagonist or his big-titted romantic interest.

Alas, it's true. Anything even remotely anthropomorphic, no matter how innocent or completely non-sexual it is (or how incredibly obscure), has been bastardized, sexualized, and made into wank material for unwashed basement-dwellers.

Care Bears? I just wonder why.
Ozy and Millie? I weep openly knowing there's porn of them.
That cat in your avatar pic, Octan? Yeah, there's probably porn of him.

Why, there's probably porn of ye olde Barfin' Rankin up at the top of the page. It's like the entire purpose of the furry fandom is to sodomize our childhood memories; its goal: to turn everything humanly possible into pornography. FFS, there's WATERSHIP DOWN SLASH. wtf.

Rankin porn?
Hmm.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 921

Rankin porn?

I'm not commenting on this.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

Rankin porn?
I'm not commenting on this.

Why?
You got any? :lol:

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 260

Rankin porn?
I'm not commenting on this.

Why?
You got any? :lol:

Just you wait. One of these days, you'll be posting, and then realizing that the everpresent puker up top is wearing a garter belt and stockings.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

Rankin porn?
I'm not commenting on this.

Why?
You got any? :lol:

Just you wait. One of these days, you'll be posting, and then realizing that the everpresent puker up top is wearing a garter belt and stockings.

...covered in spooge

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

Rankin porn?
I'm not commenting on this.

Why?
You got any? :lol:

Just you wait. One of these days, you'll be posting, and then realizing that the everpresent puker up top is wearing a garter belt and stockings.

...covered in spooge

But Donny would have drawn in, thus it would be funny and okay, not scaring and weep-worthy.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 488

I'm mildly surprised the CYD haters haven't tried that already to get back at us.

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

Rankin porn?
I'm not commenting on this.

Why?
You got any? :lol:

Hasn't Rankin actually commissioned porn of his character?
*cough*hypocrite*cough*

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1139

Hasn't Rankin actually commissioned porn of his character?
*cough*hypocrite*cough*

Do yo know something we don't? :P

Anyway, I thought calling the CYD raccon "Rankin" was Donotsue making a joke, nothing more. IIRC, Rankin was quite surprised at that.

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 670

Rankin porn?
I'm not commenting on this.

Why?
You got any? :lol:

Hasn't Rankin actually commissioned porn of his character?
*cough*hypocrite*cough*

No, they were unsolicited gifts from friends.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 570

It just keeps getting better,huh gang? :lol:

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1139

Hasn't Rankin actually commissioned porn of his character?
*cough*hypocrite*cough*

No, they were unsolicited gifts from friends.

See, that's a creepy thing about furry fandom: If you make yourself an avatar character for online use, a cute li'l raccon or something... someone will make porn with it. With the best of furry intentions, of course, to please the character's owner. And next you know, your avatar is getting critiques on fchan...

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 570

Like I said:" This just keeps getting better!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Octan · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 95

I've seen porn of Keller's chesire cat character before.

Gad. Well, in his case it's most likely because the furry in question was doing it out of some sort of sick protest. Because, you know, it's Shawn freaking Keller!

With the best of furry intentions, of course, to please the character's owner.

Like the time someone emailed David Simpson a log of an online RP session that involved sex between O&M characters, on the grounds that he "thought might be flattered." And the artist who drew "Spellshocked" ended up abandoning anthropomorphics forever as a result of the stuff he'd received as "fan mail."

All this is not exactly encouraging my once-held plans to start my own anthropomorphic comic.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

And the artist who drew "Spellshocked" ended up abandoning anthropomorphics forever as a result of the stuff he'd received as "fan mail."

All this is not exactly encouraging my once-held plans to start my own anthropomorphic comic.

Mark Freid, one time also known as Canuss. The first artist whose name I clicked when I discovered SCFA. Met him at the very first ConiFur. I liked his art too. Well at least he doesn't have to deal with fat, obsessive, zoophilic fans incapable of washing themselves anymore.

Go ahead and start your own funny animal comic, Octan. Don't let fantards ruin something which you would otherwise enjoy doing. Just make sure that whatever you do, don't call it a furry comic. That path leads to the dark side.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1139

With the best of furry intentions, of course, to please the character's owner.

Like the time someone emailed David Simpson a log of an online RP session that involved sex between O&M characters, on the grounds that he "thought might be flattered." And the artist who drew "Spellshocked" ended up abandoning anthropomorphics forever as a result of the stuff he'd received as "fan mail."

I guess that's a good test of whether you're furry or not: If you're flattered when someone emails you a drawing of your cute li'l raccoon getting bumfucked by a skunkhermtaur, you're a furry; if you go :shock: :cry: or perhaps :shock: :lol: you're not.

All this is not exactly encouraging my once-held plans to start my own anthropomorphic comic.

