Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 892

Rejoice! More current Furrayh fun pics with insightful and informative captions...
like:
"I don't know this guy too well!
Wow, I took lots of pictures of fursuiters.. but forgot so many names.. XP
I wish I knew who these were, they rock!"

http://pics.livejournal.com/frostdemn/gallery/000055t8?page=1

There's also a pic of Eric ...with Flip the Frog...Weren't we talking bout her in some old thread... =D

Notice the bottle of Urine! -Can't leave the table, might hurt the business! =)

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

There's also a pic of Eric ...with Flip the Frog...Weren't we talking bout her in some old thread... =D

SEPARATED AT BIRTH?

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

http://pics.livejournal.com/frostdemn/pic/0001fet7/g5

Hookah or dildo? Possibly both?

http://pics.livejournal.com/frostdemn/pic/00025sk4/g5

Fun fact, the fursuiter pictured is female.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

http://pics.livejournal.com/frostdemn/pic/0001fet7/g5

Hookah or dildo? Possibly both?

It appears to be a bottle mimicing that from "I Dream of Jeannie", further emphasized by the Jaguar thing wearing the veil. That's the oddest Maj. Nelson if I ever saw one, though.

http://pics.livejournal.com/frostdemn/pic/00025sk4/g5

Fun fact, the fursuiter pictured is female.

Female fursuiters are not that uncommon. And say what you will but that rat warrior fursuit kicks all kinds of ass in my book. Though, I'm sure you must like it too. Right, AP?

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

http://pics.livejournal.com/frostdemn/pic/00025sk4/g5

Fun fact, the fursuiter pictured is female.

Female fursuiters are not that uncommon. And say what you will but that rat warrior fursuit kicks all kinds of ass in my book. Though, I'm sure you must like it too. Right, AP?

Did I say the fursuit sucks or that it's icky that it's a gurl in there? No. Stop being a reading-shit-that-isn't-written furry, Stonethchan. :roll:

I think the fursuit is very well done, and I know she actually has a nice array of various suits. I'll have to refind her website later...

Anyway, it just reminded me of Nothingkat's confessions about females in the fandom, and about how some fursuit as males (I'm looking at you Micah) in order to avoid the jailouse bis and straight hambeasts from bothering them at cons.

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 287

There's a lot of really, really old people in some of those pics and it's kind of sad that people are involved with furry at that age...

Exhibit A:
Backside of the bald dude.
Exhibit B:
On the wall, to the right
Exhibit C:
fffffff

There's also Eric Schwartz in there along with this gem... the guy flipping the camera off is all :downs: and the lady is raising her eyebrow.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 678

http://pics.livejournal.com/frostdemn/pic/0002b1w9/g5

It's The Monolithic Anti-Furry Conspiracy!

CrazyBomber · Prattler Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 141

http://pics.livejournal.com/frostdemn/pic/0002b1w9/g5

It's The Monolithic Anti-Furry Conspiracy!

And here is the Monolithic Anti-Furry Conspiration leader.
BEHOLD!

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1139

There's a lot of really, really old people in some of those pics and it's kind of sad that people are involved with furry at that age...

Perhaps they grew up with classic funny animal cartoons way back when and are thinking "oh neat, all these nice young people are into Donald Duck and Bugs Bunny too"? Or perhaps they're some of those people who aren't really into anthro animals, but come to the fandom for the sexual perversions? There's no age limit on that.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 575

There's a lot of really, really old people in some of those pics and it's kind of sad that people are involved with furry at that age...

One of the local furries here is a 74-year old retired Unitarian minister. :X

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

http://pics.livejournal.com/frostdemn/pic/0002b1w9/g5

It's The Monolithic Anti-Furry Conspiracy!

And here is the Monolithic Anti-Furry Conspiration leader.
BEHOLD!

There, I fixed it for you. :wink:

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 866

There's also a pic of Eric ...with Flip the Frog...Weren't we talking bout her in some old thread... =D

HOLY SHIT A GIRL IS TOUCHING HIM

You'd think he'd be happier about that.

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

HOLY SHIT A GIRL IS TOUCHING HIM

You'd think he'd be happier about that.

Maybe we can get Squaremoogle to make a "Eric Schwartz never changes facial expressions" ytmnd?

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 420

http://pics.livejournal.com/frostdemn/pic/0002b1w9/g5

It's The Monolithic Anti-Furry Conspiracy!

And here is the Monolithic Anti-Furry Conspiration leader.
BEHOLD!

There, I fixed it for you. :wink:

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

HOLY SHIT A GIRL IS TOUCHING HIM

You'd think he'd be happier about that.

Maybe we can get Squaremoogle to make a "Eric Schwartz never changes facial expressions" ytmnd?

Oh god if he doesn't get on that within the next few days, I'll do it.

