Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Computolio · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 399

Boingdragon dot com, home of that annoying Amy The Squirrel counter that is a requitement for furry sites everywhere.

What makes it important? This photo, contained in this gallery, which also contains portraits of these fine fellows.

Furry convention photos are so great. The mental retardation just SIZZLES off the screen.

Also: HI I'M A FUTURE IMAGE MACRO

ZenZhu · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 634

The more I try to figure it out, the less I do. And having been vaguely similar to these folks at some point in my life doesn't help either.. in fact, I think it adds to the bewilderment.

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/Brian_Harp - "Hobbies include sniffing things, standing outside girls' windows, and picking things off of myself. Act fast, ladies, cuz, believe or not, I'm not taken. I'm not sure why.. I mean.. my mom tells me I'm handsome."

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/chirik - Jesus from an alternate reality where he would turn fish into loaves. You gotta watch those carbs.

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/Chris_Sawyer - "Not only am I the president of NADBLa (North American Dino-Boy Love Association), but I'm also a member!"

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/copernicus - Smile... no... smile better. I'm taking a picture here.... Okay, try this... think about fudge-dipped ham. That's it... perfect! <FLASH>

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/Davina - The Queen of the Gypsy Hams graces the convention with her presence.

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/Eric_W_Schwartz - "Let's see... Bill Gates' hair... check. Bill Gates' bigass glasses.... check. Bill Gates' bank balance....... damn. Well, with the pure market potential I've known Amy and Sabrina have had all of these years, it's only a matter of time."

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/flinthoof - The caption reads, "Flinthoof, the Altoids fan." Looks more like Flinthoof, the hemrroids sufferer.

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/francisco - Boi Power!!!!!!

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/Guppy - "Believe it or not, kids, my true identity is a cat that likes pee. I know it's hard to picture, but put your amazement aside a moment and just visualize with me..... mmmm... peeeeeeeee."

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/Heather_Bruton - And so, with the help of the mystical Augra, shown here, Jen was able to heal the Dark Crystal.

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/Jason_Canty - Well, it's nice to put a face to one of the guys that has never shown any artistic improvement in all of the time I've been acquainted with his work.

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/groat - Castro is back.. and FURRY!

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/Joe_Rosales - Not much to say here... about as vanilla and uninteresting-looking as his artwork.

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/kagemushi - Bill Nye's brother, The Furry Guy. "Of course I'm a licensed proctologist. Why do you ask? Now, hand me that vat of Astroglide, will you? The one labeled 'Fun Size.'"

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/kaliffio - Will Draw Pr0n 4 Food.

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/Kat_Vixen - Remember that guy Otho, or whatever, from Beetlejuice?

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/kaliffio_lynx - What is this commonality that occurs between furries and really bad hats?

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/lindz - The photo has been cropped to protect the innocent. No juvenile zebras were sodomized in the making of this picture. No... really. Honest. C'mon guys, stop laughing. I mean it!

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/Michelle_Light - I'm thinking more Michelle Not-so-light.

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/roon - Nuff said.

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/Steve_Gallacci - "You know, you kids wouldn't be here if it weren't for me. You know that, right?"

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/Terrie_Smith - And the winner of the remedial anatomy lessons is..... oh hell... sit back down and let's spin again. It's not like you'd actually use them.

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/tugrik - "THE DUKE WILL DIE BEFORE THESE EYES, AND HE'LL KNOW.....HE'LL KNOW... THAT IT IS I, BARON VLADAMIR HARKONNEN, WHO ENCOMPASSES HIS DOOM!"

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/tygger - It's Pat!

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/tylyddar - "Mom.... Dad.... I've met someone very special, and I hope you'll welcome her into the family as I have."

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/costumes/roxikat - I dunno what's scarier.. the awful head, the tension created wondering when a boob is going to pop, the cinnamon rolls shoved in as nipples, or the fact that one of Roxi's nipples is making an escape attempt.

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/costumes/Critterlympics04 - "How was the con?" "Oh, the sex was great... or, as close as we came to sex....."

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/costumes/Godzilla01 - Godzilla 98 was the byproduct of nuclear testing. Here, Godzilla 04 is seen.. the result of mine tailings in the groundwater creating iguanas with Down's Syndrome. He's a monster for the new millenium... he's Handy Capable!