What Stoneth said. Don't let someone else spoil your hobby. Anyway, pornofication is by no means a furry specialty; there's porn of almost everything on the internet, so you run the risk no matter what. The only difference being that the furry pornsters assume this would please the original creators (which, granted, it probably does with many furries).

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

With the best of furry intentions, of course, to please the character's owner.

Like the time someone emailed David Simpson a log of an online RP session that involved sex between O&M characters, on the grounds that he "thought might be flattered." And the artist who drew "Spellshocked" ended up abandoning anthropomorphics forever as a result of the stuff he'd received as "fan mail."

I guess that's a good test of whether you're furry or not: If you're flattered when someone emails you a drawing of your cute li'l raccoon getting bumfucked by a skunkhermtaur, you're a furry; if you go :shock: :cry: or perhaps :shock: :lol: you're not.

Not sure how many of you I've told this to, but back when I was a wee cowgirl, first learning about furry, I had a 'funny animal' strip in the school newspaper, featuring my character, Jennifurr (STFU I WAS LIKE, 13).
I had kids coming up to me and saying they liked it, and I was flattered...until I found out a group of teenage boys in my class, who sold porn printed off the internet behind the cafeteria (mostly 'real' porn, but a fair amount of Disney porn, as well), liked the comic too, just a LITTLE too much...and one of the resident artists decided to draw her in compromising positions, run 'em off on his computer, make copies, and distribute them.
I found one tucked in my backpack one day, and the rest is history.

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 892

Oh you want Rankinporn? =)
Here's 30 minutes worth!

And less talk, more Jennifurr, C-Girl!

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

Oh you want Rankinporn? =)
Here's 30 minutes worth!

And less talk, more Jennifurr, C-Girl!

Is it wrong to be turned on by that? O.o

KIDDING!! KIDDING!!! XD

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

Oh you want Rankinporn? =)
Here's 30 minutes worth!

And less talk, more Jennifurr, C-Girl!

I CAME

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

When did the raccoon eat the eyeball and bone? That bothers me immensely.

I think he should see a doctor or vet or something.

Foxid · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 305

I CAME

I SAW

*ahem*

Y'know, Donny, if you post that on VCL, it'll probably start a new trend. You'd have a bunch of copycats making...er...

what the hell would you call a vomit fetish anyway? spewaphilia?

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

I CAME

I SAW

*ahem*

Y'know, Donny, if you post that on VCL, it'll probably start a new trend. You'd have a bunch of copycats making...er...

what the hell would you call a vomit fetish anyway? spewaphilia?

It's called emetophilia, and it's not new. As for copycats...I've been drawing vomit art for several years already. :P

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 639

It's called emetophilia, and it's not new. As for copycats...I've been drawing vomit art for several years already. :P

SHOCK

Um... post more Rankin porn plz.

Dejan · Prattler Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 104

And back on topic: I am pretty sure that sometime soon someone on fchan is gonna complain why they let his vomit fetish thread die *"Nooo! My beautiful vomit fetish thread!"* , restart it and voilá a new adition.
Blargh indeed.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

what the hell would you call a vomit fetish anyway? spewaphilia?

It's called emetophilia, and it's not new. As for copycats...I've been drawing vomit art for several years already. :P

Micah, your knowledge of various fetishes never ceases to amaze me. Not to be rude or anything, but is there any fetish that you haven't drawn?

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

The Rankin porn so deserves a spot on VCL or the gallery here... damn.

It's called emetophilia, and it's not new. As for copycats...I've been drawing vomit art for several years already. :P

Micah, your knowledge of various fetishes never ceases to amaze me. Not to be rude or anything, but is there any fetish that you haven't drawn?

I don't recall seeing much raptophilia from her... maybe I'm just not looking hard enough.

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

what the hell would you call a vomit fetish anyway? spewaphilia?

It's called emetophilia, and it's not new. As for copycats...I've been drawing vomit art for several years already. :P

Micah, your knowledge of various fetishes never ceases to amaze me. Not to be rude or anything, but is there any fetish that you haven't drawn?

Indeed, there are many fetishes I have not drawn. Pedophilia, incest, necrophilia, multiple limbs and/or genitals (a la Kelly Price), crush, to name a few.

What's raptophilia?

5thehardway · Prattler Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 161

Indeed, there are many fetishes I have not drawn. Pedophilia, incest, necrophilia, multiple limbs and/or genitals (a la Kelly Price), crush, to name a few.

Just out of curiosity-- I know you avoid the other things on the list because of personal moral qualms with that stuff, but why no multiple dicks/limbs?

(Reason #13,429 why I love Micah: our delightfully fucked up conversations. =D )

Doom · Rasophore Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Posts: 56

Raptophilia is a paraphilia involving rape, I think.

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

Indeed, there are many fetishes I have not drawn. Pedophilia, incest, necrophilia, multiple limbs and/or genitals (a la Kelly Price), crush, to name a few.