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 114

Eric Schwartz seems to be grinning lightly... it could just be an optical illusion.

As for the black lady leaning on him... I'd hit that.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

Eric Schwartz seems to be grinning lightly... it could just be an optical illusion.

As for the black lady leaning on him... I'd hit that.

Yo do and Max Blackrabbit might hit you.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

Eric Schwartz seems to be grinning lightly... it could just be an optical illusion.

As for the black lady leaning on him... I'd hit that.

Yo do and Max Blackrabbit might hit you.

And then EWS could just lurch on top of them and we'd have us a lovely orgy scene.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

http://pics.livejournal.com/frostdemn/pic/0001tkkh/g5

I just don't know what's going on here. It's like a greatest hits of things that are wrong. Purple head, weird astronaut pants, pot belly, tight shirt...it's too much for the mind to bear.

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

Monica hath returned! Happy days are here again!

Also, that fursuit would look better if the person wearing it wasn't a giant pudgy woman.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Also, that fursuit would look better if the person wearing it wasn't a giant pudgy woman.

That's a woman!?!

Well, crap, I guess those are boobs! Sort of.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1139

Also, that fursuit would look better if the person wearing it wasn't a giant pudgy woman.

That's a woman!?!

Well, crap, I guess those are boobs! Sort of.

I think those are man-boobs. The way that person's surplus fat is stored around the stomach rather than on the hips indicates a male.

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

Oh... correct those are man-boobs... I hate you for pointing that out...

Still not as bad as big blue.

cheberet · Coadjutor Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 71

It's like someone had an Elephantine Virgin Hunt and brought all the findings back into one single, horrible, room.

....Can you imagine how that hotel must smell?

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 287

It's like someone had an Elephantine Virgin Hunt and brought all the findings back into one single, horrible, room.

....Can you imagine how that hotel must smell?

It's like the ol' cloud of death.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

It's like someone had an Elephantine Virgin Hunt and brought all the findings back into one single, horrible, room.

....Can you imagine how that hotel must smell?

If there were such a thing as a Febreeze bomb, it wouldn't be enough to clear the stench of that hygenic black hole.

Doom · Rasophore Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Posts: 56

It's like someone had an Elephantine Virgin Hunt and brought all the findings back into one single, horrible, room.

....Can you imagine how that hotel must smell?

I can say from experience that the smell of unwashed armpits will hit you in the face like a ton of bricks the moment you walk into the Doubletree Hotel. It took me awhile to get desensitized to it. Apparently, most furries don't believe in deodorant.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 488

It's like someone had an Elephantine Virgin Hunt and brought all the findings back into one single, horrible, room.

....Can you imagine how that hotel must smell?

I can say from experience that the smell of unwashed armpits will hit you in the face like a ton of bricks the moment you walk into the Doubletree Hotel. It took me awhile to get desensitized to it. Apparently, most furries don't believe in deodorant.

You can't really blame that on their being furry. Poor hygeine is endemic to nerddom in general. I bet Dragoncon smells the same way.

Now, when the whole room starts smelling odd because somebody got obviously frisky with his boyfriend and didn't bother to shower afterwards, that you can blame on them being a furry.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

You can't really blame that on their being furry. Poor hygeine is endemic to nerddom in general. I bet Dragoncon smells the same way.

Now, when the whole room starts smelling odd because somebody got obviously frisky with his boyfriend and didn't bother to shower afterwards, that you can blame on them being a furry.

I've been to toy and gaming cons before. While the smell of the unwashed male is likely similar to each, I've never encountered the pungeant musk of man-sex among role-playing or Transformer-collecting nerds.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

Transformer-collecting nerds.

stinkweedskunk · Prattler Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 155

Transformer-collecting nerds.
Image

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 140

That ad's all over the place.

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 114

Transformer-collecting nerds.
Image

That man looks like he'll smell like gatorade, moldy cheese and salt shooting straight up your nose.

The Flying Fox · Coadjutor Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 94

http://pics.livejournal.com/frostdemn/pic/00021wd3/g5

Say what you want, but that is quite cool, if not composing mostly of plastic, rubber latex, and paperclips. I'd hit it with my nerf bat.

CrazyBomber · Prattler Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 141

http://pics.livejournal.com/frostdemn/pic/00021wd3/g5

Say what you want, but that is quite cool, if not composing mostly of plastic, rubber latex, and paperclips. I'd hit it with my nerf bat.

I'd rather use an aluminium bat to hit that

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Transformer-collecting nerds.

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/daniel.l.copeland/image.jpg

Hmmm...true. Well, I think furry trumps all other fandoms. Like, if you're into Star Trek, that's one level of nerd, but if you're into Star Trek and Furry porn, you're automaticly demoted to the lowest level of nerd and/or pervert and all your rights are instantly revoked. For further questions, please consult this chart. =)

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Also, what the hell is with the haircut on the guy in the background? Is that the Quaker Oats Man on a three-week bender or something?

