Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

What is it about this holiday that persuades all of furry kind that it would be a good time to start drawing porn? I mean, I knoiw around Christmas a lot of the weenies on dA make art for one another, and furries sexualize everything, but damnit, the volume of Christmas themed stuff is disturbing.

The true meaning of Christmas is tits for furry artists it seems.

In my book, be it for better or for worse, they all get coal.

NWS, obviously. Bah fucking humbug.

Heroiini · Prattler Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 143

Oh, santa...

It's the reindeer. No holiday, event, movie or book is safe as long as it contains critters. I mean look at all the easter bunny shit for example. It's pretty self explanatory... for furries.

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 140

"...But nothing quite as erotic as the Easter bunny fantasies I've had since I was 10..." -Dennis Falk

...yep...

Erdwolf_TVL · Qualificator Joined: 29 Aug 2005 Posts: 31

Evry one is so happeeeee

And I are so loneleeee

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 140

Evry one is so happeeeee

And I are so loneleeee

Christmas is a time of giving, holiday cheer, and skyrocketing suicide rates.

Abysmal Pea · Qualificator Joined: 15 Dec 2005 Posts: 23

Evry one is so happeeeee

And I are so loneleeee

Christmas is a time of giving, holiday cheer, and skyrocketing suicide rates.

Quick. Let's delete all the porn in the world and give everyone a loaded gun.

It'd be for the greater good.

Erdwolf_TVL · Qualificator Joined: 29 Aug 2005 Posts: 31

Let's delete all the porn in the world and give everyone a loaded gun.

Sounds almost like something Geor... never mind.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 678

Someone call Bill O'Reilley and tell him...

You ain't seen SHIT yet, motherfucker!

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1139

for worse

Wow, that sucks on every conceivable level. That's one such picture where I honestly can't figure out if it's furry "art" or a nasty parody of furry "art".

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

Oh believe me, the 'artist' is quite serious in his endeavors.

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 142

url=http://forums.macrophile.com/files/xms.jpg>for worse">

Holy crap if I didn't know it was impossible, I'd know that this guy stole the picture I took of our tree last year.

art thefffffffffft

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

for worse

Wow, that sucks on every conceivable level. That's one such picture where I honestly can't figure out if it's furry "art" or a nasty parody of furry "art".

IVE BEEN A VERY NOTY GIRL THIS YEAR
SPANK ME
Oh, and:
http://wwoec.com/hol/xmas.htm
HAVE FUN GUYS 8D

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 140

http://wwoec.com/hol/xmas.htm

Can't look. Too scared.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 731

You're missing out on NSFW family christmas cheer

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 140

You're missing out on NSFW family christmas cheer

Awww...how-um sweet? I didn't stick around long enough to read the little word bubble things.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 731

neither did I.

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 140

neither did I.

Really? Small world...or that was just really repulsive.

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 892

Then let me ruin the xmas for you!
Ahem...

-Merry Christmas, baby!
-Merry Christmas, mom!
-Chist! You're as hung as your father!
-You say that all the time, mom!
-Enough making out, Mommy needs a good hards incest fuck!
-Oh dad! Your cock's so f...

N..no I cannae read it all!

GAGAAH!!!!!!

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 488

Thank God it's a 404 now, because otherwise morbid curiosity would compel me to look at it.

Tailgunner · Vociferator Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 334

What is it about this holiday that persuades all of furry kind that it would be a good time to start drawing porn? I mean, I knoiw around Christmas a lot of the weenies on dA make art for one another, and furries sexualize everything, but damnit, the volume of Christmas themed stuff is disturbing.

The true meaning of Christmas is tits for furry artists it seems.

In my book, be it for better or for worse, they all get coal.

NWS, obviously. Bah fucking humbug.

Oh WTF? This guy wasn't the first to make this mistake, "Sexyfur" or whatever the damn handle that dunce goes by did it too. When the fuck are these people going to realise that DOES DO NOT HAVE FUCKING ANTLERS!

Bag Full o' Money · Qualificator Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 31

Generally, does don't grow antlers, but reindeer does do.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reindeer

Both sexes grow antlers, which (in the Scandinavian variety) for old males fall off in December, for young males in the spring and for females during the summer.

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 705

Wow, the wwoec admin seems completely incompetent. Check out the domain main page.

Bob Guthrie · Qualificator Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 11

Oh WTF? This guy wasn't the first to make this mistake, "Sexyfur" or whatever the damn handle that dunce goes by did it too. When the fuck are these people going to realise that DOES DO NOT HAVE FUCKING ANTLERS!

