Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

ShrikeWolf · Qualificator Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 3

This particular artist is supposedly 21, yet... ummm...

I'll let it speak for itself.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 921

He knows no shame.

I mean.. would any of YOU share drawings that bad?

ShrikeWolf · Qualificator Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 3

He knows no shame.

I mean.. would any of YOU share drawings that bad?

I suspect that he lost his shame due to eating crayons containing mind-altering substances.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

Drawing incredibly shitty crayon art in a childlike manner is emo?

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

Drawing incredibly shitty crayon art in a childlike manner is emo?

I think the emo bit is referring to the "I AM THE GAY YOU MADE CRY MEANIE" meme in his dA journal and othersuch.

The 'artists' on dA often suck. You have to wade through shit to find a decent traditional work most times, but it's still worth it. Stuff like this might be just damn awful, but it still makes my gallery look that much better by comparison.

So, Shrike, is this guy a friend of yours? Or did you just randomly find him when you ran a dA search for 'vore'? :lol: Also, welcome to the hell that is CYD.

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

ARGH SONIC THE HEDGEHOG KILL KILL KILLLLLLL ARHFGOIDFHLKJZKS

Sorry, just really, really, really sick of that art style and anything to do with Sonic in general....

This art is quite terrible, and the angstyness of his journal post ("I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.") only confirms his emo-ness. Clearly he must be terminated before his art skills "progress" (read: he gets photoshop) and he actually gets some fans going.

What is it with people slapping emo on 80's and 90's cartoons? First it was Chip n' Dale, then Darkwing duck... Everytime I turn around some idiot has sprinkled emo whiny shit all over my childhood like Emo's some kind of flavoring that makes everything taste better or some shit, when in fact emo is the olestra of art influences.

The only thing worse then emo art is entire sites devoted entirely to emo-ing (I patent that phrase) characters of cartoons... But thank god no one's THAT Stupid...

OH SHIT, IT'S A THREE FOR ONE EMO FEST, EVERYONE REACH FOR YOUR SPECIAL KOOLAID BEFORE YOUR BRAIN MELTS

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

This art is quite terrible, and the angstyness of his journal post ("I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.") only confirms his emo-ness.

It's quite a horrific read... Only worse that it's just a meme that's been sooooo damn overposted on LJ. This isn't even proper emo, just a Ctrl-c Ctrl-v "save the gays" meme, not even an honest effort on the part of the poster. It would work better as a "Which battered/pitiful/beautiful snowflake non-straight are you?" OKcupid quiz. At least that way it would be a tad more personal.

Which brings about the grand question? Is it better or worst to be the emo that creates the angsty poetry and crap, or the one who just hangs up the other's work on his e-wall?

Clearly he must be terminated before his art skills "progress" (read: he gets photoshop) and he actually gets some fans going.

I couldn't agree more...

Foxid · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 305

What is it with people slapping emo on 80's and 90's cartoons? First it was Chip n' Dale, then Darkwing duck... Everytime I turn around some idiot has sprinkled emo whiny shit all over my childhood like Emo's some kind of flavoring that makes everything taste better or some shit, when in fact emo is the olestra of art influences.

It's like a never-ending self-renewing process of sadness - first, they pornify everything. Then they emo it. I shudder to think what the next round of ruination might bring. (And I'm afraid to speculate, because I'd have to shoot myself if it happened)

Octan · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 95

I think the emo bit is referring to the "I AM THE GAY YOU MADE CRY MEANIE" meme in his dA journal and othersuch.

Why did I just know that was going to come up within the first five posts here? It's not emo, it's social commentary.

The restroom one was... interesting, though. "Um, where's the Herms' room?" :lol:

Zod God · Prattler Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 113

Its whiny, overused social "Commentary"

Straights = Hitl3r OMFG!

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

Its whiny, overused social "Commentary"

Straights = Hitl3r OMFG!

Right. This is a list of theoretical and/or fictious bullcrap that the person who posted it knows nothing about. If he wanted to write an essay on Mathew Shepard, or talk about his friend was recently bashed... good for him.