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

Also, what the hell is with the haircut on the guy in the background? Is that the Quaker Oats Man on a three-week bender or something?

THERES A QUAKE...
IN HIS PANTS!!111one
But yeah, I was wondering the same thing. Apparently this pic is from an Amiga convention, if that explains anything.

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 199

Amiga convention

Oh my god.

1998

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

It's to know that an Amiga 500 with a 16MHz processor and 4 megs of RAM -- the raw equivalent of an outmoded Intel 286 machine -- can run circles around a Pentium II PC. You just need to believe.

You just need to believe.

There's a Disney song in here somewhere. Or maybe a Rocky song.

It's the - EYE OF THE TIGER, It's the thrill of the Fight...

"Stick and move, Rock, Stick and move!"

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 199

Amiga cartoon artist Eric Schwartz (at right) and his father Ron were offering a variety of what appeared to be used hardware and software for sale. We were surprised that there was very little in the way of T-shirts and other items displaying Eric's wonderful Amiga cartoon art creations. Maybe we'll be able to see more at the next show.

What's the link to the Not Sabrina Online Construction Set?

stinkweedskunk · Prattler Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 155

It's to know that an Amiga 500 with a 16MHz processor and 4 megs of RAM -- the raw equivalent of an outmoded Intel 286 machine -- can run circles around a Pentium II PC. You just need to believe.

You just need to believe.

You just need to believe.

There's a Disney song in here somewhere. Or maybe a Rocky song.

It's the - EYE OF THE TIGER, It's the thrill of the Fight...

"Stick and move, Rock, Stick and move!"

Screw Amiga, Wintel, and Macintrash. Linux and the cell processor will eventually eat them all. (nerd rant)

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I just hate the smug look on his face. Nobody with that haircut deserves to look so fucking full of himself.

Evil · Rasophore Joined: 24 Sep 2005 Posts: 62

I just hate the smug look on his face. Nobody with that haircut deserves to look so fucking full of himself.

He's probably thinking of all the money he made from all the furry fanboys.

I actually bought the Sabrina Online comic books.

:(

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

He's probably thinking of all the money he made from all the furry fanboys.

Or maybe he's thinking about all the hot sex he's had.

Ha ha ha! No, he's probably just thinking about a Triple Whopper.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 731

What's the link to the Not Sabrina Online Construction Set?

http://www.crushyiffdestroy.com/nosocs/index.php

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 114

http://www.crushyiffdestroy.com/nosocs/index.php

Eric Schwartz self character should be much fatter.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

http://www.crushyiffdestroy.com/nosocs/index.php

Eric Schwartz self character should be much fatter.

If Eric was to scale, he wouldln't fit in the frame.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

What's the link to the Not Sabrina Online Construction Set?

http://www.crushyiffdestroy.com/nosocs/index.php

HOLY SHIT THAT IS AMAZING.
I think I have a new hobby.

Duck Stab · Qualificator Joined: 15 Oct 2004 Posts: 36

I made one a while ago, but it isn't very good.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 570

:lol: BEAUTIFUL!!!!! :lol:

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

I made one a while ago, but it isn't very good.

Hahaha that's awesome!
Eric/Max=OTP!

Octan · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 95

http://www.crushyiffdestroy.com/nosocs/best_of/NOSOCS-08.jpg

SCORE!!! :D

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 570

And the Award goes to:......

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 731

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

And the Award goes to:......

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

And the Award goes to:......

I never even saw that movie and I instinctively know it sucked.

Which begs the question why are they putting out a sequal?

"Hi I'm David Spade and I'm a whore"

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

And the Award goes to:......

I never even saw that movie and I instinctively know it sucked.

Which begs the question why are they putting out a sequal?

"Hi I'm David Spade and I'm a whore"

BECAUSE DISNEY LEAVES NO FILM UNTOUCHED.
They believe that, within every film they put out, there is a franchise begging to be uncovered.
Which explains why they are currently in the production stages of 'The Mighty Ducks 4', 'The Santa Clause 3', and a movie about the damn 'Jungle Cruise' ride.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

And the Award goes to:......

I never even saw that movie and I instinctively know it sucked.

Which begs the question why are they putting out a sequal?

"Hi I'm David Spade and I'm a whore"

BECAUSE DISNEY LEAVES NO FILM UNTOUCHED.
They believe that, within every film they put out, there is a franchise begging to be uncovered.
Which explains why they are currently in the production stages of 'The Mighty Ducks 4', 'The Santa Clause 3', and a movie about the damn 'Jungle Cruise' ride.