1 Doe every 1000 (College days' bit of data):

http://www.startribune.com/stories/531/5789692.html

Squizzle · Prattler Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Posts: 127

N..no I cannae read it all!

Well that's six pages already, so it can't be much longer than that, right? (I mean, assuming it's an eight-pager...)

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 892

Those weren't pages... just half the dialogue within one incestous xmashump scribble!

Heroiini · Prattler Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 143

Brave man, I can't even click the link. I can't handle pedophilia at all. In fact the only thing I actually hate about furdumb/anime/otherstupidshit it's how pedophilia has slithered in (and is tolerated). It just outright makes me sick and I can't help it.

Since the link is WWOEC I'm betting it's jetsons or something other childhood scarring thing. So not clicking that.

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 892

But the characters in dat scribble looked adult... so it was just incest! =)

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 114

pedophiles... I can't see how anyone can tolerate them. They are diseased individuals who can either seek help or indulge themselves in their sickness. Incest is different... I don't condone it. But it's not pedophilia or rape. Unless it's not consentual, then it's incest/rape.

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 114

pedophiles... I can't see how anyone can tolerate them. They are diseased individuals who can either seek help or indulge themselves in their sickness. Incest is different... I don't condone it. But it's not pedophilia or rape. Unless it's not consentual, then it's incest/rape.

THE KAISER · Qualificator Joined: 24 Dec 2005 Posts: 8

When it comes to sex...

Try incest, its the best!

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 731

no no no.

It's "incest is best. put your <relative of choice> to the test".

Charisma · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 346

wow, the spelling mistakes are by far the worst atrocity on that image (I THINK)

"Noty" instead of naughty? wow, they didn't even try...

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

wow, the spelling mistakes are by far the worst atrocity on that image (I THINK)

"Noty" instead of naughty? wow, they didn't even try...

at least it wasn't Knotty

Edit: weird filter edited K N O T T Y into AIDS

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 420

wow, the spelling mistakes are by far the worst atrocity on that image (I THINK)

"Noty" instead of naughty? wow, they didn't even try...

at least it wasn't AIDS

Edit: weird filter edited K N O T T Y into AIDS

Yeah, it does that.

I dunno, WWOEC isn't working for me, Allah be praised.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1139

Wow, the wwoec admin seems completely incompetent. Check out the domain main page.

:D Clearly, wwoec doesn't have an admin, but a de-admin.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 570

Ah,me,still using my old photo for your avatar....and this proves what?...Mebbe a bit obsessed?everybody here remembers your"retum" retort....all I have to say is...sorry dude, I'm spoke for....and also..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ...oh,yeah.....I'M BAAAAAAACK!!!!!!......as to the Santa pic.....well at least who ever did it got the both genders of Reign Deer have Antlers part right.....see ya' soon kids! :wink:

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

Jerry makes this the best Christmas ever with a mostly off topic post. God bless us, every one. :D

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 570

Kiss,Kiss,Kiss to you too my merrie toid boigler(Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk) :wink:

Seraph · Apocrisiary Joined: 02 Jan 2006 Posts: 50

as to the Santa pic.....well at least who ever did it got the both genders of Reign Deer have Antlers part right

Both genders of reindeer do have antlers, but only the females have them during the winter. The growth and shedding cycles are nearly opposite to each other, with males shedding in the late fall, and females shedding in summer.

I used to watch lots and lots of 'National Geographic' as a kid, I loved learning stuff... what happened to me? O_o

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1139

I used to watch lots and lots of 'National Geographic' as a kid, I loved learning stuff... what happened to me? O_o

You're still learning stuff, but about people who jerk off to furry porn? :wink:

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 570

Thanks for the extra info Seraph,( it's good to learn new things)

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

I used to watch lots and lots of 'National Geographic' as a kid, I loved learning stuff... what happened to me? O_o

You're still learning stuff, but about people who jerk off to furry porn? :wink:

Hurray for the national curriculum :)

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 570

Amen!

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1139

I used to watch lots and lots of 'National Geographic' as a kid, I loved learning stuff... what happened to me? O_o

You're still learning stuff, but about people who jerk off to furry porn? :wink:

Hurray for the national curriculum :)

The exams must be quite a sight!