No though, he just posts the cookie cutter "STRAIGHTS ARE MEAN!!!!1!" crap that does nothing but bad for the polarization of the issues at hand.

ShrikeWolf · Qualificator Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 3

Its whiny, overused social "Commentary"

Straights = Hitl3r OMFG!

Right. This is a list of theoretical and/or fictious bullcrap that the person who posted it knows nothing about. If he wanted to write an essay on Mathew Shepard, or talk about his friend was recently bashed... good for him.

No though, he just posts the cookie cutter "STRAIGHTS ARE MEAN!!!!1!" crap that does nothing but bad for the polarization of the issues at hand.

All this, and the added bonus material of inability to spell even simple words, a lack of even fundamental grammar, and a near zen-like manifestation of poor crayon drawings.

I think it goes without saying that there's something mentally... fucked with this individual.

Bet he/she is a furry, too.

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

He seems coherent enough in his comments, and has lots of furries posting there. As to if he is one himself; If it quacks like a duck, waddles like a duck and looks like a duck...

I wouldn't be surprised if he's just a sock account though.

Squizzle · Prattler Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Posts: 127

Is it better or worst to be the emo that creates the angsty poetry and crap, or the one who just hangs up the other's work on his e-wall?

For all I know (or likely anyone here knows), there's a possibility that the original 'angsty' poetry was churned out in a drunken haze by someone who subsequently laughs him/herself silly whenever he/she sees some emo kid copy-pasting it.

It's a small possibility, but it's there!

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 488

Bet he/she is a furry, too.

Well of course he (and it is 99% certain that it is a he) is a furry. Non furries don't say things like

YAY My very first Vore artwork!

Jesus must be a desiccated mummy up in heaven, with all the crying he must be doing.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 570

OOOOHHH!!!! Quick! Somebody tell D.A.,she has a "thing" for sonic! :D :wink: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

TBPBenni · Qualificator Joined: 03 Oct 2005 Posts: 8

It is rare indeed that somebody manages to find something without -any- artistic merit at all. Usually I can at least pretend to find some redeeming feature, like nice linework or interesting ideas, and if all else fails "nice expression" works. This... this I can't even pretend any part of this will ever be good.

Maybe it's the artist's cat or something doing the drawings? That would explain the seizurelike quality of the art. It has to be the cat. Only a cat could do something so batshit insane.

Lay off the cat, it was hard for him. He doesn't have opposeable digits. He's just a cat.

Barry Scott · Prattler Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 165

That guy has to be retarded or lying about its age. Otherwise... wow. And apart for possibly one exception any Sonic based fan art or fiction sucks ass.

ChildEatingMonster · Prattler Joined: 08 May 2005 Posts: 107

i think that account may be a joke

Is this emo?

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

i think that account may be a joke

Is this emo?

It's hard to tell what's a joke and what's just regularly stupid. The power of the internet is mighty indeed!

And as for the art, no it's not emo, but it still makes Jebus cry. Inflation art makes my head turn slightly in that "WTF" way that few other things can. I dunno. It's kinda weird, but not normal weird. It's a whole new kind of weird that is doubly disturbing.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

Is this emo?

That's not emo. It's too heteroerotic to be emo.

Heroiini · Prattler Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 143

Lay off the cat, it was hard for him. He doesn't have opposeable digits. He's just a cat.

Future animation jobs are for cats.

"Innermost extra toes on the front paws are often opposable and some cats use them with quite startling proficiency to manipulate small objects with almost human dexterity."

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 570

Otherwise known as "Hemmingway" cats..Iv'e a few (Scary-smart lil' buggers :D )

u63r · Qualificator Joined: 27 Nov 2005 Posts: 11

This art is quite terrible, and the angstyness of his journal post ("I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.") only confirms his emo-ness.

