Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Werebitch · Lurker Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 1

http://www.cyantian.net/d/20041227.html

Don't know what's more disturbing...the fact they are supposed to be 14 years old, or their huge packages decorated with miseltoe.

Shmeckopolis · Vociferator Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 314

...Or the fact that their abs stretch across their entire abdomen. Seriously, I feel like they're gonna open up and end up being a mouth.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Stepped back a few pages just to give the comic a look.

Oh GOOD! Just what the Internet needs.. more furry comics with ANGST ANGST ANGST!

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Venter Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 258

Stepped back a few pages just to give the comic a look.

Oh GOOD! Just what the Internet needs.. more furry comics with ANGST ANGST ANGST!

It's also nonsensical.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

And why is it always huge issues with family... especially parents?

A couple answers come to mind.

Rural Pimp · Rasophore Joined: 25 Dec 2004 Posts: 69

Hmm... Masochism, perchance? It wouldn´t be hard to imagine that the person who made this harbors some deep-seated fantasy about being hated and abandoned by those are close to him/her. Note also that this does not have to be a SEXUAL fantasy.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

I'd guess a fair bit of such things come as a reflection of issues in their personal lives. The other possibility might be it comes as a reflection of issues they perceive they have in their personal lives. It wouldn't be surprising that characters from broken homes, with abusive parents, etc. come from young and young adult writers whose home lives are fine... but that feel put upon by their parents and such because of the usual expectations, like helping with dishes, doing homework, performing well at school, mowing the lawn, etc.

21st Century Digital Boy · Prattler Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 131

Some questions:

1: Why are they wearing shiney rubber knickers?

2: Why does the raccoon have a loaf of challah stuck to the back of his head?

3: If pictures of underaged furries wigh grotesquely enlarged johnsons are worthy of the atrocity archive, why the hell has noone mentioned Nudog yet?

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

1: Why are they wearing shiney rubber knickers?

Because nothing celebrates the birth of the baby Jesus like tight, red spandex.

2: Why does the raccoon have a loaf of challah stuck to the back of his head?

What better way to represent the multi-cultural nature of the winter holidays than by having one of the characters sport a loaf of Jewish bread?

3: If pictures of underaged furries wigh grotesquely enlarged johnsons are worthy of the atrocity archive, why the hell has noone mentioned Nudog yet?

Because, while the picture is laughable and scary in a Calvin Klein pedobait kind of way, the artist is at least more skilled than Nudog, who is what Kelly "Striker" Price would be after practicing for about a week.

Akhetnu · Qualificator Joined: 27 Dec 2004 Posts: 25

I'd frankly enjoy seeing furry art of youths that dont make us look like adults (i.e. bodybuilder physique and monstrous packages all around). I certainly don't have that. XD

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 353

I'd frankly enjoy seeing furry art of youths that dont make us look like adults (i.e. bodybuilder physique and monstrous packages all around). I certainly don't have that. XD

If you're telling us you're a youth... well, I'm not sure, but, er, you'd go to bed instead of crawling on the Internet at this time.

Akhetnu · Qualificator Joined: 27 Dec 2004 Posts: 25

World of Warcraft makes me nocturnal on occasion ;)

Xarai · Apocrisiary Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 44

adults (i.e. bodybuilder physique and monstrous packages all around).

You have a very strange definition of "adult", sir.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

adults (i.e. bodybuilder physique and monstrous packages all around).

You have a very strange definition of "adult", sir.

Bow-chikka-chikka-wow-woww..

Tailgunner · Venter Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 255

World of Warcraft makes me nocturnal on occasion ;)

World of Warcrack, and Evercocaine have been known to destroy decades' long marriages.

Akhetnu · Qualificator Joined: 27 Dec 2004 Posts: 25

Which reminds me...I wonder how many furries will suddenly "discover" one night after playing WoW that they are in fact, Tauren 'Otherkin'.

(Note: Tauren are a minotaur-like race in World of Warcraft, and I play one, for the record.)

And I realize that not all adults have huge packages and rippling muscles...but I have yet to find any young teens fitting both of those descriptions, let alone 4 in the same room. And four furries who fit that? might as well hunt snipe.

Mmmm Mmmmm bitch!