Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 473

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

There was a time I'd see that and think "cool."

Then there was a time when I'd see that and think "That's idiotic."

Now I see it and think "_____________________________."

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

There was a time I'd see that and think "cool."

Then there was a time when I'd see that and think "That's idiotic."

Now I see it and weep.

Fixed.

Tailgunner · Venter Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 255

I swear those heads are staring right at meh.

I hope the freaks' heads are still in those masks and THEN placed on top of his entertainment center.

Shmeckopolis · Vociferator Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 314

In looking at that second pic, it makes me wonder if these folks ever register the high amount of ugly, overweight fucks there are in their little fandom. Seriously, someone in there has to have, at least once, looked at them as a whole and thought "My God...we're massive..."

J'ACCUSE!

Much respect for the Titus reference

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

I swear those heads are staring right at meh.

NO! They're staring at me! Go get your own heads, bitch.

Now this guy has the right idea! Gotta protect your bitches these days.

Paul · Vociferator Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 551

Now this guy has the right idea! Gotta protect your bitches these days.

What in holy heck is that photo about?

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 637

I swear those heads are staring right at meh.

NO! They're staring at me! Go get your own heads, bitch.

Now this guy has the right idea! Gotta protect your bitches these days.

Is this Jay Naylor? *snrk*

Computolio · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 631

J'ACCUSE!

Shouldn't it be giving him a blowjob?

Is this Jay Naylor? *snrk*

You got the wrong militant fuckhead. I think it's Jim Groat.

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1030

J'ACCUSE!

Shouldn't it be giving him a blowjob?

hahaha

Is this Jay Naylor? *snrk*

You got the wrong militant fuckhead. I think it's Jim Groat.

Its Mitch Beiro .. in fact the article on this site "Mitch's Wedding " or "Minerva's wedding" or whatever it is has this photo in it

Paul · Vociferator Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 551

Its Mitch Beiro .. in fact the article on this site "Mitch's Wedding " or "Minerva's wedding" or whatever it is has this photo in it

Ah, thanks. I thought I'd read all the CYD articles, but somehow I'd missed that one. Well, I just read it, and WTF LMAO! Ye gods, what a pathetic undertaking. Good revenge action by those animators.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

I like Mitch.

You've got to give him credit that on his site the first article he puts up is the most fucking embarrassing thing he ever did as a furry that we know of. On the other hand, I understand a little about damage control and realize he also probably did it to head off anyone who might try to pull that on him down the line. That, and being the oldest piece it gets pushed farthest down the list.

I still didn't even comprehend it being the same Mitch, our Mitch, until a few days ago. As I've said before I tend to get all the fat, bearded, old-school ex-furries (mouse, computolio, wayd, mitch, hirtes, etc.) confused with each other. Yes, I know they... well, they probably aren't really all fat and bearded, but when Computolio can't tell a Jim Groat from a Mitch Beiro it's a little understandable that I'm not the only one (and if you didn't know what Eric Schwartz looks like, seeing some guy standing next to Minerva Minx like in that pic might make you think it was him).

But those animators fucking rocked on that one.

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 312

(stuff)

Wait, that's THIS Mitch? As in, the CYD owner and operator?

HOLY SHNYCKIES!

Shmeckopolis · Vociferator Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 314

Geez, he's marrying a cross-eyes Minerva with down syndrome. And I've always wondered if that was a dude in that suit...

And are you 100% positive the Mitch in question is CYD's Mitch? That seemed to come from nowhere and seems kinda hard to swallow.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

No. Our Mitch is our Mitch. That is not our Mitch.

...no wonder the fucker tried to get me to put on that wig. :cry:

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

Our Mitch issa limey... =)

Their Mitch issa..

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1030

haha

Not that there shouldn't have been a characature of Beiro in that comic - but I never could figure out why Keller decided to stick him in that panel, in that section of the book, slumped against the wall passed out like that.

It just never made any sense to me , maybe I missed something :)

Computolio · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 631

Its Mitch Beiro .. in fact the article on this site "Mitch's Wedding " or "Minerva's wedding" or whatever it is has this photo in it

I'm not so sure. Jim Groat was "best man", and I think that was the photo he posed for.

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1030

Its Mitch Beiro .. in fact the article on this site "Mitch's Wedding " or "Minerva's wedding" or whatever it is has this photo in it

I'm not so sure. Jim Groat was "best man", and I think that was the photo he posed for.

http://www.crushyiffdestroy.com/gallery/furry_cards/images/groat.jpg

Oh right, my bad. The picture is even labelled 'wed_bestman.jpg'

I had always assumed that was Beiro in the pic. Tho now I notice, oddly there is no pic of Beiro at all in that article. No photography of the Bride and groom was allowed ?

Naturally, a lot of these people morph into characatures that all look the same anyway :)

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

Sour raep and whatnot.. linking to a funny pic of the day... =)

Jailed furries see something HAWT!

http://www.furry.org.au/chakat/Photos/cf7-0051.jpg

tomcat · Qualificator Joined: 27 Nov 2004 Posts: 15

Here's the very creepy link to a photo of the "newlyweds"...http://www.conmicro.cx/~kturtle/diaries/cf12/photos/newlyweds.html

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

(NWS)

RailFoxen · Venter Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 251

Here's the very creepy link to a photo of the "newlyweds"...http://www.conmicro.cx/~kturtle/diaries/cf12/photos/newlyweds.html

Is it furry tradition to wear vests way too damn small for your torso? Or is that just borne out of necessity?

The pursed flesh sticking out of the beard as he attempts to clear hat and nose and fat cheeks is classic.

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

Olde Fursuit Fun

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

Ach, du girly men! Haff zum mooorr funn mit Mi-neerva!

Und watch "Jingle All the Way"orr I'll keel you!!

I got it from... a friend... =)

Dr. Dos · Venter Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 244

aww how sweet

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Ugh. I've never met Beiro personally, but I'm familiar with his work from my Furplay days (and some other fanzine which name I forget). He's the fruit that would always draw vampires eating menstrual fluids out of each other's twats and stuff. Nasty.