Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Sehvekah · Qualificator Joined: 11 Mar 2004 Posts: 22

This is just wrong for so many reasons... Thus it's inevetability... Granted, someone who doesn't like Harry Potter might be amused...

True, one knows that stuff like this is out there without seeing it, but, running across it doesn't do anything to make it better.

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

Well, I don't want breakfast, now.

Paul · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 138

That "art" somehow manages to be utterly horrible and totally lame at the same time. Quite a feat, really.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Coadjutor Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 75

I'd like to take this opportunity to declare my intentions to draw Watchmen furry porn. Subjects will include:

Owlman doing an owl femme on top of the Owlship as it hovers above the city. The background details will include a clocktower nearing the stroke of midnight and a building with a single shattered window.

Rorschach doing two German shepherd femmes. The setting will be in a fenced backyard, with a single oddly familiar looking bone laying off to the side, flesh stripped clean.

Ozymandias doing an anthro Bubastis. This will be set in the vivarium. Background details will include three young Vietnamese men sitting on a bench holding wine glasses and looking stiff.

Any ideas for a pic using the Comedian? I keep thinking he'd just kill a furry on sight.

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

I'd like to take this opportunity to declare my intentions to draw Watchmen furry porn.

:arrow: But it's already gay and insipid? :?: :?: :?:

MagKnightX · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 137

FOR GODS SAKE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE SO I CAN FORGET THIS

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

FOR GODS SAKE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE SO I CAN FORGET THIS

Just think about that pretty fox... maid. Maid Marry-Anne, er no, Julian.

MagKnightX · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 137

You're never going to let me forget the handjob, are you?

DAMN YOU, RANKIN!

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Coadjutor Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 75

FOR GODS SAKE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE SO I CAN FORGET THIS

Just think about that pretty fox... maid. Maid Marry-Anne, er no, Julian.

I sense I missed something very very good when I skipped over that thread.

I feel so out of the loop with what's cool and hip around here. :cry:

Kadius · Coadjutor Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 147

Click if you have about 10 minutes to waste.

Harry Potter DBZ. Hur hur!

I hope atleast one of you watches it and catches the broomstick joke though. *grin*

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

I sense I missed something very very good when I skipped over that thread.

I feel so out of the loop with what's cool and hip around here. :cry:

NO YOU HAVEN'T. It's still around, now with shitty music, and a downstairs.

Feel free to give the fox a handjob. For MagKnightX, of course.

ZenZhu · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 475

In some ways, that Harry Potter stuff is sad, because the artist is actually pretty good. They have a good sense of form and I like their touch with coloring. But.. really, it's so lame it almost can't be bad. The insipid puns coupled with nudie images are so dumb that they're not even good enough to be awful.

Of course, if you poke around this person's website, you pretty quickly get smacked in the face with the frozen mackeral of furry delusion:

Why a Cheetah? I thought it was a panther at first, but then the cheetah spirit wouldn't leave me alone, I couldn't ignore her, so thus I accepted my Fursona with open paws.

Why Furry? Throughout my life I never fit in anywhere because of the animal trapped within me. Sometimes there's just a place and community where you do belong, and mine will forever be furry.

I guess it never occurred to them that they just didn't fit in because they were a nut.

Quantum Coyote · Qualificator Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 40

Rankin Wrote:

NO YOU HAVEN'T. It's still around, now with shitty music, and a downstairs.

I kept expecting this thing to give the option to "Slow down and do it at a medium pace" =)

ZenZhu · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 475

High Tail Hall V.3.0 will feature a "Danza slap" option. A later upgrade will make the spooge look less like silly string.

MagKnightX · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 137

I hope that High Tail Hall V3.0 will also include a "Are you coming on to me? Is this fag coming on to me? ALL FAGGOTS BURN!" option, because just giving the fox a handjob isn't at all a good thing. Maybe a "rip those fucking rings right out of gaywad here's nipples" option, or a "kill yourself because of the horrors you have seen in this twisted house of furries" option.

ZenZhu · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 475

I think a Freudian nerve has been touched somewhere.

MagKnightX · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 137

I just feel an instinctual hatred towards people that I unwittingly give handjobs to. Which is a pretty small category.

CrazyBomber · Apocrisiary Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 41

I hope that High Tail Hall V3.0 will also include a "Are you coming on to me? Is this fag coming on to me? ALL FAGGOTS BURN!" option, because just giving the fox a handjob isn't at all a good thing. Maybe a "rip those fucking rings right out of gaywad here's nipples" option, or a "kill yourself because of the horrors you have seen in this twisted house of furries" option.

Also a "Machine gun rampage" and "Explosive demolition" options will be welcomed in the next version of this "game".

ZenZhu · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 475

I just feel an instinctual hatred towards people that I unwittingly give handjobs to. Which is a pretty small category.

You knew what you were getting into... and I bet you were fantasizing about Rankin the whole time. :D

"Pardon me, guv'nor.... polish yer knob???"

MagKnightX · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 137

So I was at the firing range one time, and I was trying to get a target rifle sighted in. This old, annoying regular there keeps telling me how I'm "doing it all wrong." Now, nobody likes him because he's nosy and generally annoying, but since he's old and appears to not have a life, we don't yell or anything, we just ignore him. Eventually, though, apparently he can't stand how I'm adjusting the sights, so he comes up to me and says, "here, hold this rifle while I work your knob for you."

We couldn't shoot straight the rest of the day, we just kept laughing.

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

You knew what you were getting into... and I bet you were fantasizing about Rankin the whole time. :D

Well, I do have an enormous cock, much larger than the one in your avatar..

ZenZhu · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 475

My, aren't we the clever one? :)

I bet it's like Havey Keitel's and resembles a pork chop.

MagKnightX · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 137

I think the better question is, why are you speculating on the general condition of his penis?

Why are any of us talking about any of this?

Tailgunner · Coadjutor Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 161

I sense I missed something very very good when I skipped over that thread.

I feel so out of the loop with what's cool and hip around here. :cry:

NO YOU HAVEN'T. It's still around, now with shitty music, and a downstairs.

Feel free to give the fox a handjob. For MagKnightX, of course.

Awe man! The game won't let me grab the broom out of the closet to impale the characters with, nor would it let me throw a lit candlestick at that avian creature in one of the hotel rooms.

Remember, it was the fox, with the candlestick, on the balconey.

EDIT: Ugh, curiousity gotten the better of me with that stupid fox, thank God I held my hand up to the screen in time. Excuse me, but I have to burn not only my computer, but my monitor has become tainted as well.

ZenZhu · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 475

Not to say the thing doesn't mark furry works down a couple of notches on the totem pole of creative endeavors, but I find it kind of hard to get worked up about a cumshot that looks more like an exploding can of silly string.

My biggest question is, with all of the loose gals running about there.... why is someone electing to sit in a room reading a book? Must be a real page-turner.