Just out of curiosity-- I know you avoid the other things on the list because of personal moral qualms with that stuff, but why no multiple dicks/limbs?

(Reason #13,429 why I love Micah: our delightfully fucked up conversations. =D )

Probably cuz no one's ever commissioned me for it, and I have no interest in it myself, so I wouldn't really draw it outside of a commission or trade...*shrugs*

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

Raptophilia is a fetish about being the victim of rape. I know that sounds stupid, but it is a popular furry fetish. See New Meat's article on Hopkins. I mean it in the er... consensual rape (yes I know that's a contradiction, you know what I mean) sense here.

Probably cuz no one's ever commissioned me for it, and I have no interest in it myself, so I wouldn't really draw it outside of a commission or trade...*shrugs*

According to your commission page, the only two things you refuse to draw outright are bestiality (well, human-4 legger bestiality, you have drawn anthros and 4 leggers) and pedophilia.

There is a temptation there to comission you for multidick/breast/limb stuff just for the sake of adding it to your furry porn resume now. What if we had a public pool here? Anything else we should add to your list? To make you the most fetishic furry artist ever? Sounding?

NO, MAGGOTS!
And with that, Compy bans me...

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

Raptophilia is a fetish about being the victim of rape. I know that sounds stupid, but it is a popular furry fetish. See New Meat's article on Hopkins. I mean it in the er... consensual rape (yes I know that's a contradiction, you know what I mean) sense here.

Fantasizing about being the victim of rape isn't a "popular furry fetish" - it's a "popular fetish" period. Don't ask me why, but it's particularly popular among women (I don't have it myself, not one bit).

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

Raptophilia is a fetish about being the victim of rape. I know that sounds stupid, but it is a popular furry fetish. See New Meat's article on Hopkins. I mean it in the er... consensual rape (yes I know that's a contradiction, you know what I mean) sense here.

Fantasizing about being the victim of rape isn't a "popular furry fetish" - it's a "popular fetish" period. Don't ask me why, but it's particularly popular among women (I don't have it myself, not one bit).

If they want to be raped doesn't that make it not rape anymore?

Barry Scott · Prattler Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 165

On a side note, I've been banned from Fchan! Weee! Well when you get a idiot that can't make a post without falling deep into stupid, drawn out role play just because some other idiot furry doesn't like bipeds with didgrade legs (or however the fuck you spell "bendy dog legs") you can't help but give them a poke or two.

Fchan: Were saying "STFU" gets you banned!

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

On a side note, I've been banned from Fchan! Weee! Well when you get a idiot that can't make a post without falling deep into stupid, drawn out role play just because some other idiot furry doesn't like bipeds with didgrade legs (or however the fuck you spell "bendy dog legs") you can't help but give them a poke or two.

Fchan: Were saying "STFU" gets you banned!

Digitigrade.

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 142

Fantasizing about being the victim of rape isn't a "popular furry fetish" - it's a "popular fetish" period among bugshit crazy women. Don't ask me why, but it's particularly popular among women who watch a lot of that sexist hentai shit, because they have father issues and are bugshit crazy (I don't have it myself, not one bit).

I fixed it. :wink:

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 488

On a side note, I've been banned from Fchan! Weee! Well when you get a idiot that can't make a post without falling deep into stupid, drawn out role play just because some other idiot furry doesn't like bipeds with didgrade legs (or however the fuck you spell "bendy dog legs") you can't help but give them a poke or two.

Fchan: Were saying "STFU" gets you banned!

Digitigrade.

How can you hang out here and not know how to spell digitigrade? Even if you don't want to, you spend enough time around certain fandoms you pick up a surprising amount of ancillary knowledge. I probably now know more about giant robot anime than some dedicated nerds, just from being around my younger brother.

Barry Scott · Prattler Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 165

On a side note, I've been banned from Fchan! Weee! Well when you get a idiot that can't make a post without falling deep into stupid, drawn out role play just because some other idiot furry doesn't like bipeds with didgrade legs (or however the fuck you spell "bendy dog legs") you can't help but give them a poke or two.

Fchan: Were saying "STFU" gets you banned!

Digitigrade.

How can you hang out here and not know how to spell digitigrade? Even if you don't want to, you spend enough time around certain fandoms you pick up a surprising amount of ancillary knowledge. I probably now know more about giant robot anime than some dedicated nerds, just from being around my younger brother.

It's called dyslexia :D And hey, I actually know what it means which is more then bad enough for me!

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 892

Speaking of fetishes, Micah...What do you call this cowshit eating fetish,
I ran into...?

NWS of course...

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 731

Speaking of fetishes, Micah...What do you call this cowshit eating fetish,
I ran into...?

NWS of course...

I call it weird as fuck.

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 142

NWS of course...

NICE.

Micah is just kidding around about most of this, isn't she? Regardless, yeeeck.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1139

NWS of course...

:shock: Holy crap...