It's quite a horrific read... Only worse that it's just a meme that's been sooooo damn overposted on LJ. This isn't even proper emo, just a Ctrl-c Ctrl-v "save the gays" meme, not even an honest effort on the part of the poster. It would work better as a "Which battered/pitiful/beautiful snowflake non-straight are you?" OKcupid quiz. At least that way it would be a tad more personal.

Which brings about the grand question? Is it better or worst to be the emo that creates the angsty poetry and crap, or the one who just hangs up the other's work on his e-wall?

Obviously, B.

Clearly he must be terminated before his art skills "progress" (read: he gets photoshop) and he actually gets some fans going.

I couldn't agree more...

Ah, yes. The crap I created when I got PS7...

Bunnylover · Qualificator Joined: 11 Dec 2004 Posts: 20

Okies.... So we all start off like that, but we don't go and post it on teh intarweb... It looks like the kinda stuff I drew in my preteens that so worried the school counselors... :P Except without the 'I'm gay' stuff.

What's worrying is he seems to have more comments than I have on my DA... And I draw half decent... Suppose it's cos mine is all boring family friendly non-torture stuff and landscape photographs.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1139

Okies.... So we all start off like that, but we don't go and post it on teh intarweb...

Precisely... I bet most of these types will, in a few years, be desperate to take down all the weird shit they've posted. Which, due to the nature of the internet, will be impossible, what with the truly horrible stuff being reposted again and again elsewhere.

And then there's a few of them who'll become the next level Manawolf, Ray Jones or Gonterman.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

Ray Jones

NWS
http://clubs.wanadoo.co.uk/vault/gadget_human/Ray%20Jones/Gadget_RayJones_wearingthespurs.jpg
Do we love this guy, or what?

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

I fail to see what's so exhilarating. Clearly she's about to ride a strawberry ice-cream cone somehow surgically attached to a flesh zeppelin.

OH WAIT

THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A PENIS.

Suddenly I get it, and I wish I hadn't.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

I fail to see what's so exhilarating. Clearly she's about to ride a strawberry ice-cream cone somehow surgically attached to a flesh zeppelin.

OH WAIT

THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A PENIS.

Suddenly I get it, and I wish I hadn't.

ITS A PENIS IN A SKIRT

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

http://members.tripod.com/jonescientific/Gadget_memorialday_2003.htm

More fun with Furry patriotism.

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 420

http://members.tripod.com/jonescientific/Gadget_memorialday_2003.htm

More fun with Furry patriotism.

Because nothing honors those in the armed forces like turning a children's cartoon mouse into a sex object.

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 866

this is pretty much the greatest sonic fanart ever

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

http://members.tripod.com/jonescientific/Gadget_memorialday_2003.htm

More fun with Furry patriotism.

Because nothing honors those in the armed forces like turning a children's cartoon mouse into a sex object.

http://framwinkle.com/rr/rrusa/dontruncamo.jpg
EVERYTIME I FORGET TO THANK GOD FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY
THIS IMAGE REMINDS ME.

also HOLY SHIT Compy found Sonic art that DOESNT TOTALLY SUCK! This is a happy day indeed.

Bunnylover · Qualificator Joined: 11 Dec 2004 Posts: 20

this is pretty much the greatest sonic fanart ever

Foolish Hedghog, no one can escape the Daleks... Unless they run into that hall of stairs in Labyrinth... Then they're fucked. Or at the very least irritatingly inconvenianced.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1139

this is pretty much the greatest sonic fanart ever

I think that works much better as Dr. Who fan art...

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

this is pretty much the greatest sonic fanart ever

Very cool! This can't be by a furry artist though. I mean, it's got perspective. And a background. And no wang.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

this is pretty much the greatest sonic fanart ever

Holy crap! Compy finds good Sonic art. Is this opposite day or something?

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 140

Holy crap! Compy finds good Sonic art. Is this opposite day or something?

Yes. But if it really was opposite day as I said, then I just said no, it isn't opposite day. But if it was opposite day and I said no, that would really mean yes. But if it wasn't opposite day and I said no, it would just mean no. But I didn't say no, I said yes. The previous sentence, on opposite day, would mean no, I did not say yes, I said no...