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/costumes/Parade06 - Our motto? Dodging reality one yard of fabric at a time!

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/costumes/Pawpets02 - Aren't you a little fat for a stormtrooper?

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/costumes/01240045_G - I do have to give credit for this one. It's a little lumpy, but how often do you see avian fursuits?

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/costumes/pocket_fox_01 - Is there ever a time a fox isn't staring at asses?

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/conmisc/Signpost - Which way to the SPH room? Let's consult the magical sign-bearing Smurf penis.

eatenmyeyes · Recusant Joined: 23 Jan 2004 Posts: 20

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/Joe_Rosales - Not much to say here... about as vanilla and uninteresting-looking as his artwork.

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/Steve_Gallacci - "You know, you kids wouldn't be here if it weren't for me. You know that, right?"

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/costumes/Pawpets02 - Aren't you a little fat for a stormtrooper?

The stormtrooper line gets thrown around a lot at Gen Con.
I tend to favor Gallacci and Rosales. (How dare you have different opinions.)
As for the rest, aces on the savage burns.

ZenZhu · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 634

Overall, these were meant in fun, since I don't know most of these folks except by reputation. Heck, I wouldn't have known who most of them were if it didn't have the names in the descriptions. Still... when you see a furry who looks like their animal totem should be a babirusa... well, sometimes you just gotta make a crack.

Kadius · Venter Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 238

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/conmisc/Signpost - Which way to the SPH room? Let's consult the magical sign-bearing Smurf penis.

Bwuahahaha.. good one. Too bad that image is forever burned into my mind now.

mouse · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 730

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/groat - Castro is back.. and FURRY!

Hey, cmon, dont insult Castro like that

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/Kat_Vixen - Remember that guy Otho, or whatever, from Beetlejuice?

hehehe

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/kaliffio_lynx - What is this commonality that occurs between furries and really bad hats?

I dunno..
ask Wayd

(j/k)

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/Steve_Gallacci - "You know, you kids wouldn't be here if it weren't for me. You know that, right?"

No, they don't

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/tugrik - "THE DUKE WILL DIE BEFORE THESE EYES, AND HE'LL KNOW.....HE'LL KNOW... THAT IT IS I, BARON VLADAMIR HARKONNEN, WHO ENCOMPASSES HIS DOOM!"

I actually just got finished watching the DVD of Frank Hebert's Dune

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/costumes/roxikat - I dunno what's scarier.. the awful head, the tension created wondering when a boob is going to pop, the cinnamon rolls shoved in as nipples, or the fact that one of Roxi's nipples is making an escape attempt.

WTF...Cinnamon rolls?

Is roxikat actually drawn with cinnamon roll nipples also? (never seen this character)
Wayd, didnt you receive a death from this character also? or was that a different suit?

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/costumes/Pawpets02 - Aren't you a little fat for a stormtrooper?

Whats with stormtroopers being at furry cons? or are these guys just at all cons?

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/costumes/pocket_fox_01 - Is there ever a time a fox isn't staring at asses?

These cartoony-style fursuits actually look well made though...slightly baggy on whoever is wearing them

creature · Prattler Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 145

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/costumes/pocket_fox_01 - Is there ever a time a fox isn't staring at asses?

These cartoony-style fursuits actually look well made though...slightly baggy on whoever is wearing them

Well, the "guy" wearing it is four foot nothing. I use quotes because his girlfriend also wears it and she is shorter then he is. I'm sure they get carded trying to breath.

creature · Prattler Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 145

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/costumes/01240045_G - I do have to give credit for this one. It's a little lumpy, but how often do you see avian fursuits?

Thank Shawn Kaler for this one. Not sure if the person inside it is the person it was made for, but it was cute in person.

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 326

Good grief, Ignatius J. O'Reilly was there! Oh wait, it's Mitch Beiro! Well, hell, anyone could make the same mistake....

ZenZhu · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 634

That is a biiiiiiiig cup. Makes my 1.5L water bottle look puny.

Exodite Dragon · Recusant Joined: 03 May 2004 Posts: 3

A long, long time ago, I did a trade with Chris Sawyer and wound up standing next to him, alone, in the elevator at AC 2003. It was surreal. The dude's fuckin'...tall. I was scared.