I thought I'd seen everything in weird fetishes by now - but that one's new... Can't help but be a little bit impressed that anyone would even think of such a thing...

Still, blaaargh.

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

Speaking of fetishes, Micah...What do you call this cowshit eating fetish,
I ran into...?

NWS of course...

I call it a commission. ;)

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

Speaking of fetishes, Micah...What do you call this cowshit eating fetish,
I ran into...?

NWS of course...

I call it a commission. ;)

Just when I think there's no possible way for furries to get weirder...

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

Just when I think there's no possible way for furries to get weirder...

You got to be kidding me, right? Furries ... all fandoms in general, can and will find ways to get weirder. As long there are people who feel the need to share what's on their mind, there will always be something weirder out there, especially in the furry fandom.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

Just when I think there's no possible way for furries to get weirder...

You got to be kidding me, right? Furries ... all fandoms in general, can and will find ways to get weirder. As long there are people who feel the need to share what's on their mind, there will always be something weirder out there, especially in the furry fandom.

Yeah, I was being sarcastic...kinda.
BUT STILL

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 114

Micah, how did they instruct you on that pic? Did they do a doodle of what the idea was? Did they describe it in detail?

I just need to know how he/she asked you for that.

Hey, you know what would really turn me on! Being force fed cow shit through tubes right out their asses!!!

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

Wow... wow... Must be a farmboy who comissioned that.

Most people who draw stuff like that for comissions usually are fucking starving. Something tells me that it completely unphases Micah though.

Although, I wonder if the scat stuff from Micah is borne of the scat comissions or if people comission scat because they see her work has it so often. Sort of a chicken and egg deal...

Octan · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 95

Seriously, Micah must get paid a buttload -- pun intended, of course -- to be willing to do that stuff. I mean, the kind of person who would also be on a site whose purpose is to complain about stuff like that...

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 114

Seriously, Micah must get paid a buttload -- pun intended, of course -- to be willing to do that stuff. I mean, the kind of person who would also be on a site whose purpose is to complain about stuff like that...

SomethingAwful.com???

The Flying Fox · Coadjutor Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 94

Whohohohoa, I wonder if there's anything Micah'll say no to doing, and if yes, I don't wanna know what kind of satanic, eye-haemorraghing(guh, sp?) stuff she's rejected over the years. And I fear that list is tl;dr. Hell, I even have a question for her about that kind of stuff:

Don't you get hounded alot by really insane people? (yes, more insane than the regular furryherm spoogetaur) Like, people wanting to commission pics of their fursonas*twitch* getting it on with the rotting corpse of their deceased grandma/dog? If yes, I know a service you can contact for getting that kind of pest removed, and the future generations of said pest:

Oslo Spay and Neuter Army of Liberation and Furry Removal (For short OSNALFR, which is, ironically, a cuss in Icelandic meaning 'You tripledicked polar bear')

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 731

We really just need a Micah Fennec FAQ because honestly these questions are asked by EVERYBODY

Q: Is Micah into Scat/Watersports/fucked up shit she draws?
A: No.

Q: Is there anything Micah won't draw?
A: Pedophilia, human on animal zoophilia, uh probably others as well

Q: Is Micah a boy?
A: No.

Q: Why does Micah draw these things?
A: She enjoys drawing unusual things. And she gets paid.

Q: Why doesn't she stop wasting her talent and draw things that don't involve chinchillas pissing on each other?
A: She's only wasting her talent if she doesn't draw at all.

Q: Micah you are the woman for me. Will you marry me?
A: No. Unless you're TNM.

It needs to be a requirement that people understand this before they ask questions about her.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

PS. Doc Dos, CMIIW but I think necro and snuff are also stuff Micah won't draw.

The Flying Fox · Coadjutor Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 94

That certainly shed some light on my conundrum, thanks. I wonder if she has some stories fit for my 'horrible yet quite entertaining tales' folder. :3

Anyway, can I count the people who have asked these questions on five hands?

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

We really just need a Micah Fennec FAQ because honestly these questions are asked by EVERYBODY

Q: Is Micah into Scat/Watersports/fucked up shit she draws?
A: No.

Q: Is there anything Micah won't draw?
A: Pedophilia, human on animal zoophilia, uh probably others as well

Q: Is Micah a boy?
A: No.

Q: Why does Micah draw these things?
A: She enjoys drawing unusual things. And she gets paid.

Q: Why doesn't she stop wasting her talent and draw things that don't involve chinchillas pissing on each other?
A: She's only wasting her talent if she doesn't draw at all.

Q: Micah you are the woman for me. Will you marry me?
A: No. Unless you're TNM.

It needs to be a requirement that people understand this before they ask questions about her.