I have to do a study on this...

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

Holy crap! Compy finds good Sonic art. Is this opposite day or something?

Yes. But if it really was opposite day as I said, then I just said no, it isn't opposite day. But if it was opposite day and I said no, that would really mean yes. But if it wasn't opposite day and I said no, it would just mean no. But I didn't say no, I said yes. The previous sentence, on opposite day, would mean no, I did not say yes, I said no...

I have to do a study on this...

"A dog is a cat...i cry when im glad...don't worry, it's ok, it's opposite day!"
...
I really gotta stop hanging around Chuck E. Cheese's

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 140

I really gotta stop hanging around Chuck E. Cheese's

Yes, please stop.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

I really gotta stop hanging around Chuck E. Cheese's

Yes, please stop.

IT'S MY INNER FURRY, I SWEAR.

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 140

IT'S MY INNER FURRY, I SWEAR.

...kill it... (sorry, that's my solution to everything)

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

I really gotta stop hanging around Chuck E. Cheese's

Anything that was founded by the same guy who founded Atari* is okay in my book.

* Nolan Bushnell for those wondering.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

I really gotta stop hanging around Chuck E. Cheese's

Anything that was founded by the same guy who founded Atari* is okay in my book.

* Nolan Bushnell for those wondering.

Plus, it is one of the few things furrehs have yet to taint.
AND NO THIS DOESNT MEAN I WANT YOU ALL TO GO LOOKING FOR PORN OF PASQUALLY, THE CHEF GETTING IT ON WITH CHUCK E CHEESE.
BECAUSE I DONT.
I REEEALLLLY DONT.
:'(

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 731

I thought it would be so easy with Fchan's childhood memories section. I went through a page of that and decided it wouldn't be worth it.

Plenty of moogle porn though.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

I thought it would be so easy with Fchan's childhood memories section. I went through a page of that and decided it wouldn't be worth it.

Plenty of moogle porn though.

fchan has a childhood memories section?
Ha. It's only a matter of time, then :\

EDIT: I found it.
GOD why am I so tempted to start a thread there.
I blame my trainwreck syndrome. :(

Heroiini · Prattler Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 143

I thought it would be so easy with Fchan's childhood memories section. I went through a page of that and decided it wouldn't be worth it.

Plenty of moogle porn though.

fchan has a childhood memories section?
Ha. It's only a matter of time, then :\

EDIT: I found it.
GOD why am I so tempted to start a thread there.
I blame my trainwreck syndrome. :(

Went and took a look. Dammit, they even had it labeled as a childhood destroyer. Yet I just had to take a look. Damn you trainwreck syndrome. Oh, Biohazard art. Big suprise. Now I have his Sam & Max porn back in my mind... some days lulz ain't worth it.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

<crying> Heartless bastards! Why would they do that to Hello Kitty!?! I vow revenge! REVENGE! =(

http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net/mem/src/1134586827244_1109937908398.gif

NWS in any way

Also, what the hell do you have to be on to come up with homosexual Sly Cooper-on-Star Fox porn?

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 732

They have The Land Before Time. And Gummi Bears. And Mario. Fuck you Fchan.

My favorite comment:

I used to wank it while watching Rescue Rangers when I was 12.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

They have The Land Before Time. And Gummi Bears. And Mario. Fuck you Fchan.

My favorite comment:

I used to wank it while watching Rescue Rangers when I was 12.

YEAH, YOU AND ABOUT 500 OTHER OLD MEN WITH GADGET FETISHES, FUCKER!

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Speaking of decent Sonic art, I found this and thought I rather liked it.

http://www.deviantart.com/view/22300216/

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

Speaking of decent Sonic art, I found this and thought I rather liked it.

http://www.deviantart.com/view/22300216/

Hey, that's pretty cute!
And not a sheath in sight!

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1139

Speaking of decent Sonic art, I found this and thought I rather liked it.

http://www.deviantart.com/view/22300216/

Hey, that's pretty cute!
And not a nigger in sight!

... Say what?

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 488

I think she's referring to the recent Sonic game published featuring that other hardcore gansta hedgehog.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

I think she's referring to the recent Sonic game published featuring that other hardcore gansta hedgehog.

you can tell he's gangsta because he's black and shoots stuff :roll:

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 639

But Sonic was black.

LOL Urkel.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

Let's speed, keed. Gotta juice it! Hey, Ro-Butt-Nick! Heh heh heh *snort*! Did I do that?

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 731

Let's speed, keed. Gotta juice it! Hey, Ro-Butt-Nick! Heh heh heh *snort*! Did I do that?

HEY :(

When I was in 1st grade The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog was the highlight of my mornings before school.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Let's speed, keed. Gotta juice it! Hey, Ro-Butt-Nick! Heh heh heh *snort*! Did I do that?

NO! Bad! You get a time out.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

HEY :(

When I was in 1st grade The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog was the highlight of my mornings before school.

I never said I disliked AoStH. In fact, it was better SatAM. The fact that Sonic had the Urkel voice only added to the hilarity of the show.

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

HEY :(

When I was in 1st grade The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog was the highlight of my mornings before school.

2nded.

Cartoon silliness > Pretentious drama. AOTSH is the only sonic-related thing I can tolerate. I mean come on, it's hard to take "URKEL'S VOICE SAVES THE WORLD" seriously. Comedy is just that particular voice's forte.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

HAHAHAHA
Mitch n' Compy musta added another filter word for furry anatomy! 'Nigger' makes a pretty amusing replacement word though, at least in this case.
OH SONIC HEHEH SNORT

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 488

Just for the hell of it? Or are we trying to keep the site from showing up on the wrong kinds of Google searches?

Charisma · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 346

Wow that can't be real....I hope its NOT real

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1139

... I think I'd like to know exactly which incriminating word it is that's being autocensored...

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

... I think I'd like to know exactly which incriminating word it is that's being autocensored...

Knot (pronounced the same as not)

Edit: funniest filter ever

at another site I frequent Fag was filtered into cone

in short order Cone took on a life of it's own and became an insult that had nothing to do with the word it originally censored even spreading to another related site.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1139

... I think I'd like to know exactly which incriminating word it is that's being autocensored...

AIDS (pronounced the ame as not)

Thanks, but I know that one. I'm asking which word ends up as "nigger".

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 670

... I think I'd like to know exactly which incriminating word it is that's being autocensored...

AIDS (pronounced the ame as not)

Thanks, but I know that one. I'm asking which word ends up as "nigger".

Clue: it is a word that appears in erotic furry fiction ;)
Oh, and I changed it from the n-word to "sheath".

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1139

I'm asking which word ends up as "nigger".

Clue: it is a word that appears in erotic furry fiction ;)

Oh, that word! *slaps forehead* :)

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

Yiff?

Edit: nope :cry:

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 488

I think it is a part of the body. Let 'mangina' be a hint.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

I think it is a part of the body. Let 'mangina' be a hint.

Tailhole?

Edit: YAUS

Bag Full o' Money · Qualificator Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 31

tailhole?

edit: Well, that's one, if not THE one.

Murrhole and murr produce nothing. How disappointing.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 488

Well if tailhole is a totally different word from whatever's being turned into mangina, then I'm all curious now, 'cause that was my guess.

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

Well if mantelpiece is a totally different word from whatever's being turned into mangina, then I'm all curious now, 'cause that was my guess.

They are two seperate words. Just pm yourself some furry erotica tales (gay wold work best) and observe the ab lib fun.

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 705

Wow, guessed it the second time. That is bizarre.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

THINK ABOUT IT.
People store swords in them.
Sounds like 'wreath'.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

THINK ABOUT IT.
People store swords in them.
Sounds like 'wreath'.

so sheath

Much fun will be had, I approve of these filters

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 547

Hmmm, let me try it.

