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Sehvekah
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Posted: 5/12/2004 11:34:19 PM     Post subject: This is just...  

It's not all that suprising, really, but still...

They expect someone to buy this?
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Rankin
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Posted: 5/12/2004 11:47:13 PM     Post subject:  

:shock: YUCK. I'm sorry, but anything else... fails me at the moment.
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Genghis
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Posted: 5/12/2004 11:51:53 PM     Post subject:  

Note to furries: when you're willingly getting sloppy seconds off inanimate objects, maybe it's time to rethink your life...
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Donotsue
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Posted: 5/12/2004 11:54:10 PM     Post subject:  

Who'd buy a soiled plushy fer crying out loud...
Well... some folk like to sniff used panties and shoes...
and what have you!

Let's give you a more pleasant mental image to ponder on... =)

http://www.furnation.com/donotsue/pigs/German_Sheppard.gif

Descreetly not posting the pic... just the link dis time! >=)
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ZenZhu
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Posted: 5/13/2004 2:25:36 PM     Post subject:  

I guess since the original post is old, the item in question isn't on anymore. But, I did find these horrors:

What happens when a furry gets inspired by Georgia O'Keefe.

This piece is of the external female genitalia, extremely exaggerated, with the text "Femme" in cursive script. It was originally done for my Human Sexuality/Sexuality in Western Art class in college as part of an assignment, and was on display in the classroom for 2 weeks. The medium is collage. Faux fur and other fabric pieces with paper and adhered using hot glue. Since this was done for an assignment, and I really have no use for it now, I thought someone would be interested in having it. It makes a great conversation piece. The piece is un-matted and un-framed, it will be sold as-is (don't worry there's no damage to it, I just don't want to have to get it matted).

It is a unique piece which you will probably never come across again, and I will probably never make another thing like this. Its mounted on 130 lb, acid-free, 18 x 24 inch, textured watercolor paper, and utilizes many different textures and colors of faux fur fabric. The folds of faux fur form the pubic hair, labia majora, labia minora, clitoral hood, clitoris, urethral opening, vagina, and anus. This was not meant to be an erotic piece, but you may interpret it as you wish.


"Imagine tying this furry sheath onto your hard member. Then stroking up and down its soft, furry surface. "

It's Tigger fer chrissake! He's the Pooh version of Gilbert Godfried! I dunno.. maybe the furries think he has a Rip Taylor kind of thing going on.
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Sehvekah
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Posted: 5/13/2004 5:43:21 PM     Post subject:  

Be happy you couldn't find it... It was actually supposed to close either later today or tomorrow(I distinctly rember having enough morbid curiosity to see if anyone actually bid on it) but it looks like it was completely deleted. There isn't even anything for it under closed auctions.

Ya gotta admit, when even FurBid refuses to admit having ever had anything to do with you, you've got problems.
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ZenZhu
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Posted: 5/13/2004 8:20:34 PM     Post subject:  

Well, if it's a used plushie screw toy we're talking about, FurBid could have pulled it as a CYA move, since it could consided a health hazard... what with dried, crusty, skanky body fluids and all.
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