Thanks, that sums it up pretty well. ;)

Although to be fair, I do have a couple of very strange fetishes myself - although people need to understand that my drawings certainly don't always necessarily reflect them.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

the supreem court disagrees with you, artistic renderings of cub is completly leagle and for peets sake its ART the problem wiht 'real' pedophila is the seriosly detramental affect on the kids involved in it, both phisicly and mentaly, thats why the real thing is bad but art is just art, lines of ink and paint on paper, pixels on a screen in short its not real, learn the difrence dickhead

this has been your resetent hypocritical gripe hater, gripeing at other gripers
.

I think this guy should be Furry's official spokesman. He could go on talk shows, write opinion articles for the NY Times. He could even get an assistant to hold his drool cup.

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 892

This thread started with Fchan gettin a new hardcore /a/ ...

Now the whole damn site's been gone for least 4 days...

Issit gone for good?
Did Pedo-art do it?
Is Eric really TDK?
Does Daveykins read CYD?

Questions without answers... =)

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 570

like the song goes:"Money makes the world go 'round!"

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 287

This thread started with Fchan gettin a new hardcore /a/ ...

Now the whole damn site's been gone for least 4 days...

Issit gone for good?
Did Pedo-art do it?
Is Eric really TDK?
Does Daveykins read CYD?

Questions without answers... =)

I should just report F-Chan for the pedo-art every time it comes back online as soon as some babyfur posts it. :>

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

This thread started with Fchan gettin a new hardcore /a/ ...

Now the whole damn site's been gone for least 4 days...

Issit gone for good?
Did Pedo-art do it?
Is Eric really TDK?
Does Daveykins read CYD?

Questions without answers... =)

I should just report F-Chan for the pedo-art every time it comes back online as soon as some babyfur posts it. :>

I hate to break it to you, but as far as I know, pedo-art is not in any way illegal. Only actual photos.

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

I hate to break it to you, but as far as I know, pedo-art is not in any way illegal. Only actual photos.

Behind the curve, are we?

http://crushyiffdestroy.com/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=1709

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

I hate to break it to you, but as far as I know, pedo-art is not in any way illegal. Only actual photos.

Behind the curve, are we?

http://crushyiffdestroy.com/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=1709

Oops - my bad! ;P

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 287

Yes, pedo-art is illegal but I doubt the federal government is going to waste taxpayer money hunting down individuals who distribute it. However, websites that host it inside US borders are a lot easier/cheaper to take down.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

Yes, pedo-art is illegal but I doubt the federal government is going to waste taxpayer money hunting down individuals who distribute it. However, websites that host it inside US borders are a lot easier/cheaper to take down.

you underestimate the misplaced priorities of Alberto Gonzales, he's even going after regular mainstream porn. I mean sure lolicon might be something you want to discourage but spending resources going after it before you deal with more serious crimes is really stupid... actually I th
ink Gonzales is even giving more attention to regular porn than let's ay child pornography... and he's probably never heard of lolicon.... so you're probably right.

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 892

Aha!

"Fchan was down due to hardware failure. We are working on it. Asking us for a time frame will be fruitless,
so be patient. For latest news on the progress idle in #fchan on irc.rizon.net or read the discussion board."

No loliraids then!

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Aha!

"Fchan was down due to hardware failure. We are working on it. Asking us for a time frame will be fruitless,
so be patient. For latest news on the progress idle in #fchan on irc.rizon.net or read the discussion board."

A world in crisis waits. Let's go live to one of the spontaneous fchan candlelight vigils springing up all over.

Oh wait, I'm sorry, my mistake. Nobody actually cares.

stinkweedskunk · Prattler Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 155

Aha!

"Fchan was down due to hardware failure. We are working on it. Asking us for a time frame will be fruitless,
so be patient. For latest news on the progress idle in #fchan on irc.rizon.net or read the discussion board."

A world in crisis waits. Let's go live to one of the spontaneous fchan candlelight vigils springing up all over.

Oh wait, I'm sorry, my mistake. Nobody actually cares.

It's funny, last time I checked it out they were having a spat about why only the /F board was up, with some sexual-orientation-discriminating name-calling.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 732

Aha!

"Fchan was down due to hardware failure. We are working on it. Asking us for a time frame will be fruitless,
so be patient. For latest news on the progress idle in #fchan on irc.rizon.net or read the discussion board."

A world in crisis waits. Let's go live to one of the spontaneous fchan candlelight vigils springing up all over.

Oh wait, I'm sorry, my mistake. Nobody actually cares.

It's funny, last time I checked it out they were having a spat about why only the /F board was up, with some sexual-orientation-discriminating name-calling.

I think there was also some bitchings about another furry board because the mods had called J. Bernal "bitchy" on their front page, even though I'm pretty sure he deserves to be called that.

stinkweedskunk · Prattler Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 155

New board! Now I can post all my hello kitty rape images in it's very own category :).

From the FCHAN discussion board:

at 12 Dec 2005: 13:00
What exactly is the purpose of /mem/? Childhood memories and the raping thereof, or what?
2(capped)

Xenofur at 12 Dec 2005: 13:21
basically, yes. everything that consists of depictions of underage characters or characters of questionable age that are drawn in a comic style that makes it hard to judge the actual age go there. examples include: sonic, tailspin, everything from disney and so on.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

New board! Now I can post all my hello kitty rape images in it's very own category :).

From the FCHAN discussion board:

at 12 Dec 2005: 13:00
What exactly is the purpose of /mem/? Childhood memories and the raping thereof, or what?
2(capped)

Xenofur at 12 Dec 2005: 13:21
basically, yes. everything that consists of depictions of underage characters or characters of questionable age that are drawn in a comic style that makes it hard to judge the actual age go there. examples include: sonic, tailspin, everything from disney and so on.

I'm not sure which is worse; denying they rape childhood memories or outright admitting it

SkunkDogFromSpace · Venter Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 224

Honestly.. what's wrong with furries?
Or no. Don't answer, sorry for asking stupid stuff *hits forehead*

They've found a loophole to legally jerk off to animals and kids, way to go!

T_T

SkunkDogFromSpace · Venter Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 224

Exuce me for double-post.

I just discovered that refreshing the page when my comment doesn't show up only makes me do a double-post.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1139

New board! Now I can post all my hello kitty rape images in it's very own category :).

From the FCHAN discussion board:

at 12 Dec 2005: 13:00
What exactly is the purpose of /mem/? Childhood memories and the raping thereof, or what?
2(capped)

Xenofur at 12 Dec 2005: 13:21
basically, yes. everything that consists of depictions of underage characters or characters of questionable age that are drawn in a comic style that makes it hard to judge the actual age go there. examples include: sonic, tailspin, everything from disney and so on.

I'm not sure which is worse; denying they rape childhood memories or outright admitting it

I think the worst part is their outright admitting to accepting* porn with underage characters.

* in this case, accepting = "fapping to"

stinkweedskunk · Prattler Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 155

Update.

/mem/ is not going to be for child porn, let's get that straight.

What a relief! No pedo porn here...

Waitaminnit...

child pron fits into "illegal" catagory, which would therefore go in /ah/.

So yes, I guess they do blatantly admit it.

Out of curiosity...

[root@skunkworks]$nslookup fchan.hentaiplanet.net

Server: 226.67-19-214.reverse.theplanet.com
Address: 67.19.214.226

Non-authoritative answer:
Name: fchan.hentaiplanet.net
Address: 216.80.15.162

The IP 216.80.15.162 is located in Cockeysville , MD, United States. OH GOD they're about 25 miles from where I live!

So. Since pedo art IS in fact, illegal, as we have recently found out, anyone care to do the honors and finally report them before I do? Cause I really do feel the need to. I have a stepson, and people like this living so close to me scare me just a little too much.

*edit - I gave their url to http://www.asacp.org/index.php. Hopefully somebody will take notice.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

*edit - I gave their url to http://www.asacp.org/index.php. Hopefully somebody will take notice.

Good. I hope they take it seriously even if it's not human children...

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 287

There's a lot of websites that track and try to find, trick, and then prosecute pedophiles online like Perverted Justice - aka, adults posing as children online. It's illegal to send pornographic images to even a person who is roleplaying a child, so.

Fleet Captain Jaime Wolfe could be a furry? :O Never know!

But yea, it would be pretty amusing if you could get enough people to report them to some organization that they're finally shut down or forced to take down the illegal porn. :O

EDIT:
Also, if you report them to the ASACP- you have to provide a direct link to the /ah section or the posts where the actual illegal material is.

Lim-Dul · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Jul 2005 Posts: 77

And if Fchan were to shut down because the asacp reports, all hell would break loose against C.Y.D. upon the discovery of this thread.
Still would be one amusing event.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

There's a lot of websites that track and try to find, trick, and then prosecute pedophiles online like Perverted Justice - aka, adults posing as children online. It's illegal to send pornographic images to even a person who is roleplaying a child, so.

Fleet Captain Jaime Wolfe could be a furry? :O Never know!

But yea, it would be pretty amusing if you could get enough people to report them to some organization that they're finally shut down or forced to take down the illegal porn. :O

EDIT:
Also, if you report them to the ASACP- you have to provide a direct link to the /ah section or the posts where the actual illegal material is.

Oh man, I love Perverted-Justice.
Is there anyone else we can report this to?

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 181

Oh man, I love Perverted-Justice.
Is there anyone else we can report this to?

Hehehe, yeah. The irony of getting an investigative news story about it on FOX news though...
:arrow: :arrow: Probably the sooner anyone acts on reporting it, the less likely the incriminating evidence on FCHAN will be taken off.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

Oh man, I love Perverted-Justice.
Is there anyone else we can report this to?

Hehehe, yeah. The irony of getting an investigative news story about it on FOX news though...
:arrow: :arrow: Probably the sooner anyone acts on reporting it, the less likely the incriminating evidence on FCHAN will be taken off.

