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OMG! Is this guy TRYING to give everyone seizures?
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Tailgunner
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Posted: 11/22/2004 2:16:29 AM     Post subject: OMG! Is this guy TRYING to give everyone seizures?  

Link: http://www.furnation.com/0Absoluto/

Guys, let me tell you, do NOT stare for more than two seconds. You have been warned.
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MagKnightX
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Posted: 11/22/2004 2:50:34 AM     Post subject:  

If you can plow through the eye-searing pain and get to the galleries, you will be rewarded with some of the shittiest shit to ever be shit out, probably by shit.

Ooh! Look at me! I'm so edgy because I look like total crap! My heart is broken!

See first half of previous comment (Semi-NSFW)

You know, I'm starting to think that this is just your standard gothy-hot-topic shit drawn with a ruler. Oh, and I recognize those lyrics... oh, yeah, from the End of Evangelion movie...

Now, here's the same emaciated goat, but I think his dingaling's bigger in this pic. Oh, and it's all angsty now, see, because he's on a leash and in the rain.

Yeah, this person needs to throw away everything black in their closet, see a therapist, and stop visiting Hot Topic and Spencer's. DAPY is still acceptable, if they're still around.

OMG OMG RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE HORSE-ANGST!!!!

Now, since the only numbered mambo I know of is Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega, I have to assume that's what he's parodying. And since he's making fun of one of the BEST SONGS EVAR, he must die. Except he probably would like that. So, I guess I'll do nothing except fume quietly, as usual.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the exposure limit of angst. Any more angst, and the viewer suddenly slits their wrists. Or that could be from the sheer gaywaddity, but whatever.

Speaking of sheer gaywaddity, this is too much crap for now. I'm gonna go look at some human titties... the kind that AREN'T drawn with a ruler or dripping blood and tears.
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