Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Bag Full o' Money · Qualificator Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 28

I was skimming one of the old threads..I believe it was the one that introduced CYD to its beloved Naylor. Along the way, I found a link to someone's photos from Further Confusion, and this shirt caught my eye:
http://members.shaw.ca/lucykoneko/fc/14.html (I waffled, but I'm gonna play it safe and say "NSFW." I certainly wouldn't want a boss, teacher, co-worker, or classmate seeing that over my shoulder.)

Most sexually suggestive shirts I see make some attempt at cleverness, but this just seems..stupid. It's more like something I'd expect to see in the adult section of the furry humor archive, not something made by a real, non-furry company as it appears to have been.

Notice how they're all puppies.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

It's entirely possible he took someone's furry art and paid to have it printed on a shirt. You're right, that doesn't look at all like a garden variety raunchy shirt.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Why are the white dogs only doing it with the grey dogs? RACIST HOMOPHOBE!

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 106

That's dumb as hell.

It reminds me of some shirt I saw at an art show/ ren fest one time of dragons in different sexual positions with the caption "STOKIN THE FIRE" above everything. I died a little inside. Of course this is much much worse because there is no horrible pun that's being worked in.

So someone's making these, I'm just not sure of who.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Y'all don't get out much....I've seen about a million of these shirts. With dogs, cats, dragons, aliens, and what have you...In fact, I saw one the other day at a yard sale with giraffes.
No, I didn't buy it. It smelled like beef.

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 106

No, I didn't buy it. It smelled like beef.

It's a shirt being worn by a person who doesn't mind having sexy giraffes on their shirt. In public. What did you expect it to smell like? :wink:

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 865

I think that shirt is from XXX Puppy Farm.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

I think that shirt is from XXX Puppy Farm.

Oh god. I had never been to that site until the other day.
Seriously. I've don't think I'll ever be quite the same after that.

Octan · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 77

I think that shirt is from XXX Puppy Farm.

*clicks link*

EEP. :( You know what's sad, I don't feel nearly as scarred-for-life as I probably ought to. Hard to say they "ruined Disney for me" when Eisner the Sequelmonger already did that.

Oh, and ironically, the site's forum's main moderator has the following as his sig:

Save the world from itself. Castrate the stupid.

Evil · Rasophore Joined: 24 Sep 2005 Posts: 62

From the same gallery.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

I think that shirt is from XXX Puppy Farm.

*clicks link*

EEP. :( You know what's sad, I don't feel nearly as scarred-for-life as I probably ought to. Hard to say they "ruined Disney for me" when Eisner the Sequelmonger already did that.

Oh, and ironically, the site's forum's main moderator has the following as his sig:
Save the world from itself. Castrate the stupid.

AND OHGOD
In reply to a question about why he's into puppy porn:

Since I was about 12 and first discovered the internet. I used to masturbate to The Lion King. So when I found out I wasn't the only one, man, that was a good feeling.

NOT THE ONLY ONE INDEED.

stinkweedskunk · Prattler Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 122

Oh, and ironically, the site's forum's main moderator has the following as his sig:
Save the world from itself. Castrate the stupid.

This is why people around which this site is based exist in the furry fandom. In nature, the sick, insane, and retarded are weeded out by predators. The rest survive to carry on their good genes. In the human world, no natural predators exist. So these people are left alive to further infect the human gene pool. My only question is, HOW and with WHOM?

Anyway, I say we save the above quote and put it into rotation.

The Flying Fox · Coadjutor Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 93

Finally, someone to unleash my 10.000 strong Uruk-Hai army upon!

Puppies...? Why puppies? What the hell did puppies ever do to them?

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 152

Oh, and ironically, the site's forum's main moderator has the following as his sig:
Save the world from itself. Castrate the stupid.

This is why people around which this site is based exist in the furry fandom. In nature, the sick, insane, and retarded are weeded out by predators. The rest survive to carry on their good genes. In the human world, no natural predators exist. So these people are left alive to further infect the human gene pool. My only question is, HOW and with WHOM?

http://www.waragainsttheweak.com/

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

AND OHGOD
In reply to a question about why he's into puppy porn:

Since I was about 12 and first discovered the internet. I used to masturbate to The Lion King. So when I found out I wasn't the only one, man, that was a good feeling.

When I was 10 and watched the Lion King I remember thinking "Wow! This is neat! I like the funny stupid warthog!"

At what point does someone's brain get so broken they think "Holy shit, Simba's ass is SOOOO hawt!!!! <fwap-fwap>"

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

When I was 10 and watched the Lion King I remember thinking "Wow! This is neat! I like the funny stupid warthog!"

At what point does someone's brain get so broken they think "Holy shit, Simba's ass is SOOOO hawt!!!! <fwap-fwap>"

I have no idea what causes it or at what age it's most likely to happen, but it should be subject to a clinical diagnosis and be called "furry trauma".

Blair · Coadjutor Joined: 16 Jun 2003 Posts: 86

No, it didnt come from that Abortion XXX PuppyFarm.

The shirt, along with others of the same ilk, was sold at the mall retail outlet GADZOOKS for a few years. The design was originally marketed in 1999 and discontinued in 2002. Im pretty sure that there are shirts floating around at diffrent outlets..so its not uncommon.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

No, it didnt come from that Abortion XXX PuppyFarm.

The shirt, along with others of the same ilk, was sold at the mall retail outlet GADZOOKS for a few years. The design was originally marketed in 1999 and discontinued in 2002. Im pretty sure that there are shirts floating around at diffrent outlets..so its not uncommon.

holy shit
how did you know this
WHY do you know this

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

I'm going to guess Blair was either a distributor, or a manager at Gadzooks during the years 1999-2002, or else knows somebody who was. It has to be somebody's job to know where this stuff comes from.

u63r · Qualificator Joined: 27 Nov 2005 Posts: 11

AND OHGOD
In reply to a question about why he's into puppy porn:

Since I was about 12 and first discovered the internet. I used to masturbate to The Lion King. So when I found out I wasn't the only one, man, that was a good feeling.

When I was 10 and watched the Lion King I remember thinking "Wow! This is neat! I like the funny stupid warthog!"

At what point does someone's brain get so broken they think "Holy shit, Simba's ass is SOOOO hawt!!!! <fwap-fwap>"

Well, he was voiced by Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

EDIT: Also, WTF? Hot Mufasa on Simba action, baby.

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192

No, it didnt come from that Abortion XXX PuppyFarm.

The shirt, along with others of the same ilk, was sold at the mall retail outlet GADZOOKS for a few years. The design was originally marketed in 1999 and discontinued in 2002. Im pretty sure that there are shirts floating around at diffrent outlets..so its not uncommon.

holy shit
how did you know this
WHY do you know this

Spencer's sells these type of shirts frequently, i remember quite a few different ones (tho not as crowded of images) .. such as something abotu dogs burying bones and images all over the shirts.. and another one with pigs

THE KAISER · Qualificator Joined: 24 Dec 2005 Posts: 7

I wanna shirt that says.

DIRTY MEXICAN FURRY

GET OUT OF MY FUCKING COUNTRY

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

I wanna shirt that says.

DIRTY MEXICAN FURRY

GET OUT OF MY FUCKING COUNTRY

I think we all want you to have that shirt.