It's probably not the best idea to be talking about this publically then, huh?
fuck.

stinkweedskunk · Prattler Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 155

By the way, if you are going to report someone and do want to stay truly anonymous, see the url below:

http://tor.eff.org/

It's got a little bit of a learning curve, but they have easy to follow instructions for Windows users.

For those of you who think I am being a dick about this, I want to let you know this goes beyond "LOLFURRY" and into the realm of "these people need to be shot before they hurt my son".

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 140

http://tor.eff.org/

...what's with the onion?

stinkweedskunk · Prattler Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 155

http://tor.eff.org/

...what's with the onion?

The method used to protect your privacy is called "onion routing", implying that your internet traffic goes trough many untrackable layers of these programs until it gets to the "core" of the onion, the web site. TOR stands for TCP/IP Onion Routing.

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 140

The method used to protect your privacy is called "onion routing", implying that your internet traffic goes trough many untrackable layers of these programs until it gets to the "core" of the onion, the web site. TOR stands for TCP/IP Onion Routing.

Oh...cute. I suddenly feel alot nerdier.

Ogres are...like onions.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 488

Why all the extraordinary steps in maintaining anonymity? Particularly with something like Fchan, where you could concievably be there for something else entirely, Lord knows it's easy enough to blunder into underage stuff. I sure wouldn't be ashamed for it to be known I'm turning these guys in to the Feds.

stinkweedskunk · Prattler Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 155

Why all the extraordinary steps in maintaining anonymity? Particularly with something like Fchan, where you could concievably be there for something else entirely, Lord knows it's easy enough to blunder into underage stuff. I sure wouldn't be ashamed for it to be known I'm turning these guys in to the Feds.

Just paraniod, is all. I am like this whenever I go online. I guess it's from doing a bunch of computer security work for past companies. Plus, in order to report them, I'd have to have actually seen the shit, so it's in my cache some where, and even if deleted, trace remnants of long dead files still reside on your hard drive unless you do what's called a "government wipe", where you fill in your entire hard drive with zeros, then delete them, the fill it with zeros again, about 5 or 6 times to make sure EVERY last trace of data is gone. So yeah, I don't want to be called into a court as a witness and have to explain why it's on my PC as well.

By the way, is my avatar too annoying? I'll switch back if it is.

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 140

By the way, is my avatar too annoying? I'll switch back if it is.

Nope, not at all. *has a seizure and starts foaming at the mouth*

Edit: Nine Inch Nails is cool, though. They can hang with us. Does my new avatar give anyone nightmares? If it does, I won't switch it back. I MADE IT MYSELF!

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

Does my new avatar give anyone nightmares? If it does, I won't switch it back. I MADE IT MYSELF!

Not anymore that Captain Cowgirl's avatar. So is that your fursona? :twisted:

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

Does my new avatar give anyone nightmares? If it does, I won't switch it back. I MADE IT MYSELF!

Not anymore that Captain Cowgirl's avatar. So is that your fursona? :twisted:

HEY MY ICON IS CUTE AND CUDDLY :evil:

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

PFFT My icon pwns all of you and your moms.

ORANGEY THE ORANGE FOR LIFE!
(made with quality oranges and quality pens. Make your own with Orangey Icon kit, now only $19.99! SEND ME MONEY. NOW.)

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

HEY MY ICON IS CUTE AND CUDDLY :evil:

I heart your avatar! It is adorable and sharp at the same time! =)

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 140

So is that your fursona?

Something like that, only not stupid and pointless. I like to think of him as a personal representative...or my crazy imaginary friend who tells me who's out to get me and how to kill them with impunity.

fursona?

...please never use that word again.

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 140

Kindly disregard this post...damn computer.

u63r · Qualificator Joined: 27 Nov 2005 Posts: 11

I hate to bump two threads to the top, but since the crash and reset, fChan now has a section specifically dedicated to childhood memories. May heaven have mercy on all of our souls.

stinkweedskunk · Prattler Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 155

I hate to bump two threads to the top, but since the crash and reset, fChan now has a section specifically dedicated to childhood memories. May heaven have mercy on all of our souls.

Old news. Read a few posts/pages back.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

NO
http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/mem/res/593.html
NOO!!!!!!
http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/mem/res/544.html
:cry: :cry: :cry:

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Whats so wrong about having an already hot lion (WHO DISNEY NEUTERED!) featured in some porn.

Yeah, seriously! How dare they not show a huge, enormous lion wang in a children's movie! Fucking Quakers!

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 921

childhood memories.

Where people can get off to: All dogs go to heaven, Tailspin, Narnia, Cats Don't Dance, Tiny Toon, Spyro, The Land Before Time, The Rescuers.. God damn.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Poor Spyro. What did he ever do to deserve such indignity?

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

A movie doesn't suck just because it forces you to use your imagination to see sexual context in it....