I blame Eisner

oh and how bad was that movie?

between what I remember of the previews and that poster I'm sure it was unbearably bad.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

Actually, I liked The Emperor's New Groove. At least it's better than most stuff Disney is putting out today.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 488

The Emporer's New Groove would be looked upon more favorably if it wasn't a milestone on the steady decline of Disney films. You can point at everything that led up to it and say "This movie was better". I think people dislike it more because Disney could have done much better.

Unfortunately, there's no Don Bluth around to shame them into stepping up their animation quality this time. Everyone's investing all their effort into this newfangled CG stuff. Once again, everyone forgets that 3D is merely different, not better.

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 199

I liked this movie. Seriously.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I totally liked the Emporer's New Groove. Despite the name there were no annoying songs, no cutified animal friends, and it was actually funny. I think there's already been a direct-to-video sequel, but I've never seen it.

SkunkDogFromSpace · Venter Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 224

I friggin' HATE disney.
hatehatehate!
Even when I was a little kid with constantly running nose and huge head I turned volume down whenever they startet that HORRIBLE SKULL-CRACKING NOISE!!... with squeaky noises.. EYARGH!
Why can't they sing normally!!?

Besides only thing why disney puts those horrible songs in their goddamn movies is to make them longer more easily. Singing about how great they feel is alot easier than making actual intellingent storyline.

DIE DISNEY!
DI-HY-HY-YEEEEEEEEE!!

*snort* I prefer Shrek.

SkunkDogFromSpace · Venter Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 224

Friggin' computer. 2xpost.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

so what was the movie about?

I don't know, it was at the point that I no longer gave a shit about disney and the previews didn't make it look like anything I should care about

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 488

The emperor is a self-centered twat. Failed poisoning attempt magically turns him into a llama. Through trials and tribulations he learns about friendship and generosity, thus becoming a better person and teaching a valuable moral lesson to the kiddies. Also, some funny stuff happens.

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 140

The emperor is a self-centered twat.

And he was voiced by David Spade. That gives him a +2 annoyance bonus.

Through trials and tribulations he learns about friendship and generosity, thus becoming a better person and teaching a valuable moral lesson to the kiddies.

Damn liberals teaching our children their hippie ways.

Edit: Whoa. From creepy cons to Disney movies. How time flies when you have the attention span of a gnat. Come to think of it, that isn't too unusual.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

The emperor is a self-centered twat. Failed poisoning attempt magically turns him into a llama. Through trials and tribulations he learns about friendship and generosity, thus becoming a better person and teaching a valuable moral lesson to the kiddies. Also, some funny stuff happens.

The fuck? what the hell kind of poison turns you into a Llama?

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

The emperor is a self-centered twat. Failed poisoning attempt magically turns him into a llama. Through trials and tribulations he learns about friendship and generosity, thus becoming a better person and teaching a valuable moral lesson to the kiddies. Also, some funny stuff happens.

The fuck? what the hell kind of poison turns you into a Llama?

The very same kind of poison yo mama took when she was pregnant with you.
OH YEAH I WENT THERE.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

The emperor is a self-centered twat. Failed poisoning attempt magically turns him into a llama. Through trials and tribulations he learns about friendship and generosity, thus becoming a better person and teaching a valuable moral lesson to the kiddies. Also, some funny stuff happens.

The fuck? what the hell kind of poison turns you into a Llama?

The very same kind of poison yo mama took when she was pregnant with you.
OH YEAH I WENT THERE.

I'm sorry

I just refuse to believe a movie with David Spade in it can be good.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

The emperor is a self-centered twat. Failed poisoning attempt magically turns him into a llama. Through trials and tribulations he learns about friendship and generosity, thus becoming a better person and teaching a valuable moral lesson to the kiddies. Also, some funny stuff happens.

The fuck? what the hell kind of poison turns you into a Llama?

The very same kind of poison yo mama took when she was pregnant with you.
OH YEAH I WENT THERE.

I'm sorry

I just refuse to believe a movie with David Spade in it can be good.

Wasn't he in 'a bug's life' too? I hated that movie.

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 114

ANTZ was a crappy movie. Emperor's New Groove was a good movie, the only thing that ruined it was David Spade.

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 140

ANTZ was a crappy movie. Emperor's New Groove was a good movie, the only thing that ruined it was David Spade.

It makes me shudder horribly that there may, in fact, be an ANTZ fetishist out there...or fifty.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

ANTZ was a crappy movie. Emperor's New Groove was a good movie, the only thing that ruined it was David Spade.

well that was probably part of it

I probably just saw it was made by Disney then heard david spades voice and just went

nope, I'd rather take a cheese grater to my face......that and by that time I didn't really go to kids movies, if I would ever watch something like that I'd wait until it eventually came on TV or I had some fateful encounter with it (you'd be suprised how often being more or less trapped in a room with a random disney movie on occurs)

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 361

It's nice to know that, should I tend a furcon, there won't be any wait time for the cardio machines.