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

I used to watch lots and lots of 'National Geographic' as a kid, I loved learning stuff... what happened to me? O_o

You're still learning stuff, but about people who jerk off to furry porn? :wink:

Hurray for the national curriculum :)

The exams must be quite a sight!

And how. There are other reasons you get your vibrating cellphones confiscated before entering the exam room

Octan · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 95

Oh, santa...

I can't wait for you to cum I just can't wait for you to cum...

Okay, I just raped a VeggieTales song. I'm now officially evil. But in a good way, or at least that's what I keep telling myself.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

Oh, santa...

I can't wait for you to cum I just can't wait for you to cum...

Okay, I just raped a VeggieTales song. I'm now officially evil. But in a good way, or at least that's what I keep telling myself.

If I may steer this thread off topic for a moment....allow me to say that, I would normally feel soul-raped by that.
But thanks to the existance of the internet...I am desensitized.
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Tailgunner · Vociferator Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 334

I just died a little bit more.

You know, if God has an internet connection, you can best your ass that we as a race are screwed.

Charisma · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 346

I just died a little bit more.

You know, if God has an internet connection, you can best your ass that we as a race are screwed.

lets hope he never finds out!

Octan · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 95

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I refuse to click on any of those. Just so you know I still have some standards.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

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I refuse to click on any of those. Just so you know I still have some standards.

Sir, you abandon your standards at the door when you get involved with furry in any shape or form.
CLICK. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
(the last two are technically work safe)

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

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THANK YOU, INTERNET.

I refuse to click on any of those. Just so you know I still have some standards.

Sir, you abandon your standards at the door when you get involved with furry in any shape or form.
CLICK. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
(the last two are technically work safe)

Those things are just sad

Isn't that show meant to have lots of heavy religous overtones? I'm british so I've never seen it o_o

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 732

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THANK YOU, INTERNET.

I refuse to click on any of those. Just so you know I still have some standards.

Sir, you abandon your standards at the door when you get involved with furry in any shape or form.
CLICK. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
(the last two are technically work safe)

Those things are just sad

Isn't that show meant to have lots of heavy religous overtones? I'm british so I've never seen it o_o

Well, it teaches kids morals and values sometimes using examples from the Bible. I suppose you could say it has heavy religious overtones but it doesn't shove Christianity down your throat or anything.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

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THANK YOU, INTERNET.

I refuse to click on any of those. Just so you know I still have some standards.

Sir, you abandon your standards at the door when you get involved with furry in any shape or form.
CLICK. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
(the last two are technically work safe)

Those things are just sad

Isn't that show meant to have lots of heavy religous overtones? I'm british so I've never seen it o_o

Well, it teaches kids morals and values sometimes using examples from the Bible. I suppose you could say it has heavy religious overtones but it doesn't shove Christianity down your throat or anything.

It's definetley a religious show, though. I mean, really. What other animated show spawned a movie about the friggin' tale of Jonas, I ask ya?
You don't see...like, "JONAS: A Ren and Stimpy movie" in theaters anywhere, do you? :wink:

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

It's definetley a religious show, though. I mean, really. What other animated show spawned a movie about the friggin' tale of Jonas, I ask ya?
You don't see...like, "JONAS: A Ren and Stimpy movie" in theaters anywhere, do you? :wink:

Now THAT is a movie I'd pay to see. One of the only good movies to come out of anything made famous by Nickelodeon

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I'm pretty sure someone is going to the sixth layer of Hell for that.

Octan · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 95

Sir, you abandon your standards at the door when you get involved with furry in any shape or form.
CLICK. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
(the last two are technically work safe)

But it's not furry, so I'm under no obligation.

I'm pretty sure someone is going to the sixth layer of Hell for that.

Just the sixth? Puh, I'll bet God has a whole separate level for people like that. People who contribute to XXX Puppy Farm? All destined for it. :wink:

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

Sir, you abandon your standards at the door when you get involved with furry in any shape or form.
CLICK. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
(the last two are technically work safe)

But it's not furry, so I'm under no obligation.

I'm pretty sure someone is going to the sixth layer of Hell for that.

Just the sixth? Puh, I'll bet God has a whole separate level for people like that. People who contribute to XXX Puppy Farm? All destined for it. :wink:

UGH don't even get me started on that website.

Heroiini · Prattler Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 143

But the characters in dat scribble looked adult... so it was just incest! =)

Oh, that makes a world of difference. That's just HAWT. Once you go incest you can never go back my man. Oh yeah. :cry: