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GoManVanGogh
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Posted: 6/3/2004 8:03:42 PM     Post subject: It's not VISUAL, but I hope you like it...  



Furry Con
A display of everything that's wrong
Skimpily dressed fans that weigh a ton
Please let me leave this furry con

Suddenly
I'm caught in some sick menagerie
No, I don't want to "pat the bunny"
Now get the hell away from me

Why we had to come to this con
I'll never know
These guys would freak out
The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Furry Con
An unnatural phenomenon
The only group that out-weird Kilngons
I can't believe this furry con

Want to drown my pain
With some Three-Oh-Seven ale
I just saw a gay bondage pic
of Chip and Dale

Furry Con
I guess MTV had it dead-on
It's been going on for way too long
So let's have no more furry cons

Hmmm-Mmm-Mmm-Mmm-Mmm-Mmm-YECCH!!!
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Kadius
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Posted: 6/3/2004 11:27:56 PM     Post subject:  

I liked it.
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The_Censorship_Nazi
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Posted: 6/4/2004 8:27:33 PM     Post subject:  

Heh, nice rewriting there. I doubt many "furry fans" would appreciate it, but I think more because it's rather anti-furry than because it could be seen as trampling on a popular Beatles tune.

Just saying.
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Rankin
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Posted: 6/4/2004 10:04:21 PM     Post subject:  

This song is bigger than Jesus.
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ZenZhu
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Posted: 6/4/2004 10:16:42 PM     Post subject:  

The greatest thing since sliced bread..... sliced bread having been invented the previous winter.
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M0us3_Zero
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Posted: 6/4/2004 11:40:15 PM     Post subject:  

Someone should put it to music.

It sounds like either Rap, or Rock.

Maybe Techno?
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Rankin
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Posted: 6/4/2004 11:41:21 PM     Post subject:  

Someone should put it to music.

It sounds like either Rap, or Rock.

Maybe Techno?


I pray this is sarcasm, and not ADD.
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Computolio
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Posted: 6/4/2004 11:51:29 PM     Post subject:  

Filks are unbelievably gay, especially those having anything to do with furries.
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Rankin
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Posted: 6/5/2004 12:05:03 AM     Post subject:  

Filks are unbelievably gay, especially those having anything to do with furries.


Toad me
Toad me, my Wiz
Toad me
Toad me again

I'm not the only fur
I'm not the only fur
I'm not the only fur
I'm not the only fur

Ban me
Do it and do it again
Waste me
Toad me my Wiz

I'm not the only fur
I'm not the only fur
I'm not the only fur
I'm not the only fur

My favorite inside source
I'll lick your yiffy sores
Appreciate your concern
You'll always toad and burn

Toad me
Toad me my Wiz
Toad me
Toad me again

I'm not the only fur
I'm not the only fur
I'm not the only fur
I'm not the only fur

Toad me!
Toad me!
Toad me!
Toad me!
Toad me!
Toad me!
Toad me!
Toad me!
Toad me!
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M0us3_Zero
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Posted: 6/5/2004 11:58:44 AM     Post subject:  

Someone should put it to music.

It sounds like either Rap, or Rock.

Maybe Techno?


I pray this is sarcasm, and not ADD.


Just Kiddin'. I read his post. I was just feeling... impish. :twisted:

Sorry that I scared anyone. :cry:
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Paul
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Posted: 6/5/2004 1:33:50 PM     Post subject:  

Toad me

Toad is a verb???
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Mitch
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Posted: 6/5/2004 3:47:26 PM     Post subject:  

Toad me

Toad is a verb???

The "@toad" command is used to boot someone from a MUD or MUCK, so "toad me" = "ban me".
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Shmorky
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Posted: 6/7/2004 10:51:10 AM     Post subject:  

Filks are unbelievably gay, especially those having anything to do with furries.
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M0us3_Zero
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Posted: 6/7/2004 2:56:56 PM     Post subject:  

Filks are good for a giggle. Nothing more.
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Paul
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Posted: 6/8/2004 2:59:06 PM     Post subject:  

Toad me

Toad is a verb???

The "@toad" command is used to boot someone from a MUD or MUCK, so "toad me" = "ban me".

Ah OK. Thanks for the enlightenment! :D
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