Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

21st Century Digital Boy · Apocrisiary Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 48

NO DOGGIE TREAT! BAD!

CrazyBomber · Apocrisiary Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 46

Ow, shit!
That poor statue didn't deserved that.

Kadius · Venter Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 238

"Now turn your head and cough."

The Outsider · Coadjutor Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 100

"Now turn your head and cough."

Fair enough. I turned my head and coughed when I saw that pic.

The Outsider

ZenZhu · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 634

His shirt reminds me of a moment in the CSI episode "Fur and Loathing in Las Vegas." The blonde investigator (the only one I know the name of is Grissom) makes a comment figuring that there can't be too many gun nuts amongst a group of people that love cute, cuddly animals.

Oh, if they only knew.......

MagKnightX · Prattler Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 183

That guy looks like another guy I know, right down to the gun-nuttiness.

CrazyBomber · Apocrisiary Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 46

I have a slight hunch that the pic came from this site.

And if my hunch isn't true, then there is the place where that pic belongs.

Kadius · Venter Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 238

Well, when I saw the pawprint on his shirt. It was a pretty good give away that he was a furry. I then looked at the ".L.A." on his shirt and got the idea of it standing for F.L.A. I then searched for "Furry Liberation army" on a hunch and found this.

I'd be concerned, if they weren't furries. :wink:

MagKnightX · Prattler Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 183

"If you are interested in joining the F.L.A. and truley believe in what it stands for, apply at one of the many F.L.A. ROTC rooms at Anthrocon, FC, ConiFur, Texas Fur Con, PhilCon, or send an email to our president and founder, and beloved leader,

Commander Mikhail Flywatt"

I think we need to find some real ROTC members and tell them that sexual deviants are using their organizational name.

No, on second thought, a bunch of Ensigns and 2nd Lieutenants trying to kick ass is hilarious at best and scary at worst.

Just tell Marine NROTC. Nobody can kick ass like the Marines. 'Course, you'd also need to tell them that the FLAssholes pissed on the flag, otherwise they might not try.

Kadius · Venter Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 238

"If you are interested in joining the F.L.A. and truley believe in what it stands for, apply at one of the many F.L.A. ROTC rooms at Anthrocon, FC, ConiFur, Texas Fur Con, PhilCon, or send an email to our president and founder, and beloved leader,

Commander Mikhail Flywatt"

I think we need to find some real ROTC members and tell them that sexual deviants are using their organizational name.

No, on second thought, a bunch of Ensigns and 2nd Lieutenants trying to kick ass is hilarious at best and scary at worst.

Just tell Marine NROTC. Nobody can kick ass like the Marines. 'Course, you'd also need to tell them that the FLAssholes pissed on the flag, otherwise they might not try.

I got the impression you had to have ROTC experiance to join this 'club'.

Quantum Coyote · Coadjutor Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 78

"The F.L.A. would like to take a moment to thank all the wonderful furs who contacted the F.B.I. and got themselves proven wrong"

Anybody know what the frick this is about?

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 515

Furry Liberation Army?

Excuse me while I laugh myself into an asthma attack...

(several minutes later)

Okay, better.

If that yo-yo in the pic is supposed to be representative, one need not have the slightest bit of skill with a butter knife to lay waste to this "army" much less military training. Marines would be overkill like taking out a fly with a 10 guage would be.

In fact, we need only arm a small group of hyperactive kindergardeners off their Lithium with drumsticks (wood for damage, chicken for comedy) and they'd waste the whole bunch.

Which of course would be rioutous to watch on video.

"Today at a convention for mentally deranged individuals, six five year olds laid a righteous beat-down on twenty-eight teens using nothing more than a lunch bucket from KFC."

"The F.L.A. would like to take a moment to thank all the wonderful furs who contacted the F.B.I. and got themselves proven wrong"

Anybody know what the frick this is about?

That would be the idiots of the FLA ignoring the twin maxims of modern society:

1. When all your tools are hammers, everything looks like a nail. The government can only afford and only has experience with hammers.

2. The nail that sticks up gets pounded down.

Making a veiled threat of firearms and ravenous weasels is of course stupid on its face but for anyone else, they might get taken seriously. Since these are furries, the FBI probably thought, "WTF?! These bozos wouldn't be a match for their own grandmothers."

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

Is he checking if that statue is anatomically correct?

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 326

*NAUGHTY FURRY*
NO DOGGIE TREAT! BAD!

I was reminded of that by this. Maybe I just have a filthy disgusting mind. No wait, I do.

ZenZhu · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 634

Well, the only things that make that evident that it's not what it looks like is 1) I'm familiar with cleaning hooves (my horse in riding class was always stubborn about letting me lift his foot to clean) and 2) she's not a Brazillian shemale.

SquareSoft0 · Coadjutor Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 100

Just tell Marine NROTC. Nobody can kick ass like the Marines. 'Course, you'd also need to tell them that the FLAssholes pissed on the flag, otherwise they might not try.

Nah, all you have to do is show them this.

ZenZhu · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 634

So... they're ready to take up arms if someone badmouths them for liking furry porn.

And they say we're the ones with the problem. :shock: :roll: