Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Computolio · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 462

Holy hell, how the fuck did we miss this? (NWS)

Rankin · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 891

That it looks like Mac widgets only makes me more sad.

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 420

I found a non-yiffy story on there...Shame it is sad in the way that only an overly obsessed Tails fangirl can be... :roll:

http://www.yiffstar.com/index.php?pid=1240

Tails having sex makes my brain hurt too but at least I don't think I'm married to the poor fox.

Genghis · Venter Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 233

ahahhhahahahaa the first amendment part is classic

21st Century Digital Boy · Rasophore Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 60

Holy shit, look at the keywords list, there's even a catagory for inflatable sheep (pity the only story there is in german).

Genghis · Venter Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 233

Without hesitation, he e-mailed the owner, making sure to write his message out as if he were truly looking to adopt, not own. He knew how some people thought online, humoring them by giving them exactly what they wanted to hear. Sometimes, that was not a good idea; other times, it made for the beginnings of a beautiful relationship. Now, if he played it right, it would mean a plush he could curl up with every night as if it was his girlfriend. As sad as it sounded, it was the perfect set up for him. The ravishing doll would indeed be marvelous to snuggle with in bed. It wouldn't lie to him, pretend to love, hide from him, or question his lifestyle. It would always be there for him, to comfort him, to keep him company and if it ever got dirty, he could just toss it in the washer. He was a lonely person. Having had his heart broken once, he stopped trying to reach out to others, at least in the manner that landed him his first relationship. Chris never expected to find someone to love like that ever again and after a while, it stopped bothering him. This would help him forget he thought; having something to cuddle with just might be what he needed. Considering the item in question, Chris knew his draconian persona might help his argument. He considered his words carefully until the e-mail was complete.

this is from a self-insertion story. Somehow that makes the crippling LONELY even funnier

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 563

If they put half this much creativity into dating actual people and getting laid, they'd probably still be virgins, but it would still be better than this crap.

Ackron · Recusant Joined: 16 Sep 2004 Posts: 4

i hate that site its got crappy stories and its gallery is lame.

Sixtail · Recusant Joined: 30 Aug 2004 Posts: 18

There's so much crap on that site it's not funny. I'm all for writen smut, but jesus fucking christ, have basic grammar skills and know how to pace a goddamned story before you get to "TEH 15 FOOT WOLF GOES BALLS DEEP IN THE FOXBOI'S CUNNY".

Oh yeah, use of the words cunny, pussy, boi, should be forbidden in all furry porn forever. Is use of 'vagina' or 'clitrois' so hard?

Kyoujin · Recusant Joined: 20 Oct 2004 Posts: 7

There's so much crap on that site it's not funny. I'm all for writen smut, but jesus fucking christ, have basic grammar skills and know how to pace a goddamned story before you get to "TEH 15 FOOT WOLF GOES BALLS DEEP IN THE FOXBOI'S CUNNY".

Oh yeah, use of the words cunny, pussy, boi, should be forbidden in all furry porn forever. Is use of 'vagina' or 'clitrois' so hard?

Well it's porn, ain't it? The porn videos I have downloaded from the net don't have civilized languange either, it's always "Oooh yeah.. Fuck me hard.. Mmm.. suck my cock.." and of course in the end "I'm gonna cum!" and "Oh yeah cum in me!"

It's supposed to turn on, I know it's corny and too often there's too much of that stuff. Well porn is porn, get a girl/boyfriend and get busy, if you have any luck at all there won't be any need for words.

And nope, I don't like most of that stuff on yiffstar either, I have read some of it though. I know few furries that are sane, most of the finnish furries are rather normal people with the furry thing rather as a hobby. Of course there is few people who are really weird, one that has a panther as his charecter sometimes eats catfood. I'm cool with that because the guy isn't really freaky otherwise.

ZenZhu · Needs to get out more Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 897

That's the great thing about hentai DVDs and porn straight from China and Japan... shut off the English track and/or subtitling.. if there is any.. and you don't have to deal with the corny dialogue. You can still hear it.. you just can't understand enough of it to know how corny it is. Of course.. those high-pitched anime babes' voices can sometimes merit hitting the mute button all together.

Although, as I learn more Japanese, it goes back to being understandable enough to be corny.... the time I knew I was making headway was when watching one where a girl sucks a guy off. All they show is her throat moving to tell you she's swallowing... then she utters "Oishi desu." That was just too silly without even having subtitles on. Basically, "Delicious!"

Kimochi ii!

Sixtail · Recusant Joined: 30 Aug 2004 Posts: 18

Although, as I learn more Japanese, it goes back to being understandable enough to be corny.... the time I knew I was making headway was when watching one where a girl sucks a guy off. All they show is her throat moving to tell you she's swallowing... then she utters "Oishi desu." That was just too silly without even having subtitles on. Basically, "Delicious!"

Kimochi ii!

Bahahahahahaha.

ZenZhu · Needs to get out more Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 897

Actually.. I was mistaken in that. I just remembered the thing that made it silly was she said "gochisosama", not "oishi desu." Roughly, it's the same... but what made it absurd is "gochisosama deshita" is what you say after someone has prepared you a meal at a restaurant or at their home or something. It's kind of like "Thank you for the meal." It's kind of what to say after a meal what itadakimasu is to say before a meal. It struck me as absurd because it's almost like saying "Thanks for the turkey dinner!" or something after someone's jizzed in your face.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Venter Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 254

It struck me as absurd because it's almost like saying "Thanks for the turkey dinner!" or something after someone's jizzed in your face.

That's even funnier, and funnier still with Thanksgiving coming up.

On second thought, I think you just ruined a perfectly good turkey dinner and sweet potato pie for me, unless I can forget I just read that by then.

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 370

It's kind of what to say after a meal what itadakimasu is to say before a meal. It struck me as absurd because it's almost like saying "Thanks for the turkey dinner!" or something after someone's jizzed in your face.

That's.. very strange. I guess there must've been quite a bit of it for her to say 'thanks for the meal' :wink: I remember kinda freaking out when I finally understood 3-4 lines in an undubbed anime without reading the subtitles. I can only imagine how ZenZhu feels.

Yare yare.

Computolio · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 462

If they put half this much creativity into dating actual people and getting laid, they'd probably still be virgins, but it would still be better than this crap.

To quote MasaMania:

But don’t forget, the most important thing in fuck is not seeing fuck but doing fuck.Just do fuck.

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 766

Wise words... wise words indeed.

Tailgunner · Venter Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 209

Repository? Try SUPository.

Oh well, at least they are attempting to write a story, lord knows that takes worlds of effort more than the crayon in fist approach in the "art" that VCL contains.

I miss the smut that fanfiction once hosted.

"This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental."

Riiiggghhht!