Quantum Coyote · Coadjutor Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 78

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/tygger - It's Pat!

Tygger, Tygger... Why does that person sound quite familiar, did (she?) used to post alot on a.f.f. back when I used to lurk in like '93 or somethin? or was she a big mucker who I might have seen pics 'of' when I was addicted to DLing off Avatar? :oops:

Very Interesting post, if just for the photos, never seen (pics of) most of these folks.. well, anthro pics, but that doesn't count.

-QC

Gargoyle · Recusant Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 13

http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/flinthoof
http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/Joe_Rosales
http://boingdragon.com/gallery/people/Eric_W_Schwartz

I think these glasses are some kind of a secret sign or something.

Gargoyle · Recusant Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 13

www.crushyiffdestroy.com/gallery/shawn_keller/images/fan-poster.jpg
www.crushyiffdestroy.com/gallery/shawn_keller/images/fan-poster3.jpg
www.crushyiffdestroy.com/gallery/shawn_keller/images/fan-poster4.jpg
www.crushyiffdestroy.com/gallery/shawn_keller/images/fan-poster5.jpg

These are OFFICIAL FURRY GLASSES, alright.

MagKnightX · Prattler Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 183

They're called Aviators, based on a style of sunglasses. They look bad on some people, but good on others. Here's a little hint: for the furries, it is not the former.

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 515

That is a biiiiiiiig cup. Makes my 1.5L water bottle look puny.

I have a larger one from the local convenience store and often fill it with coffee in the morning. :shock:

Simba · Recusant Joined: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 3

This photo, contained in this gallery, which also contains portraits of these fine fellows.

OMG I'VE BEEN HAD! I must now change my identity to avoid further fursecution and humiliation. :<<< (lol fursecution)

At least I was lumped into the category of "fine fellows". I'll take that as a compliment. :)

I've seriously changed my look since that picture was taken: the sharpie ink on my arms came off in the shower the next morning (yes, I shower regularly :o ), I wear contact lenses instead of huge, honkin' aviator frames, got my hair cut shorter, layered, and styled, changed up my wardrobe, did lots of body building, and started shaving my face with the grain instead of against it.

WE CAN CHANGE - FOR REALS

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Prattler Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 155

WE CAN CHANGE - FOR REALS

I know I'm going to catch hell for this, but the first thing that popped into my mind was "Seanbaby hanging out with the lead singer of Creed".

Simba · Recusant Joined: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 3

I know I'm going to catch hell for this, but the first thing that popped into my mind was "Seanbaby hanging out with the lead singer of Creed".

Yeah, you're not the first person to say that I looked like Scott Stapp.

The New Meat · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 397

This photo, contained in this gallery, which also contains portraits of these fine fellows.

OMG I'VE BEEN HAD! I must now change my identity to avoid further fursecution and humiliation. :<<< (lol fursecution)

At least I was lumped into the category of "fine fellows". I'll take that as a compliment. :)

I've seriously changed my look since that picture was taken: the sharpie ink on my arms came off in the shower the next morning (yes, I shower regularly :o ), I wear contact lenses instead of huge, honkin' aviator frames, got my hair cut shorter, layered, and styled, changed up my wardrobe, did lots of body building, and started shaving my face with the grain instead of against it.

WE CAN CHANGE - FOR REALS

Thank you for this vital information.

Chris Baird · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 83

Tygger, Tygger... Why does that person sound quite familiar, did (she?) used to post alot on a.f.f. back when I used to lurk in like '93 or somethin? or was she a big mucker who I might have seen pics 'of' when I was addicted to DLing off Avatar? :oops:

I think of her reputation of being one of the more mentally-unstable Art-(tracing)-Ghods in the history of the fandom, with a large hand in originating the "Psychotic Anti-Spooge Furry While Still Selling The Stuff Movement". Couldn't draw for shit, yet had her infamous "Gestapo" to harrass anyone who spoke out. She played the popularity game to the hilt, and found more than one sucker to give her "free" computers, $2000 loans^H^H^H^H^Hgifts, etc. Alcoholic, to the point of drinking her children's welfare allowances.