Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Middy · Qualificator Joined: 06 Oct 2005 Posts: 16

These were uploaded on Fchan, but links seem to lead right to its main page now so I searched for these two travesties on Newgrounds, and they are here and here.

"A year and a half of my life has now come to this!" Pointlessly Sonic-styled characters (with much more humanlike bodies) duking it out DBZ style to System of a Down, Linkin Park and... the theme music of a former WWE wrestler! Oh, and demons!

The animation could be a lot worse, but when what's being animated is this bad, I don't think it matters much. Maybe "normal" furries are too hard for our oh-so-awesome artist. What's with the transparent bangs though? And fingerless gloves! Aren't those both in that Potlan furry drinking game flash? Time to get drunk! On Dr. Pepper!

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

This sucks so hard, and everyone on the Fchan thread was raving about how awesome it was. Those people need good animation that isn't a sonic style rip off of DBZ, using... *stiffles laugh* RGPMaker default backgrounds in a 'serious' piece. It's just horrific, and yet furries gobble it up.

Awful, truly awful.

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 420

Let's see...

DBZ imitation: check.
Ripping half the soundtrack directly from DBZ: check.
Stealing half the plot directly from DBZ: check.
The shittiest voice acting ever shat out of a butt: check.
Dialogue that was so bad I can't even think of a mocking comment: check.
Standard off-the-rack Hot Topic mysticism: check.
Assloads of OMG EMO: check.
Terrible animation: check.
Art that would make a four-year-old with Parkinson's scoff and act superior: check.
Characters that look like Sonic the Hedgehog: check.
Zero understanding of how hair works: check.
Creator taking himself way too seriously: check.

Yep, I think this is your average furry-produced garbage. I think that seeing what little of it I saw ended up with my SOUL being RAEPD.

Couldn't they be arsed to record in a studio, or at least use a quality microphone and put blankets on the walls, for something that the creator apparently spent "a year and a half" on? Jay-zus. If that's all a year and a half of his life amounts to, to use his words, his time would have been better spent on cutting himself and taking heroin.

Ah, well, look on the bright side: maybe they'll be sued for using copyrighted music without permission.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 678

Dialogue that was so bad I can't even think of a mocking comment: check.

I can!

speed

Squizzle · Prattler Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Posts: 127

DBZ imitation: check.
Ripping half the soundtrack directly from DBZ: check.
Stealing half the plot directly from DBZ: check.
The shittiest voice acting ever shat out of a butt: check.

Hold on a tic: All you had to do was mention DBZ and Linkin Park.

I mean really

Trista · Prattler Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 156

Stealing half the plot directly from DBZ: check.

DBZ has a plot? :wink:

Lim-Dul · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Jul 2005 Posts: 77

This isn't the first time that animator has attemped to do something like this...
Flash back about four years ago.

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 287

That flash makes me want to kill a thousand emo kids in return. :<

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 140

Damn. Everyone at school calls me emo because of the black and the spikes and the chains. I'm starting to see why it's an insult. Next person to call me that dies!

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 705

I want my bandwidth back that I wasted on downloading that. And for someone to invent a time machine to go back and force the father of the inventor of Flash to put on a condom before the conception could happen. Sure we lose a decent medium of communication. We also lose a vastly overrated and horribly misused medium of communication. If there's anything being communicated here.

ChildEatingMonster · Prattler Joined: 08 May 2005 Posts: 107

And for someone to invent a time machine to go back and force the father of the inventor of Flash to put on a condom before the conception could happen.

No.

I didnt watch any of those because they are 7 MB and im on a 56k, but I must say that I'm irritated with the fact that they have won portal daily awards. The highest I've ever gotten is a 3rd place :(

SkunkDogFromSpace · Venter Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 224

Oh my god.. I don't know where to begin...
That made me feel embarassed for the guy who did that Dx it was god-awful!
He couldn't even draw pentagram right!
The one that satan-worhippers use has two edges up, and it means bad luck and is told to summon evil, but he had drawn in there the one with one edge up wich summons good luck.
What an idiot!
And when the final battle started.. I just.. no...

*bangs my head to the keyboard untill I faint*