The horror... The horror...

Lim-Dul · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Jul 2005 Posts: 77

"Only a fool would dabble with such a page, granting haunting visions of shattered memories."

That's Fchan's /mem/ for ya..

5thehardway · Prattler Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 161

NO
http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/mem/res/593.html
:cry: :cry: :cry:

Yanno what...heres a challenge to you artist types. I have a pic that would give this thread pizzaz. First one to draw it I will personaly pay a commission to. Picture is this ::clears his throat:: Aslan in rope bondage on the stone with his ass in the air and the wolves all around him having their way with them. And for those of you who need a strong christian tie in i will give it to you at a later time.

...What, Jesus shows up and gives Aslan a reacharound? For fuck's sake.

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 547

Yanno what...heres a challenge to you artist types. I have a pic that would give this thread pizzaz. First one to draw it I will personaly pay a commission to. Picture is this ::clears his throat:: Aslan in rope bondage on the stone with his ass in the air and the wolves all around him having their way with them. And for those of you who need a strong christian tie in i will give it to you at a later time.

Worst business ever. What this folk is saying is, 'hey, fill my perverted desires like the cheap whore you are and I may pay you'.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 732

Fucking Chronicles of Narnia. Now we've opened a can of worms and get to look forward to Yahoo groups dedicated to Aslan getting it in the pooper.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 488

I begin to see why C.S. Lewis didn't want his books made into movies. Maybe he and Tolkein KNEW, well ahead of their time.

5thehardway · Prattler Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 161

I begin to see why C.S. Lewis didn't want his books made into movies. Maybe he and Tolkein KNEW, well ahead of their time.

From what I recall of my reading of the original trilogy, Tolkein might have secretly enjoyed some of the slash fanfic.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 488

He wasn't gay, he was just British!

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

He wasn't gay, he was just British!

It's a common mistake. Elton John? Absolutely straight.

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

He wasn't gay, he was just British!

Same can be said for our benevolent admin...

"Bet you're gay." "Bet not."

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 199

I clicked this stuff and the Narnia stuff was the first I've seen.

Spectre Frostpaw 05/12/20(Tue)12:36 No.593
Come on furs. Lets see some Aslan art.

Sage Nadia#nIcYyoHO4A 05/12/22(Thu)03:35 No.904
Not here. It is not /mem material.

05/12/23(Fri)00:34 No.1066
i thought it would be /mem b/c of book. I remember i had a dream about aslan after reading the book :D

If you guys sit tehere and watch this shit happening, save it somewhere and link later, because I think it will be fucking hillarious.

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 199

He wasn't gay, he was just British!

It's a common mistake. Elton John? Absolutely straight.

05/12/22(Thu)11:47 No.963
What the heck, might as well try and see if this time it gets more response.

Griff, from Gargoyles. The British hottie with a thang for leather it looks like.

And oh, wow, a "moogle and chocobo" thread? I LOVE THIS PLACE. I just clicked for C like a catgirl, turned out to be "clean", except it isn't fucking clean really.

Guys, is there ANY hy00man-like pr0n out there, like a said catgirls, you know, without hair everywhere, and HUEG penises and stuff?

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 892

Hairless catgurls... hm...

-Onechan's Nekoboard maybe? =)

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 575

Guys, is there ANY hy00man-like pr0n out there, like a said catgirls, you know, without hair everywhere, and HUEG penises and stuff?

I think you want 4chan. :)

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 488

4Chan? Commentary by Ray Prower in 10...9....

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 921

4Chan? Commentary by Ray Prower in 10...9....

The funny part is that 4chan doesn't have a section for catgirls. Probably because some people would claim it's a furry board and start flooding it with god knows what.

Also: TAOchan

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 892

Made some banners for Fchan before yule... They rejected most of them... but I kept making more...

After newyears I noticed had been banninated in my abscence... The Dumbo-banner was probably teh unfunny!

Kids....

zOMG, you have been banned.
This leaves you two options now:
1) Contact one of the mods and try to find out what you did wrong and what could be done to remove the ban.
2) Throw a hissy fit on /dis/ about how unfair the ban was and how totalitarian the mods are and have the ban
stay where it is, permanently.
Your choice.

Iiiii.....think I'll throw a private hissyfit! =)

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 731

/Ah/ stinks is awesome.

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

The duck one is awesome...

Octan · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 95

Yeehaw. Major points for using Mr. Stinks, though of course I'm biased. Double-extra-mega-bonus points if the Donald Duck one came from a real Donald Duck comic. (I mean, heck, you might have drawn it yourself and we'd never know from looking at it.)

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

Yez, I saw quite a few Donneh banners over in /b/...but where are the ones you guys are talking about?

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 488

Check Donny's post. He has a big picture of his rejected banners.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

Oh, I see 'em now! Furnation must've been down again.
Lovin' the Donald Duck one...and the Dumbo one!