Sheath

Heh-heh-heh-heh, it worked.

I can't stop laughing at how phrases suddenly change their meaning when words like this are suddenly changed. Hey Mithch, why don't you change stuff like fursecution for something totally silly like, say, CD player? Or chasnging "OMG" by 'Oh My Little Pony'? I bet it would be a blast.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

Hmmm, let me try it.

mangina

Heh-heh-heh-heh, it worked.

I can't stop laughing at how phrases suddenly change their meaning when words like this are suddenly changed. Hey Mithch, why don't you change stuff like fursecution for something totally silly like, say, CD player? Or chasnging "OMG" by 'Oh My Little Pony'? I bet it would be a blast.

preperation H feels good... on the tailhole

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 420

so we have knot (k n o t) and sheath (s h e a t h) as the replaced words? Any others?

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

so we have AIDS (k n o t) and mangina (s h e a t h) as the replaced words? Any others?

Mantelpiece ( t a i l h o l e )

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 570

Where's Dr.Robotnik when you need him? :mrgreen:

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 731

my knot emerges from its sheath and enters your tailhole.

Moonbeam · Qualificator Joined: 12 Dec 2005 Posts: 30

Finally, a ray of light.

I've been trying to figure out what was up with the knot since I joined this forum.

Unfortunately, the next time I watch Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, I will not be able to stop laughing every time I see the Green Destiny's sheath.

:lol:

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 547

I wonder if that also works with composed words. Let's do a little test.

"And then the knight unsheathed his sword..."

... HEY!

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

my AIDS emerges from its mangina and enters your mantelpiece.

unf unf unf unf

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

I request yiff be filtered to fuck.

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 420

I request fag be filtered to cone.

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

"And then the knight unsheathed his sword..."

You can set it so it does, makes for a nice block of Goatse.

ChildEatingMonster · Prattler Joined: 08 May 2005 Posts: 107

I request the word 'furry' be filtered to 'masturbate'

Xarai · Coadjutor Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 94

For the love of God no more wordfilters.

Otherwise we're going to end up like /b/ and every post is going to say "love you bosnian drama and DONATE TO 4CHAN ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━ｯ!!"

EDIT: Except for the suggestion below (George Lucas). That just rocks.

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

I request 'Eric Schwartz' filters into 'George Lucas'. They're both overweight guys who obsess about weird ass shit. It fits.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

I request fag be filtered to cone.

Are you from Magic Lampoon?

also there was this site message board for people who obsessively chewed Ice and someone hacked it and filtered ice to penis..... much hilarity ensued.

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 420

I request fag be filtered to cone.

Are you from Magic Lampoon?

No.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

I request fag be filtered to cone.

Are you from Magic Lampoon?

No.

Oh you must have just heard me talking about that then

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 488

also there was this site message board for people who obsessively chewed Ice and someone hacked it and filtered ice to penis..... much hilarity ensued.

A pity that wasn't archived somewhere. That is one of the funniest things I can imagine.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 570

ah!true wisdom!

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

can fag be filtered to cigarette?

much nicer :)

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 570

Dang it Raygirl,I can't touch that one,Ya' out classed me kiddo! :wink: (p.s.Muggle was a 1940s era slang word for a Marijuana cigarette,Is Ms.Rowling saying that all mainstreamers/mundanes are DOPES? ):lol: :lol: :lol:

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

can fag be filtered to cigarette?

much nicer :)

Who wants to be nice, arr?

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

I do dash it all

we need some of that jolly nice britishness on the forum dontcha know

ChildEatingMonster · Prattler Joined: 08 May 2005 Posts: 107

I forgot what this thread was about.

Barry Scott · Prattler Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 165

I forgot what this thread was about.

Don't worry, it sucked anyway. This is far more fun!

... aw crap! I got a knot stuck in my shoelaces!

EDIT: Too bad you can't make it so only the British and Australians can use the word "mate" tho. Well you COULD if you know PHP well enough and had way too much time on your hands.