Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Computolio · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 399

Truly an animated GIF so brilliant it deserves it's own You're The Man Now Dog domain and looped soundtrack.

Rankin · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 685

Truly an animated GIF so brilliant it deserves it's own You're The Man Now Dog domain and looped soundtrack.

<IMG SRC=A:/COMPUHOLIO.JPG> <SOUND="canyon.mid" VOLUME=100 LOOP=TRUE CONTROLS="false">

...did I do this rite?

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Prattler Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 155

On a shitty connection, that loads so slowly it almost looks like KITT is creeping up to eat them alive.

Did you know he'd just released a new album earlier this year? I had it on mp3, until it got deleted along with Hansen's latest. It's surprisingly not totaly unlistenable, but he doesn't have a unique enough talent to do anything with the songs, other than just being David Hasselhoff singing them. There's really no reason to listen to it when the original artists did them the same -and better- the first time around. The only exception would be the final track, which is an orchestral version of the Knight Rider theme song (which he doesn't sing on). It's kind of cool in a way if you used to watched the show.

He's still putting food on the table, and I'm not going to knock him for that. But without a talking car or some fake boobies (or a talking car with fake boobies -or would they be 'real' in that case?) to co-star alongside him, he probably wouldn't have had much of a career to speak of.

Rankin · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 685

He's still putting food on the table, and I'm not going to knock him for that. But without a talking car or some fake boobies (or a talking car with fake boobies -or would they be 'real' in that case?) to co-star alongside him, he probably wouldn't have had much of a career to speak of.

Dude. Remember Baywatch at all? He makes wookies jealous. Just shave his balls and put him on the front page of fursuitsex.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Prattler Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 155

Dude. Remember Baywatch at all? He makes wookies jealous. Just shave his balls and put him on the front page of fursuitsex.

I'd actually forgotten he has body hair. Every time I think about him, I envision him dressed head to toe in black leather like in the above picture. The picture, by the way, makes me think of Batman and Robin, which in turn makes me think of tiny black midget sex in the back of the KITTmobile as he worries aloud about his interior being mussed up.

Wait, what was I on about..?

Sean · Qualificator Joined: 05 Nov 2003 Posts: 26

I'm imagining William Daniels (as the voice of KITT) rapping "MC Kizzo to the Izzo to the double-Tizzay...Knight Industries in the muthafuckin' hizzay", and grinning like an idiot.

Also, CANADA OVER FINLAND IN THE WORLD CUP HOCKEY FINALS WOO YAY BOOMSHAKALAKA

Donotsue · Prattler Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 192

Ay Carumba! =)
Some people have too much time.=D

Sure we all remember Teh Baywatch.. whole world tuned in for Pammy's boobs.
Chaplin...Mickey... Pammy.... and Bin Laden... all world famous with nothing in common. =)

So he still sings? eesh! thought germans got over that ....uh...5 years ago. =D
Luckily to this day I haven't heard one of his songs... but perhaps someone could point me towards the orchestral arrangement of the theme song MP3... if it differs any from the original? =)

Papa needs new cruisin music! .... for next May!

Quantum Coyote · Coadjutor Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 78

I had no Idea Hasselhoff had William Shatner's disease, poor fellow. Maybe if he's trying to write his own stuff, i.e. the Leonard Nimoy disorder, there will be an increased chance for a good prognosis.

god bless

The New Meat · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 397

He's huge in Germany. No seriously, he is. Not just a rumor. They know him as "Der grosse Star aus Amerika" there.